Dum deedum deedum reviews are the light of my laptop...^^

Technically its the light bulbs behind the screen but whatever. =_=

Advice of the day: Wear earmuffs when standing next to Squalo. Of course, you knew that already. I don't even know why I had to write that. =_=

Disclaimer: Blahdy blah blah blah blahdy lalalala tralala, oh wait, yeah. I don't own KHR!. And I lied about that ToV Character Illustrations book being my first anime/manga/game merchandise. I have a Kuchiki Byakuya handphone pouch from Chinatown...^^

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"bam"

"...okay!"

"Bam"

"...okay."

"BAM"

"...okay"

"BAM"

"...okay?"

"Passed. Move to the next room...,"The Vice Chair looked at the list, "...SqualoSuperbiIsHawtness-san."

The girl nodded and moved to the next room.

"GOOD DAY, MISS SQUALOSUPERBIISHAWTNESS."

"...um, OHAYO CHAIRPERSON-DONO."

"NOT LOUD ENOUGH! IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE ELITE 'GREY SPELL' TEAM, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT!"

"...I'm sorry, my ears are starting to hurt."

'SLAM' went the ChairFangirl as she slammed her palms onto the table, but she was pleasantly surprised that the candidate made no response.

"IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND BEING IN SQUALO'S ASSAULT TEAM, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND LOUD NOISES, SUDDEN AND LOUD. VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

"...Yes but I see no reason to need to shout. To withstand loud noises does not require one to speak loudly."

The Chairfangirl collapsed back into her chair. They had a smart one here. SqualoSuperbiIsHawtness could see her thoughts written all over her face.

"After all, opposites do attract."

Yes, young SqualoSuperbiIsHawtness had quite high expectations of the Fangirl Association of assaultiNg hawtnesS.

Or maybe Tsuna had finally gotten a bit smarter.

"....that new addition to our team...she has nice hair."

"Yes, a bit like my darling Mukuro-sama. Maybe if she takes off that eyepatch, it will be a red eye with a number on it too! HEHEHEHEE!!!"

"...wait, say WHAT?"

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"Hello Lissuria."

"Oh helLOOOOO my dear Squalo-channn~! What brings you so civilised to me today? ^^"

"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!"

Lissuria's sunglasses flew off his face, Lissuria flew off the chair, and the chair flew off the carpet, and the carpet would have flown off the floor if not for the fact that Squalo's weight held it down.

"SQUALOOO...YOU MADE ME DEAF!"

"SERVES YOU RIGHT for giving me THIS!" Squalo yelled violently at he shoved a Squalo doll into Lussuria's face.

"KAWAII~...OOF."

Squalo's boot tasted funny...or was that the taste of his nasal cavity?

"Squalo-chan! I did not make that! As much as I love Squalo dolls, I don't have pink glitter for the hair, or the time to tie it into French braids like that...but its SO CUTE..." Squalo's boot dug deeper into Lissuria's facial features.

"SQUALO YOU'RE DESTROYING MY BEAUTY!!!!"

"Die you homo freak. " Squalo muttered under his breath, very uncharacteristically. He had been trying to see if it sounded scarier like Hibari, but realised it wasn't as fun. He just couldn't pull it off.

So he decided to go back to his normal way.

"DIE YOU HOMO FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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"So that's what they are planning?"

"Yes, Boss."

"I'll email that to Squalo now."

"Yes, Boss."

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Squalo knew.

Thanks to Sawada Tsunayoshi and 'SqualoSuperbiIsHawtness'.

But it was still shocking.

"WHAT THE #$)#%#%#ING #$%$ OF A #$#)$# IS THE #$)*#)$$ in THE #$)#*$#$!?!?!"

Squalo dropped the photo and the girl giggled stupidly and ditzy-ly.

The girl stopped laughing and grinned. "I would love to do that to you too, you know. Tee hee!"

Tsuna and Gokudera, who were sitting on a ledge in the next street, Gokudera staring through the binoculars casually commented.

