Title: Inspector Sakura

Author: AmQaudrus

Summary: Sakura mixed with alcohol was never good. Everybody feared blunt inspector Sakura. Except Copy nin Kakashi. Think again.

Author's note:I don't own anything, except a goldfish. Which I reaaaally like x]

I'm sorry for my bad grammar. I now it sucks.

Sakura is a feared kunoichi.

She is known over the whole world for inventing healing jutsu's.

Her incredible power is breathtaking and fearful at the same time.

And you couldn't actually call her ugly.

She was exceptional.

But in Konoha she is know for another reason also.

It al began with an inside joke –and it stayed an inside joke, because they really fear her fists. - And now her nickname in the bars is very special.

Meet inspector Sakura.

While grabbing his drink, Kakashi Hatake looked around in the club. Some drinking, others dancing. Nothing special.

Until he felt somebody slide on the stool next to him. He glanced at the person and his eye crinkled.

"Yo"

"Can you believe it, that they" and she pointed to the table where Ino and a very red Shikamaru sat. "send me away only because I asked some questions!?" she asked, her voice slurring.

"Hmm"

"I just asked how big it was!"

Kakashi almost choked on his sake.

"Ino always says it is so fantastic and big, you know. And I just ask it, and ooh! Oh! They send me away, those bastards!"

Then Kakashi got the point.

Sakura was very, very drunk, and he realised that he had to get out of here, NOW. – because he also knows about the rumours and 'Inspector Sakura'-

"So Kakashi, how big is yours?"

Too late.

"Sakura, I'd rather not answer that."

She pouted

"Really not?"

"No"

And she shrugged it away.

They sat for a couple of minutes in a uncomfortable silence.

"Do you remove your mask when you fuck?"

His eye widened and he stared at her.

"Whaaat? I'm just curious!"

"Sakura…"

"You know what? Tonight, I will remove your mask!"

She grinned a drunken grin

And she moved closer so she could sit in his lap and began murmuring in his ear.

He wanted to protest and push her of, but it didn't work. His body has, sadly enough, also a voice. Very loud one, exactly under his belly.

Crap.

"Sakura, don't do this or I will do things that I will regret"

He noticed her some time ago.

He noticed that she became stronger, better, faster. She didn't cry anymore. He also noticed that she was growing to be a woman. Not a girl, but a real woman with curves and behaviour.

Sakura was infamous. And not only for her punches.

"Kakashi...,. Haven't you ever noticed the heated stares I give you? Or the little winks? I mean what I do! I'm not a little girl anymore!"

"I can see that" he murmured

Then he came to a conclusion.

He had bloody enough of it. He wanted it, she wanted it.

Who in fucks name is stopping him?

- -

At the table of Ino

"have you heard about …" but Ino couldn't finish her sentence because at that precise moment, Kakashi passed with Sakura hanging over her shoulder like a sac.

"Kakashi, where are you taking Sakura?" the shocked girl said.

"I'm gonna answer on all of her questions but I can't do it here, bye!" he said in a hurried tone.

And just before they walked out of the door she grinned and said:" please, don't save me" and she waved with her hand.

For some minutes there was silence

"So, who wants some more sake?" Shikamaru asked in a hushed voice.

A yes came out of everybody's mouth.

- - -

I'm so sorry that I waited so long to update.

Sorry for the bad grammar

And thanks for the reviews and alerts!

Love Q.