(Flashback from last chapter, Thanks for all the Reviews BTW!)

FWWBH: (To Alice)- Who would you turn gay for?

AC: Well, you see, this wasn't difficult at all for me! I would turn gay for- oh, Jasper might be listening (Leans in to FWWBH's Ear and mumbles coherently)

I would turn gay for Coco Chanel! Can you imagine all the freebies? And getting all of her new line EARLY! Every woman's dream come true…

FWWBH: Ah, interesting, and VERY appropriate what with your hobby and all! (Etc...)

Disclaimer:

I think I'm running out of disclaimers… oh! Got one…

I own neither the time of day nor the book!

FWWBH: Salutations and leftover cyber Christmas cookies my friends, and welcome back to 20 bucks in 20 seconds! I hope you all had a brilliant Christmas and received LOTS of good presents and I'm sorry for not posting any sooner than this.

Today's special guest is different to our previous visitors, so, I'd like you to welcome none other than the one and only world's most annoying (yet somewhat sweet) werewolf, Jacob Black! (Audience, especially CullenBlackForever and AmethystEyes0, cheer loudly)

JB (Jacob Black): (while looking in mirror) I'm so hot.

FWWBH: (retching, gagging, heaving, etc.) Right… So Jacob, how are things going for you?

JB: Well, things are great! Apart for spending my days in the company of lowly stinking vampires, I get to be with Nessie, skip school and Rosalie recently got me my own litter box, so now that's solves a LOT of problems!

FWWBH: Hmm… well, while that is… very interesting? Um… we should begin. So Jacob Black, your time starts… NOW! What kind of dog do you have or want?

JB: Well, I'm a russet-furred werewolf, if that counts.

FWWBH: What's for dinner tonight?

JB: Everything!

FWWBH: What's something fun you did today?

JB: Taunted a leech

Destiny Kalince: Because your half dog, Have you ever drunk out of a toilet?

JB: Hey! That's not nice… although, I did drink out of a toilet once…

FWWBH: Do you think that you dating Renesmee is creepy and strange?

JB: What? NO! No way, I love that little girl.

FWWBH: What is something you need to go shopping for?

JB: Food

FWWBH: What is your favourite film?

JB: 101 or 102 Dalmatians.

FWWBH: Do you have any tan lines?

JB: Hell no! I'm all natural, baby.

stefanlover12: Will you ever leave Bella alone and get on with your life?

JB: NO! Bite me!

FWWBH: What annoys you the most?

JB: Paul. And Sam, Jared, Embry, Quil, Bloodsuckers, uh… and lack of food!

FWWBH: What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?

JB: Edward Cullen. Hahaha!

FWWBH: (While shooting him a dirty) Have you ever dressed up in women's clothing?

JB: Well, um… that's a difficult question to answer… specify women's clothing…

FWWBH: (Turns to Kisses of Chocolate, [who is now in charge of the timer] with evil grin) Stop the clock. Any item of clothing that is usually worn by a woman.

JB: Well… I did grow up with sisters… and… alright! You got me, it just feels so freeing! Next question?

FWWBH: (While cackling madly) Start the clock, Last time you were injured?

JB: –Mumbles- I got beat up by a vampire in battle. But in my defence, I was caught off guard! And I was protecting Leah.

FWWBH: Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?

JB: Embry, he threw a pineapple at my head just before I came on stage.

Ping

FWWBH: Thank Carlisle THAT'S over. Just one question remains though… Jacob Black, who would you turn straight for?

JB: Well I would- HEY! I am NOT gay!

FWWBH: In denial! Fine then- who would you turn gay for?

JB: THANKYOU! Ok so I would turn gay for (Mutters into FWWBH's ear)

FWWBH: (Starts laughing hysterically, as in REALLY hysterically. Cant get off the floor laughing, stomach in stiches hysterically violent.). You! Oh… MY… what the… ha ha ha! Oh uh! BAH ha ha ha ha ha!

Kisses of Chocolate: (Steps in for her insane boss) Thanks for coming today Jacob, you answers have been very… insightful. That's all for today folks! Lets all hope and pray that Fuzzy here get's better enough to tell you all what Jacob's answer was… that is, if you review!

Until Emmett… Hastalavista Baby!

Yes. It is that funny.

When I first thought of it I was incapacitated by laughter for at least ten minutes- my mother thought I had lost my mind! It was lucky I wasn't in a public place…

Same as always, 20 reviews or you don't get to hear my funny moment!

Do you think you could let me know who your favourite character is? It would really help me choose who to have next and which people to put in the chapter.

Love (Not in THAT way!)

FWWBH (Fuzzy Wuzzy With Bad Haircut)