A/N- blah what blah blah blah in blah the blah blah blah world blah blah?

Disclaimer- I blah no blah own blah Almighty's blah drums blah okay.

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"And then Nabooru took me in." Kheino said finishing the story as they finally arrived the boss room where Link fought the two witches. After climbing the pillar thing, he lied down on the middle of it and yawned. "Good luck Hero."

Link looked at the wolf envyingly, he could sleep and do nothing while they're in the temple so he won't somehow accidentally help him. He sighed loudly and began to look for the secret door.

After finding nothing on top, he climbed down and started looking around. He quickly found it behind the platform he was just on. He looked at the door with a raised eyebrow. Heh.. That was easy. He climbed back on top of the pillar and nudged the hairy beast on his side. The mutt groaned and opened his eyelids and immediately stood up.

" Did you find it?"

"Yeah, it was pretty easy to find."

" Nabooru said that the last sage was pretty lazy." He paused for a while and smiled. "Speaking of pretty, the girl with the mask and greenish hair. She's your friend right?"

"Yeah I guess."

"Dude, she's freakin' hot." Link flushed and looked away from the wolf. Link had a little crush on her. "I bet every guy in her home town is like trying to like impress her or something."

" Y-yeah.. Uh lets get going." The Hero started speed walking to the edge so he can get away before Kheino could see his flushed face but he failed miserably.

" Hey your blushing! Ha.. That's hilarious! I bet you want to do kiss her. No more than that, you want to -" Link grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and threw him towards the newly discovered door. The force broke the door and the poor mutt rolled for a while before stopping in front of another door. Note to self, don't make fun of the Hero.

The Hero of Time looked at the broken door with wide eyes. I think I over did it, I hope he's okay or I will never forgive myself. He jumped down the pillar not thinking it through. He quickly regretted it when he touched the ground. He ran to where the wolf was, tying to forget the pain in his legs and feet.

" Kheino! I'm sorry are you okay?" Link said kneeling beside the abused canine. He stood up making the worried teen do the same thing as well.

"I'm fine and I should be the one to apologize. I shouldn't of teased you like that."

"It's okay but I'm still sorry for what I did."

"I'm fine." He was getting really annoyed. Link looked ahead to see a door just a couple of inches away.

"Another door? So this place is just another hall with no meaning to it?" Kheino cleared his throat making Link look at him.

"Look behind you." He turned to see spikes coming out of the floor, walls, and ceiling. His mouth opened a little.

"I thought the previous sage was lazy, no lazy being can do this!"

" I just know what Nabooru told me."

" Didn't you roll in here first?"

" I guess the sage made this room tell the difference between rolling and walking things so if your testing this place with a rock.." He didn't need to finish. Link sighed and grabbed the door knob.

"Well, let's get going." He opened the door, stepping inside the bright room; Kheino following behind him.

It took only a couple of seconds to adjust to the new lighting. Link looked at the ceiling to see a hole. The doors suddenly became locked and strangely, he heard a guitar in the distance.

Six monsters came out of the ground and all of them had an instrument. They were all a tanish color and was about half the size of Link. Their face was just a black line and they walked like monkeys and had some of their features too. There were two different kinds of them, one with a light green flute and another a brown, acoustic guitar.

Link drew out his sword and shield and lunged at a monster that had a flute. It easily got hit and when it died, it didn't disappear. He looked at the others, they weren't moving at all. Another creature came half way out of the ground. It was fatter than the others and had four drums around it. Blue, red, green, and brown. It hit all of them with it's two, fat, short sticks. Blue sounded like pon, red: pata, green: chaka, and brown: don.

"It's Yettehgimal! It's still alive?" Kheino said from the corner. The drum player started to play it's instrument; playing pata pata pon pon in a nice rhythm. The flutist and guitarist started to howl to the sky and started to look at the Hero evilly.

The ones that played the guitar was playing the same thing Yettehgimal was playing and were standing next to it. The ones with the flutes started shooting darts and some made a very high pitch screech that could make anyone's ears bleed. Link covered his ears to block out the horrid noise but that left him defenseless.

Kheino opened his mouth to shout something when he saw a dart coming towards the Hero but he quickly shut it. Link saw what the wolf did in the corner of his eye and quickly moved out of the way of the incoming dart. With his hands still on his ears, he went in front of a monster that was shooting darts and made sure another one was behind him. He ducked when the dart was close to his face and stabbed the owner of it. Link looked at the monster who got hit by the dart, it was lying on the ground motionless with the dart stuck in it's chest. It must have been dipped in poison..

