Chapter 2: Viva La Konoha

Hikari was done changing and now linked arms with Naruto and Sasuke. She grinned and walked out with the boys. Sakura grumbled and followed close behind. Tsunade sighed wondering how she's going to wake up the unconscious people. She smiled thinking of Naruto's happy smile. Tsunade sucked in air and yelled, "WAKE UP!!!" All the scared ninja got on their feet and turned to their hokage. Tsunade smiled, "Get lost now." They all nodded and exited various ways. Via jutsu, door, and even window.

Hikari cheerfully dragged along both boys down the streets of Konoha. She let go of Sasuke and clinged onto Naruto. Naruto sheepishly grinned at his sister and asked, "Are you hungry?" Hikari smiled, "Hai. Where's the best place to eat here, Naru-chan?" Naruto blushed at the nickname but welcomed it. Sasuke grunted, "I'll take a wild guess and say that you're hooked on ramen too?" Hikari tought for a minute, "Mom used to say it wasn't healthy and never let me have some. She said I might grow addicted to it like dad." Naruto pouted, "It's not the ONLY thing I eat…" Hikari shrugged, "Let's get ramen!" Naruto nodded and they both ran fast along with Sasuke keeping up.

A number of guys saw the blonde girl and whistled. Hikari winked back to each one. Sasuke gave a death glare to each one at the end making sure they know she's taken. There was the occasional glare directed at Sasuke, which was okay to Hikari, but when glares directed towards Naruto, she shot a pertifying look at the offender. Naruto sighed, "Leave it alone." Hikari hissed, "Is this how they treat royalty?" Naruto looked shocked, "I don't think being the Yondaime's son qualifies as royalty." Hikari grumbled, "But we're from a noble clan. Rare as Kazamas are to find, we exist." Naruto hit his head, "You realize I found out I was the yondaime's son today, right?" Hikari's eyes showed a small amount of hate for a minute then it went away. Sasuke noticed it but walked along in silence.

They were ordering ramen when Hikari observed Sasuke. Sasuke felt he was watched and turned to Hikari. Hikari raised a brow, "Why are you so quiet? I'm sure a missing-nin has some interesting stories…" Sasuke's eye twitched, "Just because I don't talk, doesn't mean I'm boring! I like silence unlike you and your brother. God!" Hikari frowned, "You're moody too." Sasuke growled, "You want to fight me?" Hikari giggled, "Nope. My ramen will get cold." Sasuke looked disgusted to find the girl inhaling ramen like Naruto normally does. Sakura and Ino came in and Sakura whacked Naruto's head. Naruto spit out ramen and rubbed his head, "What was that for, Sakura-chan?" Sakura shook her fist, "Baka! What was that about? You ditched us at the hospital?" Hikari felt pissed and stood her ground against Sakura. She bared her teeth, "Sakura-san. I took my brother to eat because I wanted to spend time with him. As far as I see, you are not his girlfriend. Leave him alone. I've seen villagers give him colder looks than for the missing-nin. Next time you feel like hitting him, you'll deal with me. Let me tell you I am no genin."

Hikari slapped money on the table and grabbed Naruto. Sakura looked shocked. Sasuke looked at the bill and found everything was paid for. He shook his head and followed the pair. Ino shook Sakura out of a trans. Sakura looked down, "No one ever said it like that." Ino smiled, "Naruto finally has family huh?" Sakura smiled. But why did that hurt more than it should?

Naruto frowned at Hikari, "You shouldn't have done that." Hikari snorted, "Why not? She had no right to hit you for something that I did." Naruto thought about it, "But still…" Hikari stopped him, "Not buts. You're way too nice. I don't care if you like that mean girl but if she mistreats my only family, she'll be told off." Naruto turned his head. Hikari sighed, "Naru-chan. C'mon loosen up… hey! Let's go to the hot springs!" Naruto thought of ero-sannnin and sighed, "That's not a good- " Hikari already grabbed both guys and started to run then stopped. She giggled, "I don't know my way around." Sasuke sighed and took both blondes to the springs.

