Jazz P.O.V:

We were heading to the skate park when we saw the fucking perv Mike dumbass Newton. God I can't believe I fucked him last night. I hope he doesn't remember I mean I was fucking shit faced.

"Hey baby, I never got your name sexy. Oh hey Jazz. Sorry I had to go attend to Jessica last night."

"Ugh Mike. First don't call my cousin baby orr sexy. And second I was shit faced so I didn't even want to fuck you. And lastly you were the worst lay of my fucking life."

"Awee Jazzy baby don't be like that. I'm sure I pleasured you more than Cullen Dickhead over here."

"Okay Newton. Do not call Jazz Jazzy or I will personally whoop your ass. Second don't fool yourself I could pleasure her more with my pinky then you could do with your whole body. So fuck off to Jessica Two Faced Bitch." Edward yelled.

"Ughh Come on Bella and Edward we have skating to do."

We started to walk away when Mike told Bella to call him.

"Fuck off Newton. This (she pointed to her body) is a no prick zone sorry. You also must be 9 inches to ride this ride." We laughed as we walked away talking about the classes.

"Okay so Free Period is the best cause most people just fuck each other in the Free Period dorm. It's socked with fruity condoms so it's pretty much a free for all." I told Bella. She looked like she was in heaven.

"Jazzy shouldn't you go make the reservations at Anchor Bleu for a bottle of grey goose and our table?"

"Oh shit I totally forgot. You guys go skate Imma go make the reservations. Oh Bella make sure you have something to go clubbing in. And and and meet me Alice, Rose, Emmett and Jasper at your dorm. Later sexy's!"

"Bye." They both screamed in unison.

I ran back to me and the boy's room and immediately call Anchor Bleu the hottest club in Paris. I called and remembered they only speak French… It's a good thing I was fluent French.

"Bonjour Bleu D'ancrage. Je voudrais faire une réservation pour sept et une bouteille d'oie grise s'il vous plaît. Bien dit merci. Bien. Merci si très beaucoup. Le nom du parti Jazzy Poo Voyant s'il vous plaît. Le merci vous voit très bientôt. Au revoir."(She said hello anchor bleu I wanted to make a reservation for seven under Jazzy Poo. and could we have a bottle of grey goose.)

After that talk with Anchor Blue I pulled out my phone to text Alice and Rose. Just in case they weren't together.

Guys meet me at your !

Bring the boys Bella and Edward is on the way.

-Jazz

After like five minutes everyone bust into the room. Rose's hair was fucked up. It looked like Alice's.

"Ummm looks like someone got laid." I ran over to Emmett and Jasper and gave them a fucking knuckle touch. Hooking up with my cousins on the first day they met them damn their hella good.

"Shut the fuck up Jazzy Poo." Emmett sang.

"Emmett if we weren't going out tonight I'd seriously kick your ass. No doubt."

"Whatever Jazzy."

"Okay guys seriously we need to get ready. I made the reservations under Jazzy Poo for seven and a bottle of grey goose is waiting for us."

"Hell Yeah. This is the best homecoming present ever. Thank you Jazz." Alice yelled and jumped in my arms.

"No problem Alice."

I went into me and the boy dorm room to get ready. Since it took me the longest to get ready I took a shower first. I then got out and decided to blow dry my hair instead of letting it air dry. Like I do when me and Edward take showers together.

"Jazzy what are you wearing?"Emmett yelled from the shower.

"You know that wedding dress type thing Marcia had from Rock Of Love Bus when they did the wedding vows?"

"Yeah why?"

"I'm wearing that dress and some black converse with my black chain my black snake bites and my black bell button ring that says badass Jazz. Oh and I cut the dress in half so it shows my lovely tattoo."

"Damn guys are going to be all over you. Eddie Poo is going to be fucking jealous."

Instead of telling Emmett to shut the fuck up Edward flushed the toilet causing the hot water in the shower to go freezing cold. We all burst out laughing except Emmett who was screaming fucking bloody murder. As I was straightening my hair I decided to turn on my Zune and play some Slipknot Before I Forget. Damn I love this fucking song.

Go!

Stapled shut, inside and outside world and I'm
Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home I'm
Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm catastrophic - not again
I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline
I'm wear like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene
catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections
I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle

Frey the stings
Through the sheathes
Hold your breath
listen!

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
BEFORE I FORGET THAT!

I stopped it there and turned on Mindless Self Indulgence Stupid MF

Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still following me?
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still, still
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still following me?
Is it simple enough for you and everybody to understand, anyone still, still

Should I talk slower like you're a retard
Should I talk slower like you're retarded

Yo they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb
They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

Get it? get it? get it? you just don't get it!
Get it? get it? get it? stupid motherfucker
You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfuc--ker
You stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfucker, you stupid motherfuck

I and Jasper started rocking out singing every single fucking word when the girls knocked on the door. I opened the door still singing when Bella jumped in my arms singing the lyrics to. We all jumped on the couch grinding into each other. Rose was wearing this amazing Red tank top and a black mini skirt with red snake bites and her bed tongue piercing along with her red belly button piercing that said Badass Rose. Alice had the same piercings but they were purple that matched her purple tank top and purple skirt. Bella look sexy in her blue tank top and blue skirt. I was the only one wearing al black, but I was okay with it. I was going to give some lucky French guy the lay of his life.

