I am currently devoid of ideas because EFFING EFF OF THE EFFING…EFF. TO THE EXTREME. SCHOOL IS GOING TO START TOMOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Yes. TOMORROW, the end of all vacations, the end of a break in ridiculous education, the end of my level grinding to defeat Duke Pantarei, the end of my freedom to type this fic (yes, this is the part you reviewers start shrieking in horror). Yes, the end of our(mainly mine) SANITY.

It's now in the dark, everywhere to everyone,

Ain't so strong…I ain't so strong to go on,

Livin' in life, as its not the way to live,

I wish you could hear…me say that I miss you.

(call that the writer's dedication to freedom, to june hols, and to reviewers.)

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"Looking out to no man's land,

Take a breath and take a chance,

Walk a thousand nights to change the world…" Lissuria sung as he scrubbed plates.

"VOII, you stupid hissy, what are you singing?!" Our all time favourite swordsman (apart from Yamamoto, of course. Squalo: ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT AS GOOD AS HE IS?!) Squalo Superbi yelled.

"Ooh, Squalo! It's a song, called Ring a Bell!"

"Ring a…Bel?!" Bel smiled creepily from the table. "A song dedicated to a prince, specially for me…ushishishishishi~!"

"No, no, Bel-chaan~. Ring a Bell, by Bonnie Pink. And NO, it is NOT dedicated to you!" Lissuria placed the now sparkling white plate onto the drying rack. Pulling off his gloves, he sparkled.

"Why, the song is the opening theme of a game, which stars a 21 year old man with long raven hair, prettier than Squalo's…" At this point, Squalo was about to VOII again but Bel stuffed an éclair into his mouth before he could deafen the whole Varia HQ. "…whose name is Yuri Lowell! My, he's a cute one, but not enough muscle if you ask me…and despite his open shirt he should reveal more chest…"

Squalo, in all his manliness, could not take anymore explicit gayness, grabbed the plate that used to hold éclairs, jumped over the table, and smashed it over Lissuria's head, repeatedly.

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU HOMOFREAK!!!!!!!" Squalo screamed as he destroyed the plate (not to mention Lissuria's Mohawk hairdo), while Bel simply "Ushishishishi~"ed at the side.

Somewhere, a teen girl giggled too.

Ushishishi, my darling Bel-dono…TEE HEE HEE!!!~~~

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"…I don't think I ordered this…?"

"Please…don't kill me…just…SIGN IT! AND DON'T BRING THAT FREAKY WHITE HAIRED SWORDSMANIAC OUT PLEASEI'MBEGGING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU…"

Bel was roughly pushed out of the way by Squalo, who yelled "VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWHO ARE YOU CALLIN' FREAKY YOU BASTARD! DIE!!!" straight into the poor mailman's face, who then launched himself at the defenceless pitiful man.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGHHH!!!" Bel rolled his eyes (not that you can actually SEE them), but chuckled a bit at the mailman's pathetic attempts at escape.

Tearing open the brown paper around the small box, he noticed the pink shimmery fairy dust floating from the paper. "Anthrax?!" he thought, then shook his head. He had expected this. After all, the prince will always have princess-wannabes.

And he would crush them all.

He stared at the tape in his hands, then sighed. Walking over to the VCR player, he stuck the thing in, and turned on the TV. Xanxus walked into the sitting room, and plonked himself on the couch.

"Well, Belphagor, what have we here?"

"Ushishishi~, Xanxus-sama. This came in the mail for me…and it came with pink dust."

Xanxus' face blanched. "No…WHAT THE EFF?!" (censored for younger readers…and my sanity)

"Ushishishi, now let us watch this."

The screen turned to a picture of a pink haired girl who made Xanxus raise an eyebrow. Yes, let it be known: Xanxus has a pink-haired-girl fetish. Then the picture changed to one of a long haired raven coloured man. (At least, they were pretty convinced it was a man…a woman would not be likely to hold a sword that way. Okay yes I'm just making it clear) Then to a picture of a red coat researcher shorthaired girl who pulled up her goggles.

"…what…is this?" Xanxus muttered. The song was playing in the background.

