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(Chris Maclean is narrating)
"Welcome to Total Drama Virtual! The last episode had thrills, chills, and new secrets revealed. The questions on everyone's mind at the end of the episode:
'What exactly is going on with DJ and Izzy?'
'Why was Bridgette so angry at Geoff?'
'Has the bear let DJ and Izzy leave the tree yet?'
and 'What will happen when the fighting starts?'
Find all this out in today's episode of
Total!
Drama!
Virtual!"
As air horn sounded several loud screams were heard throughout the island. The contestants had been awakened in a fashion that instilled an even deeper hatred for Chris Maclean in their hearts. Most stumbled outside sleepily while some had been up for hours. When they all had assembled in the campground they realized that Chris Maclean wasn't waiting for them. They had all come together for nothing.
"Argh!" yelled Gwen, "Stupid force of habit. I totally thought I was still on Total Drama Island for a minute."
"Same here!" said Katie and Sadie in unison.
"Whatever," said Duncan. "I'm going back to bed if he hasn't decided to teleport us yet."
"I think I'll do that too," said Courtney.
"Courtney, you're alright!" said Katie.
"Yeah, you were acting all weird yesterday!" said Sadie.
"Hey, I'm just fine now. A good night's sleep always makes me feel better no matter what happens!" Courtney said quickly. She turned and ran to catch up with Duncan.
"Duncan…" she whispered, "What did I do yesterday?"
"Well, I told them that you were desperately afraid of motorcycles so you were in shock after you rode one."
"Okay. So what are we doing today?"
"We have a challenge, princess. You've got to get some serious studying done."
"Then let's get crackin! And don't call me princess."
Most of the groups were working especially hard. However, Izzy and DJ were still stuck in the tree and Beth still hadn't appeared from wherever she had disappeared to. The rest of the contestants were sitting or standing around the campground, reading and practicing spells. For the second time that day, an air horn sounded and all the annoyed campers disappeared in puffs of smoke.
Beth and Cody's team and Bridgette and Geoff's team
Beth, Cody, Geoff, and Bridgette all appeared in the same clearing in the western part of the woods. However, they couldn't see each other and had no idea they were anywhere near each other.
"Beth!" said Cody, relieved. "There you are! You totally disappeared last night." His relief quickly turned to annoyance as he realized that her disappearance had stopped them from working together at all. "Where the heck did you go? We were supposed to work together!" he said angrily.
Beth burst into a flood of tears and Cody started to look uncomfortable.
"I'm sorry I got mad at you. Could you tell me what's wrong?" he asked.
Beth shook her head and ran away from Cody. When she turned the corner, she bumped into Geoff. She fell onto the ground and started crying even harder.
"Beth? Why are you crying?" Geoff asked.
"I… I… got stuck in…. a cave…. There was a cave-in," she said while still crying.
"Was it really that bad?" he asked her.
"It was the bear's cave…I couldn't see if he was there or not." she whimpered. Geoff put his arm around her.
"Well, I hope you feel better," said Bridgette. "Aren't you paired with Cody? Are you lost?"
"No." Beth dried her eyes. "He's around the corner."
With those words, Cody jumped out from behind the tree and yelled, "Imus!" while pointing his wand at Bridgette. Bridgette immediately yelled the counter, (Revio) while thinking of a spell to use against him.
With that, a fierce battle began.
Ezekiel and Sadie's team and Justin and Katie's team
Ezekiel, Justin, Katie, and Sadie were running through the eastern part of the forest.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"You know," said Ezekiel, "Once you get used to it, their squealing isn't as annoying."
"That's true, Zeke," Justin said.
"Guys!" yelled Katie from ahead of them, "I think I see someon-EEEEEEEKKK!"
"Katie!" Justin and Ezekiel sprinted towards where they saw Katie disappear to. As they turned the corner, Ezekiel was grabbed by something or someone very strong. He started to writhe in the air, trying to break free from the thing he couldn't see.
"Showurselo!" yelled Justin.
Immediately, Pinkie and Eva were seen holding Katie and Ezekiel.
"Imus!"
Pinkie dropped to the ground, unconscious, and revealed Sadie standing behind her.
"Good job, Sadie!" Ezekiel said.
"Shoot, I don't remember the counter to that spell!" thought Eva.
