(because you and I
do not need a fairy tale
dwarves and poisoned apples
I'll make you mine
with or without
fate
destiny
and
fairy godmothers
atop the shining
shimmering
splendid
sparkle, sparkle hilltops,
I'll build our
pig pen)
………
…
…
-
-
Oh, Sugar pie love-y poopie pie-pie-chan.
We are destined.
Period.
Love me and my boobies!
…
…
…and my green toenails.
-
-
His despair escalated into a full-blown misery.
What had he done to deserve… such degradation?
Er… Molestation, yes. Molestation. Sweet, sweet… molestation…
"Wow…" Sakura moaned softly on his ear. "…your neck is so edible…" She purred, and then nibbled on his neck experimentally, her palm feeling up his chest. "You have a great body… Strong… oh!" she held back a gasp as she felt his muscles underneath his shirt. "I can't wait to taste it… I can't wait to ravish you, and tie you to my bed post while I play with your—"
The boy jerked, snatching her hand. "Stop, Sakura."
Sakura smiled a drunken smile.
"I can't…" She bit her lower lip, fluttering her lashes. "I… I…am so… hungry for you."
A delicious shiver shook his spine. He wanted to close his eyes and relish it. But forced himself not to. He's an Uchiha. Uchihas had the power to control everything.
The Fucked Up Nine-tails Fucker.
Mangekyou.
And the Wide, Wide World.
Even hormones, the Uchihas control them.
So, don't sink.
Don't shudder.
Don't give in.
But she whispered, "Sasuke-kun…" and he sank.
Deeply.
Deliciously.
But he struggled (…with tears, blood and pocari-sweat), glowering at the Hokage, "Fix her. I don't care how. Just fucking fix her." Sasuke snapped with a scalding look that would have sent a lesser person recoiling to a dark corner. Vainly, he tried to ignore Sakura's hot breath on his neck.
But I can't.
Her breath was warm.
Like… hot volcano.
Damn.
Sakura's eyes widened. "Oh my… I like rude guys! Rude guys are so hot…"
Tsunade started. "Well… it was—"
"Lose the shirt, Sasuke-sweetie. And oh, baby Sasuchoco sweetie pie honey-honey boogie-porgy, I'll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth."
An image attacked his mind and his inner pervert swooned,
(ohhhh, that's orgasm baby,
that's ORGASM BABY! ORGA—sssssssmmmmm)
But Super Strong Sasuke glared at the Hokage, "Bring her back to normal."
"And your voice!" gasped Sakura, her eyes wide. And round. And orgasmic. "It's so… Ohh, please, please, whisper my name… whisper it."
"It wasn't that easy!" argued Tsunade.
"I DON'T CARE— JUST BRING HER—"
Sasuke froze, his face erupting to violent red and purple. Naruto and Kakashi waited for the Uchiha to explode into sparkly, sparkly fireworks.
"And oh my, you're huge." She moaned in satisfaction. "I really like to put your zipper in my mouth, Sasuke-cookie."
"—BACK TO NORMAL!" he slapped her hand away from his crotch. But the girl slipped a hand over his firm buttocks. Sasuke jerked, his expression horrified as though he was having a cardiac arrest.
"And your ass is firm. I like that." Sakura whispered, her lips brushing his earlobe while her dainty hand squeezed his rear. "Hmm… amazing… firm and strong and oh… my hand bounced!"
"TSUNADE!" Sasuke thundered, very, very red, feeling so… violated.
Why me? He lamented but his body— traitor, you ass, you sick freaking piece of— shuddered.
"Sakura-chan, behave!" Tsunade snapped.
"But I'm so wet!" Sakura said brightly, smiling radiantly.
Naruto shrieked.
Traumatized, Sasuke turned to Tsunade. "FIX HER NOW!"
"Why are you shouting, Sasuke-cookie?" asked Sakura naively.
Eyes flashing oh-so-fabulously, dazzle dazzle, Sasuke, angered, turned to her. "Shut up!"
Sakura jerked and tears filled her eyes. "…do you… hate me?" Sasuke stiffened, uncomfortable as he stared down into the pools of teary green eyes, damning her and her kind.
"I… I…"
She pulled away, twirled once — gracefully — with hands above her head, her skirt lifted high, and she looked at him with dazzling green-green eyes and a pained expression that made Sasuke cringe.
"Why…?" Sakura moaned. And then, she sighed deeply, theatrically. "Why…? What did I do wrong?" she sobbed in her palms. "Am I not sexy enough for you? Is that why you're angry? Am I doing it wrong? Should I kiss you more? Harder? Faster? Deeper? I know I should but… I'm respecting your innocence, Sasuke-cookie! I don't want you to feel pressured because I know— yes, yes, I know that you are a virtuous virgin and you want it rough and loud…but… but… I respect you! I DO! But if you want… we can do it now. Where do you want me to kiss you? To touch you? Should I squeeze your—"
Sasuke's face was red and twitching.
"I WASN'T ANGRY ABOUT THAT—"
"Then why? Why…?" Her so-green eyes sparkled with tears, her glossy lips parted as she looked up into his eyes. Sasuke prayed to whatever god who was listening to save his soul and scrub his mind free of the images. Unbidden, his gaze lingered to her swollen lips, and he was reminded how those lips feel on his. After her lips, his stare lowered to her ample chest. At this, Sasuke had to look away with a wince.
Eyes… my virgin eyes. He lamented.
Little Sakura is no longer so little.
Why did she have to grow up?
"Sasuke-kun…?"
He closed his eyes to stop the flood of dirty images: big breasts, perky nipples, swollen lips, throaty, needy voice that screamed his name.
Fuck. His raging hard-on was painful.
"Am I a bad kisser?"
Sasuke cringed, his eyes snapping open.
Sakura's eyes widened, misreading his Look. "That's it! Now I understand!" Sasuke was looking at her with horror.
What did you… understand?
She now wore a determined expression. "I should improve my kissing! To kiss you better, I must practice more!"
Sasuke turned to Tsunade with a dark eerie look.
The Hokage cringed, holding up her hands. "Don't worry! I'm already brewing an anti-dote to correct the mistake."
"Make it fast." snapped Sasuke, snarling.
"Don't order me around, Uchiha." Tsunade snarled.
"This is your goddamned fault!"
"It isn't my fault if you're having a hard-on."
Sasuke growled and proceeded on defending his honor (I am not having a fucking hard-on." "Oh yeah? That's hard to believe. Except if you're hard all the time." "I'm going to rip you inside and out" "I AM THE HOKAGE, UCHIHA!")
While the two bickered about erections, condoms, pink lingerie, push-up bras and nipples, Sakura turned to Kakashi who was weeping with joy, his hands clasped in front of him.
"I will do my best, Kakashi-sensei!"
He jumped and bounced. "Bravo! At last, a student of mine who finally hit puberty! VIVA PUBERTY!" Kakashi showered her with confetti and blew horns (which he procured out of nowhere, from who-knows-where) while sobbing with so much joy.
Oh, joy.
Oh, joyous joyful JOY.
"For the sake of our dreams, I will improve! I will do one thousand tongue exercises and if I fail, I will do two thousands and if I fail again, I WILL DO THREE THOUSANDS!" Sakura announced, pumping a fist in the air. Naruto was found banging the bridge floor with his forehead, moaning an antagonized 'nooooooo—'
"WE WILL PREVAIL, SAKURA!"
"WE WILL!"
"Sakura!"
"Kakashi-sensei!"
"Sakura!"
"Kakashi-sensei!"
"SAKURA!"
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
Sakura and Kakashi joined hands as sun shone behind them. "THIS IS THE POWER OF OUR DREAMS!" Multicolored confetti rained upon them, wave hitting the cliff, the sun shining, shimmering and giggling.
"YEAH!" the two of them twirled— once, twice, thrice and a billion times— and posed. "SAKURA, MY BRIGHT BRIGHT SUPER STAR! SHINE FOR ME, LOLLIPOP!"
"BE MY GUIDING SUPER STAR, KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
"Sakura!" Kakashi wept, stars in his eye.
"Kakashi-sensei!"
"Sakura!"
"Kakashi-sensei!"
"Sakura!"
"Kakashi-sensei!"
"SAKURA!"
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
"Sakura!"
"Kakashi-sensei!"
"Sakura!"
"Kakashi-sensei!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO— stop it, STOP IT!" moaned Naruto.
………
…
…
I want Strawberry flavor.
I WANT STRAWBERRY FLAVOR.
…so when I suck you—
(-censorship-)
Well… I don't mind Melon.
And Tomato.
Yum.
-
-
"Stop clinging… too much!" Sasuke hissed, moving his arm about. However, the girl held on tightly and he had to commend her clinging talents. Why, his arm was getting numb.
Sakura pouted. "Your arm is so strong!"
Sasuke gritted his teeth. "I don't care." He growled. "Just get off!"
"Oooh, Sasuke-kun, you don't want me?" came her teasing voice.
"Yes. So get your hands off now." Sasuke snarled.
"You're lying…" Sakura drawled slowly. "…Sasuke-kun." The Uchiha gritted his teeth. The way she mentioned his name was maddening him. How long can he stand this? He's normal. Maybe he was Not Normal, a Cold Fish, a Tomato Freak, sex god, and Frosty the Stupid Snowman… But he got hormones. Hormones. Lots of hot, hot hormones. And testosterones. And sex drive.
He can go hard, erect and hot.
He will go hard, erect and hot.
He will.
Right?
(yeah, baby Scumbag! Just get it on with her
make gazillion of freakazoid babies with
KAPOW.)
He can go crazy.
Well, he did go crazy. (punching a non-existent Other Pervert— no, no!— talking to The Other Self was a sign of craziness)
However, as much as he want to turn tail and run, and solve his problem under his shower or maybe under his blanket, he could not leave her alone. Tsunade ordered him ("it's A MISSION, Uchiha," she growled) to look after her. ("she's sick, well, kind of," she added). Tsunade did not trust Naruto and Kakashi to handle the situation. Naruto would tie her up to a tree ("If I were you, I'd tie her up and—" "Say no more, dobe," he snapped, the idea of tying her up was appealing, especially if he'd tie her up to his bedpost) while Kakashi would give her tongue exercises ("waggle it, up and down, side to side, I think for better practice, you should eat at least 50 popsicles and 60 lollipops to improve the strength of your suck! And oh, have you seen the latest flavor of candy snack?" "Just SHUT THE FUCK UP, Kakashi," Sasuke growled).
He was annoyed. Instead of training, he was stuck babysitting his horny teammate. Moreover, Tsunade reminded him that he SHOULD not try to take advantage of the girl.
…
"As if he would!" Naruto snorted. "That bastard's gender is questionable— AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
He flew up past the ozone layer.
Kakashi, on the other hand, had a different view. "This will be a perfect opportunity for him to control his urges. A ninja should not want, should not feel and should not lose control." Sasuke shot him a venomous look. "Tsk. You're an Uchiha, alright, but still a boy. And Sakura's pretty—" he was rewarded with a smile from the girl. "—it would not be hard to get a hard-on."
"Damn you, Kakashi." Sasuke growled.
"You just did." The teacher gestured to the front of his pants.
…
…and so, here he was, getting tortured ("but many men would love to take your place!" Kakashi said) and getting horny as well. But no! He will survive this little hell. He will prevail. He will never, never, never ever take advantage of her momentary insanity— What the hell!
"Wow! Your hair's silky! I love it…" said Sakura, her fingers playing with his hair. Sasuke ripped his head away from her.
"Sakura… get away from me."
"I… can't! I want to have sex—"
"…shut up!" he growled, blushing. "…you're so annoying."
"Because you want me so much?"
Really, the nerve of this girl. "No."
Sakura giggled behind her hand. "You're lying."
"I'm not." Sasuke retorted determinedly.
"You don't want me?" she whispered, her green eyes glittering.
"Not in the least."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Let's find out…" Sakura scooted closer, pressing her body to his. "…if you're telling the truth." Sasuke opened his mouth to snap at her but Sakura grabbed his hair roughly with both hands and pulled him down to her with violence. Her lips crashed on his, her hands clung to his hair. Her violence was a… painful turn-on. And the way she kissed him reminded him of the way she hungrily gobble her favorite fruit, strawberry. She forced her tongue inside his mouth, down his throat and around his teeth.
Don't kiss her back, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't—
Sasuke groaned deeply and pulled the girl closer, kissing her back vigorously, deepening the torrid kiss. A satisfied moan resounded from her and she embraced him closer, their bodies warm and perfectly molding. Their lips glide with ease, mouths opened with tongues entwined.
