Disclaimer: No, I did not suddenly become super rich overnight and buy the Total Drama Island rights. So I still don't own it. It belongs to Teletoon, Cartoon Network, and a whole bunch of other people.

Chris smiled at the angry contestants. "Now, tonight's voting ceremony will be especially dramatic! Only those who died are going to vote. So that means that everyone who died is up for the vote. You have one hour to cast your vote." The world around the campers went dark and they were suddenly standing in Camp Wawanakwa. They all wandered off to do their own thing.

Someone approached DJ as he sat nervously in the mess hall. "Could you vote for this person?" they asked.

"Why would I vote with you?" DJ responded.

"Well, I know a lot of people are going to vote for you, and I can convince them to vote for this other person."

DJ broke out in a cold sweat when he heard that people were going to vote for him. "Why do you even want to vote for them? You probably have some sort of grudge."

"Not really. They're just not particularly good at anything."

"Fine. I'll vote with you," DJ said guiltily.

The same person started to talk to Lindsay. "Could you vote for this person?"

"Why would I even think about voting with you?" Lindsay said \.

"Well, I know a lot of people are going to vote for you, and I can convince them to vote for this other person."

Lindsay laughed inwardly. "Wow. That is such crap. There is no way you can pull that on me, honey. I'm practically queen of mind games. But I guess I'll vote with her. The person she wants me to vote for is kind of useless."

"Sure! I'll vote with you." Lindsay smiled vapidly.

"Would you vote for this person?"

Justin looked at the person asking him incredulously. "Are you crazy? There is no way I would vote her off." He walked away angrily as Heather stared at him in astonishment.

"Crap," Heather thought.

All the campers up for elimination watched Chris as he walked towards them with a plate of marshmallows. "Welcome to the fourth elimination ceremony! Now, I have something to announce. We are only having one contestant leave this week."

Everyone's jaws dropped. "Apparently, we were eliminating you suckers too fast," Chris continued, oblivious to everyone's shock. "But there is still a problem with this. We had a tie in the voting."

Somehow, everyone's jaws managed to drop even lower. Chris smiled chipperly. "So, now I will announce which of you is safe from elimination. Then, to make more good TV, we're going to have a competition between the two that tied. The loser will go home." He grabbed a marshmallow.

"Gwen." The goth girl snapped out of her shock to catch the fluffy treat that was flying at her head.

"Bridgette." The surfer girl grabbed hers out of the air and popped it in her mouth. She and Gwen high-fived.

"DJ, Lindsay." The two took their marshmallows.

"Justin." The hottie grabbed his marshmallow but didn't eat it. (He wouldn't want to eat sugar! It can cause acne.)

"And the last person to be safe before the competition is……"

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"Jacob."

Sadie looked utterly confused. "What did I ever do to make you guys vote me off?"

"Nothing. That's the point. You never really do anything and you aren't really athletic," Heather informed her while filing her nails. Sadie glared at her.

"Girls, the competition is to find the metal case that contains an immunity pass. They are hidden all around the island. Bring the immunity pass back here. When I say go, you guys can start. Ready, set-"

"Umm, Chris, they've already left," Bridgette told him.

Chris finally noticed that the two girls had run off as soon as he had finished explaining.

Heather saw a case on the dock. She and Sadie both dashed for it. Heather got there first and opened the case quickly. She threw it aside as soon as she saw it was empty. Sadie and Heather both decided that they wouldn't get anything done if they searched near their competitor. The two went opposite directions, with Sadie going towards the cabins and Heather going towards the mess hall.

Ezekiel caught sight of Sadie running towards the cabins. "What happened, eh?" He followed her.

"I have to win a competition against Heather to stay on the show," Sadie explained while opening another case that was inside the ex-Screaming Bass cabin. The case was empty and Sadie got up to look for another one. "I've got to find a case with an immunity pass in it."

"I'll help, eh!" Ezekiel gave Sadie an encouraging smile. She kissed him happily and left to find another case.

