Roses are red, violets are blue, Esme would turn gay, for… Siobhan's SHOE! Or just Siobhan, They share a love of decorating.

HAPPY EARLY AUSTRALIA DAY! Aussie Aussie Aussie, OI OI OI!

Its a pretty long chapter this time, 5 pages! POLL, MY PROFILE, VOTE!

FWWBH: Today, we have not one, but 8 guests!!!! Please welcome to the set, The MAIN La Push Werewolves: Leah, Sam, Paul, Jared, Embry, Quil, Seth and, by unfortunate popular demand, Jacob!

TLPW (The La Push Werewolves): Hello, Hey, nice to be here, I hate you!

PimmyJalmer: (Tries to run on stage and kidnap Jacob, but is stopped by security)I love you my cuddly wuddly hunka hunka burning love!!!!!

Edwardluva: No WAY! Edward is SOOOOO much better.

FWWBH: Because there's so many of you today, we'll take it in turns to ask specific questions to specific people. There may also be a few questions for the ENTIRE pack to answer. So, if your ready- your time starts… NOW!

Jasper Whitlock Luver: Seth, Did you ever walk in on Leah and Sam when they were together? If yes, how'd you react?

Seth: Thankfully, no! Although they were very mushy in public… *shudders*

Krissy: Leah, Who do you hate the most out of everyone in the book?

Leah: The Volturi! I can't believe that they even THOUGHT of the idea of guard dogs, that's disgusting.

Krissy: Sam, who in the pack has the worst temper?

Sam: PAUL! Definitely.

Paul: *shaking* no, I, DON'T!

Mrs Cullen 28: Embry, do you have any idea who your father is?

Embry: Well, I'm not sure. It could be Quil Ateara, Sir Joshua Uley or Billy Black. Personally, having Jacob, Quil OR Sam as my half brother would be totally… disgusting!

Mrs Cullen 28: Seth, do you have feelings for Bella?

Seth: No way! Nothing more than friendship.

EclipsingHarmony: For the pack: Truthfully, how bad does Leah's PMS get?

Leah: -growls- Don't even think about answering boys, unless you want to wake up one morning missing your favourite chew toy.

EclipsingHarmony: Sam, What is it about you that makes you a chick magnet? *wink*

Sam: I… uh… well, I mean… no comment?

Jared: Oh it's just his smashing personality and great looks, all combined with the fact he turns into a GIANT DOG!

Jacob: -in girl voice- Oh yeah, he's like, totally HAWT!

Theevilcookiemonster: SETHY-POO! (Manages to dive past security and kiss Seth on the cheek as well as stroke his chest before being dragged off.) Oh, and Leah, you are awesome as wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…

CullenBlackForever: OH MY CARLISE! (Dives past distracted security and manages to kiss a surprised Seth full on the lips while stroking his chest) How could you? MY Seth, MINE!

Theevilcookiemonster: *Growls*

SkittleRocker: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! Oh, and Hi guys, love the whole werewolf thing, it's so cool that-

FWWBH: GIRLS! And SECURITY!!!! I swear… No bitch fights…

Lollyluvsya: Leah, what do you think of Renesmee?

Leah: As long as she's no threat, she's fine with me. Not that I'm her biggest fan.

FWWBH: For each of you, what's the best part about being a werewolf?

Jared: Kim

Sam: Emily

Quil: Claire.

Seth: It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. Not to MENTION all the screaming Fan girls!!!

Embry: If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

Leah: The speed and strength.

Jacob: Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.

Hikaru Hiitachin: Quil, was it difficult for you to accept that you were a werewolf (shape shifter) when you first changed?

Quil: No way! It was great. I was included and got to be back with all my friends again. Not to mention all the cool powers that go with changing, like the super speed and excellent hearing!

Hikaru Hiitachin: Leah, did you have any issues with the fact that you would see the others naked between changes and getting clothes?

Leah: Well, it's not like there was much to see!!!

Hikaru Hiitachin: For the whole pack, would you have wanted to go to the nudist colony if only to see Edward's face when men started messing with him?

Jacob: WHAT? Edward nude? HAWT! Any pictures?

Entire Pack: …

Audience: …

Time Keepers: …

FWWBH: …

Jacob: I mean, gross, what the hell? *shifty eyes*

Stefanlover12: First is for Sam, How did you feel when Jacob broke off from the original La Push pack?

Sam: To be honest, a bit peeved. But after I got used to the fact it was great not having to put up with Jake anymore! He's REALLY annoying.

Stefanlover12: Second for Quil, I know you love her but has Claire ever done anything to make you peeved?

Quil: No! I love Claire just the way she is. Besides, most things she does are just cute!

Stefanlover12: Third for Embry, if you don't imprint soon will you go out with my best friend Emily?

Embry: Uh, sure? Is she cute?

Stefanlover12: And FinallyJacob, at the beginning in Breaking Dawn you seemed like such a jerk but yet when you saw Bella you mellowed a bit. How did that happen?

Jacob: Well, it was hard to feel angry at Bella, and be upset when she was so sick. It's not right to scream at a dying woman. Also, Nessie made me feel like I needed to be near Bella- even before she was born!

Lolgirl607: Seth,What's having Leah as a sister like?

Seth: Terribl-

Leah: *Growls*

FWWBH: Jared, what's your favourite dog joke?

Jared: How can you tell if you have a stupid dog? He chases parked cars!!! The funny thing is, Jacob, Embry and Quil ALL have fixations with cars and often spend hours looking at parked ones… so…

Emmetts Girl 47: Leah, How does it feel to be the only female werewolf, and is it awkward to change in front of the pack?

Leah: It's so gross changing, but its worse when they think about it after… I suppose I've gotten used to the whole female werewolf thing now, its good to be representing your gender!

Emmetts Girl 47: Quil, How is Claire doing and how do her parents feel about you and her?

Quil: Claire is doing fine. My parents don't really mind. They're from the tribe and they get the whole imprinting werewolf thing. They're just happy that I'm happy.

Sammy1224: Leah, why don't you just take PMS meds and save every one the trouble of dealing with you?

Pack: *Laughs*

Leah: Cause I don't have PMS?

Mrsjaperhale: I have a question for Leah, Have you ever thought that maybe you might be lesbian (no offence to anyone who is) because if you think about it, it makes sense. You're the only girl werewolf and you haven't imprinted on any guy!

Leah: *Shoots Dirty* No, that will not happen, I feel in love with a guy, remember?

Pack: (Muffling laughter behind hands, well, it was a good question!)

FWWBH: What do you think would be an ideal job for any of you?

Sam: I'm not sure.

RH (Rosalie Hale): I HAVE ONE! You know when people say dog food has a new and improved taste? You can be the one who tests it and tells all your pals how GREAT it is!!!

Leah: Why you little-

Ping

FWWBH: -So! Renesmee's up next! Review to know who each member of the pack would turn gay for. I'll ask them later… because… uh… we've run out of time! Bye! (Runs for the door as to not get caught in the vampire/werewolf/fan girl bitch fight)

No, seriously, who tests dog food when they say it has a new, improved taste?? Sorry about all the dog jokes, I couldn't help myself, and besides, it made it a funny chapter, i'm pleased with the way this one turned out!

Please review, you know I'll update sooner the more you do! I have like, 100 preople on alert and only 15 faithful reviewers!!!!!!

Oh and if you want, I can put you in the fight, and give you really cool injuries (from the fighting) next chapter!!!!!!!!

BTW: All questions accepted, even the CRAZIEST ones!

Love (and Bitch fights)

FWWBH (FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut)