This is seven year old, fully mature Nessie, not baby Nessie.

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FWWBH: Before we start today, I'd just like to say guys, I can't believe you all got into a bitch fight. I mean, REALLY! Its so immature! I'll expect excellent behaviour from you today girls, NO fighting!

Krissy: HEY! It's not our fault! I'm usually not a violent person, but that's different when it comes to MY sexalicious Edward and his fellow sexalicious vampires in all their sexaliciousness!!!

KrIsTeN-CuLlEn-45: MY EDWARD, MINE!

FWWBH: Today's guest is the little girl who stole our hearts in Breaking Dawn, Please welcome to the new couch -as the last one was burned down- (shoots ashleyisadork an evil look), Renesmee!

(Adoring fans cheer as Nessie skips out on stage)

Pip31319: WE LOVE YOU RENESMEE!

RC (Renesmee Cullen): Hey! Just Nessie's fine though.

FWWBH: Ok, so Nessie, how have you been? You've grown so much since we last saw you!

NC: Things have been great, I recently started going to school and Jake and I have been having a great time messing with all the kids there! Things are also great at home; I love all my family so much!

FWWBH: Are you nervous about any of today's questions?

NC: A little, but I hope you'll go easy on me!

FWWBH: Hmmm… maybe! Anyway, I hope your ready, because your time starts… NOW!

Stefanlover12: Are you happy with being part human and part vampire and having a werewolf imprint on you?

NC: I couldn't imagine life any other way. I'm blissfully happy and I have everything I need.

Stefanlover12: Can you visit me once? I really love you because you are soooo adorable!

NC: Well, I'll certainly try!

Krissy: What do you hear from your parents' bedroom at night?

NC: I try not to think about it, I usually sleep in the house with Jake if it gets too bad.

Krissy: Do you ever think about what could happen between you and Jacob when you get older?

NC: Hmm… sometimes, but don't tell my dad! He'd freak out.

Destiny Kalince: Have you ever asked Edward and Bella if you could keep Jacob as a pet and begged them to let him stay?

NC: Hahaha! No, but it's a good idea! I should try that sometime, I wonder what they would say? Probably no!

The Dawn Is Breaking: Do you know anything about 'the birds and the bees'?

NC: Yes, I watched Titanic by accident when I was little and my parents really had no choice but to tell me what was happening. Also, its part of the school curriculum to learn about all that stuff.

The Dawn Is Breaking: Do you think you look like Robert Pattinson's and Kirsten Stewart's baby?

NC: God no! That would be horrifying…

The Dawn Is Breaking: Do you think American/Australian Idol is overrated?

NC: Of course! American Idol was created to dumb down the American public and turn them into mindless zombies. Watching one full season of the show is known to reduce a person's IQ by about 14%! Besides most of constants can't even sing.

The Dawn Is Breaking: Can you kill Miley Cyrus for me? Or at least the Jonas Brothers?

NC: I would LOVE to kill them for you; it would really make my day! But, in the interest of staying inconspicuous, I'm afraid I really can't, such a shame. Although, if I'm really careful it might just be worth it…

Dancing Chickie: What is the most mean thing you have ever wanted to say to Alice or Rosalie while they were dressing you?

NC: I love both my aunties very much, I would never say anything mean to them… and I think they're watching now so I don't want to hurt their feelings!

Mrsjaperhale: Nessie, how do you feel about your parents' story starting from when your mom first moved to Forks?

NC: I think that it's really interesting, although I haven't really heard the entire story… only bits and pieces.

Mrsjaperhale:How do you feel about Jacob originally hating you and wanting to kill you?

NC: Its kind of strange, but I know he was upset and that he would never really do anything to hurt me now. I mean how would you feel if someone had just killed your best friend?

Lolgirl607: Renesmee, how's it like knowing that Jacob is freakishly in love with you and you're both going to get married soon but at the same time he kissed your mom (Bella) before full on the lips because he threatened to kill himself if your mom didn't kiss him?

NC: I was really upset when I first found out. I slapped Jake in the face and I was so hurt and angry. But I realised that that was all in the past and that there was nothing I could do to change it. My mum and dad are both hopelessly in love, and I love Jacob so much too, as he loves me. Oh, and were not engaged yet, I think he's scared of proposing to an eight year old! (A/N is this answer ok? It was hard for me to write, it took ages to get it to sound ok!)

Emmett's Girl 47: Is it ever awkward being in school with your parents?

NC: Very! Especially when there all mushy around each other! Gross. But I have lots of friends and Jake in most of my classes, so it kind of evens things out a bit.

AmethystEyes0: What were you thinking when you first saw Jacob?

NC: It's hard to remember, everything's a little fuzzy. All I really know is that he's always been there for me throughout my life, he's just Jacob, and he's mine

(Audience Awwww's)

AmethystEyes0: Is Edward way too overprotective?

NC: DEFINITLEY! I can't go on sleepovers, or shopping with my friends, he wont leave Jacob and I alone together in a room, I'm not allowed to drive or do anything REMOTLEY fun.

FWWBH: What was the last song you listened to?

NC: Supermassive Black Hole by Muse! It's an awesome song, and it always makes me want to get up and do an air guitar solo or play… I don't know… baseball? (A/N lol, get it?)

AmethystEyes0: Do you have any human friends?

NC: Yeah! Apparently I'm really loveable! I get along with everyone in my grade and I have lots of really amazing friends.

AmethystEyes0: Do you like shopping and how often does Alice take you shopping?

