This is it, the one that started it all. There we were, driving in the car, listening to the radio without a care in the world. Then this song comes on. We get an idea. "If you messed up my car, I'll kill you" Of course! It's such a Sam thing to do! And thus, a song was born.
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Before He Cheats - Sam, singing animatedly (( and a little jealous-ly)) about Dean's constant womanizing!
(originally Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood)
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Right now, Dean's probably slow-dancin' with a bleach-blonde tramp and she's probably gettin' frisky
Right now, Dean's probably buyin' her some fruity little drink cuz she can't shoot whiskey
Right now, Dean's up behind her with a pool stick showin' her how to shoot a combo
And Dean don't know
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That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little sixty-seven Impala
Carved my name into his leather seats ((imitation leather))
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
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Right now, she's probably up singin' some white-trash version of AC/DC karaoke
Right now, she's probably sayin' "I'm drunk" and Dean's a-thinkin' that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, Dean's probably dabbin' on three dollars' worth of that bathroom cologne
Oh and Dean don't know
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That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little sixty-seven Impala
Carved my name into his leather seats ((imitation leather))
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
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I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cuz the next time that Dean cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
No, not on me
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That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little sixty-seven Impala
Carved my name into his leather seats ((imitation leather))
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh, maybe next time Dean'll think before he cheats
Oh, before he cheats
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