In a Galactic Federation control room; the Grand Councilwoman entered the room angrily.
"WHERE ARE THEY!?" yelled Councilwoman.
"Area unknown." said an alien.
"I need all the info I can get on Swiss Army now." said Councilwoman.
"Right away ma'am." another alien said before doing some work.
The Grand Woman punched a wall angry and growled
"How could this have happened again." She asked.
The same alien stopped working.
"Got it." said the alien.
He pushed a button on his keyboard and an image of Swiss Army appeared on the screen.
"Swiss Army, AKA Jack Gardener, former soldier in the Mewni military, after an accident caused by one T W Barker he was fitted with cybernetic enhancments and became a contract assassin who'll kill anyone in any dimension for the right price. An interdimensional assassin if you will." said the alien.
"It also said he has many lives." said another alien.
"How many?" asked the Grand Council Woman.
"Almost a thousand." said another alien.
The woman alien sighed.
"I should have just studied what Thunderian's do when in heat." said Grand Council Woman.
Cutaway Gag
On New Thundera in the Thundercat's home; Lion-o, Tygra, Panthro, Wilykat, Lynx-O, and Bengali were in the meeting room as the spirit of Jaga entered.
"You were right to lock up Cheetara, Pumyra, and Wilykit Thundercats, they are under the spell of Estress." said Jaga.
"An evil spell?" Lion-o said before becoming mad, "Mumm-ra no doubt."
The other Thundercats sighed.
"It means they're in heat Lion-O." said Panthro.
"The door is to remain locked until the spell has passed." Jaga said before disappearing.
Lion-O sighed.
"Okay, just got to keep our minds off of it." Lion-O said before pulling out the Sword of Omens, "Better see what's on the old sword."
He then looked at the Eye of Thundera part of the sword.
"Eye of Thundera, give me sight beyond sight." said Lion-O.
The Eye of Thundera and Lion-O's eyes started glowing.
He then tried to fight his temptation.
"Don't do this Lion-O, put down the sowrd, turn away from the eye, put it-"Lion-O said before smiling, "Oh, that is so hot."
The other Thundercats noticed it.
"Lion-O, what're you looking at?" said Panthro.
Lion-O threw his sword away.
"Nothing, nothing, just checking on Mumm-Ra." said Lion-O.
"Yeah I really hope that's not true." said Panthro.
He motioned to the table which was now tipping over.
Lion-O sighed.
"You're right, I can't control myself." said Lion-O.
He sighed again.
"I just need some of it." said Lion-O.
"No one can control themselves, I'm doing it." said Lynx-O.
"Count me in." said Bengali.
"Me too." said Wilykat.
The Thundercats ran to the door, but the spirit of Jaga stopped them.
"Wait Thundercats, if you do this you'll just be animals. Mindlessly gratifying your impulses." said Jaga.
The other Thundercats thought of it.
"Yeah we're fine with that." said Tygra.
"Cool I was just checking, obviously, we're going in there." said Jaga.
The Lion nodded.
All the guy Thundercats ran into the room but became shocked by a disturbing sight.
The sight was Cheetara, Pumyra, and Wilykit in bed with Snarf and the four Thundercats in bed were smoking cigarretes.
"Sorry Thundercats, you'll have to do rock paper scissors for sloppy seconds, snarf, snarf." said Snarf.
"That's disgusting, we'll never lay with someone who was already laid with." said Lion-O.
The guy Thundercats looked at each other.
"We're playing rock paper scissors right?" said Wilykat.
"Oh yeah." all the guy cats said.
They all started playing rock paper scissors.
End Cutaway Gag
"Yeah that would have been better." said Grand Councilwoman.
She then sighed.
"I'm going to have to send someone to stop him." said Councilwoman.
Then Sonic and Lynn entered the room.
"You know if you're looking for someone to go after a contract killer, then me and Lynn will go after him." said Sonic.
The Councilwoman became confused.
"What're you still doing here?" said Councilwoman.
"625's Sandwiches are really good." said Sonic.
"Oh yeah." said Lynn.
"But still, we'll go after this Swiss Army person if you want us to." said Sonic.
"Have you ever tangled with him?" said Councilwoman.
The two roommates did some thinking.
"No we haven't, but we're friends with someone who has." said Lynn.
The Woman became confused.
