Once again, I found myself in Eddy's garage, drawing up some ridiculous scam.
"How do I get myself into these things?" I mutter to myself, grabbing my ruler and jotting a few things down.
A large, cheap, wooden frame of a dinosaur's foot was standing in the garage, halfway covered with some kind of cement.
"Hurry it up, lumpy! We need more gravy!" Eddy, who was standing on top of the foot, called out the open window.
Ed burst through the wall, plaster chunks falling all over the place. He was carrying a large bathtub, full of gravy. He was laughing in a very non-intelligent way.
"Don't hurt yourself, Ed." I commented, glancing over to him. I took a quick look out the window.
Johnny had just picked up one of Rolf's chickens from the road. "Look, Plank! We caught another one!" He said happily.
Rolf began to chase him. "JOHNNY THE WOOD BOY! UNHAND ROLF'S FOWL!" He shouted.
Ed's expression changed. "Chicken?" He asked. He threw the bathtub in the air and made a beeline for the hole he made in the wall. "CHICKEN!" He ran outside.
"ED, NO!" Eddy and I chorused, but too late. The bathtub smashed into the dinosaur foot, causing everything to topple over. I managed to escape the garage with no injuries. Except my self esteem, of course.
Eddy blew his stack. He grabbed Ed by his shirt and started shouting. "CRAP, ED! YOU MORON! WE COULD OF BEEN SWIMMING IN JAWBREAKERS BY NOW, BUT-" He suddenly stopped.
"What is it, Eddy?" I asked, but soon figured out. Soft singing, coming from Sutton's house.
"She's a singer? Weirdo." Eddy said, listening. "BUT, I could make big bucks off this voice!" He added, and ran off in the direction of Sutton's house.
"Gravy!" Ed shouted, and chased after him.
I sighed. "Fellas, wait up!" I shouted, running after them. Curse my irritability. I thought.
We finally stopped at the large, blue house. The singing was coming from the highest window. A ladder lay on the ground. I knew where this was going.
Next thing I knew, I was on a ladder, peering into Sutton's window with Ed and Eddy.
"Quit shaking, sockhead. You're gonna knock us over." Eddy complained, straining himself to see through the window. Sutton was singing along to a Broadway style song, I believe from a musical titled "Avenue Q".
"When I was little, I thought I would be,
a big comedian on late night TV."
I raised an eyebrow. This was a strange song, but Sutton could sure sing.
Sutton turned around, looking like she was about to hit a note. Her eyes widened as she saw us in the window.
"Crap." Eddy muttered, trying to climb down. "Move it, lumpy!" He said, sounding alarmed, trying to climb down the ladder. Too late.
Sutton marched to her window, looking angry.
"SHE'S AN ALIEN! SHE'S GONNA EAT US, EDDY! SAVE US, DOUBLE D!" Ed shouted.
Sutton grabbed the ladder, and to my surprise, pushed it back. The three of us screamed as we plummeted towards Earth.
"Of all the new kids, we get the phsyco." I heard Eddy mutter, and then all three of us blacked out.
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