Chapter 5: The Day
The alarm went off, Kuro quickly turned it off, and jumped up. He went into his closet and pulled out a tuxedo, he put it on, it was white, and the tie was black. He jelled his hair back. He walked out and saw Xero wearing a black and navy blue kimono.
"Xero!" Kuro said, "You look great!" Then he snickered.
"What?" Xero asked.
"Why are you wearing a dress?"
"It's not a dress! It's a battle Kimono!"
"Ok," Kuro said sarcastically, "So, im the best man, right?"
"Yeah"
"What does the best man do?"
"The brides maids."
"What?"
"You dance with them. Oh, and one of them happens to be Xion, huh?"
"You and Larxene planned that, didn't you?"
"Like Crazy."
"Well," Kuro said, "Thanks."
"Any day, now, we have to hurry to the chapel!"
"Right!" Kuro said, then he and Xero walked out and saw a limo, the hopped in, and the limo drove to the chapel, then.
"Ooh! An arcade! Let's stop here!" Xero said, then he played tiem crisis four.
Thirty minutes later
"Wow, Xero, you thirty minutes, and we were supposed to be at the chapel twenty minutes ago!" Kuro said.
"Come on, twenty minutes is like four seconds, no one's gonna notice!" Xero said, then they pulled up to the Chapel and saw Larxene in a, as Xero would say, very very very very very very very very very hot black wedding dress.
"Wow Larxene!" Xero said, "You look amazing!"
"Thanks runt!" Larxene said. Them Kuro saw Xion in the same dress.
"Xion!" Kuro said, "Y-Y-You look amazing!"
"Heh heh, thanks Kuro!" Xion said, "You look good too!" Then Kuro and Xero walked into the chapel.
"Damn!" Xion thought, "Put some honey on THOSE biscuits!"
"Are you using my quotes in your head?" Larxene asked.
"Gah!" Xion said, "Larxene you're not supposed to see Xero!"
"Oh crap im not!!" Larxene said.
In the Chapel with Kuro and Xero
"Ugh, this is boring," Xero said as he waited for the wedding to begin.
"Yeah, Xero, I know, But you know what I have to cheer you up?"
"What?"
"Well," Then Kuro pulled out a microphone, "Let's just sat it's a song for inspiration!"
Bold means Kuro singing.
Oh oh oh oh!
There will be no rules tonight! If there were we'd break em nothings gonan stop us now!
Let's get down to it!
Nervous hands and anxious smiles, I can fell you breathing this is right where we belong! Turn up the music!
Then the wedding started playing, Kuro and Xero walked up to the alter, then they saw Collete from Tales of Symphonia and Sakura from Naruto walking up the isle tossing flowers. Then Kuro noticed the bride's maids were Xion, Abinixia, Iceralx, and Retuschi. Then came the one the only, Larxene being escorted by Shadow up the isle. Then Shadow walked over to where Kuro was standing. Then the priest stated saying, "Friends, Family, we are gathered here today to bind this man and woman in holy matrimony. If there is anyone who has objections, speak now or forever hold your peace." Then some Fangirls prepared to raise their hands, "Watch it!" The priest said, the hands went straight down. "Do you, Larxene take Tenchi Hakume to be your lawfully wedded husband, till death do you part?"
"I do."
"Wait!" Kuro said, "Who's tenchi?"
"Oh, that's my real name," Xero said, "Come on, my name really being Xero Asterik? That's not even japaneese!"
"Whatever," Kuro said, "Continue."
"Thanks." The priest said, "And do you, Tenchi Hakume,"
"ha!" Kuro interrupted.
"Take Larxene to be your-"
"Of course! Why else would I be here?!"
"Ugh, then you may now kiss the bride! And make it look good, there are people here with cameras waiting for it."
"No problem!" then "tenchi" Kissed Larxene passionately as Tear Grants from Tales of the Abyss started singing her hym.
The Wedding Reception.
Everyone looked at the stage, guess who was on it! That's right! Linkin Park!
"How? How did you do that Kuro?" Xero asked.
"I have my ways…" Then Kuro walked over to Linkin park and gave them each two hundred bucks. Then he left.
"Heh, we would have so taken it for twenty," Chester said, then he high fived Xero.
"Now," Chester said, taking the mic, "This is a shout out from Kurosaki Arino to Xion he says, and I quote, 'The most amazing girl he has ever met' unquote." Then a guy on stage held a sign that read 'que the awwing'
"Awww," Everyone awed.
"Shut up!" Kuro said, "Just sing!"
"Whatever Arino!, One two three four!"
Bold means Chester singing
Music started playing in the tune to new divide, after the introduction, Chester started to sing.
I remember black skies, the lighting all around me.
I remember each falsh, as time began to blur.
Like a startling sign, that fate had finally found me!
And your voice was all I heard, that I get what I deserve!
Then Chester tossed Kuro the microphone, and he sang.
So give me reason! To Prove me wrong!
To wash this memory clean!
Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes!
Give me reason to fill this hole! Connect the space between!
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies!
Across this new divide!
