Disclaimer: Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is not mine, and twilight is goo- (d).
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FWWBH: But Bella, you still have to answer one more important question, who would you turn gay for?
BS (Bella Swan): Um… well, don't tell her but... I've always had a thing for Jane Volturri. She's so awesome! Ever since we went to Italy, well, I've had a little crush on her, AND her power is so cool! To bad she keeps snubbing me… I reckon with Lauren Mallory, we'd make a great Threesome!
FWWBH: Hmm… Really? Well, that's an interesting twist, I never suspected HER! I thought you two…
BS: Were Enemies? That was always a lie!
FWWBH: ah… I see… Well, thanks so much for… (See Previous Chapter for rest of Dialouge)
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Unexpected right? Well, I had to think of something outside the box, random almost, and this was the best I could think of! If you think about it, it explains a lot… Thanks for the reviews you awesome cookie eaters!
FWWBH: Hello, and welcome back! I'm updating a bit early this week in light of the Christmas season, as I won't be able to update after this for a while, hope you don't mind… And again, thanks so much for all the praise and comments that you gave in your reviews, it made me want to update so much faster (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
This week, some members of the audience will be asking some questions during the round of 20 bucks. They are the people who have cleared it with me, and provided questions to ask Alice that are not related to her leaving her husband so that he can be with you! (Although I find it admirable that you asked ladies… :)
For this round of torturous questions, we have a very hyper helper. Please welcome, Ms Alice Cullen! (Now larger audience, which includes Kacee, Dancingchickie and Emmett's Girl 47, starts clapping loudly).
AC (Alice Cullen): Hiya!
FWWBH: So Alice, what have you been doing so far today?
AC: Oh, nothing much, just a bit of shopping and stuff with Jasper, poor thing is EXHAUSTED! I really don't see why shopping tires him out so much, its not really that hard, and besides, he immortal so he should be able to handle it.
Kushina Uzumaki 92: Al-iiiiiiiiiiiiice, can't Jasper shop with me for a day instead?
MrsCullen28: No, he cant, cause he's with me! Isn't he Alice? Would you leave him so he and I could be happy?
FWWBH: Ladies, ladies, hey! If much more of this partner stealing happens, no audience, alright? I didn't know Jasper was this popular! So Alice, are you excited about our game?
AC: The game? Well, it doesn't bother me that much, and the sooner I've done this, the sooner I get to see the tortures that you have in store for the others. I must say, some questions you've thought of are ingenious!
FWWBH: Thanks! So on that note, let's begin! Your time starts… NOW! What is the single largest item in your house?
AC: Either Edward's head or Emmett
FWWBH: What word/phrase do you find really annoying?
AC: When people say "Are you really going to buy that?" The answer is always going to be YES.
Hikaru Hiitachin: (Hair Loving Audience Helper) How do you get your hair to do that little spike-style you got going there? It's so fabulous and cute! Got any tips?
AC: It comes naturally for me, but for you guys, lots of hair gel or a good hairdresser should be the key! A good hairstyle is ALWAYS important
FWWBH: How many times have you been in love?
AC: I'm in love with a different pair of shoes everyday, and one vampire of course!
FWWBH: Did you buy anything today?
AC: What kind of a stupid question is that?
FWWBH: If you could change your name what would you change it to?
AC: Princess Consuala Banana Hammock
The Young Authoress: (Shopping Crisis Audience Helper) What would you do if Wal-Mart was the only store around?
AC: Don't EVER joke about that! But I suppose I would have to make do, either that or make my own products…
FWWBH: Whats the strangest compliment you've ever received?
AC: "Your face is only as pretty as the t-shirt it's wearing", of course I was dazzling the guy who said it at the time, so the poor fellow had no idea what he was saying!
FWWBH: What's the first thing you notice in a person of the opposite gender?
AC: Their blood type… Just kidding! I don't really notice anything about them- I only have eyes for Jasper.
FWWBH: (Awww) Do you get scared of the dark?
AC: It's never dark for me because I have night vision- So, no, I don't get scared.
Lollyluvsya: (Vison-Girl Audience Helper)Strangest Vision you've ever had?
AC: A lot of my visions are strange because they don't always come true or are just random snippets of things. It would be really hard to choose the strangest- although, there are a lot of gross ones! I see every romantic moment that ever goes down between any of my brothers and sisters. I mean, I even see Carlisle and Esme! And not to mention when Mike Newton and Jessica Stanley went out a while back, talk about awkward… It's EXTREMELY gross.
And that should about finish my questions!
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FWWBH: Nice! Alice Cullen, your time is up!
AC: So now for the big question?
FWWBH: If you please! Who would you turn gay for?
AC: Well, you see, this wasn't difficult at all for me! I would turn gay for- oh, Jasper might be listening (Leans in to FWWBH's Ear and mumbles incoherently)
FWWBH: Ah, interesting, and VERY appropriate what with your hobby and all!
AC: So who's next? I can't tell if it'll be with Emmett or Jacob?
FWWBH: I don't know either, I suppose you'll have to wait and see!
Did anyone get my Friends reference? (Friends, as in the TV show)
You know the drill, 20 reviews please, that is if you want to know Alice's darkest secret? Please?
Could you please tell me who to have on next? I'm still undecided as I have good questions for BOTH characters!
And don't forget to have a Very Merry Christmas (or other celebration) and a Happy New Year!
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(Or Fireworks?)
Love (from me and future hubby Edward Cullen)
FWWBH (FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut)