In a clothing store; Sam was waiting outside a dressing room.
"Come on, you look fine." said Sam.
"No, I look terrible." Wart said from inside the dressing room.
"I won't know until you come out." said Sam.
"NOOOOO!" shouted Wart.
"Pretty please?" said Sam.
Wart sighed.
"Since you said please." said Wart.
He walked out of the dressing room dressed in a full body white with red polka dot jumpsuit.
Sam became shocked.
"You're right, that is terrible. Change into something else." said Sam.
Later; Wart was now dressed like Milo Murphy.
"Ew." said Sam.
"Yeah I was thinking that as well." said Wart.
Milo Murphy who walked out of another dressing room saw the outfit.
"I however love it, especially the sweater vest." said Milo.
Sam punched Milo.
Later; Wart was now dressed like He-Man.
"Okay, there's a little to much skin here." said Sam.
Wart looked down.
"The only thing that can complete this thing is a sword from Eternia." said Wart.
Later; he was now dressed like Sorcerer Mickey, but minus the hat.
"Now that's over doing it. If you have any magical powers or the hat, then you'll convince me." said Sam.
Wart nodded.
"I know." said Wart.
Later; he was dressed in a blue leather jacket, white shirt, blue jeans, red hiking boots, and green shades.
"This almost make me feel like Captain America." said Wart.
"It does." said Sam.
Wart did some thinking.
"Hold on." said Wart.
He took off the jacket and replaced it with a similar one, but with white stars on it, and the hiking boots with sandals.
Sam put her hands together to look like a portrait and looked through it at Wart.
"Perfect." said Sam.
Wart nodded.
"I was just thinking that." said Wart.
Later; the two walked out of the clothing store.
"We should do something about your tusks." said Sam.
Wart held a finger up and grabbed his tusks before pulling them out of his mouth, revealing that they were dentures.
"These tusks are actually false." said Wart.
Sam became shocked.
"Why do you have dentures?" said Sam.
"I crashed face first into the Batmobile once." said Wart.
Flashback
Wart was walking across a street when he saw something coming very fast.
He became confused.
"What the?" said Wart.
He was then hit by the Batmobile before crashing into a lampost with his tusks on the ground.
Then Barbara Gordon as Batgirl came out of the car and saw everything before becoming shocked.
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, oh shit." said Batgirl.
She looked around before picking up a piece of paper and writing stuff down on it.
She then set the note on the unconsious Wart, revealing that it said 'Flash did it' before getting into the car and driving off.
End Flashback
"I still don't know who hit me." said Wart.
Sam nodded.
"I see." said Sam.
Wart placed his dentures back in his mouth.
"Crazy huh?" He asked.
"Indeed." said Sam.
Later; Wart returned to his apartment.
The warthog sighed happily.
"This is the life." said Wart.
"Well look who's looking very peachy now." said Fishfins who was in the living room watching the Max Steel movie.
Wart walked into the living room.
"Thinking of maybe starting to spend more time with Sam?" said Fishfins.
"This is only happening until I can get Erika back." said Wart.
Fishfins chuckled.
"Dude, you still trying to knaw at that bone? It's over, in fact she was very controlling in the relationship." said Fishfins.
Wart became mad.
"You don't know what you're talking about." said Wart.
"Actually I do, in all the times I've seen her here she's had you make changes to yourself, even going so far as to having you watch Pickle and Peanut and even Speechless." said Fishfins.
"Those are great shows." said Wart.
"No they're not. Don't you get it, her influence is so strong that you're starting to agree to her every will even if you're not seeing her." said Fishfins.
He then thought of something.
"Also how are Speechless & Pickle and Peanut awesome?" He asked.
Wart did some thinking.
"Maybe it's the whole premise of those shows." said Wart.
Fishfins sighed before walking out of the apartment without Wart noticing.
"Could be the character development." said Wart.
At a Dairy Queen; Meek and Luna were looking at the menu.
"Okay, I'll take a Tripple Truffle Blizzard." said Meek.
"I'll have a Truffle Blizzard." said Luna.
"And what size?" said the worker.
"Medium." the two said at once.
The worker did work on the cash register.
"6.34." said the worker.
Meek placed some money on the counter.
The worker took the money and did work on the Blizzard's.
Luna smiled.
"What a good choice for eating." said Luna.
"Yeah I know, a Blizzard from Dairy Queen." said Meek.
The worker then introduced two Blizzards that were upside down before turning them right side up.
The two became confused as they grabbed their blizzards and walked off.
"Why do DQ workers always have to turn their Blizzards upside down when giving them to us?" said Luna.
"I honestly don't know." said Meek.
The two sat down at a booth.
"We need to talk." said a voice.
The two became confused.
"Fishfins?" said Luna.
Fishfins who was at a booth opposite of Meek and Luna with a Blizzard of his own had his back to the two.
"Let's just talk this way to keep a low profile, it seems much better this way." said Fishfins.
"You do realize that you're talking to a meerkat who unintentionally kept a low profile for four years right?" said Meek.
Luna stuck her tounge out.
"Yeah." said Luna.
Fishfins sighed.
"Okay fine, but I'm still talking this way." said Fishfins, "Anyways, I need you to check Erika Eggman out. Do a backround check."
Meek became confused.
"Why should I do that?" said Meek.
"Because ever since Wart started dating her, she's been changing him into something he's not." said Fishfins.
Luna scoffed.
"How bad can it be?" said Luna.
"He's convinced that he likes Speechless and Pickle and Peanut." said Fishfins.
Luna is shocked.
"THOSE ARE AWEFUL SHOWS! SHE SHOULD KNOW THAT!" shouted Luna.
"Oh she does now after seeing more of them." said Fishfins.
Meek became shocked.
"Wait a minute, you've seen more of here. Is her controlling personality the reason you didn't show up at Wart's sister's beach house?" said Meek.
"Well that, I'm a fresh water fish, sun'll just dry me up, and I don't get out much." said Fishfins.
Everyone nodded.
"Alright, I'll check on Erika, see if your story about her checks out." said Meek, "Just out of curiosity, how did you know where I was?"
Outside the Dairy Queen; Caddy in robot mode was checking out Slimovitz's car.
"So who might you be handsom?" said Caddy.
She jumped on top of the car and started humping it.
However; the car then exploded, shocking Caddy.
She walked on an empty parking spot and transformed into her motorcycle mode.
Slimovitz then appeared and became shocked.
"Damn hooligans." said Slimovitz.