I Gotta Brand New Boyfriend ((I Gotta Brand New Girlfriend by Steve Holy))
Yeah, the beginning may not make much sense...but it's Sam singing about Jess, who's speaking while burning on the ceiling... :facepalm:
She
said, "I need some time to find myself,
I need a little space
to burn
Maybe we should start seeing other people.
Baby, things
are gettin' way too hot for me."
So, I picked up what was
left of my pride,
And I put on my hunting boots,
And I got up
on that high road,
And I did what any gentleman would do..
I,
um...
I got a brand new boyfriend.
We went and jumped off
the deep end,
flew out to Texas for the weekend,
Spent the
whole day, lyin' on the beach,
Wearin' nothin' but a
smile,
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,
Talkin'
mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.
Man, I think I'm on to
somethin',
Because I feel just like a kid again.
I got a brand
new boyfriend
I love it when he calls me Sasquatch,
Laughs
and says I left the toilet seat up,
He pops a top for me a cold
beer,
And says my buddy Caleb's always welcome here.
When I get
hungry, he takes me out.
I ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound
My
tails a waggin', my tongues hangin' out,
It makes me wanna
shout...
I got a brand new boyfriend.
We went and jumped
off the deep end,
Flew out to Texas for the weekend,
Spent the
whole day, lyin' on the beach,
Wearin' nothin' but a
smile,
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,
Talkin'
mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.
Man, I think I'm on to somethin',
Ya
know I feel just like a kid again.
I got a brand new
boyfriend.
Wooo...
Cute, dude, cute...
He likes
to write our names in the sand.
He's hearing wedding bells and
making plans.
He's gonna hang around a while I guess.
He hasn't
even told me he loves me yet. ((GASP!!))
I got a brand new
boyfriend.
We went and jumped off the deep end,
Flew out to
Texas for the weekend,
Spent the whole day, lyin' on the
beach,
Wearin' nothin' but a smile,
Playin' kissy-kissy,
smoochy-smoochy,
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.
Man, I
think I'm on to somethin',
Ya know I feel just like a kid again.
I
got a brand new boyfriend.
He makes me feel just like a kid
again,
I gotta brand new boyfriend.