The flute players suddenly stopped attacking and went next to the guitarist. Yettehgimal started playing another song that went, chaka chaka don don. The monsters that played the guitar went in front of Link, only a couple of feet away from him. He put his shield in front of him getting prepared for an attack but the guitarists were just walking in place holding their guitars horizontally.

The drum player only played the new song three times. After that, it started playing the other song again.. The monsters howled again and their guitars got on fire.

"Hey!" Kheino suddenly shouted making everyone, including the instrument playing creatures, look at him. " You're the Guitrow that dumped ink on me!" One of the 'Guitrow' laughed. It sounded like a young mans laugh that was a little high pitch and alien like. (Really weird laugh I must add) The canine growled; trying to resist the urge to shred it up into little pieces. Link looked at Yettehgimal, it was the one giving commands. He took out his bow and arrow and aimed it at the plump monster's head. A bark made him twitch and miss the monsters head and hit it's chest instead. The beast hissed in pain and looked at the archer, growling like a dog.

The rest of the other monsters, even the dead ones, disappeared leaving Yettehgimal defenseless. Link rushed to it and jumped; planning to strike it from above. Long spikes suddenly came out of the sides of the drums and pointed at the sky making a cone shaped like house. The Hero was only a couple of inches away from the spikes when his instincts took over. He placed his feet on top of his shield holding it on the side for stability. He bounced off the spikes and landed behind the drum player, he shot an arrow at it but it went under ground before the arrow could hit it's mark. Yettehgimal reappeared on the other side of the room and started playing a really long song that was along the lines of chack chaka pon pon pata pata don don chaka pata pon pon don chaka pata pon.

Two bat like monsters came through the hole in the ceiling hovering in front of the drum player. They had dark purple fur with wings for arms that had spikes on the ends There was a curved line and two, sharp fangs on it's face. It's feet was like an eagles and they were a foot shorter than the Hero of Time.

They started to spit out something green between their teeth. Link back flipped and looked at the dirt ahead of him. There was a hissing sound and there was now a hole. He looked up to see one of the bats diving towards him.. He tried to jump out of the way but it was too late. It grabbed him by the shoulders, nails sinking deep into his skin.. Link screamed in pain as the bat flew out of the temple. He looked down watching the temple grow smaller and finally too small to see. He swallowed loudly and looked up at the bat who looked like it was grinning.

"H-Hey, what did I ever do to you?" The Hero asked feeling uncomfortable and scared.

"Lord told our master to kill anyone who comes in here." The bat replied in a deep voice.

" Lord, lord.. The sage is your lord right? She is already dead!"

"We know, new lord came from Hyrule Castle yeah?"

" Why are you obeying him? Is he threatening you guys or something? I can help you guys." It shook it's head widely.

" No no no! I already told you too much!" It started to growl and Link felt it's grip tighten. "We have a surprise back in the temple so you should go see it!" It released it's grip on him and watched him fall mercilessly. The mixture of fear, pain, and discomfort made his arms feel numb making him unable to reach into his pocket and get his hookshot.

When he got closer to the temple he could see the other bat on the ground on it's back, wings pointed to the sky with spikes ready to pierce him. He started to panic but he suddenly got an idea. With the sword still in his hand, he pointed it to the ground holding the hilt with both hands and feet placed on the bottom of the wing design.

Before he stabbed the winged beast, he saw it shake in fear but did not move. Strange.

The ground shook after he landed making Yettehgimal jump out of the dirt. The lower half of his body was like a spider. Eight, hairy, tanish, legs that were about three feet long that looked like it could pierce anything. It was now about the size of X-Zone now. Link jumped out of his skin at the sight; he wasn't expecting it to look like that.

"You look the same, just a foot taller." Kheino commented sarcastically from his newly made burrow; his head poking out of the entrance. The drum player growled like a tiger and a lion. " That's what you get for leaving the temple. The Gerudo kicked your butt- no they cut it off!"

" Silence fool!" Yetthegimal growled but the wolf continued.

" Nabooru had to carry you back to the temple like a child! How embarrassing! But then again, how are you even alive? It looked like you lost too much blood to even lift a finger."

" I said silence!" The bat that dropped Link flew inside the room and started diving towards Kheino but stopped halfway and went towards Link. He tried to put the shield in front of him but he forgot about his wounds on his shoulders. He shouted in pain and looked at the beast in fear. He planned to jump out of the way when it cam close but it landed in front of the dead bat. It touched the hole on it's chest and started sniffing.

