A/N: Well, this is rather unexpected, I thought I would have this out after New Years. Ah well.
This is based off of a dream I had, where all the characters minus 2 were dogs and they had a frat party, but they were doing more things than frat games, shown here.
There was music, dancing, food, and a bunch of other stuff. Next chapter may be even more exciting, as it's karaoke night.
With no further ado, I introduce the first chapter of The Never Ending Frat Party.
"It's rather like an exercise camp," commented 3 as the dancing started. 4 nodded and slugged a soda.
The two sisters were dark gray, small dogs with pointed ears and hoods. They had had their fill of dancing, and they were ready to set on their first mission: gossip.
The song ended. 3 and 4 finished their sodas and saw a group disappear into one of the back rooms.
They sauntered up to 5. "What's going on?" asked 3, looking around. He shrugged. "Nothing really--AAAH, IS THAT CHOCOLATE?!"
And a hysterical 5 dived right into a pile of chocolate cupcakes.
3 and 4 raised eyebrows in unison.
Then another song struck up, and the others came out to dance again.
Say, Hey!
Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!)
The shame
The ones who died without a name
Hear the dogs howling out of key
To a hymn called "Faith and Misery" (Hey!)
And bleed, the company lost the war today
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protestor has crossed the line (Hey!)
To find, the money's on the other side
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!)
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
(Hey!)
(Say, Hey!)
"The representative from California has the floor"
Zieg Heil to the president gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass and
Kill all the fags that don't agree
Trials by fire, setting fire
Is not a way that's meant for me
Just cause, just cause, because we're outlaws yeah!
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
This is our lives on holiday
3 went to get another Mountain Dew as 4 headed towards the cookies.
4 grabbed a whole bunch and stuffed one in her mouth, then rejoined her sister.
"Let's go ask 5 again," said 3. "Mrmmgf, mrggmf" agreed 4.
So they strode over to 5, who was licking icing off his paws, and asked again, "How about now?"
He jabbed a finger towards the back. "You may want to check back there, we found 7's diary, and--"
"OMG, 7 has a diary??!!" they practically screamed, and raced toward the back room.
About half a minute later, 3 came running out holding it and yelling, "I'VE GOT IT, I'VE GOT IT!!"
4 raced out afterward and shouted, "Hurry, she's coming! Read it!"
An angry 7 followed them. "I'MGONNAKILLYOUIFYOUREADIT!!" she screamed, and chased them in a circle around the confused others.
3 opened up to a random page, and read, "Dear Diary, today was great, because I had a long conversation with--"
7 put on a burst of speed and launched her onto 3, knocking the book out of her hands. Then she pulled out a flamethrower from the wall and shot the diary. It burned up, and the fire extinguisher was used to put out the fire.
7 panted, then laughed maniacally. "NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! HA HA HA!"
4 ran over to 3 and asked, "What did it say?" 3 shrugged. "Didn't read that far."
The next song struck up.
I'm wearin'
Fur pajamas
I ride a
Hot Potata
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you
Here on this mountaintop
Woahoho
I got some wild, wild life
I got some news to tell ya
Woahoho
About some wild, wild life
Here comes the doctor in charge
Woahoho
She's gotsome wild, wild life
Ain't that the way you like it?
Ho, ha!
Living wild, wild life.
3 and 4 mimed singing into microphones.
I wrestle, with your conscience
You wrestle, with your partner
Sittin' on a window sill, but he
Spends time behind closed doors
Check out Mr. Businessman
Oh, ho ho
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
Oh, ho ho
He got some wild, wild life
Break it up when he opens the door
Whoahoho
He's doin' wild, wild life
I know that's the way you like it
Wo ho
Living wild, wild life
Peace of mind?
Piece of cake!
Thought control!
You get on board anytime you like
Like sittin' on pins and needles
Things fall apart, it's scientific
Sleeping on the interstate
Woah ho ah
Getting wild, wild life
Checkin' in, a checkin' out!
Uh, huh!
I got a wild, wild life
Spending all of my money and time
Oh, ho ho
Done too much wild, wild
We wanna go, where we go, where we go
Oh, ho ho!
I doing wild, wild
I know it, that's how we start
Uh, huh
Got some wild, wild life
Take a picture, here in the daylight
Oh, ho!
And it's a wild, wild life
You've grown so tall, you've grown so fast
Oh, ho ho
Wild, wild
I know that's the way you like it
Oh, ho!
