With Wart and Sam; the two were sitting at a bench eating food.
Wart was eating a vegan burrito while Sam was eating a taco.
"Who knew that there was a fast food resturant that sells ordinary and vegan styles of food." said Sam.
"I did." said Wart.
He took a bite out of his burrito as Monterey Jack who was in one of his cheese trances appeared.
"CHEESE!" yelled Monterey Jack.
He pulled out a chunk of cheese from Wart's burrito and ate it before gagging and spitting it out.
"CRIKEY, tastes like someone cranked off on me gums!" said Monterey.
Wart then flicked the mouse far away.
"Don't you just hate when someone tries to take food from you without knowing what it is?" said Wart.
"Yeah." said Sam.
Wart nodded.
"I once ate some processed meat not knowing where it came from." said Wart, "When I found out that it was actual meat that came from a cow, I was really shocked."
"Guessing that's what caused you to go vegan." said Sam.
"No, I am a source of bacon, ham, pork, any pig related meat. That's one reason I'm vegan, and yet I'm willing to resort to cannibalism. Like when I was in Mewni protecting the Butterfly's from being assassinated by Swiss Army." said Wart.
Sam is shocked by that.
"You've eating your own kind?" said Sam.
"The Butterfly's had a roasted boar for dinner, what else was I supposed to do?" said Wart.
Sam did some thinking.
"Good point." said Sam.
Wart shoved his burrito in his mouth.
"You know, call me crazy for thinking this, but if you weren't my best friends girlfriends crush and I wasn't in a complicated relationship, this whole thing could actually work out." said Wart.
Sam became confused.
"What brought this about?" said Sam.
"My roommate and some friends have been making some statements about the two of us spending time with each other for hours now, it's really gotten into my head." said Wart, "Can you imagine if we really were dating each other?"
Sam chuckled.
"Yeah, that would be very weird." said Sam.
The two laughed and just sat on the bench in silence for five seconds.
"We could try though, it'd be a bit weird, but a good experience." said Wart.
"True, would make for quite a good entrance for everyone else." said Sam.
Then Meek in his armor landed in front of the two, shocking them.
"Now there's a guy who can make a good entrance." said Wart.
Sam nodded.
"Yeah." said Sam.
Then Luna in her armor appeared before her helmet disappeared.
"Would someone mind telling me what the hell is going on?" said Luna.
"Uh...trying to help Wart get Erika back." said Sam.
"That relationships dead already. I checked her out, and all her past relationships ended because her previous boyfriends didn't like how they were being changed." said Meek.
Wart became confused.
"Say what now?" said Wart.
"That's right, Erika has been foring her previous hubby's to be different people." said Luna.
"It's like Kenan Thompson trying to make another version of himself by talking Jack Black into acting like him." said Meek, "But you don't see any of our friends changing who they are due to any of their hubbies lifestyles."
He then sighed.
"All I'm saying is that I want for you to be happy, just not with someone who'll make you unhappy." said Meek, "I ain't going to tell you who to see and who to dump."
"Erika wanted me to cut you out of my life." said Wart.
Everyone else became shocked.
"What?" said Luna.
"Yeah, Erika wanted Meek out of my life." said Wart.
"Definetly dump her then." said Meek.
Everyone looked at Meek
"Say what now?" said Sam.
"Yeah you should cut her out of your life then. If she wants nothing to do with me, then she has no part of your life." said Meek, "Having me around is a package deal."
Wart just stared at Meek and heard his phone vibrate before picking it up to see a text from Erika saying 'I'll be visiting for the weekend if you still want to spend some secret time with me.'
The warthog just stared at his friends before sighing.
He then texted back 'Sorry Erika, but if you want me to cut Meek out of my life, then we cant see each other again.'
An angry Erika appeared.
"YOU'RE DUMPING ME!?" yelled Erika.
Meek then picked the girl up by the stomach with only one hand.
"NO ONE TRIES TO CUT ME OUT OF MY BEST FRIENDS LIFE!" yelled Meek.
He then throws her into a water fountain shocking everyone.
"Oh come on, like none of you have ever seen me like this." said Meek.
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Fair enough." they said.
Erika poked her head out of the water and looked at Wart.
"Sorry, I had to tell him." said Wart, "Good friends never cut each other out of their lives."
Erika turned to Meek.
"If I find out that you're trying to pull that stunt on another one of my friends, I'll be back." said Meek, "And it'll be much worse."
Erika nodded in fear before running off.
Meek chuckled.
Wart sighed.
"Best thing that happens to me, and I end it on my own." said Wart, "I may never find anyone else ever again."
He then turned to Sam before turning back away.
"Yeah like that may ever happen." said Wart.