Hello all, since I got such positive feed back about the first two chapters, I decided to write more. Oh, and if a French Canadian reviews, then I'd love your help coming up with some French cusses, and Stuff like that. Yeaaahhh. These stories will have little to do with the first two chapters, but I will be adding in more America/Canada. Probably in the next chapter, actually...
Disclaimer; I don't own the Canon characters, or the concept of Hetalia, but the Provinces and Territories are my own Character designs. And the occasional States too~ Oh, I also don't own the song used in here, or Skype.
Chapter Three;
The first thing Alberta did when he spotted the two West Coast Regions, was raise an eyebrow. Alternating between looking at their faces, to the coffee cups held in their hands. It perplexed the Prairie Province. That wasn't Tim Hortens Coffee. No, no. It was something else. The one in his Brother's hand was green, and the one in Washington's hand was pink. And the both had… Whipped cream!? He shook his head at the two's choice of beverages, sipping his own double-double. If he could, he would have given them a piece of his mind, concerning their… Coffee like drinks, but they were outside, under Washington's umbrella, and Alberta didn't really feel like getting wet. Instead, he turned his frustrations to Saskatchewan, whom was conveniently sitting on his bed, reading a book of some sort.
"Can you believe this? Now that Wet Coast con man is making passes at our fair sister!" He complained, not taking his eyes off the window. He heard the other get off the bed, and join him at the window. The younger looking boy, shifted his orangey hair out of his eyes, before also looking out at the front lawn. He turned back to his brother quizzically, snatching the coffee from his hands.
"Uhm, seriously… British Columbia isn't a girl, he's a boy." Alberta brushed off the other's comment, if anyone knew British Columbia, he knew British Columbia. Not Saskatchewan, not Washington, him. Jeez, he was her neighbour after all.
"…Really Lyle, BC is a boy! His name is Whitney! You should know that!" Alberta waved off the other, not realizing he had been talking aloud. So Saskatchewan wasn't going to help him… Maybe the person who was also close to BC? Though, not as close as he was, assuredly.
Leaving the room to Saskatchewan, who was busy looking at his brother like he was concerned for his health, Alberta headed up to the attic. Here if felt like it dropped Twenty degrees. Not good for growing crops, or raising cows at all. He knocked once on Yukon's door, before letting himself in. The white haired Territory didn't even look up as he barged in her room, she was instead looking at the laptop that rested on Alaska lap. The northern state looked up cheerily to Alberta, waving a bit.
"Oh! Alberta! Good timing, me and Yukon are just going to Skype with my uncle, care to join us?" Alberta wondered how the boy seemed to remain so cheery, despite how cold this room was. Though, most people wonder that for most of the provinces. The red haired boy shook his head, before running a hand over it to slick it back.
"Nahh, Russia is cool and all, but right now I am trying to save my dear sister from a state!" To his surprise, Alaska looked alarmed, and shared a quick look with Yukon.
"We are just old friends, Lyle… Or maybe you were referring to PEI? Or Manitoba?" She asked, looking curiously out from pale bangs. The was a slight hoping tone to her cold and distant voice, or maybe Alberta just wasn't hearing things correctly.
"No, no! I mean British Columbia! That guy, Washington is making passes at her!" Alberta growled indignantly, surprised that the northern Territory could forget about someone so close to her. Instead of the stunning realization he was expecting of the white haired girl, instead he got the same head shake he had gotten from Saskatchewan. That and the very confused face of Alaska.
"Alberta, there is a door, and I think you know the way out." Yukon deadpanned, looking back the computer screen, ignoring Alaska's confused face, and Alberta's indignant look. Instead of flying off the hook, Alberta turned on his heel, and stomped out, barging in the room right across from Yukon's.
The boy, whom appeared to be looking in a mirror at the time, jumped, and looked at Alberta with a shocked expression. Alberta raised and eyebrow at the other's reaction, but wasn't deterred from plopping down on the other boy's bed, with a very audible sigh. The brown haired Territory gave a concerned look, a soft emotion that didn't seem to fit his Lumberjack body.
"Oh Jack, I just don't get it! Sometimes I feel like I am the only one in this family that cares for our dear sister!" Mahogany hair flew about slightly, as he threw himself back into a laying position on the bed, looking gravely at NWT, though, he was more often referred to by his human name, since it was shorter. Jack blinked at the other, running a hand through his spiked hair, that was for once free of a toque.