Living wild wild wild wild, life.
The song ended with a flourish. 3 and 4 bowed to their imaginary audience. "Thank you, thank you, you're too kind! Oh, gosh, I've gone bright red!"
Then they looked around. All of the boys had disappeared, except for 5, who was still eating chocolate cupcakes.
"Where is everyone?" asked 4 to 5.
He bit his lip. "Please don't blame me for any of the following.
They nodded.
"Well, we were looking around for more Fanta, and we found a big case of something in the back, and--"
At that moment, 1 lurched out of the back room, walked up to 3, and said in an odd voice, "3, I've come to confess that I'm madly in love with you!"
Then he passed out on the floor.
3 blinked once, and then she screamed loudly. "AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH!" Then she fainted.
4 assumed this expression: -_-?
Next, 8 came out, muttering, "4:00 appointment at 4:00, 4:00 appointment at 4:00, assassin's creed--"
He fell over and started snoring.
Then came 6. He was just staring into space, then he muttered, "Family Guy's on at 9:00 on Sundays…"
He fell on his knees, then did a faceplant and didn't get up.
Finally, there was 9. He was singing a pirate song from Garfield's Halloween Adventure.
"60 men all lost at sea, all of them drunk except for me, twas I who had to face the storm, with nothing in sight to keep me warm, Yo! Ho! Yo! Ho! Over the raging sea we go, Yo! Ho! Yo! Ho! Wherever the four winds blow, hey!"
Then a bottle rolled out of his hand as he fell over backwards.
4 came over to pick it up. "Bud Light? Hey, that's the beer they've been advertising on the football games all week. I wonder how a case ended up in that storage room."
7 came out of another room, drinking a Sprite. "Wasn't me."
"Where were you, anyway?" asked 5. "I was changing the settings for my iPod. I had it on full shuffle, I only want one playlist."
"Why?" wondered 4.
She said a little too quickly, "No reason."
4 put up her hands. "Hey, we could care less about the music you listen to."
7 scratched her head. "What if I was a Celine Dion fan?"
4 mimed fainting.
7 rolled her eyes. "Don't worry, I'm not into that stuff. I would much rather listen to Skillet, or Linkin Park, or Three Days Grace."
There was a pause, and then 7 asked, "What if I liked listening to Jonas Brothers?"
4 mimed vomiting, fainting, and moving out of the state and changing her name.
How you mime that, I don't know.
7 grinned. "Yeah, me too."
The next first beats of the song struck up.
Maybe I've been the problem, maybe I'm the one to blame
But even when I turn it off and blame myself, the outcome feels the same
I've been thinkin' maybe I've been partly cloudy, maybe I'm the chance of rain
Maybe I'm overcast, and maybe all my lucks washed down the drain
I've been thinking 'bout everyone, everyone you look so lonely
But when I look at the stars,
When I look at the stars,
When I look at the stars I see someone else
When I look at the stars,
The stars, I feel like myself
Stars lookin' at our planet watching entropy and pain
And maybe start to wonder how the chaos in our lives could pass as sane
I've been thinking bout the meaning of resistance, of a hope beyond my own
And suddenly the infinite and penitent begin to look like home
I've been thinking bout everyone, everyone you look so empty
But when I look at the stars,
When I look at the stars,
When I look at the stars I see someone else
When I look at the stars,
The stars, I feel like myself
Everyone, everyone you feel so lonely
Everyone, yeah everyone you feel so empty
When I look at the stars,
When I look at the stars,
When I look at the stars I feel like myself
When I look at the stars, the stars
I see someone...
3 stirred. Then she remembered. "AUGH!" "It's okay, it's okay, 3!' said 4 quickly. "They were drunk."
3 paused. "Ohhh."
The others also awoke, rubbed their heads, and got up. Then 7 came running out of another room. "I have 9's journal!" She shouted gleefully.
9's eyes shot up. "AAAH, GIVE THAT BACK!"
He started chasing her, but she had already opened it, and she read, "Today there wasn't much, except I found myself grinning like an idiot after--"
WHAM!
9 had jumped in front of her, grabbed the journal, and then ran to the bathroom. Seconds later there was a FLUSH and 9 yelled, "HA!"
3 and 4 rolled their eyes. "How petty."
Then the next song began to play. Someone had turned up the volume, and it almost blasted them off their seats.
Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?