Damn it… Sasuke thought, cupping the base of her head to kiss her more. He didn't realize that he was almost gobbling her lips, his tongue twisting around hers. He felt her pulling back to catch air but he didn't let her. He pressed his mouth harder and ignored the fact that he too, needed air.
"Ahem." Someone cleared his throat behind Sakura. "Uchiha and Haruno making out in broad daylight." A chuckle. "Now, that's news."
Snapping out of his horny state, Sasuke pulled away from her luscious mouth and glared at the speaker.
"Hyuuga," growled Sasuke. Sakura turned her face to the side and smiled prettily, her lips swollen and bloody red from Sasuke's onslaught of rough kisses.
"Neji-kun!"
Sasuke's brows twitched. "Neji-kun?" he hissed dangerously to her ear. His arms were still around her hips and her hands were on his shoulders.
The girl smiled at him. "Don't be jealous, my pet! You're my number one and my ONLY one!"
"Whatever…" he muttered and let go of her waist.
Hyuuga crossed his arms. "So," he raised a mocking brow. "Finally hitting puberty, huh?"
"Shut the hell up," Sasuke snarled.
Neji smirked. "Sorry to disturb. But may I suggest you do it somewhere behind a bush."
Sasuke's face darkened.
Sakura's eyes brightened. "Wow… you're a GENIUS!"
"Shut up," snapped Sasuke at Sakura. "And you," he sneered at Neji, "keep your perverted thoughts to yourself."
Neji shrugged. "Just trying to help… good thing I saw you made out with her. I'm starting to think you're asexual."
Sasuke growled and gave him a finger. "Fuck off." He grabbed Sakura's wrist and dragged her away.
"Bye, Neji-san!!" Sakura called over her shoulder. "Wow… he's also hot…"
"Shut up." Sasuke snapped.
"Ohh… Sasuke-kun, don't worry! You're still the hottest guy here…" she paused. "And I liked your ass better."
Sasuke inhaled sharply. Damn it.
"Am I improving? I got you to kiss me back! Does it mean I'm getting better?"
"No." he said sarcastically.
"WHAT!" she stopped dead in her tracks.
Frowningly, Sasuke looked back at her. "What's wrong with you?"
"I haven't improved?" she pressed the tip of her pointer against her cheek, pondering. Sasuke watched her intently, his gaze on her swollen lips. His eyes darkened when she bit her pouty bottom lip and licked her upper lip.
"Okay then!" she pumped a fist in the air. "50 Popsicles then!" Sakura wrenched her wrist from his hand and ran to the nearest Popsicle stand.
"50 popsicles, please!" she screamed to the astounded owner.
"50…? But—"
"YES! 50! For my tongue exercise!"
"For what?"
Sasuke caught up with her. "Don't mind her. Just give her one." Sasuke said harshly.
"But Kakashi-sensei said—"
"Don't be stupid." He retorted. "Just give her one."
"Okay…"
"I LIKE LEMON!"
Sasuke winced. Hell… The owner gave her what she wanted. Sakura beamed. "Thanks so muuuuch, mister!" she unwrapped the sweet and licked it slow. She glanced at him and smiled. Sasuke frowned. While licking, Sakura walked to the direction of the training grounds with Sasuke behind her.
"Wow… this is good. Kakashi-sensei is right! This will help me improve my kissing!" Sakura exclaimed, turned around to him and licked the Popsicle excitedly while walking backwards. Sasuke watched her uncomfortably, the way her pink tongue lapped at the Popsicle.
Fuck, now he was imagining that tongue… somewhere down inside his pants. She sucked and licked the sweet, her eyes on him, half-lidded and glowing with desire. To disguise his arousal, the Uchiha glared at her but his mind was somewhere else.
An image flashed before his eyes.
It was so erotic that he had to bite his tongue to stifle his groan.
"Damn it." He cursed, wiping his jaw with the back of his hand. Sakura stopped; he did, as well, but was so close to her now that he can smell her hair. Lavender. And watermelons. And other frutti-tutti scents. She smiled radiantly, and then tiptoed, kissing his lips. Involuntarily, he kissed back.