"Imus," said Ezekiel. Eva also fell unconscious and the four in the alliance quickly ran away.
Beth and Cody's team and Bridgette and Geoff's team
Bridgette and Cody were having an epic battle. Cody had frozen Geoff. Bridgette had made Beth terrified of anything that moved. Beth was now cowering up in a tree.
"Imus!"
"Revio!"
"Haha! You think I'd forget the counter for the stunning spell? Think again Cody! Let's see if you can counter the forgetting spell!"Bridgette thought.
"Confu-" Bridgette started to say.
"Remabras!" Cody hollered over her.
"Like I wouldn't know that one. Maybe if I try a spell out from the end of the book, she won't know it!"
"Canantas!" he said quickly.
Bridgette started to do the Cancan in double time. Her eyes widened as she lost control over her body.
"What sort of spell is THIS?" she thought.
Cody smiled smugly. "Victory is mine!"
Noah and Trent's team
"Let's just stay camped out here and wait for the others to find us," suggested Noah.
"I'm cool with that," said Trent while keeping a lookout for others.
"Just remember to protect me while I do that spell, okay?"
"I got it, Noah!" Trent sounded slightly peeved. "Stop reminding me every three seconds."
Noah rolled his eyes and said, "Smerake."
"I hope the others show up soon," thought Trent.
"Don't worry," said Noah, "They're all headed for us. Oh, and be ready. Izzy's cloned herself."
DJ and Izzy's team
DJ looked slightly terrified as he ran with the thirty Izzy clones towards the center of the forest. The real Izzy was running next to him and saw his scared face. She mistaked it for worry.
"Don't worry, DJ!" She smiled at him to calm him down. When DJ saw Izzy's teeth he thought about her eating him.
"Izzy and DJ will hide in a tree and let the animals and Izzy clones do the fighting. If DJ uses his animal controlling spell and calls Fuzzy Wuzzum, we should be fine!" Izzy grabbed DJ and jumped up a tree with him.
"Flyter," the two said together.
Izzy and DJ sprouted wings and flew towards the center of the forest above the Izzy clones.
Gwen and Harold's team
"Gwen, we have to stick together, okay?"
"Sure, Harold." She said his name like it was a curse started to walk faster.
"Don't bite my head off! Gosh," Harold told her in an annoyed voice. That morning they had already had three pointless arguments.
"Sorry," she said, "Remember how I said I have a short fuse when I'm tired? Well, I have an even shorter fuse when I'm nervous."
"There's nothing to be worried about!" Harold looked ahead of them into a clearing. "Never mind. That's something to be worried about!" He pointed ahead of them to the crowd of Izzy clones running towards them.
"Harold. Let's stick together and RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!"
Leshawna and Heather's team
Heather and Leshawna were walking towards the center of the forest. They had formed a shaky, temporary alliance. Of course, being in an alliance didn't mean that Heather undid the spell on Leshawna that stopped her from talking or that Leshawna apologized for the black eye she had given Heather.
Leshawna stopped in her tracks.
"Leshawna, we need to keep walking!" Heather said in a snotty voice. "If we never find anyone we can't win!"
Leshawna pointed in front of her and turned to run away in terror. Heather turned to see what had terrified Leshawna and was run over by the Izzy clones.
"Bit—," Heather croaked before losing consciousness.
Leshawna was running like she had never run before when she saw Gwen and Harold also running from the Izzys.
"Dang! If they notice me, I'll be toast for sure! I wonder if I can cast a spell by just thinking it…." Leshawna thought.
Leshawna pointed her wand at Gwen and Harold and thought hard.
"Locomus!"
Gwen and Harold stopped in their tracks. Leshawna's spell had made them unable to move. Leshawna laughed internally at the dumbfounded looks on their faces as she ran away.
Lindsay and Jacob's group and Noah and Trent's group
"Ooooooh! That's got to hurt," said Noah sympathetically.
"Will you actually explain this time?" asked Trent in an exasperated voice.
"Just now, Gwen, Harold, and Heather were run over by the Izzys. Man, you should have seen Gwen and Harold's faces when Leshawna froze them in place. Leshawna thought it was hysterical!" explained Noah.
"You know, this mind-reading thing is kind of creepy," said Trent.
"That's why you're not doing it, Trent." Noah suddenly turned his head to the left and got a blank look on his face. He stood up and started yelling. "Jacob, get out of the bushes, I already know the block to the obsession spell."