NC: Shopping is not my favourite activity, but I don't mind it so much! Its actually pretty fun when I go with my mum, we always spend ages at the book store. I used to mature fast, so Alice would make me shop a LOT, around once every two days or so! It's so much better now that I've stopped growing; Alice only makes me go once a week.

AmethystEyes0: How old were you when you and Jake first kissed?

NC: Um… no comment? *blushes* But he is a really good kisser!

(Team Werewolf/Jabob fans Scream and bang on chairs, Team Vampire/Edward Gag, turn green and pass out in their seats)

AmethystEyes0: How weird is it that you grow so fast?

NC: It was strange, not knowing what was going to be looking back at you in the mirror each morning when you got out of bed. I suppose I did get used to it, but now that I've stopped growing, it's so much better!

AmethystEyes0: Do you ever feel like you don't fit in any where?

NC: No, not really. Sometimes I feel like I fit in TOO much. It's like I'm one person with three different lives, one human, one vampire and one werewolf! Everyone expects a piece of me!

Mrsjaperhale: What do you think about Jacob loving your mom?

NC: That's a bit creepy, but it's all in the past now, a totally resolved issue.

PimmyJalmer: Have you ever walked in on Edward and Bella going at it or kissing?

NC: Kissing, yes, other thing, no- thank God!! It would be unbelievably embarrassing!

Angel of Apathy: How does it feel to have loads of crazy fans dragging Loch Ness to find you?

NC: Ha! Nice one! Well, I suppose I am extremely important and wonderful! Of course I am very flattered! Naw… Just joking!

Ashleyisadork: Isn't it ever weird thinking Jacob made out with your mom, and she ENJOYED it?

NC: Yeah! But it was once when I wasn't born, and I know Jake loves me more!

Hikaru Hiitachin: Nessie, what's it like being half-human in an all-vampire (plus one werewolf/shapeshifter) home?

NC: Strange, but everyone's so close -Except for Rosalie and Jacob- that I don't even see them that way. They're my family, I love them, and I wouldn't have them any other way!

Hikaru Hiitachin: Can I have a hug?

*laughs* (Hugs Hikaru Hiitachin)

Lollyluvsya: If you could invent a new toy what would it be?

NC: Something that doesn't break easily and that's very entertaining! I would alwys break things when I was little. I had a stuffed toy panda when I was little, and I called it Dawn. I remember, one day I ripped its head off and I've never forgiven myself! Breaking Dawn was horrific! (Get it? Lol! 'scuse the pun! :)

RandomCullenFanGirl1901: If you could chose between being a full human or
full vampire what would you pick and why?

NC: That's a difficult question, because if I was human, I wouldn't be able to keep up with my family, and I would be different, but if I was a vampire, I wouldn't have Jacob and he would hate me! I suppose I'm happy as I am.

Vampire chaud: Who is your favorite aunt/uncle?

NC: I love them each equally and for different reasons! Emmett's really fun and kind, Jaspers always sensible and easy to talk to about anything, Rosalie is really great! She and I get along really well and she shows me all this cool stuff, and Alice… well, words don't describe!

Vampire chaud: How do you feel about Jacob wanting to throw you out the window?

NC: It sounds funny when you put it like that! I don't mind so much anymore, he never went through with it!

Vampire chaud: What is your favorite human food?

NC: There are only a few different humans foods I like but I'm really a big fan of Italian -especially mushroom ravioli-, eggs –I've just always loved them- ,fast food –who doesn't love a good hamburger?- and most importantly… CHOCOLATE! Its just so wonderful!

Vampire chaud: Does Jacob wanting to see your father nude weird you out?

NC: WHAT? Why does Jacob want to see my father nude?

Vampire chaud: What is your theme song?

NC: Dad (aka Edward) wrote me one on the piano! It's really beautiful. (TAKE THAT TEAM JACOB!)

Vampire chaud: Have you ever been awakened in the night by funny noises from the other side
of the cottage?

NC: Too many times for my liking! As I said before, I just go inside when it becomes too much for me to handle!

Ping

FWWBH: Well, Renesmee, Nice answers, good job, fairly credible, nothing that will come back to bite you! How are you feeling?

Really good! I think everything's ok!

FWWBH: So, for the final question… Who would you turn gay for?

(Whispers into FWWBH's ear) Nice, ok! Thanks for coming, and I hope you liked the new couch! To all those of you who are worrying that the story is over… DON'T! I have a few more chapters in mind! Next Week is the Forks High School gang! Can anyone guess who Mike, Eric and Tyler will turn gay for? It's EASY! I'll give you a special mention if you can!!!!

NEXT CHAPTER: The gang from Forks High School is next: Mike, Jessica, Lauren, Angela, Ben, Eric, Tyler, Coach Clapp, Mrs Cope and Mr Banner.

Feel free to ask any questions, ESPECIALLY EMBARASSING ONES!!!

THE WEREWOLVES OF LA PUSH WOULD TURN GAY FOR:

Leah: Rosalie
Sam: Billy Black
Jared: Wolverine
Quil: Taylor Launtner. (Jacob???)
Embry: Quil
Jacob: The dog Toto from the wizard of oz.
Paul: His anger management councillor.

RANDOM FUNFACTS: -The Titanic thing is real, it happened to me when I was little, so awkward!

-LOL! I forgot to put a capital letter in Edwards name and when I went to spell check, it changed his name to BEDWARD!!! Get it, bedward!!! What does that even mean???? Does it mean your stuck in bed? Gosh, I'D like to be stuck in bed with Edward... Joking!

-Toto from The Wizard of Oz, while in the movie was played a boy was actually a girl in real life… so Jacob actually was turning straight for someone!

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