Hikari entered the female side and sat relaxed in the water. Hikari loved the feel of the water on her bare skin. Meanwhile, Naruto and Sasuke sat opposite ways at the male side. Naruto spoke, "You can leave anytime you know." Sasuke smirked, "What? So eager for me to leave now?" Naruto hissed, "You're a danger to Hikari." Sasuke spat back, "Why would I harm her?!" Naruto yelled back, "Why wouldn't you?! She's just a tool to you, isn't she? Well guess what? If I can break or disprove your engagement, she won't have to marry you!" Sasuke splashed water on Naruto and sat on the side. They heard a sigh from the other side. Sasuke felt curious and neared the fence. Naruto couldn't see what Sasuke was doing but felt he went too far, "Neh, teme. I'm sorry. I guess I'm just protecting her. Teme?" Sasuke found a hole in the fence and saw a shadowy figure. It looked like Hikari so he kept watching.

Hikari loved the baths and wanted to fall asleep. She saw someone else come in and said, "Hey! My name is Hikari!" The figure splashed away, "Eep!" Hikari opened one eye to find one of the rookies, "Hey you're a comrade of Naru-chan, right?" the girl came closer and stuttered, "H-hai. M-my's n-name i-is H-hinata h-hyuuga." Hikari chuckled, "You're shy, huh? A shy Hyuuga? Wow, that's new. I heard from mom they are all arrogant but you don't seem like it at all." Hinata poked her fingers together, "S-so, you are N-naruto-kun's sister?" Hikari giggled, "Kun? Do you like my brother?" Hinata turned red. Hikari smiled, "Tell you what. I'll get you on a date with him because I really prefer you over that nasty pink haired girl. Can you believe she normally hits Naru-chan? That witch!" Hinata felt really hot, "A d-date with N-naruto-kun?!" She fainted. Hikari panicked, "Oh god! Hinata don't die on me!"

Sasuke heard screams from the other side and saw two figures coming out. He heard Hikari's voice in distress and leaped over. He came to see Hikari about to do CPR on Hinata. Sasuke shouted, "No wait! She just fainted!" Hikari stopped in relief until she turned to find naked Sasuke. She turned red and remembered that she was naked too. Sasuke raised a brow and looked at Hikari. She was fully naked except for her arms and hands covering herself. A naked Hinata was behind her. He looked down to see he was naked too. A faint blush appeared on his face. It kept growing. Hikari flashed for a towel and punched Sasuke in the face. She screamed, "HENTAI!!!" Sasuke felt a nosebleed coming on as he flew over the fence and back in the hot spring on the male's side. Jiraiya popped out of his spot and didn't see the girl referred to Sasuke. Hikari growled and punched Jiraiya in the face. Jiraiya's nosebleed was heavy and he flew all the way to the hokage tower. Anbu came down, "What's wrong, miss?" Hikari screamed, "How many perverts are there?!" The three ninja were kicked into the male's side and they landed in the water. Hikari flashed to get changed and took Hinata with her.

Meanwhile, Naruto was alerted when Hikari screamed. He heard her scream a lot about perverts and went closer. At that time, Sasuke flew and hit Naruto. Just when Naruto got Sasuke off him, three ninja flew on top of him, "WTF?!" Sasuke was floating in the water with a red face. The three anbu were out cold and Naruto didn't feel so good with four slams to his back. Naruto sighed and dragged the four men to the changing rooms. Naruto noted Sasuke had a bloody nose. Naruto shook his head. Nah, Hikari must have punched his nose too hard. Sasuke can't possibly be straight.

Hikari took a shower in cold water. My god! Five perverts! No wonder Naru-chan didn't want to go! She changed in her clothes as Hinata woke up. Hikari smiled, "I'll talk to Naruto. You get changed and stay away from the springs. Perverts lurk everywhere." Hikari flashed out of there. Hinata smiled. I'll get to go on a date with Naruto-kun. Then Hinata freaked out. Perverts? She flinched and got changed as fast as she could.

