Sorry it's taken so long to write this chapter. It half deleted itself so I had to start again.

Almost Forgot: Emmet cullen would turn gay for......(Drum roll)..... COACH CLAPP! I know WTH? But it does make twisted sense...

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NewVoice, RandomCullenFanGirl1901, CSIvHP11: JASPER! JASPER! EDWARD! JASPER!

FWWBH: (Walks out on stage with forlorn expression) I'm so sorry. I regret to inform you that Jasper Hale will not be coming on the sho-

ILoVeJaZz: WHAT!?

Theevilcookiemonster: Damn you!

MrsCullen28: No, Jazzy, no my baby! How, why?

FWWBH: Wow, overreaction much? Let me finish. I regret to inform you that Jasper Hale will not be coming on the show until about ten seconds from now because Sk8rChick2355 is refusing to let go of his arm.

3SmartGirl: Oh, right sorry.

FWWBH: She was lucky enough to win the allotted time with Jasper, and I do REALLY apologize to everyone who couldn't speak to Jasper before the show, and to let you know that I've tried to fit you all into this chapter to make up for it. Whether it's asking a random question or screaming I love you Jasper or asking him to marry you-

Jasper Whitlock Luver: I LOVE YOU JASPER, marry me?

FWWBH: Just like that. I tried my hardest to put you all in. But our friend Sk8rChick2355 just seemed so committed to Jasper it seemed wrong to give her the opportunity to waste her counselling money. No hard feelings?

JC (Jasper Cullen): Hey Girls, sorry I'm late. I had to fill in a restraining order.

(Annabelle-Cullen propmptly faints, xox-Smiley-xox starts screaming and beyblade-desire65 waves several large and very cool signs)

FWWBH: Wow, I never knew you were this popular.

JC: Well, Alice always said that I would grow in popularity-

MrsCullen28: Alice who?

FWWBH: (groan) Never mind. Because of the audience, it might just be best to get straight into things. Jasper, your time starts… NOW! Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?

JC: Yes, literally! Alice and Edward's special powers let BOTH of them do that!

EdwardCullenSupporter95: EDWARD!

Stefanlover12: Have you ever kissed somebody besides Alice on a bet dare or just for the heck of it?

JC: Yes, but only with her permission first.

STFNY: Have you ever played nasty pranks on Edward because of your special power?

JC: Edward isn't easy to play pranks on. He sees what I'm going to do through my thoughts and disregards any emotion he feels. But sometimes I catch him out; there are some emotions he CAN'T ignore, especially around Bella!

exactlymybrandofheroin1901: Who's Bella? You mean ME! Right, RIGHT?

FWWBH: Heh hem? What were you dong before you came on the show?

JC: I was hunting. It's still not easy to be around people for me, and I must say, you smell rather nice!

Destiny Kalince: Have you ever used your talents to "upgrade" your sex life or if, while losing a bet, have you had to "help" one of your brothers with their sex life?

JC: My sex life needs no upgrading! Ali and I are fine as it is. And Emmett and Rose need NO encouragement! Doing that for Carlisle and Esme would be weird- and Bella and Edward are fine now she's no longer human! So, no, not really.

FWWBH: How many times have you been married?

JC: Several! Alice, Rosalie and Esme love any chance to decorate. So in my many years I think I've married around 127 times, and that's if you don't count the couple of occasions we were married unofficially!

AmethystEyes0: Have you ever been unfaithful to Alice?

JC: NO! Not since after I met her, I would never do that to her.

(Audience Awwww's)

AmethystEyes0: Why on earth did you sending out enough lust to make Emmett kiss Edward?!

JC: Funny moment! Can you imagine two grown male vampires, making out so badly that they broke Esme's favourite vintage coffee table? Emmett basically pinned Edward to the floor!!! I did it simply for the fun of it. Although I was dead meat for three weeks after!

AmethystEyes0: Did you like the nudist colony?

JC: Umm… not so much. It was only for a few weeks and it was all a bit hippie at the time. It was all Tanya's fault. However, sometimes it wasn't that bad, like when-

Ping

FWWBH: (Turns to timers) Again with the twisting back?

Hymnophile: We checked the rules, and twisting is strictly against them!

Kisses of Chocolate: Seriously, we did? I was just stunned by his hotness again!

FWWBH: (rolls eyes) Ok, Jasper. Good answers!

JC: Hey thanks, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be!

FWWBH: So the final question?

JC: Ah yes, my answer is (leans and mumbles into FWWBH's ear).

FWWBH: Um… explanation!? What the heck do you mean by saying that you would turn gay for-

Sk8rChick2355: JASPER! You didn't let me finish speaking to you; I need to talk to Alice, to let her know that we're going to run off to Canada together!

JC: Gah! (To FWWBH) Sorry, it was a pleasure talking to you but I have to run, good luck with Rosalie! (Runs away at vampire speed)

S8C: Jazzy, WAIT! (Runs after him)

FWWBH: Well that was weird. Until next time!

Props to AmethystEyes0 who asked not

one but 3 fantastic questions this chapter, keep up the good work! This week, I'll be asking for 25 reviews instead of 20, so 5 more then usual. I hope that's ok! Rosalie next

Love (And Jacob Black- I seriously dont want him)

FWWBH (Fuzzy Wuzzy With Bad Haricut)