Yayz! Third chappie! XD I didn't think I'd make it this far, I was actually expecting people to threaten me to delete it and never ever write again. I didn't know it was actually kinda good… Anyway, I hope joo enjoy this chapter! If it's bad, you can't blame me. I'm brain-dead and tired as hell, so I'm kinda loopy at the moment. It's so much fun. I think this chapter is a little fast, so please review and tell me if you think it needs anything. 

Recap

Those thoughts were suddenly pushed away as I opened the door.

"Woah!"

The room, my room, was amazing. The walls were a beautiful purple that could only be described as… amethyst, which made me grin. The bed, which was a bunk bed, I noted, had a large black comforter on each mattress and matching pillows. The bed frame was made of some sort of black metal, twisted into gorgeous roses at certain parts. There was a painted black dresser across from it and the closet, which's doors were painted purple, was open enough so that I could see all of my junk that I packed up a few days ago in it.

"I assume you like it?" Near's monotonous voice broke through my thoughts.

"It… It looks exactly like my old room…" I whispered, grinning ear to ear. It was true, all of it was exactly the same, except for the fact that my bed was now a bunk bed. "I love it!" I cried, throwing myself on the bottom bunk and hugging the pillow. "I'm so happy." I murmured into the pillowcase.

"I'm glad you're happy." Near's voice was rather close to my ear.

I turned my head in surprise to see the albino's face merely inches from mine. He had his usual blank expression, but I there was a hint of a smile threatening to spread across his face. My heart skipped a beat. "N-Near?" I asked awkwardly.

He smirked.

Before I knew it, his lips were pressed to mine. My train of thought was going a hundred million (AN: Multiplied by ten billion) miles an hour, in fact, it sped off the track and crashed into a tree, which snapped in half and caught on fire. Ouch. But I couldn't think about that at that moment, due to the fact that Near was kissing me.

Half brain-dead from shock and not knowing what else to do, I kissed him back.

Two loud gasps tore us apart suddenly. "Aw fuck." I muttered, seeing my two fanboys fall backwards to the ground, each in a dead faint. "Mello! Matt!" I yelled, gently pushing Near off of me to see if the two were alright. "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" I groaned. "Guys! Wake up!" I begged, shaking Matt's shoulders.

No response.

Suddenly, I had another 'genius' idea, you know, one of the ones that usually ended up with me getting glomped, huggled, and basically molested by my fanboys. Yeah. That kind of 'genius' idea.

I sighed, regretting what I was about to do. "Melloooo…" I whispered seductively in the blonde's ear. "I'm naked." I sang quietly.

His eyes shot open. "WHERE?!" He yelled, looking around, only to see me with clothes on, Near sitting on my bed, and Matt, unconscious beside him. He put two and two together and got five. Oh, sorry, two plus two doesn't equal five, it equals fish. Silly me.

"WAIT! YOU! AND HIM! I SAW!" He pointed at me, words in all capitals.

"Mel, calm down!" I tried to reassure him that it was okay, but he kept panicking until Matt regained consciousness. "Wha…?" He asked groggily.

Near chose that moment to walk out of the room, discretely winking at me as he disappeared around the corner. As soon as the albino was probably out of hearing distance, Mello and Matt stood up, the redhead shutting the door. The chocoholic shook his head at me disappointedly.

"Ame-chan, you know that we care about you right?" He started, sounding like a parent confronting a child. 'Really? I was under the impression that you were head-over-heels in love and wanted to get in my pants.' I thought, though I didn't voice that assumption. "Y-Yeah?" I stuttered. Matt walked up to stand next to Mello, who continued.

"Amethystte, if Near ever touches you again, you know you can tell us. We love you, and we don't want you to get hurt." He said, concern coating his voice. I rolled my eyes. "Guys!" I whined. I really did not want to hear this.

Mello sighed. "Fine. But we just want you to know that we're here for you." I smiled, relieved that I didn't have to listen to a lecture from the fanboys. "Matt, go get me and Ame-chan some chocolate." He finished.

"What? Why the hell do I have to?" He complained. "Matt." The blond said sternly. "Fine." He grumbled, walking out and slamming the door behind him. Oh crap, alone in a room with Mello, this can't end good. Matt pretty much just left me to my doom—

My thoughts were cut off by Mello pinning me on the bed. I gasped, then growled. Mello just smirked. "Get the hell off me, you perverted jackass." I snarled. I was thisclose to screaming 'RAPE!'. He ignored my words and grinned, kissing me harshly. I struggled against him and tried to push him off, but to no avail.

I soon gave up, knowing that it was useless and figuring that I could just castrate him with a spork later. Why a spork? Because it's duller than a knife, so it'll hurt more.

I wondered where Matt was for a second, but decided it didn't matter because Mello's tongue was now in my mouth. (AN: GAH!) I lost all control of my body and started kissing him back.

Suddenly, somebody pulled Mello off of me angrily. "M-Matt!" I stammered as Matt proceeded to beat the shit out of the blond with a chocolate bar. "DAMMIT! WHERE'S MY KISS?" He dry sobbed.

"Huh?" Was my ever-intelligent reply.

Before I even knew what the hell was happening, Matt grabbed my shoulders and pressed our lips together, but pulled away almost immediately. In a flash, Matt was disappearing out the door, dragging Mello along with him.

I stood there, shocked, for what felt like ten minutes. It was probably only thirty seconds, but my conception of time is rather different than most people's when I'm surprised. "What… the… fuck… just… happened?" I asked myself. It was only my first day and all of this had already happened. "This is a madhouse." I muttered, falling backwards on my bed, the room spinning and then going black.