This is my favorite chapter so far.

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~drakamalfoy

DRACO P.O.V.

Stupid Professor Love. Stupid Snape. Stupid Weasel-boy. Stupid Me. Stupid Me? STUPID ME? I'm not stupid. What? Am I going insane? I'm not insane. What? What am I talking about? Why am I saying this all out loud? Am i saying this out loud? I am insane. No, Draco your not. AH!!! Your talking about your self in third person Draco!NO! Not second person. I am crazy. I not supposed to be smart person. I am not a fucking Ravenclaw! Me is just Draco of Slytherin. Just me. I am going mad. No I'm not. I'm fine, perfectly fine. Are I. Crap improper grammar. Am I?, it should be. Wait a second, Am I? No I am not I am correcting my self on stupid pointless grammar issues.

Am I crazy? No just in love with myself. Myself and Hermione Granger. But do I really love Miss. Granger? YES!!! Of course i do she is my girlfriend. Do I love her? Sort of. I like her eyes. No they are to brown. A ugly brown like mud or coffee. I like brown thats more of a chocolate color. Like brownies. I like brownies. They taste nice. My mum made some from a muggle recipe once. It tasted sweet and I ate the whole batch. Mum yelled at me. I got a sugar rush. This is before I went to Hogwarts so my wizard powers went crazy.

It was funny. A bunch of fuzzy orange and blue toad-mice started crawling out of strange places. They were small They had the head of a mouse but the body of a toad. The entire thing was wart like and they had long scaly tails. They were covered in a soft orange fuzz that made them resemble a peach. The actual skin/scale/wart part was blue. A nice blue. Kinda dark but not navy blue. It was calming like a sunset.

I like sunsets. The sky is orange or purple, sort of like the toad-mice. The clouds look pinkish. Sometimes I sneak out of the castle to watch it. Last week I went out to look at it and Hermione fallowed me. She looked nice in the moonlight. It was a full moon that night. We stayed out all night. Most of the time kissing and holding each other. Giggling and gossiping. It was the most fun I had had in a long time. We were careful not to be to loud because the caretaker and his cat.

His cat is pretty. It is a dark tabby with nice eyes. They look like she knows that you are doing something bad. If She was a real girl then she would be a Slytherin. She is skinny and seems to disappear into the shadows. She is truly evil. Like me.

No, not me. Not anymore. Not since I drunk that sweet smelling liquid. My old theme song was 'When You're Evil' by Voltaire. I think I will sing it,

"When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same..."

"Uh Draco?"

"...I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the demon in your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need..."

"Draco?"

"...While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need..."

"Hello?"

"...I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily..."

"Back to Earth, Draco."

"...I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start..."

"Uh Draco can you hear me?"

"...And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need..."

"DRACO!!!"

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need"

"Are you dead?"

That song is so awesome. And now my new song.

"Draco?"

My new song, Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. I don't even know why I like it. It is stuck in my head and keeps repeating over and over.

"Draco?"

I hate it when songs are stuck in my head its always the most catchy line repeating. Three words repeating over and over again.

"I HATE THIS." I scream. Blocking my ears trying to get the stupid Miley Cyrus song out.

"Uh, Draco?" I turn my head slowly. Luna 'Loony' Lovegood is standing next to me.

"Yes, Loony." I smile creeps across my face slowly.

"Um Professor Snape wanted me to make sure that you went to Headmaster Dumbledore's Office." she mumbled looking at her feet. Was I singing out loud. She must have herd me. Damnit.

"I was going there." Her eyes widen, "What?"

"RUN DRACO THERE IS A SNUBBERLOFT ON YOUR EAR!!!"