Hikari had a red face as they walked to the tower. Naruto sighed as he held two men in each hand. Hikari stomped in the meeting Tsunade was having. It was actually Tsunade scolding Jiraiya about being a pervert. Hikari screamed when she saw the man. Tsunade raised a brow and Jiraiya prayed to kami. Naruto sighed and dropped the four men on the floor. Hikari hid behind Naruto and pointed at Jiraiya, "Hentai!" Naruto growled, "You peeped on my sister?!" Tsunade turned darkly at her old team mate, "You spied on a naked sixteen year old!?" Jiraiya felt fear, "Listen now. We can arrange this… wait, what sister?" Too late, Tsunade knocked Jiraiya out. Hikari sobbed, "How many perverts in Konoha are there?! I had to knock out five! What if there was more!?" Tsunade raised a brow then looked to see her three anbu and Sasuke. She bit her lip to not laugh, "My elite guards peeped on the job? And Sasuke peeped? I thought for sure he was gay…"

Hikari sobbed to Naruto, "Naru-chan! What about Hinata-chan? She was there too!" Tsunade flinched, "Oh dear! We better hope she doesn't tell her father. He'll be attacking the anbu… That won't be good." Naruto sighed, "I tried to tell you Hikari. There are so many perverts in Konoha. I'm sure more spied on you…" Hikari paled, "Great! Now most men will know how I look naked…" Naruto smiled, "It will be fine." Hikari growled, "I'll shove a kunai into the next pervert's manhood." Naruto scratched his head while smiling. You could see Naruto's knees were buckling. Hikari smiled, "So maybe we should ditch the ninja and go have more fun!" Naruto nodded still smiling. Is she bipolar?

Tsunade looked at the three wet anbu and one Uchiha in his clothes. She looked over to see a knocked out Jiraiya. She shook her head while calling in Shizune. Shizune screamed, "What's with everyone?!" Tsunade sighed, "Perverts." Shizune looked over,
I understand Jiraiya-sama, but the anbu? And even Sasuke? I thought he was gay…" Tsunade laughed as she woke up the ninja. Sasuke stood up fast, "I so didn't-" He looked around to find himself in the office. He scowled and was about to run off but the three anbu stopped him. Tsunade laughed, "I think women anbu would be better." The anbu shook in fear and Sasuke caught on, "You peeped on Hikari?" A death aura swirled around the Uchiha. He held it back and said, "I'll go find her."

Hikari clinged on Naruto and laughed as Naruto told her about his days as a genin. Naruto was using his hands for emphasis and Hikari found it funny. Naruto shouted, "But the cat got away! I can't believe genin today have to chase it!" Hikari smiled, "Your life sounds fun." Naruto grinned, "How about you?" Hikari thought, "Well, mom never let me date so I always snuck out to town while she worked. I've had a lot of dates and a few boyfriends. I remember when I brought this one boy home and mom came home early. Poor guy had to jump out the window and run away. He broke up with me the next day." Naruto laughed, "So, you'll try dating huh?" Hikari grinned evilly, "Hey! How about we go on a double date! You can go with Hinata and I'll go with…" Kiba ran by with his dog, "Hey found you guys! The hokage wants to see you!" Hikari grinned, "Perfect! I'll go with er…" Naruto sighed, "That's Kiba Inuzuka." Hikari smiled as she whispered into the boy's ear, "I'll see you on our date tonight." Kiba shuddered at the feather touch and the seductive voice.

Hikari ran off and winked at Kiba, "See you at that great ramen stand at 7pm today!" They were going back to the tower when Sasuke jumped in front of them. Naruto snickered and Sasuke ignored him. Hikari turned red, "Go away perv." She grabbed Naruto and flashed out of there. Sasuke growled and the anbu told him he has to go to the hokage's. All the rookie 9 and Gai's team assembled. Hikari saw Hinata and ran over to her. She whispered, "Neh, Hinata. You're going on a date with Naru-chan today at 7pm today. We're going to the ramen stand. I'll be there too with Kiba." Hinata turned red and Naruto came up and smiled, "I guess I'll see you there. Sorry, my sister looks like she needs to get out." Kiba got there and smiled at Hikari. Hikari winked at him. Sasuke saw that and sent killer intent to Kiba. Kiba looked freaked, "Uchiha what did I do?" Sasuek hissed, "You're staring at MY fiancé." Kiba snickered, "It's not official and she asked me to go out." Sasuke glared at Hikari who stuck her tongue out at Sasuke.

