Next chapter's Bleach. Set during the Soi Fon Barragan fight. Enjoy.
Soi Fon, captain of the Sereitei's Second Division, leader of the Secret Ninja Police, and 5 time winner of the prestigious "Smallest Breasts for a Female Bleach Character" was officially screwed. No, make that Screwed, with a capital S. The might of the creature before her was overpowering, and even as the fight began she only had a snowball's hope in hell of winning. With the release of his Resurreccion, however, it was almost possible to hear that same snowball screaming for mercy before exploding. The King of Hueco Mundo, Barragan, was terrible to behold.
The lack of her one arm was not helping Soi Fon either, for she had been forced to have it removed moments before, as she was unprepared for what Barragan's attack was capable of. The only small mercy she had received was that at least her arm was not bleeding horribly from the stump, causing her to die from blood loss. It is believed that the sheer force of her Awesome was holding the blood at bay, but that is a scientific debate for another day. She quickly assessed her possible actions, using the time that was given to her by Barragan's incessant need to hold an Evil Villain Monologue, as was the norm.
"So, this is the might of the feared Shinigami?" snorted Barragan "Bah! Barely a workout. You're nothing but an insect! An ant! You hear me? An ant! …Goodness me, my metaphors are good…For in the same way that an ant is tiny and weak, so too this shinigami is tiny and weak. I wonder if everybody heard me the first time? …Maybe not. I better repeat it a few more times, just in case…Ant! Insect! Ant! Insect! Insect! Insect! Okay, that's surely done it. Moving on"
Barragan finally got back to the point "You see, shinigami ant, each of the Espada hold dominion over one of the aspects of Death. Mine just happens to be that of Old Age. With my power, all around me is aged and reduced to a meaningless pile of insects! …Sorry, I mean, dust! Mwahahahaha! …Ironic though, isn't it? That the old man should receive the power of Old Age? …I personally see it as typecasting…I mean, I could've easily been given the aspect of 'Death by Too Much Sex,' but noooo, he's the old man, of course he must be given Old Age….bastards…anyway, to sum up this little monologue, you're basically doomed, etc etc yadda yadda get over it."
Something clicked in Soi Fon's mind at this point. She had one weapon left to her that would be perfect to defeat this foe. Contrary to popular belief, Soi Fon had never unveiled her Bankai in a real battle, not because she was ashamed of it, but because, despite being powerful, it simply did not have a wide application of uses. However, no other battle could possible be better than this one for her to use it...
Smirking, she raised her sword in her one remaining hand, and began to charge her energy. As it formed a glowing sphere around her, she was obscured from view, and a shape could be seen forming next to her. It was humanoid, that much was visible, but nothing else was. Barragan peered towards her, trying to make out this newest threat, and as he sensed the energy of the finished product, he stumbled back in horror…for, he knew what this power meant for him…it was his polar opposite, and the only thing capable of defeating him.
Soi Fon stood next to her mighty Summon, and smiled. She knew this battle was won. In a whisper, she spoke, but it was somehow audible for miles around.
"Bankai: Green Beast of Konoha"
And with a mighty roar, Might Gai charged forward, shouting:
"Yosh! Time to spread the power of Youth!!!!"
Youth beats Age, bitches.