Then the guitar solo played, Kuro was playing air guitar and doing a head bang then,
In every loss In every lie!
In every truth that youd deny!
And each regret! And Each goodbye!
Were some mistakes to great to hide!
And your voice was all I heard That I get what I deserve!
So give me reason! To prove me wrong! To wash this memory clean! Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes!
Give me reason! To fill this hole! Connect the space between!
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies!
Across this new divide!
Then the music played them out. Kuro then jumped off the stage and landed on his feet, then he walked
"So," Kuro said, as he walked over to Xion, "Can I sing or what?"
"What." Xion replied.
"Oh…" Kuro said sadly.
"But the shout out was nice, so ill give you a dance."
"Wait, really?"
"Sure!" Then they noticed Delane was on the stage. And April Rain was playing. Kuro reached his hand out to Xion, and she took it. Then Kuro put his arms around Xion's waist. And Xion put her arms around Kuro's neck. Xero was Dancing with Larxene, and the main character of every anime/anime game were dancing with their lovers.
"Xion," Kuro said, "Was what you said at the bachelorette party true? About liking me, I mean."
"Maybe…" Xion said slyly.
"Xion!"
"Ok, Ok," then she sighed, "Yes, yes it was true."
"R-reaaly?"
"Yes," Xion sighed, then Kuro's wings spread and he shot through the roof into the night sky. The moon was full, and the wedding was a success.
The next day Team Xero was on a yacht. They were still in their wedding outfits, and it was pretty bright, Kuro and Xero were wearing sunglasses. And the entire group started to hear music. Yeah, just guess what song it is.
Bold = Xero singing
Italicized = Kuro singing
Bold and italicized = both
Underlined = everyone!
Shortayyyyy
Aww Crap! Get your towels ready it's about to go down! Everybody in the place hit the Freaking deck! But Stay on your MotherFreaking toes!
We running this let's go!
Im on a boat!
Im on a boat!
Im on a boat!
Im on a boat!
Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat!
Sailin on a boat!
Im on a boat!
Im on a boat!
Im on a boat!
Take a good hard look at the MotherFreaking boat!
Boat yeah!
Im on a boat MotherFreaker! Take a look at me! Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue see! Bustin five knots whipping out my coat! You can't stop me MotherFreaker cause im on a boat!
Take a picture trick
Trick
Im on a boat bitch!
Bitch
We're drinking Santana Champ cause it so crisp!
Crisp!
I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies!
Im flippin burgers you at kinko's straight copies.
Im riding on a dolphin, doing flips and Shit! The dolphin's splashin getting everybody all wet! But this aint sea world, this is as real as it gets!
Im on a boat MotherFreaker don't you ever forget!
Im on a boat
And
It's goin fast
And
I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afgan!
Im the king of the world on a boat like Leo! If you're on the shore then you're not meo!
Get the crap up! This boat is real!
Screw land! Im on a boat MotherFreaker!
MotherFreaker!
Screw trees I climb buoys MotherFreaker!
MotherFreaker!
Im on the deck with my boys MotehrFreaker!
Yeah!
This boat engine makes noise MotherFreaker!
Hey dad if you could see me now!
See me now!
Im flippin you off on the starboard bow!
Starboard row!
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow!
Moon somehow!
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible!
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat, it's a big blue watery road!
Yeah!
Poseidan! Look at me !
All hands on deck!
Never thought I'd see the day, when a big boat comin my way! Believe me when I say I screwed a mermaid!
We're on a boat!
We're on a boat!
Everybody look at us cause we're sailing on a boat!
Woah!
We're on a boat!
We're on a boat!
Take a good hard look at the MotherFreaking boat!
Sha-Sha-Shorty! Yeah….
That's all I wrote! Kuro and Xion's love is firing up! And that's the end of the first season! All of you fans who stuck with me through the first season get a cookie! So, here's the bad news, KIO wont be back for a while. Ok, I know i didn't have forty four guest stars, and lonely island wasnt in it but, it's just the season 1 finale! We still have a long way to go! KIO will return on October Thirty First four our winter season! I gotta tell ya, this was an awesome summer/ early fall! Thanks guys! See ya in winter! *waves bye*
And now time for the cast of KIO to reflect on the first season.
Kuro: Well, I thought it was pretty good, I mean, this season's main purpose was to introduce the main characters, which we were successful in!
Xero: Hells ya! This season was a smash hit! I cant wait till the movie!
Xion: Well, I liked all the group, I can't wait to work with them again in season 2…
Larxene: Everyone was great! Xero is amazing, Xion was sweet, and Kuro, well, he's just so darn fun!
Abinixia: My Zexy and I think this was amazing fun, it was a little hard with us working on the fifteenth but, I managed to fit it into our schedule!
Zexion: What she said.
Iceralx: IT WAS KICK ASS!!! I love everyone here!
Retsuchi: Eh, it was alright, I wish I was in it more though…
Draxnew: It was pretty fun, I loved Kuro, he was always making jokes on the set.
Well guys, See yall in season 2! Bye! AGAIN!!!