Hey you guysss!! Hope you liked the last chapter! Expect the unexpected!!! This chapter may surprise you but it will be funny!!!

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer said I can't have Twilight. *Sigh*

Previously on Forever Unwanted… I ran towards her voice and everyone else was hot on my heels. I ran into the small clearing she was in to see an unbelievable sight.

~~I Declare War~~

BPOV

I struggled to get away from his grasp. Then it hit me. How stupid am I?! I can just teleport! I stole a glance at the attackers face. At that instant I knew who it was. No one would do this to a powerful vampire unless they knew me personally. I decided to play damsel in distress, just so Edward got his glory of saving me and my attacker could look stupid in front of my families. I played dumb so the attacker would stop trying to hurt me.

"What do you want?" I asked again.

"Pretty much revenge," he stated simply.

"Do you? Do you really?" I asked slyly.

Edward and everyone else ran into the small clearing. I just realized why Edward had a 'What the fuck' look on his face. The attacker had his legs on either side of me, as if raping me.

"Help me! Get off me to stupid freak!" I screamed.

"Why should I?!" the attacker asked.

"Look behind you!" I screamed again.

I sighed. He was such a child sometimes.

"Oh shit! Why didn't you tell me Edward was gonna go off on me?!" he screamed. I motioned with my index finger so I could whisper in his ear.

"It's all about how stupid your attackers are and how it's so funny when you look stupid later on, Emmy Bear," I whispered in Emmett's ear.

I lay limp on the ground as Emmett was attacked off of me. Edward took off Emmett's mask. Alice and Alison ran towards me to see if I was okay.

"Bells, are you alright?" they asked simultaneously. I swear those two are twins.

"I'm fine but I'm playing damsel in distress here so if you don't mind, I'm waiting for my vampire in a shining Volvo, to save me," I whispered. Alison's mouth was in a small 'o' shape and Alice nodded.

Alice propped me up on her lap and Alison called Edward. Edward handed Emmett off to Carlisle and Esme. Edward ran towards me.

"Bella?! Are you okay?! Are you hurt?" he asked me.

"I'm fine," I mumbled. Just Emmett being a dumb ass, I added in my mind.

I closed my eyes. I was tired. Not in the sense though. Before I knew it, the ground disappeared from under me and I was being carried by Edward. Part of me wanted to stay. The other part wanted him to drop me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and gave him a peck on the lips. His eyes went wide. We were at the house in no time at all.

"Emmett what the hell were you doing?" Rosalie asked her husband.

"I don't know. I was just strolling around the forest wearing a black suit and ski mask and happened upon Bella and decided I wanted revenge for no apparent reason," Emmett said slightly disconnected.

"Who told him to drink squirrel blood?" Emily asked.

Everyone pointed to someone. I pointed to Ethan; Ethan pointed to Evan; Evan pointed to Jason; Rachel pointed to Belinda; Belinda pointed to me; and Alison pointed to me. Damn it! I was out numbered.

"Bella?" Carter asked.

I looked down and made myself appear as if I looked so innocent. I made myself have a twinkle in my eye with my butterscotch eyes really wide and innocent.

"Yes, daddy?" I asked as I swayed back and forth looking through my lashes.

"Uh, I uh," he stammered.

Alison, Belinda, and Rachel looked at me in disbelief.

'Bella, did you just charm our dad?' Belinda asked me through thought.

I didn't answer her. I just kept looking innocent.

"Don't let it happen again," he said in defeat.

"Yes!!!" I squealed and ran up to my room. I started jumping on my huge bed, along with Alice and Rosalie.

"Bella, what did you just do?" Jasper asked me.

"I charmed Carter. He's the hardest to charm. That's how I convinced Alison to let me get the Guard Red 911 turbo and her get the canary yellow one," I said distantly while jumping.

"That's how she convinced me to help her organize her closet," Jason added.

"That's how she got me to go with the mall with her and Belinda, while they shopped and I carried their bags," Ethan said.

"That's how she convinced me that writing and singing a hyper song was cool," Evan added.

"That's how she convinced me to play a prank on my fiancé," Belinda said. I was shocked at her. She was taking sides!

"And that's how she got me to help her fix her car," Rachel finished.

The Cullens stared at me in disbelief. But when I thought all the comments were over, Emily walked in.

"And it's also how she convinced me to put a little make-up on. Now Carter can't-," she started.

"Woah hey! TMI. TMI!!!!" Rachel screeched.

"You got them to do all that?" Rosalie asked me.

"Yup!" I said popping the 'p'.

"What prank did you pull on Ethan?" Jasper asked.

"We rigged his piano with chocolate frosting so it would squirt him with it whenever he played a note," Belinda answered.

"Oh that is awesome," Emmett commented.

"I declare a prank war!" Emmett screamed.

"Oh," Belinda said.

"My," Alison added.

"God," I finished.

"No one has done a war in the Conroy house for years," Rachel said.

"Boys against girls. No going out of the continental US. We begin at the stroke of midnight tonight," I said and the Conroys stared at me like I had three heads.

"Oh and no alliances," I added. Evan and Emmett cursed to themselves quietly.

"Are we clear?" Belinda asked.

"Let's go," I said and we were all going in different directions.

There is a reason no has declared a Prank War in the Conroy house. They have been banned from Africa and Mississippi. Oh well. This war was on.

Hahahahaha!!! Prank war in the housee!! I will update tomorrow, don't worry!!! If you have any prank suggestions, please PM me. Remember it is girls against boys which means Conroy and Cullen girls against Conroy and Cullen Boys!!! Until next time!!! REVIEW LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!!

*Hugs and kisses and vampire wishes* ~Phoebe