XO sorry this took so long. . . I had the worst case or writer's block EVER!!! actually I had everything block. . . but yeah anyways. . . finally got this up, though in my opinion it's terrible XP not to mention that its the shortest XP yeah well R&R!
Chapter 4: Halloween Night
I looked up at the mansion as we walked up to it. It was gray and it looked like it was falling apart, which apparently it was. Hence why Kakuzu got it so cheap. It was kinda creepy looking, but I ignored this as our large group walked up to the front door. Pein had obviously heard us all, because he walked out of the house as we were standing on the large front porch. It was obviously how loud we were that had notified Pein of our arrival, and he looked at Fire and I expressionlessly for a moment, and I noticed that it had become silent.
"So you're the girls I've heard so much about" he said, his eyes flicking to Hidan and Deidara angrily as he finished speaking, which made Fire and I laugh.
"Yup" I answered confidently. I had a huge smile on my face, which was partially due to Deidara's arm around my waist, and partially from excitement for the night to come. Fire and I had our clothes and stuff in our backpacks for the night, and as we walked in we pretty much ditched them by the door for the night.
Fire and I dragged Hidan off to one of the large bathrooms to prepare him to be our decoration. The bathroom was completely white. Everything was white except for the various knives we had spread on the counter. Hidan looked at them and raised an eyebrow.
"Exactly what does being the 'decoration' include?" he asked, eyeing the biggest knife with interest.
"Well, we're gonna cut you up really bad and set you on the porch and give you a bowl of candy, and we get to watch as you scare the shit outta the little kids" I explained while I decided which weapon to use first.
"Oh ok" I laughed at this, as he sounded so ok with being cut up like that. Holding up two knives I turned to face him with an evil grin. Fire grabbed one too, but she didn't look as confident with it as I was. I don't think she really wanted to hurt Hidan.
"Ready?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. He nodded, and I stuck the knife into his right arm, dragging it down quickly. The albino hissed in pain and let out a stream of curses as I moved to the other arm, and blood dripped onto the floor of the bathroom.
Hidan now had wounds all over his chest (he had taken his shirt off) and arms, and a few on his face, but Fire wouldn't let me do too many there, so there were just a few light scratches that were only deep enough to draw blood. He was a bloody mess, and it was just about time for the little kids to come knocking. Deidara and Sasori had each carved a pumpkin and they stood on the front porch. Deidara's pumpkin had guess what!? A very detailed carved out explosion on it. And Sasori's had a scorpion. I was surprised it had taken us that long to get Hidan ready, but adding it with the quick tour of the house, and actually walking there, we had only spent an hour getting him ready. Our 'quick' tour had been about 45 minutes, but only because the damaged mansion was fucking huge.
Hidan sat on the front porch while everybody else sat on a balcony that was off to the side on the front of the house so that we had a perfect view of the porch, even though there was a roof over it. The angling was perfect, and it showed a lot of how fucking massive the house was. It was unseasonably warm that night. I'd say it was about 30 out, and this was after the sun had gone down. It was pretty odd, but I wasn't complaining. Half of the guys weren't even wearing shirts (including Deidara) as we sat on random black deck chairs along the edge of the balcony, waiting for the first bunch of little kids for Hidan to scare. I wasn't wearing my costume anymore, none of us were.
A bunch of little kids hurried down the sidewalk and up the huge driveway of the mansion, and we watched eagerly as the two boys and a girl walked up to Hidan with big grins.
"That's a really cool costume mister!" a little boy in a Spiderman costume said excitedly. The other boy was wearing a Batman costume, and the girl was dressed as a princess. Hidan raised an eyebrow, which was hardly visible from this distance.
"Who's wearing a fucking costume?" he asked, and the kids glanced at each other from his use of language. "This is real blood. See" he wiped some of the fresher blood off of him and then wiped it onto the Spiderman. The kids all screamed as Hidan shifted and some of his wounds were open a bit more and you could see inside of the wounds. The little kids ran to their parents who consoled their children, but obviously thought it was just some trick to scare people. All of us on the balcony tried to keep our laughter in, and all of them succeeded except me, and Deidara put a hand over my mouth to muffle the laughter.
That happened about eight more times before it got dark and the older kids started coming around. A pair of about twelve-year-old boys approached the porch, talking loudly. They were both dressed as the grim reaper. How original. One boy pointed at Hidan's chest excitedly.
"Whoa that's some really cool makeup!" he exclaimed. His friend nodded enthusiastically but the albino rolled his eyes.
