On Planet Turo; the entire Galactic Federation council was looking at an alien who looked like a red version of Marvin the Martian.
The Grand Councilwoman entered the room.
"Read the charges." said the Councilwoman.
Captain Gantu looked at a piece of paper.
"Martin Martian is charged with selling weapons on the black market and for illegally creating a weapon without a permit." said Gantu.
He chuckled.
"It's good to have my job back." said Gantu.
"How do you plead?" said Councilwoman.
"Not guilty." the martian known as Martin said sounding like Beck Bennett, "The weapons I sell are within legal boundaries."
Gantu growled as his best friend Reuben aka Experiment 625 was with him making sandwiches.
"I don't trust him." said the Yellow Stitch, "Anyone want Grilled Cheese?"
Everyone cheered.
"We understand that you made a dangerous weapon which got stuck to a human girls spine." said Councilwoman.
"Created a weapon? I would never do such a thing that foolish without a lisence or permit." said Martin.
However; Lynn Jr and Sonic appeared on a hovering platform and Lynn turned her back to the Councilwoman before lifting the back of her shirt up partway, revealing the Red Rhino Beetle scarab.
Everyone gasped as Martin looked at the scarab.
"I've never seen that thing before in my life." said Martin.
"I get that this thing is evidence and that I just recently found out of it's origin, but do I really have to be here?" said Lynn.
"Yes you do. We want to know everything." said Reuben.
Lynn sighed.
"I'm just here because I'm her ride." said Sonic.
"What is that thing?" said Gantu.
Martin chuckled.
"I call it, the Red Mamba. It can turn anyone who has it into an armored warrior of sorts, capable of creating multiple weapons at once much like the Blue and Purple Scarabs." said Martin.
"Is it dangerous?" said Councilwoman.
"Only in the wrong hands." said Martin.
"And I'm the right hands for it." said Lynn.
Martin nodded and smiled.
"This is one of my greatest weapons ever." said Martin.
"Okay I've heard enough, place that dumbass weapons salesman and inventor in a prison cell." said Gantu.
The floating pad with Martin then fell downwards.
"And as for the defendants, they're free to go, and give each of them a fifty dollar gift card to Dairy Queen." said Councilwoman.
Everyone looked at her.
"The hedgehog's a great hero on Earth, if we imprison him or the girl, then we'll be in trouble with whoever watches over them." said Councilwoman.
Everyone nodded.
"Will you move our hoverpad out of the room so that we can get to the space bridge that's waiting for us outside?" said Sonic.
"After you join us for lunch." said Reuben.
Sonic sighed.
"Alright fine." said Sonic.
In a prisoner room; Martin was punching the wall non stop out of anger.
"Hey, no punching the walls." said a voice.
"Shut it." said Martin.
"Some of us are trying to sleep." said another voice.
"I SAID SHUT UP!" shouted the evil alien.
"SO QUIET DOWN!" shouted another voice.
"SHUT THE HELL UP OR I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU AND YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN!" shouted Martin.
"You wouldn't know how to kill anyone the way I do buster." said a voice.
Martin looked in another cell to see Swiss Army in a stereotypical prisoner outfit sitting on a bed.
"What do you know about killing?" said Martin.
"Swiss Army, interdimensional assassin." said Swiss Army.
Martin became shocked and gulped.
"Yeah most people and or aliens are surprised when I introduce myself like that." said Swiss Army, "Any questions?"
"Just one, what're you in here for?" said Martin.
"Jaywalking." said Swiss Army.
Martin just stared at Swiss Army.
"A prison sentance just for jaywalking?" said Martin.
"Oh, and I was hired for an attempt at the Grand Councilwoman's life." said Swiss Army.
Martin is shocked.
"Good lord even I wouldn't do that." said Martin, "Why would you try to kill someone?"
"Uh hello, I'm a contract interdimensional assassin, I don't care who my target is as long as I get paid up front." said Swiss Army, "See for yourself in this perfectly timed flashback."
Flashback
Swiss Army was in some type of bar full of aliens and sitting in a booth with an alien who looked like a green version of Agent Pleakly.
The alien showed a hologram of the Councilwoman to Swiss Army.
"The Grand Councilwoman, she ordered my son to live in exile on an asteroid just two weeks ago, I want you to kill her in any way you want. Fifty gold bricks as soon as I get a picture of her being dead." said the alien.
"I've got a better idea, you give me the payment upfront, and then I do her in." said Swiss Army.
The alien became mad.
"No, the money afterwards." said the alien.
Swiss Army is mad.
"MONEY NOW OR I'LL KILL YOU!" He shouted.
THe alien scoffed.
"Yeah right." said the alien.
However; he felt something on his groin and looked down to see Swiss Army's left hand shapped like a cannon aiming at him.
"I'm a pretty good aim from just one mile, want to see how good I am at point blank range?" said Swiss Army.
The alien became shocked and pulled out a suitcase before sliding it over to Swiss Army.
Swiss Army smirked.
"Good choice." said Swiss Army.
End Flashback
"I always keep my payment, even if I fail to kill my target." said Swiss Army, "Because my clients know that I could just kill them either way."
Martin was still shocked.
"I see." said Martin.
"Oh, and I'm busting out of here today with an outside source." said Swiss Army.
Martian is shocked.
"How?" said Martian.
An explosion happened that created a hole in Swiss Army's cell.
Slicer then appeared.
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Slicer sang.