hello people; my friend did the first chapter. i hope i did her justice.
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Ichigo awoke with an unusual pain in his ass.
Suddenly, the events from the night before came crashing down onto him. Looking around, he found Kon peacefully sleeping on the floor next to his bed. As Ichigo tried to rise from his bed, he was unable to, and he fell back onto it. He tried a second time and was able to shakily pull his robe on.
Ichigo kicked Kon out of his open window before he left his room, walking to the bathroom for a relaxing, hot, long bath.
"What you did to that stupid stuffed animal wasn't very polite," Hichigo said as he was swinging on one of the clouds in the inner world. "Hey, Ichigo, did you know that after you get laid, the clouds in here get swings on them?"
"What the fuck?! What the hell do you just say?!" Ichigo asked as he stopped in the middle of the hallway.
"What? I just said that when you get laid, I get to play on this thing called a swing. It's fun. You need to get laid more often," Hichigo said as he swung on one of the twenty cloud swings present in the inner world.
He could feel Zangetsu's presence.
"Why the hell did you allow him to come out and fuck me?!" Ichigo shouted as he started towards the bathroom again. He entered the room, slamming the door shut behind him.
"I didn't know that he was planning on screwing you. I just said 'Go teach him a lesson,' and he left. Are there any other complaints?" Zangetsu asked as he turned away from the fool on the swing. He caught sight of Hichigo smirking from the corner of his eye.
'What are you thinking about? And why does it make you smirk like that?' Zangetsu thought to himself. His suspicions were confirmed as Hichigo disappeared from the world.
"I have no other complaints… yet," Ichigo growled, turning the hot water on. He watched the liquid filled the tub, steam rising.
As he tested the water, he failed notice that his hollow had escaped from his mind and was standing four feet away from him. The robe slid from Ichigo's body, and, just as he was about to step into the water, his shinigami badge was slammed through the back of his head. Ichigo felt himself being ripped out of his body and, once he was standing in his full shinigami form, he spun around to see who had used his badge.
"I'm here to make you pay for lying to me last night," Hichigo hissed.
Ichigo glared at his hollow, crossing his arms."What makes you think I'm going to let you do anything to me?" Ichigo scoffed as he bent down to retrieve his body, but he got kick in the face by Kon who jumped through an open window in the bathroom.
"You bastard! You kicked me out of your window! How dare you…" Kon didn't have the chance to finish his sentence because Hichigo's hand closed around his neck in an iron grip.
"Shut up. Now do you want to fuck and/or be fucked?" Hichigo asked as he dropped Kon on the floor.
"Well? What's your answer? Hurry up!" Hichigo growled, impatiently bending to hear his answer.
"I don't want to do anything. I'm still tired from last night. Can I watch, though?" Kon asked meekly.
"Whatever. You will have to be," Hichigo began, shoving his fingers down Kon's throat to pull out his soul pill, "in Ichigo's body."
He dropped the green pill into Ichigo's discarded body, watching as Kon gained control of it. He nonchalantly kicked the shinigami into the water.
"YOU BASTARD!! Why the hell did you do that?!" Ichigo snarled, gripping the edge of the tub to climb out, water splashing onto the tile of the floor.
Kon claimed a corner and lounged, watching the show.
"Kon, get out of my body!" Ichigo roared.
He leaped for his badge, which was on the floor, but Hichigo elbowed him in the face before he could reach it. Ichigo landed heavily on the edge of the tub.
"Now that's a much better position for you," Hichigo sneered. "Let's get your clothes off."
Hichigo tugged at Ichigo's obi, sliding Ichigo's soaked shihakusho off. Leering at Ichigo's ass, Hichigo dipped his right hand into the water, poising it above Ichigo. He then brought it down, slapping Ichigo's ass hard.
"OOOWWW!!" Ichigo screamed. "What the hell are you doing?!"
The shinigami made to get up but was stopped by a wet finger pressing against his hole. Hichigo wiggled his finger into Ichigo, marveling at how tight he was.
He bent over until his mouth was near Ichigo's ear and whispered, "Be grateful that old man Zangetsu told me to be nice and stretch you out first."
His teeth latched onto the spot behind Ichigo's ear that supposedly was a direct line to his dick.
"Ahh,"Ichigo moaned breathlessly, feeling himself harden completely.