"Aha, worried about BC again? Really Alberta, he isn't a girl. And you are the one that causes him the most grief, I mean, you did convince Idaho that he was a girl… And well, we all know how that turned out." NWT said slowly, as if talking to a mental patient. Sadly, as Canada admitted a few weeks ago over dinner, that this was almost the case. After than whole Idaho incident… Alberta made a scoffing sound, and took to kicking NWT's wall with the heel of his left foot. The Territory winced as he heard Nunavut cry out distressed, from the next room.
"Everyone else is distressing her! Not me! I mean, you all act like she is a man! The poor girl, I mean, I even tried to be nice and set her up with Idaho…" Alberta said, defensively, before trailing off slightly.
"Lyle?"
"Yeah, Jack?"
"…Idaho was a psycho."
"…" Alberta gave him a side long look from the bed, face looking slightly bothered. Then sat up suddenly, and stormed out of the room, closing the door with a firm slam behind him. NWT put his hand on his face, and shook his head. Seriously. Alberta needed help. Hopefully he was planning to go to someone who was slightly more helpful. Meanwhile, he had to make sure Alberta didn't scare Nunavut.
Alberta sighed, sitting next to Kumajiro in the hallway, thinking of someone else that might give a cow pie if BC was being wooed by some… State! He fumed all his inner feeling to the white furred animal. And he was quite surprised when the animal replied, in a strange, feminine voice, even though it appeared to be sleeping.
"Maybe you just need to show him how great being Canadian is?" Ah yes! Good insight from a bear he thought was sleeping. Alberta leapt to his feet, thanking Kumajiro a couple times, after expressing his thanks, he ran off to his room. The girl sitting right by Kumajiro gave a forlorn sigh, watching her brother run off. Tugging her scarf more over the bottom of her face, Manitoba forced herself not to feel depressed.
"Why!? Why do they never seem to notice me!? I mean, Yukon and PEI do at least, but that's cause they are my sisters, and well, dad cause he's dad… At least you know me right, Kumajiro?" She asked the polar bear, a bit breathlessly. The bear looked like it was about to ask who she was, but instead rested his head on her lap. Manitoba smiled, Kumajiro didn't even remember her father! She hoped that this was a sign that meant she was going to be noticed more.
Alberta scowled when he got back to his room, finding Saskatchewan asleep on his bed. But that didn't matter, grabbing his boom box, he put it up to the window. To his dismay, he found Alaska and Idaho had joined in with talked to British Columbia. Shoving a CD in the player, he skipped ahead to the song he needed, and cranked up the volume.
"Oooh, come back proud Canadians, to a time before TV, there was no Hockey night in Canada. There was no CBC…" The song started, catching the attention of the four on the long. After a moment BC seemed to catch on to what song it was. He seemed to get as blue in the face, as the curled ends of his hair. Blue eyes widened to the size of lakes, and blonde hair stood on end. Meanwhile, the three states did not seem to recognise the song.
"IN THE WAR OF 1812~~~" BC never looked so horrified in all the time Alberta had known the other province. Bah, the other was probably just realizing how great Canada was. Turning away from the window, Alberta dragged Saskatchewan out of bed, to look at his plan succeed. BC appeared to be fainted, and Washington was expertly holding him up with one arm, while he held the two drinks in the other. Alberta would have been impressed by his balance if it wasn't BC the state was touching. Idaho was sharing a very concerned look with Alaska, but eventually the two looked up at the boom box in the window.
Alberta tore away from the window, starting to drag Saskatchewan to the door. But the golden haired province was fed up by this point. He dug in his heels, and ripped his arm away from the other Prairie's grasp. "Where in the hell are we going now?!" He asked, sounding exasperated, and irritated. "We are going to rescue--" Alberta's words were cut off by a crash, and a sudden ending of the music. The boom box was laying on it's back, a hatchet sticking out the front of it. The two stared at it in horror for. Outside, Idaho was laughing.
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Hokay. First chapter of the Segments really focusing on the Territories and Provinces, CHECK! I hope this is okay. I mean, there isn't very much of any cannon characters, but there will be in the next chapter.
Oh, and I'll give you a little back round about the characters. Warning, Ridiculous amount of men. Idk how it happened…
British Columbia - Male - Whitney
Alberta - Male - Lyle
Ontario - Male - Marshal
Quebec - Male - Pierre
Saskatchewan - Male - Alex
Manitoba - Female - Sarah
Prince Edward Island - Female - Annie
Newfoundland and Labrador - Both Male - Kris and Damian
New Brunswick - Male - Bruce
Nova Scotia - Male - Sydney
Northwest Territories - Male - Jack
Yukon - Female - No Name Yet
Nunavut - Male - No Name Yet
Washington - Male
Alaska - Male
Idaho - Male