"Man, what is this guy, a freakin' mind reader?" thought Jacob.
"Mr. Freakin Mind Reader to you," said Noah with a smirk.
"Smaltat!" yelled Lindsay.
The clearing quickly filled with smoke.
"Lindsay! You weren't supposed to do that until I hit them with the spell!" Jacob yelled. He sighed and dragged Lindsay away with him in the direction that the Izzy clones went.
Trent turned to Noah. "Where are they?"
"They're going towards the Izzy clones. The clones have looped around and are coming this way. Trent, the only way to destroy the clones is to defeat the real Izzy. If you look above the clones you should see her. Use the flying spell."
Trent nodded. "Flyter."
Duncan and Courtney's group
"C'mon, Princess! Move it!"
"Don't tell me to 'move it, Duncan!' I'm tired."
"I offered you a piggyback ride."
"Who knows what you'd do to me if I rode on your back!"
"What can I do to you if you're on my back, Princess?"
"Um."
"Exactly. Get on my back."
Courtney sighed and did as he said.
Izzy and DJ's group
Izzy and DJ were still flying over the Izzy clones.
"I kind of feel bad for all those people the clones ran over," DJ said.
"Yeah. The Izzy clones are unexpectedly violent." Izzy smiled at DJ. "Have you seen Fuzzy Wuzzums yet?"
"No sight of him."
"Bleto!"
DJ and Izzy were stuck blind after Trent called out that spell.
"Corneto." The two countered the spell in unison.
"Avio!" A flock of birds flew out of DJ's wand and started to peck Trent. Trent tried to shoo the birds away, but they were unflappable.
"Imus!" Trent yelled while pointing his wand at the birds. The birds fell to the ground and disappeared.
Before Trent could get his bearings, Izzy pounced on him and held his arms behind his back.
"DJ! Get him, get him!" she shouting with glee.
DJ smiled. "My pleasure."
Noah
Noah winced.
"And there goes Trent," he thought.
"Ah, how are we going to take on Noah. I'm sure he's good at this," thought Justin.
Noah smiled evilly to himself and turned around. He pointed his wand into the bushes and thought hard.
"Imus"
Justin fell down unconscious.
"Justin? Justin!," thought Katie, "Wow, he's even gorgeous when he's unconscious."
"What happened to Justin?" thought Sadie, "Oh my gosh, he's still gorgeous when he's unconscious. No wonder Katie has a crush on him!"
"Whoah. Much more info than I needed to know," thought Noah, kind of disturbed, "Imus!"
Noah listened but heard nobody fall unconscious. "I guess it doesn't work all the time when you think it."
"Sadie, Katie, we're going to have to do something. Someone's targeting us, eh." said Ezekiel.
"Oh, no!" thought Noah in terror, "I've got to knock him out before he does what he's thinking!"
Noah was too late as Ezekiel completed his plan.
"Girls, you two will have to separate." The two girls immediately started to cry incredibly loudly. Ezekiel pointed his wand at their throats. "Sonomagmus!" The BFFFL's crying was amplified to ear killing levels.
Noah thought, " Imus!" in desperation.
This timeEzekiel fell unconscious.
"Oh my gosh! Ezekiel!" said Sadie in panic.
"Awwwwww, she's so cute!" thought Katie. "She really must like him."
"Argh! I totally didn't want to know that about them!" thought Noah, even more disturbed now. "Imus!"
Both BFFFL's hit the ground with a thud as they fell unconscious.
Cody and Beth's team
"No!" Don't come near me!" yelled Beth to Cody.
Cody sighed. "Dang! I forgot the counter to the panic spell and I can't get her down." he thought.
Beth had been frightened even more by a really loud noise just a minute ago and had climbed even farther up the tree. No matter what he said, he couldn't convince Beth to come down from the tree.
Cody froze as he heard footsteps approaching. He quickly whirled around and pointed his wand at the coming threat.
"Imus!"
"Revio!" shouted Duncan to counter the spell.
The two quickly engaged in a fight without their partners as Courtney was asleep on Duncan's back.
"Firata!" The ground around Duncan quickly caught fire.
"Wana." Duncan pointed his wand at the fire and doused it with the water coming out of his wand.
"Cantanta!"
