Hey guys! Here's chapter 6. This one is a little different, but hopefully still funny. It's inspired by all those ridiculous crossover fics you see, with two worlds that have absolutely nothing in common colliding, and somehow still working. This upsets me.
So here's my take on it. The first half of my crossover here is X-Men. As for the other, well…you'll see…mwahaha…
Enjoy.
All was calm in the mighty X-mansion. Class was in session, and the younger X-students were learning from their X-teachers, and for all accounts and purposes, it was a normal X-day. Suddenly, the X-alarm was blaring, and all the X-Men dropped what they were doing (in Cyclops's case, this meant dropping Jean Grey) and rushed to the X-conference room, where Professor Xavier sat at his desk, with a pensive look on his face.
"Team" said Xavier, "I would not have summoned you away from what little free time you have if it was not an X-Emergency…but sadly, it is…the fate of the world hangs in the balance, and it is up to you to be able to do anything about it."
"Great jolly jeepers!" said Cyclops, rather unexpectedly "What's the issue Professor? Is it Magneto again? Galactus? Spider-Man on a sugar high? The Powerpuff Girls? The Girl Scouts?"
"No Scott." The Xavier gravely said, "Indeed, those were all fine guesses, and any of them could destroy the earth…but it is not them…it is a far more ancient evil. I have recently learned that the herald of an apocalyptic force has arrived in this very city. The force is ancient, and incomprehensively powerful."
"Pssh," Wolverine snorted, "Incomprehensible or not; I bet it wouldn't like my claws through his chest."
Xavier was stunned, "My god Logan…you just used a 6 syllable word! Congratulations!"
There was brief applause.
Xavier continued, "…but I fear, that would not be enough….Certain Mayan tablets have prophecized the return of the Evil, and they have foreseen its return in the form of an all-powerful dark rodent, with matching initials. We would have no hope of defeating this foul critter, but thankfully, it is not yet in our dimension. He has sent his herald to prepare for his arrival. She takes the form of a powerful witch, who holds the power to enthrall those that hear her to her service. From there, she absorbs their life-force and uses it to slowly open the gateway for her master. If we are able to defeat her before she has completed her task, we shall have averted the dark force's arrival."
Using the co-ordinates Xavier had managed to extract from Cerebro, the X-Men set off in the X-Jet to where the witch was most likely to be found. They discovered that she was at the hub of a nexus of evil, where she had gathered her vast numbers of followers, and was preparing to open the gate. The team wasted no time, and parachuted out of the jet down to the writhing mass of bodies below.
As there were a fair few of the X-Men after 40-odd years of comic books, their descent was immediately noticeable to their enemies. The witch sent her servants, who, zombie-like, attempted to halt the progress of our heroes. The X-men managed to subdue the zombie-people without causing any permanent harm, and were making good progress towards the witch, when all of a sudden, she opened her mouth, and unleashed a devastating stream of shrieks, that stunned the X-Men and even began rupturing their ear drums.
Our heroes were paralyzed, and all hope began to be lost, when, slowly and confidently, Wolverine rose to his feet. He alone was their salvation, for, much like the end of X-Men 3, he immediately healed all damaged caused to him. This allowed him to, step by step and inch by inch, make his way towards the witch's podium. As he arrived, he raised forward his claws, and drove them through the vicious hell-witch's throat.
The world was saved, thanks to Logan aka. Wolverine.
"Heh" he chuckled to himself, "Bitch wasn't that tough."
As he said that, he retracted his claws, and Hannah Montana fell lifeless to the floor.
No flames from Hannah-Lovers please.
…Now does the line about the rodent with matching initials make sense? :P