Happy Birthday to theevilcookiemonster for the 13th and Stefanlover 12 for the 14th!

FWWBH: Hi again y'all, and welcome back to another couch session with our favourite twilight characters!

Unfortunately, for you that is, you missed out on the 25 reviews I asked for. So no revelation on Rosalie today. BUT- If you ask nicely and give me a few extra reviews, I MIGHT consider putting the answer to the big question in the next chapter. However, it's a big BUT. (Don't kill me, you have only yourselves to blame.) But enough of the gloomy and distressing, its time to welcome the one and only Fashizzle Carlizzle, Carlisle Cullen!!!

CC: Hello.

(Angel of Apathy and Sammy1224 crash tackles Carlisle while several members of the audience cheer loudly!)

Mysterious Reviewer (aka Aone Morea): I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE you so much Carlisle! Marry me? Please, PLEASE!

FWWBH: Ladies! What happened in the nudist colony?

(I'm thinking of doing an outtake one shot of what happened in the nudist colony, the poll is on my profile to let me know if you want it or not!)

CC: I didn't go. Esme and I were on our 7th honeymoon at the time. That was just after I brought her the island. From what I heard though it was quite a riot. Ask Tanya, she's the one who started it all in the first place. She decided that we needed a holiday. Personally, I think she just wanted to see Edward nake-

(At the same time)

VirgIsMyBird: WOAH! Too much information! SkittleRocker: EDWARD I LOVE YOU!!!

Emmetts Girl 47: How do you buy an island? And WHY?

CC: I do have quite a few contacts, and with the right amount of cash, almost anything is possible! I brought the island for Esme to express how much I love her and to give us a place to be alone.

(Audience Awwww)

Volturi Girl: Have you ever danced on a table? And also, I think you rock.

CC: Thankyou! Uh, yes I have danced on a table. I suppose it's good for me to try new things, and it was a lot of fun!

Jasper Whitlock Luver: GO CARLISLE!

Ashleyisadork: Did you ever have an affair with Aro while in Italy? Did he ever make a move on you?

CC: What? I… don't think so. He has a wife you know? That would be really strange- and besides, he's not gay! Well, he doesn't appear to be…

EclipsingHarmony: Have you heard the theory about you being God? If so, how does this make you feel?

CC: Which theory?

FWWBH: Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and you created Edward, into a vampire, so God is you. That and if every one of us woke up and saw you we'd think you were God.

CC: Oh, yes, I have heard that. I must say it is very flattering, but not quite true, unfortunately I'm not God!

Lolgirl607: Has a nurse ever fainted when she saw you? And has anyone ever called you Dr McDreamy?

CC: Yes! The fainting actually happens a few times a day. It's actually quite scary. However the name has only happened a few times… very strange…

Flamepelt3377: When you first became a vampire, what was the craziest way you tried to kill yourself?

CC: I tried to do lots of things, none of which are appropriate for a T rated FanFic. I mainly just tried to starve myself.

CullenBlackForever: Do you ever play doctor and nurse with Esme?

CC: Umm… well… Again, not good for T rated FanFic!!

FWWBH: Whats the strangest or funniest injury that you've ever had to treat?

CC: The funniest injuries I get to treat are when people that are drunk come in! I once had a high profile judge swearing that he was an endangered bird and strutting around his hospital room like a chicken. It's a good thing Jasper wasn't there or he'd have made us all go crazy!

Darkangelpristess: JASPER! My love, my life, my soul mate!

AC (Alice Cullen): You wish! No seriously, you do, Edward can tell.

SkittleRocker: EDWARD! My love, my life, my soul mate!

FWWBH: Ok girls, break it up! Or were going to run out of time!

Hymnophile: We got a new timer, and it goes back now! Its ok, you have all the time you need!

FWWBH: Smart! But make sure you don't twist it back longer than an extra ten seconds, ok? Otherwise that defeats the purpose of the whole "twenty seconds" thing!

Kisses of Chocolate: Alright, but that means-

Ping

KoC: that the timer will run out now.

FWWBH: Oh. Well, we were done anyway! So Carlisle what we want to know now is-

black burning heart66: WHO WOULD YOU TURN GAY FOR!?

CC: Well, this actually fits in with a question you asked but… (Leaning and mumbling people!)

FWWBH: Woah! Hot! I could totally picture that! Thanks for your time. Esme's next, wish her luck from me, and I'll see her soon.

I know, I know, you all hate me now for not telling you who Rosalie would turn gay for. But no flames or I don't tell, and no, even if you ask me specifically to tell you, I can't. It's everyone or no one people!

Reviews again. I'm putting it back down to 20. And also, I count reviews by chapter. So even if you review every chapter, that will only mean you get 1 review on the tally count.

I'M CALLING EVERYONE WHO HAS MY STORY ON ALERT AND HASN'T REVIEWED YET, DO SO!

please?

HOWEVER doesn't matter if you're new to the story, anyone can ask questions. And even take a hint from SkittleRocker, bribery is accepted!!!! I always love hearing the crazy schemes and questions you come up with!

Love (With HEAPS of apologies)

FWWBH (Fuzzy Wuzzy With Bad Haircut)