Hichigo ripped his finger out of Ichigo and thrust his erection into the boy before he could stop him.
"At least let me get off the edge of the tub before you start, jackass!" Ichigo hissed. He tried to stand, but a white hand held him firmly over the edge.
"I don't think so. I like you in this position, bitch."
Hichigo started to thrust in and out of Ichigo, throwing a look over his shoulder at Kon. He noticed that Kon had an erection. "I gave you a chance to join us. I guess you just have to jack-off now."
Ichigo felt as if his body was tearing apart. Hichigo didn't prep him well for this.
He went limp from the pain.
When Hichigo noticed this, he bent over and kissed down Ichigo's spine, wrapping a hand around his penis. Slowly, he pumped Ichigo, nipping at Ichigo's left shoulder.
The hand pumped faster as Ichigo's penis came alive again with a jump. Hichigo thrust harder while Ichigo hung over the tub.
Kon was jacking off in the corner.
The hollow released Ichigo's erection to clamp down on his hips.
Ichigo's hand crept down the side of the bathtub to pick up where his bastard of a hollow had left off.
However, Hichigo wasn't having that. He yanked Ichigo up by his ankles and forced him forward until his erection painfully smacked against the cold surface of the bathtub. An agonizing throbbing overtook Ichigo's erection as it was left unattended.
Their ears picked up on Kon in the back round climaxing loudly into his hand.
Hichigo thrust with more intensity, eager to experience the same.
Suddenly, the bathroom door swung open. Both Hichigo and Ichigo froze in fear, hearts nearly jumping to their throats.
Ichigo managed to slip into the water to hide.
Hichigo glowered at Kon, whose lack of restraint had alerted someone of their presence in the bathroom. He turned to face whomever was at the door, the blood from Ichigo clearly visible. His eyes widened, recognizing Isshin. He disappeared in a flash.
Isshin raced into the bathroom, stopping beside the bathtub where his son hid unsuccessfully.
"I'll give you twenty minutes to get downstairs for treatment," Isshin choked out, fear and anger coursing through his voice.
Kon jumped behind the open door, trembling.
Isshin turned on his heel and stormed out, slamming the door behind him.
Ichigo leaped up. "Shit! Kon, give me my body back!"
He hauled his badge up from the floor, waiting impatiently for Kon to near him.
Once he was close enough, Ichigo smacked Kon with the badge, catching the soul pill as it popped out of the back of his head. He shoved Kon back into his plush lion body, hurrying to his room to dress.
After ten minutes, he escaped through his bedroom window, having no intention to face his father at that moment. He strolled through the city for what seemed like forever, and finally ended up at the Urahara Shôten.
"Kurosaki-san! What brings you here this early in the morning?" Urahara greeted casually as Ichigo entered his store.
"I need to beat something up. Do you mind if I use your basement?" Ichigo asked, stalking up to him.
"Sure! Come in, come in! I feel like a good spar myself!" Urahara exclaimed, leading the way to his underground training area.
Ichigo instantly released his shinigami form. To his dismay, his clothing was still damp from earlier.
"Why are you all wet, Kurosaki- san?" Urahara asked innocently, hiding his grin behind his fan.
"None of your business!" he snapped. Fear and embarrassment coursed through his body, reddening his cheeks.
Urahara's eyes roamed over Ichigo's face, taking in the intensity of red that was spread over his flesh. "Why are you all wet?" Urahara asked firmly, crossing his arms.
"...I accidentally scared Kon when he was taking a bath so he splashed me with water," Ichigo lied.
"Let me guess," Urahara began, ignoring Ichigo's story. "You let Kon fuck you, and you're feeling the negative effects from it. You are angry because you think that it is a sign of weakness."
"That never happened!!" Ichigo yelled at the top of his lungs, utterly embarrassed.
"Well, then, why are you limping?" he asked, regarding Ichigo with amusement. "I have a cream to help with the pain if you tell me the truth."
In Ichigo's frustration, he growled, "It wasn't Kon!"
Once he realized what he had revealed, he slapped a hand over his mouth.
"Who was it, then? You can trust me Kurosaki- san."
Ichigo refused to answer.
"Well… here is the cream anyway," he sighed, pushing a tube of cream into Ichigo's hands.
After ten minutes, Ichigo returned from the bathroom and sparred to release his anger.