"I've never seen a piece of photography paper used like a sword...beautifully, and graceful, I must admit. He does live up to the name of a Varia swordsman."

"...Gokudera-kun...=_="

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"M..Me, Chair-sama?"

"Yes, you. You're the best of the best. Now we want YOU to get in and get them."

"...hai, Chair-sama."

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"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!?!"

"Squalo-san, I thought we had agreed on cooperating?"

"YES, but I didn't think...ITS TOO HARD TO ACCEPT!"

"...could you just please give it to me? You have many others!"

"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NO WAY IN #$ING #$#!!!"

As Chrome walked out of the room, Lissuria passed a brown bag to Chrome. She looked inside, and gasped.

"How did you..."

"Hehe, don't ask, and don't tell Squalo-chan!~~"

"..." Chrome would have to be insane to do that.

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"KYAAA~!!!"

All of the Squalo-department girls squealed, including those in the so-called elite "Grey Spell" (yes, they don't have very much imagination).

"SqualoSuperbiIsHawtness, you are beyond AMAZING!"

"You are really awesome!"

"...um, thank you?"

At that moment, the Chair just HAD to bring in the Chairperson of the FANBOYs club.

Who happened to be Chrome Dokuro's numero uno fan.

"...CHROME?!"

"...excuse me?"

When the boy wrapped himself around Chrome's right leg, Mukuro took over.

"You do NOT touch the FEET!" (Yes, Mukuro had been watching Penguins of Madagascar.)

"...KYAAA~ ITS MUKURO-SAMA!"

"..oh damn." Mukuro swore.

Later, when Squalo burst into the room waving his sword, he yelled:

"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHO THE #$ STOLE MY LUCKY RED SWORDSMAN G-STRINGS UNDERPANTS?!?!?!"

He stumbled at the sight of 12 fangirls suspended in the air, with one geeky boy, and Mukuro cackling evilly in the middle of it all.

"VOIII, ROKUDO MUKURO!"

Mukuro looked at Squalo, questioningly.

"They are MY prey."

"...fair enough. I had my turn. I warmed them up nice and good for you."

"I don't NEED help." Squalo waited for the hysterical crazy people fell to the floor.

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"Dear Tsunayoshi (And Gokudera Hayato, if you are peeking over your BELOVED boss's shoulder.)

I have attached the audio fan.

Kufufufufufu

-Rokudo Mukuro

Tenth Mist Guardian"

Tsuna clicked on the attachment, while Gokudera swore violently behind him.

"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FACE THE WRATH OF SUPERBI SQUALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"HE'S SO HAWWWW...OWWWW!!!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! I'm NOT EVEN A SQUALO FANBOY! I'm just..."

"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! HAHAHA!!!"

Tsuna's face turned pale and he closed Windows Media Player quickly.

Gokudera sighed. "That guy, is psycho."

"Hahaha! That's Squalo all right!" Yamamoto, who had been watching from the door, laughed.

Tsuna sighed. How on earth was he supposed to be the boss of these psychotic morons?!

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Sorry guys, I don't find this one very funny...but I'm kinda tired-ish and all that.

Too few references to other material.

So yeah, don't ask why or HOW Lissuria got his hands on Squalo's G-Strings. LissuriaXSqualo is...unfathomable.

but whatever.

REVIEW.

OR ELSE I SHALL ACTIVATE LEVEL 3 OVER LIMIT, PERFORM THE ARCANE ARTE "Sundering Moon", THEN USE THE BURST ARTE "Crushing Grave", WHICH IS AN ALTERED ARTE AS WELL, AND THEN FINALLY UNLEASH JUDITH'S PWNSOME MYSTIC ARTE, "Radiant Moonlight". And then I'll use Limit Bottles to top up my Over Limit Gauge to level 3 again and we can do that again.

And Again.

(this is for those people who evidently do not think that "OR ELSE" is a sufficient enough threat. therefore I have to use Judith's most powerful attacks from Tales of Vesperia on you, over and over again. HLAHLAHLAHLAHLA.)

So yeah, review, and make this easier for the both of us.