"Wow," he thought, "I ought to help her more often."

He went to find the case.

Noah was reading in the mess hall when Heather barged in. He watched her, interested, as she proceeded to look under all the tables. "What are you doing?" he asked.

An idea occurred to Heather as she opened her mouth to answer. "If I tell you, you have to help me."

Noah went back to reading his book. "I don't want to know that badly."

Heather looked at him desperately. "Come on! You've got to help me. Sadie probably has bunches of people helping her because they actually like her!"

Noah grinned wickedly. "Say, 'Please help me, wonderful, sexy King Noah'," he told her.

Heather gasped. "No way!"

He smirked. "No help for you, then."

Heather gritted her teeth. "Please help me, wonderful, sexy King Noah," she said as quickly as possible.

"Thank you. Now that the entire viewing world has heard you say that, what am I helping you with?"

Ezekiel ran into the woods to look for more cases. He quickly sighted one high up in a tree. He climbed the tree and reached for the case hung from the branch. He heard a cracking noise and suddenly, the branch was no longer attached to the tree.

Heather and Noah were walking into the forest when Ezekiel fell from the tree next to them onto Heather. Heather fell to the ground with Ezekiel on top of her.

"My lips….something….. soft….." Ezekiel thought.

He opened his eyes and saw Heather's face in front of his. He heard a gasp and looked up to see Sadie looking at him, her eyes wide with horror. She started to cry and ran away. Ezekiel got up and chased her.

Noah looked down at Heather. Her face was contorted in a mix of horror, shock, and anger. To his surprise, she burst into tears. He stood there awkwardly. For once, he was at a complete loss for what to do.

"Erm. Maybe I should comfort her?" he thought uneasily.

He sat down next to her. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing!" she yelled at him.

He decided to ignore that. "What's wrong?" he asked again.

"I said, nothing," she sniffled.

"You wouldn't be crying if there wasn't anything wrong."

"I'm not crying. It's hay fever."

He almost laughed at how ridiculous she was being. "Well, then what's causing your hay fever?"

She looked at him like he was crazy. "Pollen."

Noah lost all patience with her. "Okay, either you tell me what's wrong or I'll make sure you lose this competition."

Heather dried her tears. "I'm…. such a horrible person."

"Did that just occur to you?"

Heather glared at him. "You're horrible too."

He smirked at her. "No, I'm annoying, judgmental, and sarcastic. There's a difference."

"I hate you."

"And I care why?"

She continued to glare at him. "I won't tell you why I'm upset if you don't stop being like that."

"Like what?" he gave her an innocent look. "I'm just being myself."

"Then stop being yourself," she told him coldly.

He rolled his eyes as she continued. "I hate doing such mean things to people. Imagine how Ezekiel would feel if Sadie was voted off? I tried to get her kicked off instead of me."

"You could stop doing mean things. That just might work," Noah said sarcastically.

"I can't. It's my instinct to be mean. Nobody likes me anyway."

"I'm sure someone likes you."

Heather looked at him with a puppy dog look in her eyes. "Do you like me?"

Noah considered the question. "Sure. I guess I like you."

"Sadie!" Ezekiel yelled after his girlfriend. "Wait for me, eh!"

She whirled towards him with a terrifying look on her face. "I don't wait for backstabbing guys who cheat on their girlfriends." She turned and kept walking.

"But Sadie, what you saw was nothing! Let me explain!"

She stopped and turned to him. "You have ten seconds to explain. This better be good."

"I fell out of a tree and landed on Heather, eh! It was totally an accident. I only love you!"

Her expression softened. "You… love me?"

Ezekiel looked down in embarrassment. "Yeah."

"I love you too, Zeke!" She ran to him and started to kiss him.

Noah and Heather started to walk, looking for the case. While they found and opened several cases, none of them had the immunity pass in it. Noah suddenly saw something behind Heather. He pushed her out of the way and received a blow on the head from Sadie. He crumpled to the ground.

