Disclaimer: I'm still poor and don't own this. Haha.


In the game room: Tyler

Tyler pressed the A button. On the screen, Duncan cut off the head of one of the Kobolds. 7 Kobolds Left flashed on the screen. "Oh, they tell you how many you have left. That's cool." He moved Duncan through a door into another room. Seven Kobolds ran to attack Duncan. "The last room! I'm doing good! This is gonna impress Lindsay!"


In the game: Lindsay

Lindsay had done pretty well. Eva had decided that she would become a mage but had decided to wait before she bought a spell. The good spells looked expensive. Instead, she bought her a rusty sword and left the city. She walked past the wolfmen, who were still in multiple pieces. Apparently, you had to completely destroy them before they would die. She moved into the forest.


In the game: Bridgette

"Make-out Mania!" Bridgette screamed and started to kiss the Kobolds. "Nononononononononononono, this is not happening!" she thought. The Kobolds melted after she kissed them. "NO!" she yelled and stopped moving. The remaining two Kobolds jumped around her, hitting her and decreasing her health.

In the game room: Jacob

"I can't move her!" Jacob said, desperately moving the Control Stick back and forth. On the screen, Bridgette died. The screen went black and she appeared at the last place they saved, which was at the beginning of the basement.


In the game: Izzy

Izzy walked into something that looked like a camp. She hadn't been attacked by anything in the woods and she hadn't seen any people. "I wonder whose camp this is."

In the game room: DJ

"I really wonder what this Thom guy looks like. Thank God that we can see the characters names next to their words when they talk," DJ thought. He moved the Control Stick around and had Izzy explore the camp. "Oh a Save Station!" He quickly saved and turned Izzy around to continue exploring.A dwarf appeared on the screen and stabbed Izzy. She promptly died. "Wait, what just happened here?"


In the game room: Tyler

"Sweet!" Tyler yelled as he killed the last Kobold. "Done." He moved Duncan through another door and walked through a hole in the wall. The screen went dark and a little movie played on the screen.

A woman wearing heavy armor stood in a throne room. She pulled off her helmet. "Courtney?" Tyler thought. "Oh, hell no."

Courtney: So you are the one who has been killing my Kobolds. I am Courtney, master of the Underlands, Right hand to the head of the Darke Forces. Those who kill my underlings will be punished!

She put her helmet back on and drew a sword. The little movie ended and the fight began.


The Confessional: We know you're evil, dude.

Chris: See, this game has two bosses in it. Remember that rule that said you can lose control of your character? Well, let's just say that we made full use of that with these bosses.


In the game: Duncan

"Princess?" he thought confusedly. "I have to fight Princess?" She ran towards him, wielding her sword. Tyler turned him towards her and slashed at her with their sword. "Wait. How could this be Courtney? I bet this is just some sick joke of Chris's." The battle continued, with no problems besides the fact that Duncan was getting slightly beaten up.


In the control booth

"What the hell!" Chris yelled. "I actually stay to watch this challenge, and the first boss fight doesn't even get a reaction from Duncan?"

Chef snickered at the host's fury.


In the game room: Tyler

"Man, she's hard to beat!" he said. "And I'm running out of health potions. Okay, I guess I should have used this earlier, but the combo is hard to hit…."

In the game: Duncan

"Unexpected Niceness!" Duncan yelled as he flashed a brilliant smile. Flowers and bunnies appeared in the air around him. "I hate Chris so so much," he thought angrily. Courtney swooned and dropped to the ground, dead.


In the control room

"Who programmed it so that Courtney would be weak against that attack!" Chris screamed angrily. A timid programmer was pushed forward by the others in the room.

"I'm. I'm sorry!" he squeaked in terror. "You said to make them realistic…. "

"Make her rise from the dead," Chris said impatiently.

Another programmer stepped forward. "We can't. He's already moved on. And we don't have the time to do that because we have to do all that reprogramming for Izzy and Lindsay."

Chris scowled. "Why couldn't they follow the storyline like they were supposed to?"


In the game: Izzy

Izzy had appeared back in front of the Save Station. DJ turned her around to face the dwarf that was going to attack them. "Scary Psycho!" she yelled. The dwarf paused for a second, giving Izzy the chance to kill him with the club she had picked up earlier. "Bring it on dwarves!" she thought, "DJ and I are unstoppable!"


