iwillcontinuetodraw suggested that I should add a Tsuna section.

Me: ...But I don't know any crazy Tsuna fangirls!

IWCTD: there's one right here!

Me:...

But whatever. She only likes the TYL Tsuna, really. And I can't imagine how to write one.

So..

Disclaimer: I cannot draw Hibari. I cannot draw Basil (SOB). I cannot draw Gokudera (SOB^infinite). Therefore I deduce that I do not own KHR!.

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He knew about them. He'd seen Sawada, Gokudera and Yamamoto encounter them.

He'd heard from Sawada that Dokuro informed him that Rokudo Mukuro had had a run in with them too.

But was he afraid?

Of course not. This is the brave/foolhardy/just plain stupid Sasagawa Ryohei, Captain of the Boxing Club in Namimori school.

He even thought these...fangirls were kinda cool. After all, they took things to the EXTREME!

And anything EXTREME had to be good.

In fact, he was looking forward to his turn.

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He didn't really have to wait long.

Though little is known about the infamous fangirl, outsiders can pretty much sum them up in two words: stalkerish, and unstoppable. That was what made them so dangerous. It was almost as if they were on...Hyper Dying Will Mode...PERMANANTLY.

Well, that was fine. Ryohei was ALSO on Dying Will Mode...PERMANANTLY.

EXTREME!

Yeah, you get the idea.

So he was training as per normal in the gym, when the first of their assaults arrived.

When Ryohei punched his opponent over the edge and flying into a rack of shoes, he had expected the shoes to go flying along with the opponent, and the rack demolished.

The rack did disappear in a puff of shoes, dust, and opponent, but something else happened.

The whole thing exploded.

BOOM!

EXTREME!

'Boom' can be associated with Gokudera Hayato, everyone's favourite bomber Mafia guy. So naturally, Ryohei thought that Gokudera had left his dynamite somewhere in the shoes.

Until the big pink cloud of a heart shape floated out of the debris.

There was a message printed on the wall in bright neon pink (the signature colour of the fangirl) that said "WE LOVE YOU TO THE EXTREME!"

I think Ryohei didn't read the middle bit, because he said, "I LOVE EXTREME TOO!"

...everyone else who DID know how to read all went something along the lines of "O.O"

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"If the victim does not know or fear us, there is no fun in what we do."—from the Official Fangirling Handbook, sourced from former Fangirl-turned-Fan.

Ryohei did not know this. And even if he did, he wouldn't care.

"It will push them to be MORE EXTREME!", he would say. Always the enthusiast. =_="

So, our all awesome hero (for this chapter) is immune to the silly wiles of the Evil fangirl, not paying them the attention they want.

So, they decide to please him and obey him, and go, really, to the EXTREME!

But not in the way he would have wanted them to.

They kidnapped his little sister.

Of course Kyoko is not a little girl, but to all Nii-sans and Fathers, the little girl will forever be little, even when she's 14.

Ryohei, being all extreme and all, was no exception. And unfortunately the fangirls knew that too.

They lured her with pretty flowers and sparkly gems (which were really just old bits of button and plastic illuminated by their sparklyness...all their money had been spent on merchandise.

And they sent him a ransom note, in bright neon pink, of course:

Dearest Ryohei-chan~~

We have your sister! We want you to come~~

Clothing optional.

(giggle giggle giggle)

^^ WE LUBS YOU TO THE EXTREME! (giggle giggle giggle)

--Hinabird, IchigoKisses, LUBSandHEARTZ, MrsSasagawaRyohei and FangirlzRulezHEART

Ryohei's first thought: ...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR! KYOKO! THEY HAVE KYOKO!

Ryohei's second thought:..."Mrs Sasagawa Ryohei"?!...That's kind of extreme...and usually I like extreme, and this is scary...but still EXTREME! But...no. Still scary.

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"He's here! He's here! GIGGLE GIGGLE SNIFF SNIFF CHUCKLE GIGGLE SNIGGER"

"MAXIMUM...CANNON!!!"

EXTREME MAXIMUM BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"EEEEIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!"

"My Ryohei3Me poster is RUINEDSSS~~"

"RYOHEI DARLIIIIIIIIIIIING~~"

"...Onii-san?!"

As one can imagine, the chaos was unimaginable.

It was the treehouse again, and instead of Mukuro posters it was all posters of Ryohei. Actually, it was a different treehouse. Same establishment, different department. Also, this was an angsana tree. Mukuro's tree was a Flame of the Forest. (because he was hot, so they reasoned, but someone said Flames of the Forest weren't even hot, then this started up an argument that Mukuro wasn't as hot as Gokudera, but that's another story altogether.)

A bunch of fangirls with "I HEART RYOHEI" shirts, and Kyoko tied to a fluffy pink bean bag chair.

"Kyoko!"

"Onii-san!"

"RYOHEI!!!"

Obviously, being fangirls, they endeavoured to grab a piece of him before he left/beat them to a pulp. He easily evaded them, and untied Kyoko and was about to flee and jump out of the accursed HQ, but one of the fangirls yelled.

"RYOHEI, STOP FOR A MOMENT PLEASE!"

Ryohei turned.

"...what...d..do you think of...of our...SHRINE TO THE ALMIGHTY LORD (blasphemy! disgusting crazy fangirls! *gets shot*) OF BOXING?"

Ryohei looked around. Pink was never going to be his style.

"It is extreme."

The girls shimmered and SPARKLED until they were almost as bright as the bulbs in the Sun Ring fight in the Ring Conflict, and Ryohei immediately yelled.

"But I still don't like it! It is EXTREMELY HORRIBLE!"

The sparkles disappeared like Lissuria's smile when he realised he was going to have his butt kicked by Ryohei.

"Goodbye!" He bellowed as he escaped.

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They weren't really done with him yet.

He received a pair of pink fluffy boxers in the mail.

Kyoko's only comment was that if he was going to throw it away, could she have the lace?

He cut the lace off, and looked at the boxers.

He decided he had a better idea.

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"HIEEEE?!"

"It would make you look more EXTREME since everytime you go all EXTREME, no offence Sawada, but your boxers could do with more OOMF! You know, like, BRIGHT! AND ALL EXTREME!!!"

"...It's really your job, since you're the guardian of the Sun, and I wouldn't..i couldn't possibly outshine you..eheh...eheh...hehehe..." (turns around and sprints away)

"SAWADA! COME BACK! No matter, you can NEVER OUTRUN ME! EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! REBORN HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"SAWADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

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MY CHAPTERS ARE GETTING HORRIGIBLY SHORTER! O.O

But whatever.

NO there is NO TsunaRyohei intended whatsoever.

REVIEW.

And next will probably be Dino. Unless some more tsuna fangirls pop up.

NO iwillcontinuetodraw, YOU DO NOT COUNT.