I'm back! Yes and in less than a month! Hopefully it will be the same for the next chapter! (I hope) Enjoy!
A Few Months Later........
Rangiku had taken "The Test" and thankfully, to her, had passed. So she spent the night celebrating with Izuru and '69' guy with a little alcohol of course. It turns out that someone else had ended up with the problem that Rangiku thought she would be faced with. It was Keigo's sister, much to Keigo's chagrin. Keigo had found it out to be the future child of Ikkaku, and as the one-man riot ensued, his sister had quickly calmed him down with a swift kick to the groin, leaving Keigo helpless on the ground as his sister got compliments on how good of a mother she would be from their parents.
Keigo showed up to school looking like a ghost, but no one had seemed to notice, or care.
"Woah, you look weirder than usual Keigo so what's up?" asked an inquisitive Mizuiro.
"Just don't ask," said Keigo demonically.
"Why?"
"My sister is knocked up by Baldy!" Keigo couldn't keep it in any longer. He sobbed on Mizuiro's shoulder as he gave the details of the predicament. Mizuiro turned to the rest of the guys, where they were having an intelligent coversation.
"Chad, just admit it, we know you're a virgin, you don't have to lie," said Ichigo.
Chad responded with a noise.
"What's Keigo's problem?" Ichigo asked.
"Oh, it's nothing important," Mizuiro responded.
"My sister is a whore and she got knocked up with the baldy staying with us!" Keigo exclaimed.
"Oh, um, wow, that's pretty intense Keigo." Ichigo had an 'I don't know what to tell you' look on his face, "that sounds like it sucks."
Sobbing, Keigo says, "I call her fat everyday to make her feel miserable enough to get rid of the demon seed, but she just sicks her dog on me-yipe!" He jumped behind Ichigo as Ikkaku walked into the classroom with a serious face, as usual.
"Hide me!" Keigo yelped from behind Ichigo's back.
"You're hiding yourself, go hide behing Chad or something," Ichigo said as he started to make his way toward Ikkaku.
"Heard about the news, congratulations," Ichigo shook Ikkaku's hand.
"Really? Already? I wonder who could have let that news out?" He turned toward Keigo.
Keigo had responded with a gulp. At this point we go to another scene to watch one of Mayuri's security videos located throughout the Soul Society. It seems to depict Kenpachi playing dolls with Yachiru and we see Mayuri laughing in the background. Well, that's not very nice since we have reason to believe that Kenpachi has video of you smelling Unohana's panties. (*slap*) Haha, we lied, now back to the story...
Now, we see Keigo with a bruised face, dragging himself to his desk for security.
"But, yeah, thanks," said Ikkaku.
"It's actually not as bad as it seems," says Ichigo.
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'm sure you'll have no problem at all. Kaien is quiet most of the time so we rarely have a hard time."
"So are you guys going to have another any time soon?" asked Ikkaku.
"No, I don't think so," said Ichigo, "maybe in a few more years? Haha."
The teacher then walked into the classroom, instantly noticing Keigo's bruised face.
"What happened to you? Annoying people again?" Keigo simply nodded and passed out, hitting his face on the hard desk.
After class----The group's all together, with a Keigo sitting in the corner, like a dejected child. Poor Keigo.
Everyone's eating lunch in the usual spot, the "hangout". Suddenly, out of nowhere, everyone hears Keigo shout, "Fine! Then I'll have a baby too!" Everyone started laughing at this point.
"I don't think that you're allowed to reproduce," said Uryuu.
"Oh yeah? Watch me!"
"Keigo, you're being ridiculous," said Ichigo, "why would you do that to anyone? They'll suffer for life."
"You guys don't think that I'll make it, right? I'll prove you all wrong!" Keigo is ran down the stairs yelling "Have my baby!" to any girl that he saw. He ran into Michiru who instantly rejected him.
"I'm all for Orihime, you should know that by now."
After that encounter, Keigo ran for about 30 more seconds until he went back up to the roof.
"Didn't get very far did you?" said Ichigo.
"Shut up! Just you wait! I'll be a papa before you know it!"
The girls laughed in the background. "Please don't talk like that," said Rukia, "it doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth."
"Do you think it would sound better coming out of Mizuiro's mouth?"
"Speaking of him, where is Mizuiro anyways? We need him here to take care of you," said Ichigo.
"How the hell should I know?!" said Keigo.
"Hey! Don't get no attitude because you feel left out," snapped Ikkaku.
"Okay...." said Keigo, listening to Ikkaku for obvious reasons.
Somewhere far away was a vacationing Mizuiro. "Hm, my ears are burning. Is someone talking about me? Oh well, time for a tan," he said as he put on his lotion and glasses, "It's going to be a long time before I have to deal with Keigo again." Now, let's leave this lush paradise we call Hawai'i, and move on to a place that's much more soggier than that Hawai'i place, Karakura. Weather forecast? Rain.
So, it was a rainy day again and now it had become a Saturday so everyone was at home or under some sort of shelter. We take this setting to the boisterous Asano house, where Keigo has opened his mouth yet again. (It seems I have based this entire chapter on Keigo's woes, huh?)
"I said CLEAN!" yells the ever heavier sister of Keigo.
"You're not my mom so you can't tell me what to do!" yells Keigo.
"Oh really? You think I can't make you clean that? What if Ikkaku said he wanted to come over today."
"You're not gonna bully me!" shouted Keigo, who, after saying this, he looked around for any signs of Ikkaku.
"Wanna bet?"
"Alright I'll clean the damn mess, fat ass whore," he said under his breath.
"What did you say?" Ikkaku was standing in the doorway and had just heard what Keigo had said.
"No, wait," Keigo pleaded, "I didn't mean it I swear!"
We now take this scene back to the Soul Society where we see Mayuri trying on speedos, to hear the opinion of Nemu. She sits quietly while he shows off the next pair, imagining himself as a body builder? Let's look at something else. Oh look. I see someone in the kitchen. Oh it's Byakuya fixing himself a sandwich. You better be careful, you might get a gut. Oh. He's looking at me now well I better continue with the story then...
We now see Keigo once again bruised and following orders by cleaning. We can only assume that Keigo's ass was beaten severely. While Keigo cleans Ikkaku and --- sit on the couch together, Ikkaku lovingly stroking her belly.
"I'm so excited, I can't wait for this baby to be born!" said---
"Me too. Ichigo said it wouldn't that hard so I have confidence that we'll be great parents."
"Yeah right, buddy. You don't know what family you're in now," Keigo mumbled while he cleaned.
"What?" snapped Ikkaku.
"Yipe!"
Well, that's all I can think of today haha. Phew that was harder than I thought. I'll most likely base the next chapter on someone else, still thinking of the next victim, er, I mean story. Well, Tiny Tim's in the building so I gotta run! (Cuz I know he won't catch up to me anyway, hee hee)