I was planning on writing Xanxus but then requests came in for Chrome...and Tsuna. But seriously, I have no idea how to write Tsuna.

So I'll pick Chrome.

...fanboys. Another scary thing.

You know the drill: Saya tidak...own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. And I need to revise my Malay..despite quiting Malay Third Lang early this year. (shrugs)...XD

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While the enemies took care of their injuries, the Chairgirl called a meeting.

"C'mon you gals! We suck! Getting beaten up by our objects of affection is...is...JUST AWESOME!~~"

The girls, covered with bandages, drips, and painful looking splints, all in unison, echoed. "AWESOME~~~"

"But at the current moment, all of us are down. We are low on numbers, supplies, and morale."

"NO WE'RE NOT~~~!" they protested, but an "OWW~~" came from behind a chair, which was followed by another shout of "GIRL DOWN! GIRL DOWN!" (1)

"...sigh~" went the Chair. Then she took out a remote control...bright neon pink, of course, and pressed a button on it. A projector at the back of the room turned on and shone on the screen behind her on the wall of the treehouse. "ARGH MY EYES!"

"..."all the fangirls sweatdropped..which was followed by a squeak as the sweat dripped into a head wound, stinging her...non-existent brain. (Sorry I think I'm being too lame)

After this brief moment of ridiculous chaos only a fangirl could cause, the presentation started, with a picture of a group of boys.

"...it's...GUYS! ...but they aren't ANYTHING like my PRECIOUS DEAREST GOKUDERA-SAMAAA~~~" squealed one.

"No way! That guy...is he cosplaying as Hibari? ....KAWAIIIII~~~" squeaked one from the Hibari division.

"...that...that's the...BACKstreet Boys!!"

"'fanBoy Association of Chrome doKuro'street Boys!!!"

"...no WAY."

"Yeah. Aren't they awesome?"

"...No. I'm saying, 'No WAY, that is SUCH a stupid name."

The Chair raised a hand for silence. The fangirls united, screamed for 2 seconds in their highest pitch, and then silence. Outside, a bird fell from its perch and landed on the ground. Thud.

"Hinabird!" gasped one.

The Chair stood, and banged her fists on the table. "We have no choice but to send our allies, the BACKstreet Boys into action. Unfortunately they won't be able to stalk our DARLINGS~~~ but instead they mostly go after girls."

She turned and pressed another button. It showed a picture of the Vongola family. "The circled ones are...or have been our targets. What is not, is their job."

"...but Chair-sama! There is only...one..."

"Yes, MyDarlinIsGokuChan. That will be their job."

All the girls gasped. The Chair sighed. "Yes I know you are sad that they only have one target but..."

The girls interrupted with wails of despair. "WE WANNA STALK CHROME DUKURO TOO~~~"\

The Chair fainted and fell out of the window, squishing little Hinabird, who had recently just escaped from Tsuna's Mom's clutches.

"...tweeett...~~~" moaned Hinabird as she slipped into unconsciousness.

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"um...who are you again, mister?" Chrome asked, with big, blue, innocent eye (and patch, which isn't very innocent since it has a skull on it, but yeah. Whatever.)

"I...I...I'm just a ...a...school boy? And...I...uh...uh...wan-wanted to...um, see..."

Ken and Chikusa turned their heads from the sweet store display cabinets to see Chrome being approached by a stammering idiot of a lovestruck school boy.

"HEY! Get away from her!" yelled Ken...as usual.

"Ken..." Chrome turned to him. Then she turned to the boy. "I'm sorry, my friend here is rather overprotective of me." (Ken swore violently at the idea of him being her 'friend' and being 'overprotective'...he's just in denial. ^^) "What is it that you want from me?"

"...I...I..." He threw down his glasses in a dramatic way, fell to his knees like Gokudera did when he pledged pretty much his life to the Juudaime, and spread his arms as if falling before an angel. Actually, he DID think he was falling before an angel, and in his mind this looked very romantic and dramatic and awesome, but to Chrome, Ken, Chikusa, and the sweet store man, he just looked MAHD.

"CHROME DUKURO!" he said, rather loudly and dramatically (And annoyingly, Ken muttered to Chikusa). Chrome flinched in shock...both in volume and the fact that he knew her name. "I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!" He fell to her feet. Ken immediately ran over and pulled Chrome away, and kicked the poor boy's head into the ground.

"YOU (insert favourite profanity here)! TRYING TO LOOK UP CHROME'S SKIRT!" Then he put on those weird teeth and gained the powers of a tiger.

"I'LL MAUL YOU TO DEATH!"

As Chrome sighed and paid for her sour candy, ignoring Ken as he killed the boy, she told the shopkeeper. "I'm sorry, sir. I don't think I know those two guys."

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"...Chair-sama! Chair-sama! See, see? We could do MUCH better than that!" whined IchigoKisses to the Chair, as they viewed everything through a secret camera that Hinabird was carrying. Hinabird hid amongst the yellow fluffy cotton candy, where no one could see her.