Finally, Gai and Lee arrived with Neji and Tenten following. Gai punched the air, "WE WERE LAST AND WE WILL DO 500 LAPS AROUND KONOHA!" "HAI GAI-SENSEI!" "LEE!" "GAI-SENSEI!" Hikari freaked at the sunset and two grown men hugging, "My eyes!" Naruto shouted, "Knock it off bushy brows!" Lee shouted, "I'm sorry! I'll do an extra 200 laps around Konoha for scaring the beautiful maiden." Hikari giggled, "It's okay Lee-kun." Lee shouted, "Gai-sensei! She forgives me!" Naruto stepped in front of Hikari, "Hey! Tell me we didn't get called down to see this show!" Tsunade coughed, "Sorry I find this entertaining. Hikari your skills need to be tested. You will battle Kakashi Hatake." Hikari shrugged, "As long as he isn't a pervert." Naruto was about to say something when Kakashi covered his mouth, "Nope. Now let's fight." Tsunade coughed, "Before we do, Hikari. You have to be a genin and take the chunin exams with our other two genin. Sasuke and Naruto."

Hikari whined, "WAHH!? I'm at least jounin! Oh! You just want to show off our skills to the nobles don't you!?" Tsunade grinned, "Not at all. Why would you think that?" Hikari pouted, "Fine." She grabbed Naruto and Kakashi and disappeared. Sasuke twitched, "I'll assume she'll go to the only training grounds Naruto showed her. Team 7's grounds." Tsunade giggled, "Have you spied on her?" Sasuke ignored it and ran off fast. Tsunade grinned. I'll win a bet! The Uchiha is straight!

The rest of the ninja showed up. Kurenai was watching intently. Kiba shouted, "Alright! Kick his ass, Hikari!" Sakura huffed, "Why are you so cheerful with her? She's not that good looking." Kiba grinned, "I've got a date with her today." Sakura huffed. Ino smiled. Sasuke growled. Tsunade grinned, "I wouldn't growl Sasuke. Shall I tell everyone about your incident? Neji is right over there…" Sasuke hissed, "I hate you all… I can't believe I'm back here…" Neji raised a brow, "Why would I care about the Uchiha?" Tsunade chuckled, "Sorry, I'm blackmailing Sasuke." Naruto shouted, "Let's go, Hika-chan!"

Kakashi put his book away and Hikari grinned as she got into stance. Hikari stood up because Kakashi wasn't moving. She pouted and sat down cross-legged. Kakashi raised a brow, "What are you doing?" Hikari grinned, "You're not moving so I figure I shouldn't waste my energy standing." Kakashi sighed and tired to kick the girl. The girl jumped in the air and flipped over Kakashi. Kakashi smirked and tossed an exploding kunai. Hikari smirked and used a kunai to hit it. Both ninja jumped back as the explosion was set off. When the smoke cleared, Kakashi was gone and Hikari held a kunai scanning the area. Kakashi grabbed her ankle from underground. She panicked as she was set underground. Kakashi smiled until the clone poofed away. Shit! Hikari flashed behind Kakashi and cut his neck. At the last second, Kakashi replaced himself with a log. Hikari smirked, "This is fun."

Naruto looked in awe, "What speed…" Lee shouted, "Alright! A maiden worth my speed!" Jiraiya held his head, "Amazing, she's faster than Arashi… To achieve that speed with no tags…" Tsunade nodded, "She has intent to kill." Sakura blinked, "Who taught her?" Jiraiya nodded, "My guess is Aiko Uzumaki. That woman can pack a punch. Shame most people knew her as Konoha's Blossom. Innocent name huh? Not true at all. That brashness in Hikari and Naruto comes from her. Might as well die of her beauty." Gai jumped, "THE Blossom of Konoha is their mother!?" Lee shouted, "What's wrong Gai-sensei!?" Kurenai breathed, "Konoha's Blossom was the Kakashi of the yondaime's time. No one knew who she was. In fact her face was always hidden behind her mask. Even to the hokage. Her beauty came from her raw skill and that's the last thing an enemy would see. The beauty in death. She supposedly died fighting the Kyuubi." Tsunade sighed, "How wrong that information is. It also explains why the fourth's scrolls went missing." Shikmaru twitched, "So did everyone knew the fourth's wife as Aiko Kazama?" Tsunade nodded. Jiraiya grinned, "She sure was hot." Naruto growled, "Say that again perv. I should hit you right now. I know you peeped on my mother. You recently peeped on my sister." Jiraiya crowded in a corner shaking all the glares off. It didn't work.

Kakashi breathed. Think. Hikari is just waiting and watching. Wait! She's grinning at my location but not moving. Does she know where I am? "Correct. You sure like others to make their move huh?" asked a sickly sweet voice. I didn't even feel her signature. He moved out of the trees. Suddenly clones kept attacking in various directions including underground. All Kakashi could do was block at the speed Hikari was hitting. Then Hikari crept to the back of Kakashi's neck and whacked his neck with the back of her tri-pronged kunai.