In the game room: Gwen

Gwen's screen went dark and a little movie started to play. A man wearing armor stood in front of a throne. He pulled off his helmet. "Why is Noah here?"

Noah: So you are the one who has been killing my Kobolds. I am Noah, master of the Underlands, Right hand to the head of the Darke Forces. Those who kill my underlings will be punished!

He replaced his helmet and unsheathed his sword. The fight began.

In the game: Heather

"Noah? Why is Noah here? What's going on?" she thought. Noah charged at her with his sword and she jumped away. Heather pulled out her sword and started to slash at Noah. "Wait, what happens if I kill him? Will he lose? Maybe he'll stop liking me!" Heather stopped in her tracks and dropped her sword. "No!" Noah ran her through with his sword and killed her.

In the game room: Gwen

"Huh? What just happened? Why did she not want to do that?" Gwen thought.


In the control room

"Wow," Chris commented, "That worked a lot better than I thought it would."


In the game room: Jacob

A short movie started to play. A man wearing armor stood in a throne room "He looks familiar somehow… Wait, who ELSE would wear a cowboy hat with a helmet?"

Geoff removed his helmet, knocking his hat to the floor.

Geoff: So you are the one who has been killing my Kobolds. I am Geoff, master of the Underlands, Right hand to the head of the Darke Forces. Those who kill my underlings will be punished!

He put the helmet on and bent down to get his cowboy hat. After it was back in place, looking ridiculous, the movie ended and the fight started.

"Well, this should be the only person Bridgette wouldn't mind me using this move on."

In the game: Bridgette

"Make-out-" Bridgette started to yell. "NOOOO!" she screamed, taking control of her body. Geoff killed her in that moment.


In the control room

"Oh, yeeeaaah, Jacob doesn't know that she broke up with Geoff…." Chris mused.

He looked at a different screen. "Wait a second! That doesn't make sense!" He pointed at the other screen. On the screen, Katie was using Justin to kill….. Katie?

The same hapless programmer as before stepped forward. "Wasn't that the one you wanted?" he asked, terrified.

"NO!" the host yelled, "I SAID SADIE!"

"They're practically the same person," the programmer muttered.


In the game: Pinkie

"Well, I don't really mind fighting against Cody," she thought, "It's not like he'll hold it against me. He's not even in the competition anymore."

"Super-Strength Smash!" she yelled, killing Cody with a final blow.


In the game: Lindsay

Lindsay had already killed the dwarves and was exploring the rest of the camp. She entered a teepee. There were stairs going down, leading to who knows where.

In the game room: Eva

A message appeared on the screen

~Going to Sewer Throne Room~

"What? That came out of nowhere," she said.


In the game room: DJ

Izzy had already arrived in the throne room. For some odd reason, she was fighting Heather. DJ used Izzy expertly. Heather's head was soon smashed in by Izzy's club.


In the game: Lindsay

Lindsay would have smiled in glee had she been in control of her body. She was currently fighting Tyler, her boss. "Cheerleading Kill!" she yelled. She did a toe touch and a cartwheel. Pompoms materialized in her hands and she punched Tyler with them. Tyler died.


In the game room: Tyler

After defeating Courtney, Tyler moved Duncan through another door, into a jail cell. He talked to the man sitting in the corner.

Micha: Thank you for saving me! How can I ever repay you?

Duncan: It would really help me out if you could tell me where to find a man named Micha.

Micha: That's me! What do you want with me?

Duncan: I wanted to join the resistance against the Darke Forces.

Micha: There isn't really a resistance anymore. It's just me.

Duncan: Then what can I do to I help you?

Micha: I have recently come up with a plan to fight the Darke Forces! If someone goes into Caraphin Hall and kills the head honcho, then the Darke Forces will crumble!

Duncan: And the head honcho is who?

Micha: I don't know. Their identity is a secret.

Duncan: Sounds good…..

In the game: Duncan

"Great, a suicide mission," he thought. "And only in a video game would this ever actually work."


In the game room

Jacob and Gwen headed outside. "What happened to you?" Jacob asked Gwen.

"I lost control of her for some reason. I couldn't fight the boss…. After dying multiple times, I'd had had enough," Gwen told him.

"Same here," Jacob said shortly.


A/N: I finished this pretty quickly. It was a short chapter, though. Now, who will the second bosses be? Can you guys guess?