"...Well, I don't think you can do anything, IchigoKisses-chan. You see, a person with a drip, three fractures and excessive brain fluid is not going to be able to stalk very well."

"...CHAIR-SAMAA~~~"

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Then came the more...passive fanboy. Oops I just revealed the enemy!

Although if you hadn't figured it out yet...you need Chrome to unfog your mind for you.

Chrome was walking with Ken and Chikusa in front of her, when suddenly a brick flew by. Chrome saw it first and gasped, and tried to say something, but the brick had hit Ken on the...place where the sun don't shine. Just saying.

"$#(#$*#$^#$(*#&$^#($*#&$#$#($)#*$#)$*#$#%8#$)%*# of a #*$#)$*#ing #$#$(#*$ of a #$#$)#$328)#*%#$#$)#$*#)$###?????" he yelped, voice getting higher and higher until he collapsed on his side, holding....where the sun dun shun. (if you can translate that)

Chikusa nudged the unconscious idiot with the toe of his sneaker. When he received no response, he decided to take out his yoyos. ...you know, just in case another one came.

Chrome was shocked. "Ken!" But the brick interested her more. Mukuro, who was watching the events through her eyes, instructed her to ignore the idiot on the floor and get the brick. He too, was more interested in the note that was tied to the brick.

"Roses are red,

Mukuro's eye too.

Your eye's like the moon,

unreachable, but beautiful."

Chikusa looked at the note. "Unromantic, horrible, and no fixed rhyme scheme. The third and last line inply that this person would like to gouge out your eye." He stood to attention. "Shall I take care of him, Chrome?"

Mukuro hissed angrily, and Chrome flinched. To hear Mukuro hiss was unpleasant, but hearing it from within your own head is..well, unpleasantER.

"No...I don't think..." Chrome started, but another brick came hurling by. Chrome used her trident's sharp end and jabbed it into Chikusa's butt, which was turned toward her as he turned to pursue the mahdman who threw the first brick. He yelped and jumped forward, safely out of the brick's way. Mukuro hummed in amusement and approving of her improvisation and ...well, the fact that Chikusa just got his butt pricked in a bid to save his...anything (obviously inclusive of the 'place where the sun dun shun') was, admittedly despite his dislike for slapstick humour, funny.

"PLUNK" went the brick. There was another note on it too. Chrome poked it with her trident, and the brick poofed into pink smoke. "Ten-Year bazooka..?" wondered Chikusa aloud.

Instead, it was the pink heart in smoke.

"...but that's the trademark of the fangirl. You are being stalked by...boys, are you not?" Chikusa asked.

Chrome said nothing. Mukuro seethed. He had no desire to see his Chrome get tortured by these...creeps, like he was, only he didn't really mind at first.

Like this, people would get hurt. Mukuro didn't mind if Ken and Chikusa and generally everyone else in the world got hurt, but...if Chrome got hurt...

That's it. He took over Chrome, teleported over to where he estimated where the brick had come from. There, he saw fangirls and fanboys fighting over bricks and pieces of paper. They gasped when they heard his evil laugh.

"mu...Mu...Mukuro-sama?!" yelled the girls. The guys simply stared.

"That's right. Now, shall we begin?" He smiled evilly, raised his trident, and sent them all into the depths of hell.

Meanwhile...

Gokudera, Yamamoto and Tsuna were walking out of the candy shop and munching on candy.

"Ugh! Juudaime, how do you stand this...sour stuff?"

"...not everyone likes it, Gokudera-kun. Try the watermelon drops instead if you don't like it."

"NO! Juudaime! I must prove myself to be worthy as your right-hand man!"

"...okay...but not THIS way!"

Yamamoto laughed, and looked around. He wondered why a familiar pineapple head was holding an oversized fork in a fighting stance, with a bunch of boys and girls suspended in the air screaming their heads off. He grinned. "Hey Tsuna, Gokudera, lets go watch that magic show!"

Gokudera and Tsuna looked in the direction that Yamamoto pointed to.

"Mukuro?!?!" yelled Tsuna.

Then they sprinted toward the laughing maniac.

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! "

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Something you learn in uniformed groups/war. Usually they say "MAN DOWN!" but since...they are all girls...yeah obvious much?

I would have made a (2) but it's kinda irrelevant. The last part where Mukuro says DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! is kinda actually a quote. In Tales of Vesperia, a Xbox 360 RPG TOTALLY PWNSOME game, there's this insane guy with wild pink and yellow hair who loves fighting and looks awfully like Ken, really. So he always tries to kill the main character and he LOVES to say "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!" while maniacally laughing and ...killing all my characters. Repeatedly.

Maybe Mukuro plays ToV too? (looks hopefully)

Never mind.

REVIEW and request.

Next: (probably) Xanxus. Aren't you LOOKING FORWARD TO IT? (holds trident to person who tries to say No.)