"It's not makeup. . . look" he pulled a knife out of his pocket and stabbed himself right in the heart and grinned through the pain. Fire gasped as he did this, as did the two boys.
"Oh my god. . . " the first one said, backing away from Hidan slowly. I could see the horrified expression on his face clearly as blood seeped out around the knife, which made me laugh. Both of the boys turned and ran down the driveway screaming, despite their age. We all burst out laughing, unable to help ourselves. I fell over from laughing, though nobody else did of course. They all just laughed harder as Fire grabbed my arm and dragged me to my feet roughly.
There were about eighteen more groups of kids that came, though a lot of people avoided the dark mansion because of how creepy it looked. It was about 10 when we stopped, and Hidan got all stitched up by Kakuzu. We were all waiting on the driveway for Hidan and Kakuzu. . . and Fire who wouldn't leave her boyfriend through the process. We were all about to leave without the three when they came outside, Hidan pulling a shirt over his head. Pein, Konan, Itachi, Kakuzu, Sasori, and Zetsu were all staying home, so it was just Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Hidan, Fire and I who piled into the identical cars. In one black convertible Mustang was Deidara and I in the front, Tobi in the back. In the other car, was Hidan and Fire in the front, and Kisame in the back. Hidan and Deidara weren't the safest drivers, and we raced down the streets in the dark. Kisame, Deidara, Fire, Hidan and I were all yelling and screaming in exhilaration, and Tobi was screaming in fear of his senpai's restless driving.
The sound of sirens wailed behind us and Deidara cursed quietly. We all turned to see a police car following us quickly. A yell of "FUCKING FLOOR IT!!" from Hidan sent us all going as fast as the cars would go, anywhere but home. Leading the cops back to the mansion that the Akatsuki now inhibited wasn't a great plan. I wasn't planning on asking where the hell we were going as we sped down the streets, all of us silent. The police car sped up as well, and a second one joined it. My cell phone vibrated in my pocket and the sound of 'Original Prankster' reached my ears. From the song I knew instantly who it was. Flipping it open I could hear Hidan's muffled cursing from the other side.
"We're fucking screwed" I said into the phone.
"Thank you Captain fucking OBVIOUS!" Fire said sarcastically. "Hidan's headed to that path we came across last summer. . . the one that's the narrow road that we found out was hard to follow someone on". I could hear my best friend chuckle at the memory of the hot day last summer. We were bored, so we did something random. The story of our lives.
"Ok, good plan. We'll follow"
"Good. Bye"
"Bye". I closed my phone and turned to Deidara. "We're gonna head onto some roads in a forest place that are more like little paths and it's easy to lose someone there. Just follow them". Deidara nodded and concentrated on his driving. It was slightly terrifying being in a car driving away from the police like this, but it was also really exciting, and exhilarating as trees and houses whipped past us in a blur of shapes and lights. There weren't many people on the streets, which was a good thing, seeing as the two drivers were slightly insane without going as fast as the damn cars would drive. I glanced into the backseat to see Tobi staring out the back windshield at the two cop cars chasing us.
We got to the paths quickly, the police not far behind us. Deidara concentrated on the red lights on the back of the car in front of us as Hidan turned his high beams off, and the blonde followed suit, hoping to attract less attention from our pursuers. Following the twisting and turning roads at full speed was probably the most terrifying thing I've done in my life, especially with the sound of siren's echoing through my ears. The sirens faded as they lagged behind, and soon it was just background sound. 'Original Prankster' rang through the convertible again and I flipped open my phone.
"I think we lost them" I said with a slight laugh. Fire laughed as well.
"Thank god. We're gonna drive a bit more just to make sure, but we're slowing down so don't run into us" she said. I could tell by her tone that she was proud of the fact that we had all outrun the cops.
" 'Kay. Bye" I closed my phone again and turned to Deidara. "Slow down" I warned. I could see the brake lights on the other car and the blonde pressed the brakes as well. After a few minutes we hit a clearing and pulled over. The six of us got out of the cars, laughing in relief. Tobi seemed eager to be out of the car, and he chattered excitedly about how much fun that was. We hung out there for a bit before getting back in the cars and heading home.
We got back to the dark mansion at about midnight. After explaining our evening to everyone who had missed out, everyone turned in for the night. I spent the night in Deidara's room, and Fire in Hidan's. Each of the members had a large king sized bed in their rooms, so it was no problem for Deidara and I to share. I guessed that Fire and Hidan shared as well, but didn't spend much time thinking about it as I fell asleep.