" Why didn't you tell her to move out of the way?" The live bat whispered in a shaky voice looking down at the dead body.

" It doesn't matter! Get them!" Yettehgimal shouted ready to explode from anger.

" Yes it does, if you just told her to move, she could still be alive." It said still whispering but a little louder.

"See that green cross-dressing brat over there? He killed her so take your anger out on him!"

" But if you just told her.. I could of helped."

" Your pathetic!" The bat's eyes widened as it stood up and walked over to the drum player.

" Ever since that scum came over here you've been acting like heartless Goron!"

" Scum! Don't call Lord a scum! He's the one that gave me a second chance in life!" Link looked at Kheino who looked backed. He backed away from the arguing two and reached for the door but it was sadly locked. More monsters suddenly appeared; guitarist, flutist, trumpeters, xylophonists, some with bombs, arrows, and torches. There was four huge ones that were very muscular and about the size of four Links. There were some that looked liked a bird and a crocodile mixed together. Some whe-

" The so called 'Lord' only came here once and was never been heard from again. If you respect him so much how does he look like?" The flying beast said angrily making Link and Kheino stop looking at the other monsters.

" Uh…He was a blond.. And uh, he had red eyes.. Uh and there was lines under his eyes... And uh…" Kheino started walking towards the Hero smiling.

" This is very good information." He whispered.

" Yeah but how do we get out of here?"

" Sorry Hero, can't help you remember?" The teen sighed and watched the monsters fight against themselves. They both heard all of the beasts say yeah. They all started to gather around Yettehgimal blocking Kheino's and Link's view. They were too lazy to move so they stayed there, watching the monsters backs. There was a short raspy shout and gasps. The room was suddenly deadly quiet but a thud broke the silence. All of the monsters disappeared, going back to where they came from but the bat stayed, looking down with it's left wing stained in green blood. The two approached him and looked at what it was looking at. Yettehgimal was on the ground on it's chest, blood started to cover the ground around it. Four holes and blood could also be seen on it's back.

" Hero of Time, you killed my best friend but strangely I'm not mad at you." The bat said in a shaky voice again without looking at him.

" I'm sorry, oh and please call me Link."

"Um. Okay." It paused for a while, looking at the dead body. "You guys better get going yeah?"

" Oh right, thanks." Kheino said turning around, walking over to the door.

"You did the right thing." Link said before following Kheino. The door wasn't locked anymore so they opened it with ease. Right after they entered the room, the Hero knelt down and took out some bandages.

" Eh? What are you doing?" The wolf asked. Link didn't respond but he did made a face that said it's-so-obvious-why-I-have-them-and-you-most-be-blind-to-ask-that-question or something like that. The canine looked at him for a while before finally getting it. "Oh right, your shoulders." Link took off his shirt, trying to make as painless as possible, and painfully cleaned and covered his wounds. He put on his shirt again and finally looked around his surrounding. It was another hall again ('sigh') but there were three paths. He sighed and lied down on his back.

"My shoulders are killing me."

" Well if you want, I can check out those paths."

"Really?" He said looking at Kheino with a smile on his tired face.

" What? Of course not! I heard that if you displease the mighty Three, they will give you a slow and painful death." The Hero placed his head back on the ground.

" Your not helping." He saw the wolf smiling and sighed. "Anyways, what happened to you and that guitar monster?"

"Hmm? Oh yeah. Well, a couple of months ago, Nabooru asked me to accompany her to the Spirit Temple and since I never been here, I agreed. We were just in the first room when she forgot to write this very important letter. She took out a bottle of ink, a feather, and a piece of paper and started writing something. I looked at her for a while thinking she would be done quickly but she was taking forever so I dozed off. I woke up when I felt something wet on my back but it stopped. I looked up to see the Guitrow pouring ink on me! After Nabooru calmed me down, she sent the monster back to where it came from. I ran out the temple and poured water on myself from a bucket I found near a house." Link chuckled and closed his eyes.

"So what's your real fur color?"

" The same color as the monsters you just faced but a litter lighter. It helps us camouflage in the sand." The person he was talking to opened his eyes again and looked at the ceiling a couple feet away. He notices a door knob. He got up and went below it, looking at it with curiosity. He lit a bomb and when it was about to explode, he threw it up. Sand and dirt went everywhere but when it finally stopped flying, they saw…

A/N- Yay! I finally finished it. 'dances again'. Huh, I wonder how long it will take me to write the next one. Oh and check out my new poll, heheheh.