TWAZOID- WHEN MEETINGS BEGIN

So here's chapter two. I've shown you Charlies a manly man, Bella's a boring horse, Jacob's a... well I'm not really sure yet lol. but know we meet.............. drum roll please..................................................

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TWAZOID- WHEN MEETINGS BEGIN

So after an eventful evening for Bella. That's right it WAS eventful, she finally put that cacti ON HER WINDOW SEAL! we head to the morning.

Bella sat in her beat up truck, swishing her tail and whining as fly's flew about her head, her mind consisted of blank space, as it currently was on exhibition at the Melbourne Art Museum in the 'Where's Wally' Section. Why you ask, well i don't know. But I'm the narrator here so SHUT THE HELL UP!

"Mm" Bella pondered as she picked at the grain in her teeth. "I wonder if I'll find more boring people, or make friends. Id love to make friends" she sighed as she stepped out of her interesting van. Her pale face in stark contrast to all the other pale faces, she completely stood out, i would have picked her straight away to live in Arizona.

"Nice van" said an equally pale person.. i mean apart from him being black and all.

"oh no! don't talk to me! I'll have to be interesting! i can't do that!" she said, in her manly voice that her father taught her.

"It's okay Bella" said Kate whom was now wearing a 'I Yodel For Jesus' T-shirt. "I'll be you friend".

Bella looked at Kate quizzically and started to eat her hair. "WHAT THE HELL!" Kate shouted, flinging her arms about wildly as the armadillo swooped down and slapped her in the face with its awesome Ninja Skills.

Suddenly a giant Epic fight went on with Kate and The TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ARMADILLO!... and Bella just sat there, eating her hair, and munching on Jessica Stanly's lovely face, being boring and clutching her Cacti.

"Oh god." Bella mumbled as she looked over the fight towards the canteen doors.

In comes Emmett and Rosalie. Bella sat there watching as Rosalie adjusted her dollar sign Knuckle-Buckles and as Emmett pumped up his....train set.

"Who are they" she asked Skank face... ahh i mean Jessica.

Jessica turned and basically shouted above the crowd, everyone attention was diverted as they stared at her. Even Kate and the Armadillo which now for some reason was wearing a leotard and holding a pie stopped.

"They are the Cullen's. That's Rosalie the pimp and her Hoe Emmett." She pointed towards the two people, who now were very inconspicuously rubbing up against one another.

Bella looked towards the door again, just in time to see another..THAT'S RIGHT ANOTHER set of people enter.

Jessica snorted as she looked at the two. "That's Alice, she's a TOTAL space head, and jasper he's a sex addict. That's why he's always looking in pain."

"Do they always wear white?" Bella asked. Completely unaware to the fact that the people were GREY not WHITE.

"Yes they do. they are the Cullen's and Cullen's are MANLY MEN" Charlie said, sneaking up on Bella in the middle of the school still holding his gun and defiantly not looking like a pedophile AT ALL.

"Oh and who is that?" Bella said, pointing towards a man who was Grey and good looking. Even if his hair WAS the height of the ceiling.

Bella loved big hair, it always reminded her of Arizona. When she would run among the fields and eat the hay bails. She instantly was like a horse and to keep it Pg we would say that any contact of any kind would be called...Bestiality.

Edward looked over Kate and the Armadillo, who at this stage were now fighting teachers with fish. A slap to the face here, maybe a bit there...

Any way where was i... oh yes.

Edward looked over the Scene and straight at Bella, He hadn't always been like this. He was Shy and Nice, but when he decided that 108 years of going at it alone was bad for your sight-even if you DO regenerate-he decided he would get laid once and for all.

So skipping a major boring scene of meeting more boring people who comment on Bella's skin tone when they are possibly JUST as pale we get to the BIOLOGY LAB.

Bella whinied as she trotted through the Bio room doors, her tail and mane swatting Mike Newton in the face, who collapsed to the floor holding himself in a very bad way. When Bella smelt something.

What Bella smelt was hobo.

Turning around she looked down at the two empty seats, one next to Edward, one next to some random woman with fake boobs who was in the Porno fantasy book but not the movie adaption-TAKE THAT YOU INTERESTING CHARACTER YOU!

But only to find that the one next to Lauren wasn't empty at all! IT had a hobo! Who, at the moment was selling his clothing for a Tv.

"I will sell you my Cacti" Bella said to the hobo. "For your clothes".

The hobo considered but rejected it since wearing stinky clothes may make her interesting, which would be a shame because we all love her like this .

Trotting over to the seat next to Edward she sat down, her mane hitting Edward in the face. Who growled.

Edward Leaned forward, he hadn't always been like this. He had once been eating people in various ways, the neck the thigh, the face. INNUENDO.

HIs face was inch's from Bella, and her breathe was coming in loud snorts, while he wasn't breathing at all, and his shark eyes looked straight into hers.

"I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!" he shouted as he lunged towards her, only Kate swung past on a vine with Tarzan shouting some odd profanity as she smashed through the window and hit a passing by truck that happened to be taking a short cut through the school.

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LOL. i think this chapter just got weirder but oh hell! WHO CARES!

and as Edwards says "GIMME REVEIWS OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!"