"Why'd he do that?" Sadie mused.

"You…. are…. so… DEAD!" Heather snarled. She noticed the case that Sadie had used to hit Noah and lunged for it. Sadie remained rooted in place in terror after Heather's proclamation. Heather managed to snatch the case from Sadie's hands and opened it while running away. The immunity pass was taped to the inside. Heather pulled it off and ditched the case. Sadie started to chase after her.

Screaming was heard from behind them and the two turned their heads while running. Ezekiel was seen, running from Fuzzy Wuzzums. The three ran desperately for camp, trying to outrun the bear.

"Why in the world did Chris put the bear here? It's virtual reality, for Pete's sake! It doesn't need to be as dangerous as the real world!" Sadie yelled.

They got to the camp and the bear chased them to the cabins. All of them managed to get onto the roof of one of the cabins.

"Chris!" Heather hollered. "I've got the pass. Get rid of the bear!"

In the real world

Chris sighed and typed something on his computer. On the screen, the bear gradually disappeared. He started to speak into the microphone on his headset.

In the virtual world

Chris' voice blared from the loudspeaker. "Congratulations, Heather. You have won the competition. Sadie, please board the Boat of Losers.

Sadie glared at Heather and got off the roof. She slowly walked the Dock of Shame and boarded the Boat of Losers. All the contestants except Noah gathered to see her off. They all waved until they could no longer see her.

Heather suddenly realized something. "NOAH!" she screamed. She sprinted to the woods. Most of the contestants looked confused.

"Oh, no," Ezekiel said, remembering Sadie talking about getting even with Heather. He thought hard and also remembered stepping over something on the ground while running.

He ran after Heather into the woods.

"I'm confused. What happened to Nick?" Lindsay asked.

Her question was soon answered as Ezekiel and Heather came out of the woods carrying Noah. He was out cold.

Noah was sitting in the bleachers at the dodgeball game that had convinced everyone to vote him off. He looked around and saw all of his ex-teammates surrounding him. Heather and Lindsay were dressed in cheerleading uniforms and were doing the splits in front of them.

"N-O-A-H!" they chanted. "Yeah, we will get in your face! He's the one to take us to victory! VICTORY!"

Heather smiled at him. She hopped over and kissed him. "Good luck!" Noah wasn't the least fazed by this. She sprouted devil horns and sat in his lap.

Duncan was shielding Courtney from the dodgeballs flying at them. She had latched onto his back and was crying. "Duncie? Duncie?" she cried.

The world started to spin and Noah suddenly found himself falling through the air into darkness.

"I remember…. I remember!" he screamed. His head shot up from his pillow, frightening Heather, who was sitting next to him holding his hand. She snatched her hand from his. He looked around him and saw that he was in the infirmary.

"What do you remember?" Heather asked him.

"I remembered that…" he trailed off.

"I can't tell her… It isn't any of my business and I wasn't supposed to remember. Damn! I've got to talk to Duncan," he thought.

"I don't remember what it was that I remembered," he told her. His head started to throb and he winced. "I hate Chris. This feels way too realistic."

"I'm going to kill Sadie, when I see her," Heather said with a menacing look on her face.

Noah laughed. "Well, you did kiss her boyfriend."

"But she hurt you," Heather said shortly.

"That's unexpectedly nice of you."

"I'm not doing that for you!" Heather told him.

Noah rolled his eyes. "I'm sure."

"I'm not!" Heather smacked him.

"Ow!" Noah said theatrically. "Don't hurt the injured! I almost gave my life for you. Sadie could have killed me!"

Heather started to snicker. "Yeah, sure. She really could have killed you. Oh, and I'm going to die if I get a hangnail."

"I always wondered why you were constantly filing your nails."

She smacked him again. "Shut up!"

A/N: YES! Good Lindsay lines! And great banter :) I'm super excited about this chapter, even though it was a little short.