"You expect me to send you, two beings who have never dealt with an assassin before to stop him from causing untold destruction?" said Councilwoman.
"Yeah pretty much. I mean how hard can dealing with Swiss Army be?" said Sonic.
Lynn Jr groaned and smacked Sonic.
"That cocky attitued is going to get you killed one day." said Lynn.
"And yet I'm still here." said Sonic.
"Found him, he and his group are on Planet Glassan." said an alien.
Grand Councilwoman sighed.
"We're going to have to destroy the planet with Swiss Army and his group on it." said Councilwoman.
"HOLD IT!" said a voice.
Then Snapper appeared in the room.
"Hold everything madam. Glassan is a protected planet." Snapper said before pulling out a poster of a human that looked like a glass figure, "We're still trying to find a way to restore the Glassianite race which I should remind you are extinct."
Everyone is shocked.
"Who's this guy?" said Sonic.
"I think he's the expert of this weird alien race and planet we were talking about." said Lynn.
Snapper chuckled.
"I don't know about expert." said Snapper.
He kept on chuckling but noticed everyone's serious expressions and stopped chuckling.
"Snapper Dile at your service." said Snapper.
Sonic smiled.
"Nice to meet you. I'm..." said Sonic.
"I know who you are Sonic. And let me tell you I hate you. I always hated you. Infact I wished Killjoy did kill you. Your band sucks and you are usgly." said Snapper. "I'm also glad Eggman turned your Uncle into a robot."
Sonic became confused.
"Do you even have the right Sonic?" said Sonic.
"I think so." said Snapper.
He pulled out a photo of the Archie COmic's Sonic and showed it to Sonic.
"You this guy?" said Snapper.
"Nope." said Sonic, "In fact, I don't even have a doe for a girlfriend or whatever that chick is."
Snapper groaned.
"Sorry my bad." said Snapper, "I seem to get my P's and Q's mixed up."
He then threw it away.
"But I still hate you." said Snapper. "If you think you're gonna come I will throw you in jail. And I don't care what anyone said."
He then heard a clicking sound and looked down to see that he was cuffed to Sonic.
"Did you just cuff me to yourself?" said Snapper.
"Team building." said Sonic, "The one way to get someone to see you in a good light."
Snapper tried to shake himself out of the cuffs but was unable to.
"Do you do this all the time?" said Snapper.
"No, he usually did it to his ankles, but it affected his speed and nullified his spin dash use." said Lynn.
Sonic then swallowed a key.
"I've got a spare in my room. So you better get used to being cuffed to a blue hedgehog from Mobius pal, because the only way I'll free you is if we start learning to work like a team." said Sonic.
Snapper grumbled to himself.
"Okay I found out who Swiss Army and Martin are working with. Someone named Slicer." said an alien.
"How good is smart phone service in here?" said Lynn.
On Earth; Shaggy and Scooby were in the mansion kitchen eating tons of food from the fridge.
Wart who was also there is shocked by that.
"That's disgusting." said Wart.
"What're you complaining about, you eat a ton of food all the time." said Shaggy.
"Reah." said Scooby.
"Yeah but I only eat vegan stuff." said Wart.
Scooby shook his head.
"A rittle bird told us rhat you are now seeing Runa's crush Sam." said Scooby.
Wart became shocked.
"Alright who told you, was it Fishfins? The whole story is that she's just helping me to get together with Erika again." said Wart.
Woodstock then appeared in the room and landed on Shaggy's shoulder.
"This is the little bird who told us." said Shaggy.
"That bird can't talk." said Wart.
Before Shaggy can say anything his phone started ringing.
"My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh..." his phone rang.
Everyone looked at shaggy.
"It's a good show and I saw all 7 Seasons." said Shaggy.
He pushed the talk icon on his phone and put it to his ear.
"Hello?" said Shaggy, "Uh huh, I'll be there."
He then hung up.
"I've got to go." said Shaggy.
He left the kitchen.
"Seriously, this whole Erika thing is dead, she's very controlling, I saw rhat when at the reach house." said Scooby, "I'd rut all bonds with her and just stick with Sam."
He then left the kitchen as Wart groaned.
"I could think of several reasons that won't work out. One, she is Luna's crush, two, I don't want to do anything to upset her or anyone else, three, I'll probably just do something to break her heart and she'll dump me because of it." said Wart.