"Mistaka." Duncan smirked while Cody despaired of an easy victory.
Courtney lifted her head sleepily. All the shouting had woken her up. Cody pointed his wand at her cast a spell.
"Panicus."
Courtney started to hyperventilate and a panicked expression crossed her face.
"Duncie? I'm scaaaaaaaaaaaared!" she cried while burying her face in his shirt.
Duncan looked at Cody with an expression that terrified him.
"You're dead, Cody."
Duncan began casting spells so fast that Cody didn't even have time to blink.
"Bleto!"
"Confundio!"
"Hereto!"
"Locomus!"
Duncan stopped for a moment and looked at Cody. Cody was blind, confused, hallucinating about his worst fear, and unable to move. Duncan pointed his wand at himself.
"Strengus." Duncan walked over to Cody. "You never mess with my girlfriend." He proceeded to punch Cody with the super-strength he had given himself.
Leshawna
Leshawna had not lost the clones yet and was starting to get tired. However, fear is a good motivator and Leshawna was pretty afraid of the crowd of Izzy's chasing her.
Leshawna became even more terrified when a bear showed up in front of her. She heard Izzy cackling above her. Izzy saw Leshawna looking at her and waved.
"DJ finally saw the bear!" Izzy cried. "Isn't that great?"
What Leshawna replied was bleeped out of the episode.
Noah
"Duncan is not in a good mood," Noah commented to himself. "And he's coming this way. He mercilessly destroyed Beth and Cody….Should I run? Well, considering my other option is to run away and meet DJ and Izzy…. I think Duncan is the better option."
"And here comes the better option now," he thought.
"Imus." Noah whispered.
Duncan walked through the bushes carrying Courtney. He suddenly felt as though he was falling asleep.
"Revio," he said quickly.
"I can't let anyone beat me!"thought Duncan, "I have to win this for Courtney."
"Why do you need to win for Courtney?" asked Noah.
Duncan thought of why and then wondered how the bookworm knew what he had been thinking.
"Wait. Is he reading my mind?" thought Duncan.
"Sorry." Noah looked apologetic. "Use the spell to erase my memory. It's really none of my business."
Duncan smiled at Noah. "Thanks man. I'll owe you one." Both guys raised their wands at the same time and said "Imus "in unison.
As Duncan was falling unconscious, he pointed his wand at Noah and said:
"Confundia."
Courtney, Noah, and Duncan all fell unconscious together.
Lindsay and Jacob's team
Lindsay and Jacob had been wandering in the woods after meeting Noah. While they originally had been going towards the Izzy clones, Lindsay kept going off on her own and getting lost. Jacob had to go find her, and as a result, they hadn't seen anyone for quite some time.
"James," Lindsay whined, "when is this challenge going to be over? I need to fix my nails. I chipped one when I fell in that ditch."
Jacob ignored her and kept on walking. He was completely sick of her talking. Thankfully, he heard some noise up ahead. He turned to Lindsay.
"Lindsay, if you see anyone, yell 'Elos' and point your wand at them, Okay?"
"Yessir! I can do that Jake!"
Jacob wondered if she really could when he saw Izzy and DJ standing in the clearing in front of them.
"Good job on taking out, Lebomba here, DJ!" Izzy gave DJ a hug. "You're such a good partner!"
DJ started to blush when Jacob pointed his wand at Izzy and whispered,
"Lorta."
Izzy jumped up and gave DJ a kiss. "Izzy loves DJ! Izzy wants to be with DJ forever!"
DJ's eyes widened in shock as Izzy glomped onto him.
"Elos!"
Jacob's eyes also widened in shock as he started to fall asleep. Lindsay bent over him and he could have sworn she smirked as he fell asleep.
"Hello, Izzy and DK!" Lindsay smiled happily at them.
"Lindsay!" Izzy was shocked. "You remembered my name!"
"I did? Yay me!" Lindsay started to do a cheerleading routine.
"L-I-N-D-Z-E-Y! Gooooo Lindsay! YAY! Oh, wait! I'm supposed to do a spell on you."
Lindsay pointed her wand at the two.
"Elos!"
DJ and Izzy fell asleep with their mouths open in shock.
Chris Maclean's voice could suddenly be heard in the woods.
"Congratulations, Lindsay! You have won this challenge! You get immunity in this challenge and the choice of which two campers to vote off."