The next morning, Fiona was walking in the front room with a tired look on her face getting something to eat. While she was doing that, she saw Leah sitting up from lying on the couch.

"Uh, why are you sleeping on the couch?" Fiona wondered.

"Carley threw me out of the room after making a few remarks about Shrek in speedos," Leah said rubbing the back of her head.

"Shrek in speedos, huh?" Fiona said beginning to fantasize about her husband wearing a speedo causing the ogress to smile.

"Will you snap out of it?" Leah yelled making the ogress come back to reality.

"Sorry. But Shrek's just so damn-"

"I get it, I get it. Just don't space out every time about Shrek's new developed body," Leah yawned, "Speaking of that, where's Carley?"

"I saw her waking up and that's all I know."

"And where's Shrek?"

"Drying himself after taking a shower."

Then Leah began to think of her girlfriend's reaction yesterday about Shrek along with what she might do. "I'll, uh, be right back." She got up and ran upstairs to find where Carley peeping through the door of Shrek was changing out of his old clothes and into some new ones holding a camera in her hands?!

What the hell?!

"Hello Youtube," Carley muttered with a smile on her face.

"Carley!" Leah said making the adult jump in surprise and turn around to see Leah behind her, "What that are you do-?"

"Shhh!!" Carley covers Leah's mouth and points to where Shrek is changing. Making the nineteen year old's face turn red who moved Carley's hand from her mouth and whispered.

"What are you doing here?.....With a camera?!"

"Nothing," Carley whispered back hiding the camera behind her back.

"You're gonna post the video on youtube, aren't you?"

"......No."

"Then give me the camera."

"No."

"Give me the camera."

"Never!"

"Give it!" Leah grabs the camera from Carley who refused to let go, 'Man, she's stronger than I thought.'

"I'm gonna bite you if you don't let go," Carley warned Leah.

"You don't have the guts to bite-AHHH!" Leah yelled feeling Carley bite her on the arm, making both of the girls fight on the floor. Shrek wondered where that noise was coming from as took his head out of his window and saw Carley and Leah fighting over a camera. Hearing Shrek yell.

"Watch out for the stairs!" Hearing Leah and Carley yell, tumbling down the stairs to the bottom groaning in pain.

"Well, that looked painful," Shrek replied running down the stairs to see if Leah and Carley are okay.

"Are you guys okay?" Fiona wondered as Carley scrambled to get the camera as Fiona helped her and Leah up.

"Ha! Victory!" Carley exclaimed.

"Jerk," Leah muttered rubbing her now bleeding had, "You bit through the skin.."

"Serves you right for trying to take the camera from me," Carley said as Leah saw something that made her smile.

"In retrospect, you might want to turn around," Leah said.

"Why?" Leah points behind Carley making the twenty-one year old turn around to see Shrek wearing nothing but a towel wrapped his waist. That made Carley's face turn beat red, along with feeling blood squirting out of her nose before fainting.

Leah, Fiona, and Shrek saw this as Leah said, ".......Uh......medic?"


Carley opened her eyes and found herself looking up at the face of Ogre Child who had a tissue over Carley's nose.

"Ogre Child?" Carley muttered.

"Ah, you're awake," Ogre Child said with a smile on her face.

"What are you doing here?"

"Leah called me and told me what happened. So, I came here," Ogre Child explained as Carley sat up from laying on Ogre Child's lap.

"I understand that, but why do I feel so dizzy?"

"You had a massive nosebleed from seeing Shrek in a towel and fainted," Leah said wrapping a bandages around the hand Carley bit after disinfecting it.

"Oh. Sorry for biting you like that."

"I suppose I can forgive you. If you come over here and give me a kiss."

Carley lightly laughs, walks over to where her girlfriend was and gave her a kiss on the lips. Then they heard the sound of Jen arguing with Shrek about something.

"What's Jen arguing about?"

"He saw Shrek's muscles and became jealous. And they've been arguing for hours," Ogre Child said.

"And I say, a monkey can moe the lawn!" Jen yelled.

"What does that have to do with you being jealous of me being muscular?" Shrek yelled back.

"I have no idea! But what I do know is that I want to fight you!"

"Fight me for what?"

"To see who's stronger than the other person."

Shrek thought it was just a stupid idea to fight someone just because he's more muscular than Jen. But if it beats seeing how strong he is, then that's a different story.

"Okay," Shrek said.

"And another-wait. What?"

"I accept the challenge."

"You do?" Jen said.

"He does?" Leah, Carley, and Ogre Child said in confusion.

"Yeah. Since I have these muscles, I might as well put them to good use," Shrek said, "When do you want to fight, Jen?"

"Uh, how about tomorrow at noon!" Jen said.

"Okay, then I'll see you then."

"Well, uh, I'll you....then, and.......shut-up!" Jen walks away from the swamp with Ogre Child behind him.

"Is he like that?" Leah asked.

"Only when he's mad," Carley sighed.