"Looking out to no man's land,

to take a breath and take a chance,

walk a thousand nights to RULE THE WORLD WITH ME, YOUR PRINCESS!!!"

Suddenly the voice changed dramatically to a bimbotic voice, and the pictures changed from pictures of Tales of Vesperia characters to pictures of…Bel and some weird looking girl?!

"?!?!" went Bel and Xanxus. "They interrupted a perfectly nice song. Stupid (vulgar word meaning female dog.)" muttered Xanxus, who really liked the pictures of the pink-haired girl.

"I think this girl desires to be my princess…ushishishishi, she'd never qualify." Bel chuckled a bit nervously. The pictures were really scary…he had NEVER posed in such suggestive poses with this girl…or any girl to begin with. Why should he? None deserved his attention so far.

Xanxus couldn't take the insanity any further. He stood up, and whipped out his guns, aiming them at the screen.

BLAM.

Lissuria jumped into the sitting room. "NUUUUUUUUUUUU~~!!! I WAS RECORDING Boys over Flowers ON THE TELEVISION'S RECORDING FEATURE! NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BETWEEN…" Bel flicked his hand toward Lissuria, and knives flew over Lissuria's head, and his previously ruined Mohawk hairdo was permanently obliterated.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUU MY HAIRRR!!!" Lissuria squealed in horror. Xanxus stormed out of the room in frustration.

"Next time, Belphagor, get the song from YouTube instead of buying them from…fangirls."

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"I come as your humble servant, Belphagor-sama."

"Please, my dear princess, call me …Bel."

He noticed the little pink sparkle that poofed from the girl in the maid outfit.

"…Bel-sama…"

"…my princess…"

The girl in the maid outfit leaned toward Bel…

…Bel leaned toward the girl, with a small smile that made the girl's heart melt…

…then knives flew from behind Bel and pushed the girl to the floor and pinned her to the floor.

"KYAA! BEL-SAMA!"

"Ushishishishi~~, weakling."

"…I …didn't know you wanted to jump straight to the…" the girl blushed and turned her head to the floor shyly, "good part…"

Bel's smile spread even wider. "Yes, I do."

The girl practically burst in pink sparkles.

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"WHAT. THE. (insert worse swear word)" Xanxus muttered.

"…our little Bel-chan has finally grown up…I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY! Xanxus-sama, HOLD ME!" Lissuria sighed as he collapsed to the side, falling into Xanxus's…

…knee.

Yep, Xanxus jerked up his knee and knocked Lissuria's head so hard, his body swung the other way and flew to the carpet.

Xanxus rubbed his temples. The shock, the stress, the pure ridiculousness of everything that happened in the Varia made him want to throw himself out of the window.

Before him, Bel was chuckling happily holding a decorated knife at a girl tied up with rope, in a maid's outfit, while the girl tearily sang a song that was oh quite familiar to Lissuria (who had only seen the girl tied up and assumed Bel was doing M rated things to her).

"How were we there…snif snif…back to back,

Why were we there face to face,

I must be the light, when you're in the dark.

If you lose me somewhere,

And your tears are…snif snif…in the air,

I will ring a bell, until you feel me by your side."

"Ushishishishi~ now sing it again…servant."

The girl wept at her lost title of princess.

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Yes its crap. I could only think up of a parody of Ring a Bell because once on my blog I typed a post about Bel and Tales of Vesperia and named the post Ring a Bel(phagor) and now its pretty much stuck in my head everytime I say "Ring a Bell".

KEVIN, FORGIVE ME!!! (don't ask me who Kevin is. I have no clue. If you watched that episode of Fairly Oddparents maybe you'll get it…)

REVIEW ANYWAY, OR I'LL…ahm,

unleash Duke's Big Bang Mystic arte, and then use his Brave Vesperia Mystic Arte (which is an awesome combi of EVERYONE'S mystic artes), and then I shall summon Judith and use Ashen Moonlight Burst Arte followed by her mystic arte Radiant Moonlight, and now I'm sure you have lost me somewhere and scrolled down to click the Review button just so I will shut up.

So, REVIEW, or I'll fangirl-over-Tales-of-Vesperia you to death.