The next day in Wart's apartment; the warthog who had his tusk dentures out was sleeping in his bed when his Happy Cat alarm clock went from saying 5:59 to 6:00.
The clock started laughing.
"Happy Cat say time to wake up." said the clock.
The clock continued laughing.
"Such a shame that you're single again." said the Happy Cat alarm clock, "But do I give a shit?"
The clock resumed laughing.
Wart groaned and placed a pillow over the clock.
"OH COME ON!" shouted the clock.
Then a vibrating sound was heard and Wart woke up before opening his nightstand drawer and pulling out his phone to see a text from Sam saying 'Want to get breakfast?'
"Oh so you wake up for your phone and not your clock?" said the clock.
He texted back 'Give me half an hour, by the way, that statement I made of us possibly going out, should we actually do it? I mean Meek's already dating a bisexual.'
He then saw another text saying 'What kind of a question is that?'
Wart sighed.
"Well, can't blame a guy for trying." said Wart.
He texted back 'Alright, I'll meet you at your home.'
He put his phone away and got out of his bed in only a pair of boxer shorts and walked into the bathroom where Fishfins was sleeping in a water filled bath tub and his tusk dentures were in a glass of water.
"Why yes Queen of Pluto I will go out on a date with you and end my friendship with that Pig Wart." said a sleeping Fishfins.
Wart then smacked Fishfins across the face, waking him up.
"Who, what, where, when." said Fishfins.
"By the time you're done in there, I'll need to use it." said Wart.
Fishfins groaned before grabbing his headphones and dipping them in the water, filling them with water and put them on his head.
"I really need a new way to stay moist all the time." said Fishfins.
He got out of the tub and pulled the drain plug.
"By the way, where're you going this early in the morning?" said Fishfins.
Wart smiled.
"If you must know, I'm getting breakfast with Sam." said Wart.
"So you're having a date in the morning." said Fishfins.
Wart snorted.
"As if." said Wart.
"Dude, I don't leave the apartment that often and I'm living in your bath tub, I should know what a date is when I hear one." said Fishfins.
Wart raised an eye brow.
"You need to get out more." He said.
"I know." said Fishfins.
Wart pulled his dentures out of the cup before dumping the water out.
He then put some Polygrip denture past on the dentures before putting them in his mouth.
"There we go." said Wart, "Now beat it."
Fishfins walked out of the bathroom and pulled out a phone before sending a text to several friends saying 'Wart and Sam are definetly dating, no matter how many times they deny it'.
"I know what you're texting about, and it's not true." Wart said in the bathroom.
"Yes it is." said Fishfins.
"No it isn't." said Wart.
"Yes it is." said Fishfins.
"No it isn't." said Wart.
"No it isn't." said Fishfins.
"Yes it is." said Wart.
Fishfins sighed.
"Alright, so you're dating Luna's crush." said Fishfins.
Wart chuckled but realize he was tricked.
"Dammit." said Wart.
He then opened the door and punched Fishfins before closing the door.
"I still stand by my statement." said Fishfins.
With Martin, Sonic, and Lynn; the two were in an apartment in the same building as Wart's apartment.
"You sure I should be living on Earth?" said Martin.
Sonic and Lynn nodded.
"Of course. Now that you're a pardoned criminal, you'll be able to train me to perfectly master my red scarab. Teaching me every secret in this thing." said Lynn.
"And marry that fiancee of yours." said Sonic.
Martin chuckled.
"Yeah. But she won't be happy with this living arrangment I've got." said Martin.
"That's her problem." said Sonic.
"See you next week." said Lynn.
She and Sonic walked out of the apartment and saw Wart walking by.
"He's definetly dating your sister's crush." said Sonic.
"Amen." said Lynn.
The two roommates fist bumped each other.