Kakashi leapt up and slid back, "You win." He rubbed his neck, "If you wanted to kill me, you could have. Very nice when I wasn't using the sharingan. Unless you want to get serious?" Hikari smirked, "Depends on what Tsunade-sama thinks of my skills." They turned to see everyone beating up Jiraiya. Hikari whined, "WHA?! You didn't see me get Kakashi!? C'mon!" Tsunade turned, "Oh, you're done?" Hikari pouted, "Okay, that's not nice. Why where you beating the pervert up?" Jiraiya screamed, "I'm not a pervert! I'm a super pervert!" Hikari sighed, "That's nothing to be proud of." Jiraiya shouted, "Oh, but I saw you! How nice you were with those curves and…" Hikari flashed over and knocked him out, "Why the hell is this guy following? Should I just cut off his manhood out now?" She was still red. Tsunade grumbled, "That pervert is Jiraiya. He was my old team mate and is now a sannin. He was your father's sensei and currently Naruto's" Hikari was shocked, "That man corrupted my aniki and tousan!? I'll murder him!" Naruto held her back.

Kakashi walked over, "Okay so Hikari is probably high chunin level or low jounin. Of course that is my assumption with the little skill she used." Hikari pouted, "Likely of you Kakashi-san. Mother says show as little skill as possible. Showing off won't go anywhere." Naruto moaned, "Why does she sound bossy?" Hikari shrugged, "She just is. She always sets way too many rules. Anyways, I'll take my headband now…" Tsunade smiled and gave it to her. Hikari grinned and tied it to her forehead. Her bangs now covered her plate a bit. The back band was short and the ends didn't even show. She grabbed Naruto, "Let's go home." Naruto sighed, "Problem. I have only enough room for one." Sasuke smirked, "I guess you'll be staying with me?" Hikari looked horrifyied until Tsunade coughed, "You have an apartment until you are a leaf nin again and can claim your Uchiha compound." Hikari grinned, "Thanks lady!"

Hikari turned to Naruto, "Doesn't matter right now. We got to get ready for our dates! Come on it's 5pm already!" Hinata freaked, "5pm?! How can any girl be ready in two hours?!" Hikari shrugged, "I can be ready in 5 minutes. I guess I'm not one to care for looks huh?" Sasuke gave a small smile. Finally! She hates looks! That's her natural beauty. Kiba whistled, "Wow. You look like that naturally?" Hikari crossed her arms, "I would think you're insulting me but you whistled so that means you find me attractive?" Kiba nodded. Hikari giggled and winked, "See you soon." Hikari grabbed Naruto again, "You really got to learn dad's flying thunder god jutsu. I hate dragging slow people." The two flashed out of the area. Kiba grinned, "Hey I have a date with the yondaime's daughter!" Sasuke grumbled, "Neutral terms. Neutral terms means no killing." Sasuke gritted his teeth. Oh, she is so getting revenge on me for peeping. I wasn't peeping! She screamed!

Hikari was done getting ready and Naruto was just in his regular outfit. Hikari sighed, "Do you know how to dress for a real date?" Naruto shrugged, "Is it really a date? Doesn't that mean I'll have to Hinata's boyfriend?" Hikari smacked her forehead, "Baka! You have to ask someone to be their boyfriend or girlfriend. Otherwise, it's a date. You can make-out then make-out with a different person the next day." Naruto's mouth formed an 'o'. Hikari tore his jacket off and saw his fish-net shirt. She ran into Naruto's closet and grabbed some things.

Kiba was dressed in his black pants and a tight t-shirt that was also black. His headband was tied on his neck. He saw a nervous Hinata already there. She was beautiful. She was dressed in a light indigo skirt that went down to her knees. On top, she wore a violet tank top. Her forehead protector was around her neck as well. Her hair was down and she wore a bit of make-up and jewelry. Kiba sat next to her, "Hey Hinata! You look great! Naruto asked you out? That explains why you fainted each time you saw him." Hinata smiled, "Well, it wasn't N-naruto-kun. H-hikari just a-arranged things…" They heard two loud voices from behind them and Kiba stood up to greet them. "Hey guys…woah…"