Disclaimer: Would I be writing this fanfiction if I were really Steph? NO! I would be out there, finishing Midnight Sun!

FWWBH (FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut): Hey one and all, and welcome to my new fanfiction! Where twilight characters try to win twenty dollars by answering as many questions as they possibly can in 20 seconds! First up… Edward Cullen!

EC (Edward Cullen): Hi.

FWWBH: Alight, Nice to see you Edward. I hope you're ready to play, because this isn't an easy game!

EC: You know I can already see the questions you're going to ask me?

FWWBH: (Mutters) Oh, I'm so stupid! Well, I'll just have to think of random ones on the spot then... (In normal voice) Regardless Edward, your time start NOW! What was the last thing you ate or drank?

EC: Mountain Lion, two hours ago. I was on a hunting trip with Jasper.

Scarves: You have a million fan girls, I'm not one of them though, my heart belongs to Jasper, anyway, how does it make you feel that millions of girls want to rape you?

EC: It's actually quite disturbing, especially when you can hear what they're thinking! Hey, STOP THINKING THAT!

Theevilcookiemonster: What is that strangest thought you have ever heard?

EC: Well, God does have an interesting mind… Just kidding!

Lolgirl607: Edward, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? No, just kidding, just kidding! My actual question is how would you describe the colour of your hair?

CullenBlackForever: Don't deny it Edward, your hair isn't bronze, its ORANGE! You're a WRANGA! Be proud.

Edward Fan girls: *growl* Bronze!

FWWBH: Blondes or brunettes?

EC: Brunettes, but I do have a thing for dark blondes… (A/N Ok, so Edward doesn't like dark blondes, but I couldn't resist, you see, I'M dark blonde!)

StefanLover12: Edward! You are my Favourite Vampire on Earth! Can you tell everybody, even Carlisle I said they are awesome! Mainly Carlisle cause he is the best ever!

EC: I'll be sure to pass on the message.

FWWBH: What's your favourite TV show?

EC: The Bold and the beautiful, Oh Rick! How could I live without you?

Jasper'sSoulMate: What am I thinking right now?

EC: Eww! I don't need to know that about you and Jasper!

FWWBH: If you had a dog, what would you name it?

EC: I already have a dog, it's called Jacob.

Sammy1224: for Edward: Have you ever considered making your own perfume line? If so, can I be the first to try them?

EC: That's actually a really good idea, I'd call it Sparkles for men.

FWWBH: Where is your least favourite place to holiday?

EC: Italy! Especially with what happened last time, you can see why it's not exactly my favourite place to visit. I also don't like vacationing anywhere without Bella! There's always the fear that she'll trip and kill herself while I'm gone.

FWWBH: What's the fastest speed you've gone in a car?

EC: Too Fast, I broke the speedometer.

FWWBH: If you had a son, what would you name him?

EC: Edward Jr, but I've always had a thing for Bob.

FWWBH: Bob?

EC: It's a family name, don't ask.

The Dawn Is Breaking: Will you bite my pillows, if you get the drift...?

EC: What? Who told you that! No…

The Dawn Is Breaking: Does Jacob have a flea collar?

EC: Not yet, but it's on my shopping list!

The Dawn Is Breaking: Will you take your shirt off? I think it would boost the ratings...

Fangirls: -chants- SHIRT OFF! SHIRT OFF! SHIRT OFF!

FWWBH: Can you do the splits?

EC: Yes

FWWBH: STOP THE CLOCK! Please demonstrate!

(Gracefully Edward stands up and does a perfect split, that shows off his physique PEFECTLY!)

FWWBH: Woah. (Slightly stunned) Uh… start the clock, finish this sentence, I like…

EC: Bella, My family, Reneesme, Mountain lion, my piano, this show, chocolate cake, nudist colonies, when people-

Ping

FWWBH: And your time is UP! Well, Edward, the question we have all been waiting for… who would you turn gay for?

EC: Well, uh… um… I've always had a thing for… (Mumbles something into FWWBH's ear)

FWWBH: Wow! Oh my GOODNESS! OK, that's… AMAZING! Edward Cullen, you have officially WON the twenty dollars, congratulations! Thanks so much for being here today, it was great speaking to you, so until next time, when we meet your charming wife Bella... Bye for now!

Oh, and can you sign my Team Edward poster, PLEASE?

I know what you're thinking… WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHO EDWARD WOULD TURN GAY FOR! I have one word for you people… REVIEW- and I'll tell you the answer! Don't forget to check out my other stories.

Hee hee, I'm so EVIL!

Oh and I'm willing to take questions that you want to ask characters, I'll even let YOU ask the questions in the story!

Love From (that is, if you review),

FWWBH (Fuzzy Wuzzy With Bad Haircut)