Always tease tease tease
(Siempre - coqetiando y enganyando)
You're happy when I'm on my knees
(Me arrodilla y estas feliz)
One day is fine, the next is black
(Un dias bien el otro negro)
So if you want me off your back
(Al rededar en tu espalda)
Well come on and let me know
(Me tienes que desir)
Should I stay or should I go?
(Me debo ir o que darme)
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
This indecision's bugging me
(Esta undecision me molesta)
If you don't want me, set me free
(Si no me quieres, librame)
Exactly whom I'm supposed to be
(Diga me que tengo ser)
Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
(Saves que robas me querda?)
Come on and let me know
(Me tienes que desir)
Should I cool it or should I blow?
(Me debo ir o quedarme?)
Should I stay or should I go now?
(Yo me frio o lo sophlo?)
If I go there will be trouble
(Si me voi - va ver peligro)
And if I stay it will be double
(Si me quedo es doble)
So you gotta let me know
(Me tienes que decir)
Should I stay or should I go?
(Yo me frio o lo sophlo?)
Everyone had decided to dance to that one, so now they were all cooling down in easy chairs.
Well…except for someone.
7 came in from a room holding a phone. "I'm ordering pizza. What do you guys want?"
"What is 'pizza'?" asked 1.
7 pointed her finger into the air and said in an trashy Italian accent: "Why, it ees ze one and-a only deeleecious human deesh!"
Then she returned to her normal voice. "It's a flat circle of bread, slathered in tomato sauce, and topped with melted cheese."
Everyone shrugged.
"Okay, I'll just order cheese." 7 turned back to the phone and punched in a number, waited for it to dial, then said, "I'll have a cheese pizza in the largest size you make, we're having a party."
She scribbled something down. "Okay, we'll be there in 15 minutes. Thank you."
She plopped down in a chair. "How are you going to get over there?" asked 5. She frowned. "I dunno, anyone know how to drive?"
Everyone shook their heads. 7 fingered some cash. "I'll just take a taxi, I guess. Or a bus."
A few minutes later, she headed out the door.
In the meantime, 6 got an idea. "Hey, guys, we should have a drinking contest."
Everyone stared at him.
He rolled his eyes. "With soda."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and 3 raised a paw. "I call being Diet Coke!"
"Regular Coke!" 8 claimed.
"7-Up!" shouted 6.
"Fanta!" said 4 gleefully.
"Dibs on Mountain Dew!" 9 yelled.
"I'll take root beer," said 5.
They all looked at 1. He sighed irritably. "Do I have to?"
"Yes," said 3 slyly, "Or we'll pass the photos around again."
His jaw dropped. "Not…the photos!"
4 nodded. "Yes, the photos. Now pick one."
"I'll have Dr. Pepper."
They had just found a bunch of shotglasses in the back when 7 returned, holding the pizza.
"Guys, I've got the grub! …guys, what the hell are you doing?"
"We're having a drinking contest with soda" 5 explained.
"Hence the 2-liter bottles everywhere," added 4.
"Oh. Well, let's dig in, we can have the contest afterwards."
Everyone cut a small piece and took a bite.
9 spoke first: "It's like heaven in my mouth…I WANT MORE!"
And he dove for more pizza. Unfortunately, everyone else did too.
"Ouch!" "Stop shoving!" "That one's mine!" "Hey, gimme!"
7 looked at the wild mess of dogs, scrabbling for the last two slices, screaming and shouting, kicking and punching, and said, "I'll go order some more pizza."
As the fight continued, a new song started playing.
Everybody here
Comes from somewhere
But they would just as soon forget
And disguise
At the summer camp where you volunteered
No one saw your face, no one saw your fear
If that apparition had just appeared
Took you up and away from this place and sheer humiliation
Of your teenage station
Nobody cares no one remembers and nobody cares
Yeah you cried and you cried
He's alive he's alive
Ah, you cried and you cried and you cried and you cried
If you call out safe then I'll stop right away
If the premise buckles and the ropes starts to shake
For the details mark
With the stories the same
You don't have to explain
You don't have to explain
Humiliation
Of your teenage station
Yeah you cried and you cried
He's alive he's alive
Ah, you cried and you cried and you cried
And you realized your fantasies are
Dressed up in travesties
Enjoy yourself with no regrets
Everybody here comes from somewhere
If they would just as soon forget,
And disguise
Yeah you cried and you cried
He's alive he's alive
Yeah, you cried and you cried and you cried and you cried
(Oh you cried and you cried)
(Oh you cried and you cried)
Now there's nothing dark and there's nothing weird
Don't be afraid I'll hold you near
From the séance where you first betrayed
An open heart on a darkened stage
It's celebration
Of your teenage station
Zen experience sweet delirious
Supernatural superserious
Inexperience sweet delirious
Supernatural superserious
Wow
"CONTEST TIME!" shouted 6.