"Damn my cousins are sexy beast."I sang. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett were too busy drooling to say anything.

"Thanks you pretty damn sexy yourself Jazzy. Are we all ready?"

"Yep let's bounce."

We walked out and took 2 separate cars. Rose, Me, Alice, Jasper, and Emmett in one and Edward and Bella in the other. Of course I drove so the others could fucking make out the whole time. We got there and headed to the front of the line.

"Le parti de sept Jazzy Poo Voyant s'il vous plaît. Nous avons une réservation."(she said party of seven under jazzy poo)

We walked in and they were playing Girlicious Stupid Shit.

They say she off the meter
From the track to the beat
Oh yeah I'm vicious
So delicious
All the boys want to eat
Go ahead and hate me baby
Sa sa salty but sweet
I spin the bottle till tomorrow
There ain't no memory

Bring it up, burn it down
Throw it back, another round
Hey, I think I'm losin' control(uh, uh, uh)

Take it high, bring it low
Are your ready, here we go(hey)
'Cause even if the cops is coming
I ain't gonna stop

Let's do some stupid shit (yeah)
Let's get messy messy with it
Do Some stupid shit (yeah)
I know we're not supposed to
But the hell with it (yeah)
Let's get dirty dirty baby
Are you down with it? (yeah)
Well then lets go do some stupid shit

"Aw shit! This is my jam! Alice, Rose, Bella come dance on the bar with me." They immediately followed after me and we climbed on the bar singing the lyrics and grinding on each other.

I saw Edward head over to the Dj and he whispered something in his ear. Then my prayers were answered Tila Tequila Stripper Friends was blasting all around.

All my stripper friends
All my ex-boyfriends
We all want the same thing
We all want the same thing
Parties in the bar, reaching for the stars
We all want the same thing

Doesn't matter what you need to get you through your day
If you buy it, or just sell it or just give it away
It's the same at the end of the day
Doesn't matter if you pray or if you stop praying
Sounds are spinning in your head, and they just won't stop playin'
It's the same at the end of the day

All my stripper friends
All my ex-boyfriends
We all want the same thing
We all want the same thing
Parties in the bar, reaching for the stars
We all want the same thing
We all want the same thing

Doesn't matter if they care or if they don't care less
You got your finger on the trigger of your favourite black dress
It's okay at the end of the day
Doesn't matter if you're open or afraid to fall
All that matters is that you stay true to who you are
It's okay at the end of the day

All my stripper friends
All my ex-boyfriends
We all want the same thing
We all want the same thing
Parties in the bar, reaching for the stars
We all want the same thing
All my stripper friends
All my ex-boyfriends
We all want the same thing
We all want the same thing
Books in this small town, balla's all around
We all want the same thing

We all wanna live, we all wanna learn
How to love without getting burned
We want to be loved, are we good enough?
Yeah yeah

All my stripper friends
All my ex-boyfriends
We all want the same thing
We all want the same thing
Parties in the bar, reaching for the stars
We all want the same thing
All my stripper friends
All my ex-boyfriends
We all want the same thing
We all want the same thing
Parties in the bar, reaching for the stars
We all want the same thing

The song ended and Emmet and Jasper pulled Rose and Alice off the bar it was just me and Bella until Edward pulled us both down at the same time. I saw this really sexy French guy staring at me. I pulled out of Edwards reach and walked over to the guy and wrapped my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist and tongue fucked his mouth. As I pulled away I saw Edward glaring angrily at the sexy guy holding me up by my ass.

"Comment votre nom est sexy?"(he said what's your name sexy.)

"Je m'appelle Jazz. Quel est votre nom? Attendez parlez-vous l'anglais?"(she's saying my name is Jazz what's yours, and do you speak English.)

"C'est un si joli nom. Mon nom est Damien. Non désolé je ne parle l'anglais ma beauté."(He said what a sexy name, my name is Damien, and no I don't speak English my beauty.)

"N'être pas désolés. Votre charme provoquant le compense. Et je suis coulant dans le français en tout cas."(she said don't be sorry, your sexiness makes up for it. And I am fluent in French anyway.)

"N'être pas désolés. Votre charme provoquant le compense. Et je suis coulant dans le français en tout cas? (He asked her to go to his place and get to know each other.)

"Ummm sûr. mais laisse vont à mon endroit. Permettez-moi juste de dire à mes amis au revoir."(she said sure but lets go to my place. let me tell my friends good bye.)

I walked over to where my friends were making out.

"Edward give me the keys to my car. You guys have to take Edwards Volvo I'm bringing someone home with me. So Edward go sleep in the girls rooms and .."

"Jazzy I haven't been in my bed in two days come on now."

"You act like your going to mind sleeping in Bella's bed. You're going to be doing the same exact thing I'm going to be doing." And with that I walked off.

"Venez sur le Bébé allons baisent. Im allant vous donner le meilleur se trouvent de votre vie baisante."

"Bébé fichu. Je ne peux pas attendre pour baiser votre cerveau dehors."

After he talked dirty to me like that I jumped on him and tongue fucked him some more. Mmmmm tonight may just be the best lay of my life. Besides Edward of course. We got in my Vanquish (yes me and Bella have the same car.) and sped off to my dorm.