Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama Island. I do own Pinkie and Jacob. However, I wouldn't be angry if anyone wanted to use them.

Raging Burritos- Harold, Gwen, Jacob, and Lindsay – Monster truck – 3rd place

Gwen and Harold studied the map intently. "So, our first rest stop is called Calabria. It's down the road about ten miles from here," Harold informed everyone.

"Harold, you're looking at the wrong road," Gwen told him. "The first rest stop is that one!" She stabbed the map with her finger.

Harold shook his head. "That's the road we're on," he argued. He moved Gwen's finger about three centimeters to the right. "So obviously, the next rest stop is Calabria."

"No!" Gwen said sharply. "The next rest stop is Totoro!"

"Shaddup!" Lindsay screamed inside her head. Gwen and Harold continued to bicker. "Guys, arguing is bad," she said sweetly.

Gwen and Harold rolled their eyes. "Ha!" Harold yelled. He pointed at a sign along the roadside that said 'Calabria- 10 miles north.'

Gwen slouched down in her seat. "Whatever," she said irritably. Harold started to look as smug as a Cheshire cat.

Flying Pine Trees- Noah, Heather, and Bridgette – Jonda Bivic – 1st place

"Calabria's not a rest stop! It's a freakin' town," Noah said irritably.

"Do you think the rest stop is in the town?" Bridgette asked.

Heather suddenly swerved and Noah and Bridgette were violently thrown to the sides of the car. "Heather, you drive like a maniac," Noah said matter-of-factly.

"Well, soooory. They're breathing down our necks back there." Heather jerked her head towards the convertible that was in hot pursuit. Noah and Bridgette turned and looked at the occupants of the convertible. Katie and Pinkie seemed to be shouting something at them while Justin was holding his head with a pained expression on his face. Noah rolled down the window and stuck his head outside.

"You *beeping* son of an unemployed coal miner in Uganda! How dare you try and take our *beeping* first place spot! We're going to *beep* you and *beep* the pieces! Then we'll call your mother and tell her that you were a lying, cheating, backstabbing, worthless, High School Musical loving, Ugly Betty type *beep*" Katie screamed.

"And then we'll *beep* all of you and send your *beep* in a bag to the Smithsonian!" Pinkie added.

The Confessional: Curse much? I'm getting the soap….

Katie: I think that having a Real World marathon wasn't exactly a good idea.

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Pinkie: Wow, Katie knows some serious curses! I actually learned something and it's not like I had a small vocabulary. I know a lot because of my brother.

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Justin: (He still looks traumatized.) Being trapped in a car with two angry cursing girls has to be one of the worst moments of my life. Even my reflection didn't cheer me up. (His face suddenly brightens.) Wait! My face didn't cheer me up! I must be getting better!

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Katie: I'm the trash talking queen of the world! (She pumps her fist into the air.)

Pinkie: (You can hear her through the door.) Oh yeah? Well, I'm trash talking queen of the universe!

(Katie glowers at the door and you can imagine Pinkie doing the same. Suddenly, both of them break into hysterical laughter.)

"Close the window! Close the window! Close the window!" Bridgette yelled. She covered her ears to block out the barrage of curses. Even after Noah rolled up the window, angry shouts could still be heard through the glass. There was an awkward silence in the car. "Hey," Bridgette said. "Do you think that might be the rest stop?" she asked. She pointed at a giant glowing neon sign that said 'Rest Stop.'

"It just might," Noah said sarcastically.

Heather swerved into the parking lot and the three jumped out of the car. They sprinted for the building. The convertible pulled into the lot behind them and the members of that team started to run for the building also. Katie, Pinkie, and Justin were quite a lot faster than the Flying Pine Trees, but the Flying Pine Trees had a head start. Bridgette, Noah, and Heather barreled through the sliding glass doors about two seconds ahead of the Singing Unicorns.

"Aaaaand, safe!" Chris said. "Flying Pine Trees are first." All the contestants skidded to a stop in front of him.

Jumping Jellybeans- Izzy, Duncan, DJ, and Eva – Smart Cart – 4th place

The little car was speeding along the roads of the town at a decent pace. However, those inside were not quite so happy.

"Quit moving!" Duncan snapped at Eva.

"I'm not! It's not my fault that this road is bumpy," Eva grumbled. "It's also not my fault that we're in this car in the first place!" She stared pointedly at Izzy.

Izzy giggled. "You two having fun?"

"No, actually," Eva said.

"Izzy, you're blocking my view," DJ said. He moved his head around, trying to see past her. Everyone felt a bump from the front of the car. "What was that?" DJ asked.

"Dude, I hate to tell you this, but you just ran over a person," Duncan told him.

"A person?" DJ shrieked.

"Virtual people, DJ. It's a virtual person," Izzy reassured him.

"I just ran over a person?" DJ whispered. A tear ran down his cheek.

Izzy frowned. "It's okay, DJ," she reassured him. She gave him a kiss on his cheek. He brightened a little.

Duncan and Eva scowled at the two.

Raging Burritos- Harold, Gwen, Jacob, and Lindsay – Monster truck – 4rd place

The Raging Burritos (besides the driver) were hanging onto the sides of the car for dear life. Lindsay's driving had become even more erratic once she had gotten into the town. The car was bumped again as she sideswiped another mailbox.

"Lindsay!" Gwen yelled at her. "Do you have eyes?"

"Oopsie!" she said sheepishly.

"Gosh! You've got to be more careful," Harold told her.

"I know! That's what my driving instructor said," Lindsay said brightly. She swerved violently to avoid a lamppost. Of course, she had almost hit it because she was driving partially on the sidewalk.

Jumping Jellybeans- Izzy, Duncan, DJ, and Eva – Smart Cart – 3th place

The Jumping Jellybeans were hastily walking into the rest stop. Duncan stretched. "We're finally out of that car!" He shot a distasteful look at the offending car.

"At least we're not driving in that," Eva said. She pointed at the pink and purple Jonda Bivic as it drove out of the parking lot.

"I actually think that's pretty awesome," Izzy said.

Eva opened her mouth to give a scathing response but it was never said. A monster truck came out of nowhere and ran her over.

"Oopsie," Lindsay said unapologetically. The rest of the Jumping Jellybean team glared at her as they disappeared. They appeared, still glaring, at the car dealership.

"Where'd they go?" Lindsay asked her team.

A/N:

Dear readers,

I hate to do this, but I'm discontinuing this story. Personally, I think it's some of my worst work. However, I am going to start a new story that is a bit like this one. Keep a look out for it! I was planning on having Lindsay win this season. Or maybe Duncan. But it was most likely going to be Lindsay. I hope you enjoyed reading this for the time it lasted! If anyone wants to take the story or any of the ideas contained in it, just tell me.

Sadly,

SummerEliza