Stan and Kyle had engaged in a barrage of kisses, sucking the air out of each other's mouth. Kyle even got caught up in the moment and took off his shirt. Then Bebe peered around the seat corner and saw them making out!
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" Bebe squealed.
"Ew, two guys kissing, I'mgonna tell Clyde and Wendy, the most popular kids in school. And they're gonna ruin your lives, you groping gay perverts!"
Remarks like these erupted all over the bus. When Eric found out he climbed into the overhead bin to watch them and take pictures for future blackmail purposes. When everyone else exited the bus, Stan and Kyle didn't get the memo and stayed. When Mr. Mackey went on a sweep to find lost stuff, trash, etc, when he came upon Stan and Kyle he instinctively grabbed them apart by the ears. Fuck! Whether you're in 4th grade or 11th grade that still hurts! When he threw them to the merciless feet of Principal Victoria, she called their parents (dun-dun-dun!). The fountain of disbelief poured from Sheila Broflovski, without discretion.
"What, What, What!!!! You must be mistaken, my little bubbala, Kyle, would never, I repeat never do anything of that nature!" Sheila screamed in her semi-New Yorker, semi-Boston accent.
"Be that as it may Mrs. Broflovski, you little, oh what was that you called him. . . bub . . .boo-boo . . . "bubbala" was kissing a boy! Come to the school immediately!"
Meanwhile, in the principal's office Stan and Kyle were being interrogated and lectured simultaneously by Mr. Mackey it was a lot like this:
"Uh . . . I'm prescribing therapy uh – extensive therapy, Hm-kay, cause kissing those of the same gender is bad, it's bad, Hm-kay, then that leads to the HIV virus, Hm-kay, and then Hm-kay when you die of the HIV then, Hm-kay, you go to Hell, Hm-kay."
Author's Note
Ah, American stupidity regarding AIDS and gay/lesbian relations, so very ignorant. Anyway keep reading for Kyle's mom's bitching and later a special chapter with IKE oh yeah Kyle's Canadian adoptive brother, in 8th grade!! What will ensue later… crappy outro whatever R&R!! XD