Everyone gathered around the table. 7 had claimed Cream soda as her drink, and now they were ready to start.
9 stood up. "I'll start, who dares to challenge me?"
"I do!" said 3, smirking.
They faced each other at opposite ends of the table. 9 started; he poured Mountain Dew into a shotglass and downed it.
3 coolly poured some Diet Coke into one of her shotglasses and chugged it down.
This went on for a while, and another song started in the background.
Spring break comes around and there's no heroes to be found
There's something major going down on Tracy island (island)
Soon, 3 was out with a sugar headache and 9 was standing on top of the table yelling, "I AM THE GREATEST!!"
Weapons underground, keeping our planet safe and sound
If someone evils coming round they should be frightened (frightened)
Cause now the boys are back in town, no strings to hold them down (down)
The next challenger was 6, armed with 7-Up. He took first drink.
Don't be mad, please stop the hating
Just be glad that they'll be waiting,
Friends we have are ever changing
No, now the lid's about to blow, when the thunderbirds are go.
It took a while, but eventually, 6 took 9's place as king of the soda. 7 was next to fight against 6 with her
Kids are learning fast, they know the t-birds kick some ass
Be sure that there's no coming last cause you're on their side (their side)
It always looks so cool when spaceships come out of the pool
You no that you'd just be a fool to be a bad guy (bad guy)
7 crowed loudly as 6 passed out on the floor and clinked glasses with 4. Then came 8, but he was no match for 7. After only 25 seconds, he was down.
Cause now the boys are back in town no strings to hold them down (down)
7 narrowed her eyes. Her new enemy was 1. He rolled his eyes and muttered, "This is stupid, but I really like Dr. Pepper." 7 cocked her head questionably, and 4 whispered in her ear, "We blackmailed him." 7 nodded.
Don't be mad, please stop the hating
Just be glad that they'll be waiting
Friends we have are ever changing
No, now the lid's about to blow, when the thunderbirds are go.
1 didn't have a chance. 7 grinned nastily as she surveyed those who were open for challenge: 4 and 5. Undoubtedly, it was 4 who stepped up next.
Thunderbirds are go
They faced off, 7 downing her drink quickly and preparing another one. But 4 wasn't a weakling when it came to soda, especially Fanta.
Don't be mad, please stop the hating
Just be glad that they'll be waiting,
Friends we have are ever changing.
No, now the lid's about to blow, when the thunderbirds are go.
Glass after glass slammed onto the table, and the 2-liter bottles became empty. Both 7 and 4 hollered for more.
Thunderbirds are, Thunderbirds are go
Eventually, 7, incredibly red in the face, passed out on the floor. 4 was the new champ. Now 5 was the only one left.
Thunderbirds are, Thunderbirds are go
5 poured himself a glass and drank, slowly, as if to infuriate 4, but she was smarter than that. She drank hers just as slowly.
Thunderbirds are, Thunderbirds are go
Finally, 5 put up his hands and proclaimed that he couldn't handle another drop of soda. 4 was the winner.
Thunderbirds are, Thunderbirds are go.
"Good job, 4!" said 3, who had just recently woken up. Most of the others were still passed out, though 5 and 1 hadn't fainted.
4 grinned. "Thanks. God, I probably won't be able to drink another soda for the next few hours, at least.
After a bit, everyone woke up. 7 checked her watch. "Guys, it's 4:00 in the morning."
5 yawned. "Well, it's that time of night, I suppose."
3 raised an eyebrow. "To play video games in bed?"
5 grinned. "Yeah."
The others nodded. "Awesome, who wants to play co-op mode in MarioKart?"
"Ooh, me! Me!"
And everyone went to bed, preparing to sleep well past noon, for this was one party that would never, ever end.
A/N: God, that was long.
Songs played are (in order) Holiday by Green Day, Wild Wild Life by Talking Heads, Stars by Switchfoot, Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash, Supernatural Superserious by REM, and Thunderbirds are Go by Busted.
Most of the time, the character's opinions are my own.
Well, I hope you enjoyed that, reviews are lovee, until next time,
Skye/Mija/10