Naruto Legacy Chapter 6: NLG1: who loves karaoke anyone?, a naruto fanfic

Well folks as promised the first installment of Naruto Legacy Gaiden (NLG), now before we begin this journey let me explain how this works: at the beginning of each NLG chapter I will give a relevance rating from 1 (*), you can skip and be none the wiser to 5 (*****) you can still skip but later information will make much MUCH more sense if you don't and just so you don't need to worry I will mark what is and is not relevant so you can skip at your discretion.

Relevance rating: **

"mouth speak"

'head speak'

"non-human mouth speak"

'non-humen head speak'

-view transition

~end of story relevance

Naruto Legacy Gaiden-1: who loves karaoke... anyone?

-with Eathen and the jonin teachers right after we left them

"he he, just kidding. well i guess i should be there when you tell your students whats going on and to celebrate so whats the best food and drink joint in this bitch, i feel the need to get my blur on?"

kakashi looked at Eathen uneasily "well there's the raging dragon, it serves 17 plus and some times special cases like genetic disorders and such."

"GREAT! I'm right in that demographic, tell your students to meet there at 7, my treat." and at that Eathen started walking off but stops at about 20 feet "uh, where is this place at by the way? he he"

-outside the raging dragon, 6:45 PM

the 3 members of team kakashi arrived at the place their sensei had specified but where unable to enter without an adult so they waited and not 10 minutes later the the members of the other genin squads arrived sans jonin

"hiya naruto, sakura, your looking better sasuke. you guys here for the same reasons as us?" said kiba as his team and him approached the others

naruto looked at kiba "hay kiba, I guess so. kakashi-sensei told us to meet up here before 7 and wait for him. your sensei say the same?"

the question was met with unanimous nods and a new set of voices that took the shape of kakashi and the other squad leaders.

the first thing naruto noticed was the fact kakashi was on time "haya kakahi-sensei, your on time! so whats so damned important that I had to cancel my plans for the night 'eat ramon, masturbate and cry myself to sleep' to be here?"

kakashi looked at the assembled group "well all we are ALL here to announce a new joint training program between the 4 squads present now, we just have to wait for one more..."

kakashi was interrupted mid-sentence by joyous and loud howl from within the bar the announced that said person was already here and with that the group entered the bar and no one

but maybe kakashi knew what to expect but what ever they thought they would see this was'nt it.

women 17 years of age and older dancing as naked as the day they were born on poles and table. but the thing that caught the attention of everyone in the joint was a secondary joyous howl made by none other then Eathen Heroshy himself as he finished a line of 10 strait shots followed immediately after by him jumping up of the bar, droping his jacket behind the bar and unzipping his shirt and doing what came natural in this kind of situation: DANCE EROTICALLY!(AN-pelvic air thrusts mostly with a little ghost ride the whip added in for good measure)

Eathen was all of 45 seconds into his dance act when he noticed the group of ninja entering the bar and announced drunkenly :"WAZUUUUUU!" he jumped down and ran over to them all "bought fuckin time your..." he looks back at the clock "2 minutes early! oh he he my bad any who lat sit i got us a table, follow me."

Eathen whistled to the bar tender and signaled her to toss him his coat in which she did.

Eathen put his jacket back on and sat at a large round table with 17 chairs surrounding it (Eathen in one)

"first off order what ever you want, my treat." as the server came up and took everyones order Eathen continued "ok ladies and gents who would care to guess why we are gathered at this grand place of booze, boobs and fine ass?"

sakura raised her hand to answer and Eathen looked at her like she was crazy and responded with a slight slur to his inebriated self "really, your raising your hand? in here? careful some one might think you want a lap dance. proceed"

sakura's hand went down faster then then a narcoleptic pumped with nyquil "uh, well, um, kakashi-sensei said it was for a new group training program between the 4 present squads."

"half true my pink-haired-friend, it is a group training program and people in the 4 assembled squads will participate but not all of you, it fact it'll be surprising if half of you make the trial phase, I will personally be testing each and every one of you in mortal wombat, ops, i meant mortal combat, except no death... promise." and with the end of his sentence he grinned

"but what about us who you already beat"sasuke said with slight anger

"oh you my very emo friend have already passed my test, your in, you do have quite amazing potential as well as my dear cousin and miss white eyes at the other side of the table there, you all are in, between your public files and the recorded footage of the past chunin exams I Here by deem you 3 fit for training. oh and just so you know after the training I will decide who is fit to pass as chunin..." he paused for a second to let the server place there drinks in front of every one and they all took a drink "cause they evidently where smoking some pretty harsh shit when they named that pineapple headed motherfuck the only one to pass." pointing at shikamaru

the whole of the group then spit out their beverage simultaneously.

"that's what I said, any who I must piss, teacher people, fill thien students in on the info. oh and naruto, in case I pass out in there, I is be stayin wit you, so none of you girls have sex with him while i's be there." and with those drunken words Eathen stood and walked to the bathroom

~end of story relevance

-6 minutes later after the jonin's explain the whole of the situation, from the hyper advanced training to the beat down delivered to the 4 of them at Eathen's hands

as the groups food arrived the lights in the place went down, the dancers took seats and a spot light lit up the stage and the DJ spoke over the intercom "ladies and gentlemen we have a first here at the raging dragon a customer requesting to take the stage and sing you all a little song, hes a little drunk, oh who am I kidding this guy is tatered, is bare with him, this should be good."

the lights went down and seconds latter they came up again ang there was Eathen in all his glory jacket off shirt unzipped, again sitting on the edge, microphone in hand and the slow melodic music started

When there's nowhere else to run
Is there room for one more son
One more son
If you can hold on
If you can hold on, hold on

as the music got more up beat he sprang of and walked about the crowd and continued bobing his head to the music the whole time

I wanna stand up, I wanna let go
You know, you know – no you don't, you don't
I wanna shine on in the hearts of men
I want a meaning from the back of my broken hand

Another head aches, another heart breaks
I am so much older than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no no no no

as he reached the bar he jumped up and kept on singing

Help me out
Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the back burner
You know you got to help me out

And when there's nowhere else to run
Is there room for one more son
These changes ain't changing me
The cold-hearted boy I used to be

really getting into it now Eathen sings more passionately

Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the back burner
You know you got to help me out
You're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down

slumping down to one of the stools he sat for a few seconds and continued

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

lifting his head and standing

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

walking around again singing passionately once again

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

Yeah, you know you got to help me out
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the back burner
You know you got to help me out
You're gonna bring yourself down
You're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, oh don't you put me on the back burner
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down

now on the table the others are on singing as though announcing to the world his drunken joy

Over and in, last call for sin
While everyone's lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I've done
All these things that I've done

mellowing out a bit now

If you can hold on
If you can hold on

and with the last note Eathen shouts "HEROSHY OUT!!!" and pass' out on the spot

well there we go our first NLG gone off with out a hitch. fun fact: the way I portrayed Eathen when drunk is exactly how I act when I am drunk.

Song: I've got Soul But I'm Not A Soldier by The Killers

P.S.-if you have a favorite character and a song you can see them sing let me know and I will do what I can. please keep it in the relm of reality so no hinata singing lady gaga or no shino singing dethklok.

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P.S.S.-yes I am a marvel fan. CARNAGE RULES!