Sakura smiled against his lips. "You tasted better than lemon." Sasuke snorted, placed a hand at the back of her head and pulled her close for another kiss. With her free hand, Sakura dragged her fingernails over his bicep, down to the side of his body. She squeezed his hip bone, slid her fingers lower until—
"Stop." Sasuke dragged out breathlessly, his hand catching hers before it touch his crotch. "Damn it, Sakura. You don't know what the hell you're doing." He rasped against her bottom lip.
(oh you're enjoying it, popsicle)
"Sasuke…kun…—"
He stepped back until they were arm length away from each other.
"Don't come closer." He warned, discreetly hiding his hard-on.
"But…"
"Sakura." He narrowed his eyes at her. The girl innocently stared back, the Popsicle between her teeth. She licked the remaining sweet and tweaked the stick away.
"I want to have some fun, Sasuke-kun." Sasuke groaned mentally at this. "I want to have some fun…with you." Sakura said nonchalantly. "I want you."
He momentarily closed his eyes.
"I want you so much… I want to really really really put your zipper in my mouth."
But when he opened his eyes, Sakura was already clinging to him, her mouth on his skin. "Sakura…" Don't. Think. About— but images flooded inside his mind.
Panting lips.
Disheveled damp hair.
Creamy legs.
Perky breasts— he clenched his fists. Then a scream as he thrust—
"Sasuke…kun… faster… HARDER—"
He's going crazy. Officially going crazy. He was hearing things, seeing things. Somebody. Help him.
She was breathing against his ear. "Oh, Sasuke-kun… the dreams I had of you…" she pressed closer to him. "…they were so…hot."
"Damn it…" he recalled with a wince the dreams he had had of her. "Get off." He tried to sound determined. Instead, it sounded breathless.
Sakura pouted, puling back her face to look at his eyes. "You don't want me, Sasuke-kun?"
"Absolutely."
She sighed dramatically. "Fine."
Sasuke blinked.
Sakura grinned. "You're not the ONLY hot guy here." He frowned darkly. "Okaaaaaay, you're the hottest but Kiba's still smokin'!"
Sasuke started to glare.
"And Gaara! And Neji! And even CHOUJI—"
He suddenly grabbed her shoulders and crashed his mouth on hers roughly. The girl was so shocked and before she could kiss him back, he broke the kiss and flashed his swirling Sharingan at her.
"…you kissed me." Sakura whispered dazedly. His grip on her shoulders tightened painfully but Sakura didn't seem to mind. She smiled at him, her lips swollen. "You know what… I don't mind doing it with you in the woods. Take me against the tree, rip off my clothes…" she smiled as though she was just talking about candy flavors. "…and I will obey whatever you want me to do."
He growled, his eyes flashing redder. It was…tempting.
Push her against the tree.
Tell her to get down to her knees and she will do it.
No one will see. No one will hear her screams. Her cries. She's weak. So small. So fragile. His eyes dropped low below her chin, at the two round ample breasts.
One push.
Tear off her clothes.
And she'll be his to take.
Ravage her. Tear her apart. Make her bleed.
Unconsciously, he was licking his lips.
Come on. You know you want it.
He swallowed down his lust and released her shoulders. "No." he ripped out harshly.
Sakura stared up at him with wide innocent eyes before sighing deeply. "Okay." Sasuke spared her a questioning glance. With her fingers, she combed her hair and smoothed down her skirt.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "Where are you going?"
She flashed him a smile. "I'm going to find my soulmate!"
"Are you insane?" Sasuke demanded.
"Noooo. Since Sasuke-kun doesn't want Sakura-chan, Sakura-chan is going to look for another soul mate!"
Sasuke can only stare in utter bewilderment. How can someone so intelligent can be so… stupid and horny and… and… and—
"…another hot guy who can make me scream all night looooooooong, babycake!"
Sasuke jerked at this. Then his arm convulsed for a long (really long) time for Sakura was gone before he could say—
"Damn it."
Then followed suit.
Tsk.
Thus, the race began for her Virginity.
………
…
…
We're both virgins, aren't we?
Poopie-cookie.
Honey-cookie.
Pickle-coco-choconut.
I'll make you scream, my cookie-peacock!
Make me flood. Make me weak and… jelly and choco-lava-lava between my legs…
-
-
-
-
Ehem. Strong T-rated contents. Hehe XD Inspiration: cakes and lip gloss. Hmm, thank you for reading XD drop a review, yeah? Even if it's just to yell, flame, yadda-yadda. Just drop by, thank you very much!