Disclaimer: Ok, you know I'm not Stephenie Meyer so can we please build a bridge and GET OVER IT? You know, before I start crying because I know Edward isn't really mine… (Sniffs) - Although, he did sign my team Edward poster…
FROM LAST CHAPTER: Because I'm feeling nice, I'll let you in on a little secret…
"EC: (Leans over and mumbles into FWWBH's ear) Well, I've always had a thing for Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter, I don't know why, he's just so… cute!"
So there you have it, it's a LITTLE obvious, but I thought it best to go safe on this one!
But, if you didn't QUITE get that, the guy who played Cedric Diggory in the movie Harry Potter (Robert Pattison) was also the guy who played… Edward in Twilight! So really, he has a thing for himself… hm… creepy
FWWBH: So, before we begin today, I want to thankyou all for the amazing response last time! And I am also VERY sorry that I didn't get time to relpy to all the reviews that I received, there were just so MANY and my fanfiction account and my e-mail aren't exactly cooperating, it's kinda like WWIII here! But it's always great to know your work is appreciated.
And just to let you know, we now have an audience! Yes that's right, and if you want, you can be in it too; all you have to do is review and tell me if you want to be here or give me a question that you want to ask a favourite twilight character!
Today on my fanfiction, we have a very special guest with an amazing power of blocking people out of her mind… Welcome Miss Isabella Swan!
BS: (Bella Swan): Just Bella.
FWWBH: Of course, so after seeing your husband go through this last week, are you nervous about playing?
BS: Only a little, more nervous about the dreaded last question…
FWWBH: Yeah, I would be to! But, as this show has a certain time limit, we'd best be starting. Ok, so, your time starts-
(Random audience member) SL12 (StefanLover12): Hellooooooooooo!
FWWBH: Yeah?
SL12: Well, I just wanted to get your attention to ask Bella something before you started with all the questions
FWWBH: Sure… go ahead.
SL12: (Turns to Bella)Can I have Edward?
BS: Um, No?
SL12: Oh, ok, just asking.
FWWBH: (Shoots SL12 evil look) He is MINE! But thanks for asking anyway. Ok, sorry for the interruption but your time starts… NOW! What is the most number of injuries you have had at one time?
BS: Um… 37? I think. We couldn't really count all of them…
FWWBH: The last person to make you cry?
BS: Emmett, when he told Alice she looked fat in a dress. What she did to him after that was HILARIOUS! It had me crying with laughter. Well, as much as I can cry…
FWWBH: What is your favourite pizza topping?
BS: Grizzly bear, mountain lion or sometimes elk
FWWBH: Favourite clothing brand?
BS: I have no idea; Alice dresses me up too much for me to notice, although anything comfortable is fine with me!
FWWBH: What CD's are you most embarrassed to have on you shelf?
BS: Well, a long time ago, we got some wiggles tapes for Nessie… but she never really got into them. So I started listening… and now… Oh, dammit, I JUST LOVE THE WIGGLES!
FWWBH: Who was the last person you talked to on a phone?
BS: My mom, I was trying to talk her out of going cliff diving, because we all know that's a bad idea!
FWWBH: What book are you reading?
BS: I am alternating between Wuthering heights and Romeo and Juliet. Although, now that I'm a vampire I can recall both stories clearly in my head!
FWWBH: What's your favourite zodiac sign?
BS: Gemini
FWWBH: Have you ever eaten a goldfish?
BS: Sadly, yes! But it isn't an experience I'd like to repeat… so slimy…
Ping
FWWBH: Bella, your time is UP! Are you happy with your answers?
BS: Yeah, most of them, I'm not sure I should have let the wiggles thing slip though; Emmett's going to have a field day.
FWWBH: But Bella, you still have to answer one more question, who would you turn gay for?
BS: Um… well, don't tell her but... (Mumbles into FWWBH's)
FWWBH: Hmm… Really? Well, that's an interesting twist, I never suspected HER! I thought you two… ah… I see… Well, thanks so much for being here today Bella, it's been great having you, any last words?
BS: I can't wait until Alice comes on next time?
I know, so I've done it again, right? Left you on a cliffy, without the name you so desperately wanted?
This is because I've decided that I'm not going to tell you who the characters will turn gay for unless I get a certain number of reviews. This means, that if I get 20 reviews (please), at the beginning of the next chapter I will tell you all who the person from the last chapter will turn gay for.
However, if I don't get enough reviews, you'll never know… Oh, and multiple reviews from one person don't count! Although, a review can be anything, from one word, to what you had for breakfast or ANYTHING!
But, it would be helpful if you did tell me what you thought of my story… Oh, and drop me a line if you want to be in the audience like StefanLover12!
Love (and plenty of cyber cookies)
FWWBH (FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut)