PLEASE READ, VERY IMPORTANT!

IMPORTANT: Next week on the show is anyone you want. You can ask ANY questions you have for ANY of the Twilight characters or myself.

Ask your favourite characters whatever you want, like questions you forgot to ask when they were on last time.

ALL QUESTIONS ARE ACCEPTED, PLEASE ASK SOME!

The Dawn Is Breaking: (Turns to Sammy 1224, who is cuddling a cat) Cute Cat! What's its name?

Sammy1224: Carlisle, cool huh?!

Mrs Jazz Hale: Ha! So your team Carlisle, right? That's cool; maybe I should get a cat and call it Jasper! I'm Team Jasper see, 'cause he's the ULTIMATE chill pill! Even though he's so HOT!

Edward-and-jasper: Uh Huh! And Edward too, don't forget Edward!

Emmett's Girl 47: Hell no! Or Emmett, or even James!

CullenBlackForever: James? Really? So you won't go for Jacob, but you'll go for JAMES?

Emmett's Girl 47: Uh Huh. Speaking of James. Where are the Nomads? And does anyone know where FWWBH is?

Feuledbyfiction: No, actually. I don't.

A-Hoenie39: Maybe she's still sick.

KrIsTeN-CuLlEn-45: Ask the timers

Hymnophile: I haven't seen her!

Kisses of Chocolate: She's not still sick; I've seen her everyday this past week! You know the show can't start until she introduces the characters, AND it can't finish until she asks them the question!

EdwardCullenismyluv: WE could do it, I mean, we could run the show!

Spider-Hand: Yeah! We could take turns, I mean; we ask heaps of questions anyway.

EclipsingHarmony: YEAH! Um… so how does she usually start?

little-miss-vampire100: She starts with… Hello Everyone?

Jasper Whitlock Luver: And welcome to the show!

Quirke: Today's guests are in plentiful supply, so please welcome to the stage-

Jasper's Soul Mate: James, Victoria, Laurent, the Irish, Egyptian, Amazonian and Romanian Covens and The American and European NOMADS!

Emmett's Girl 47: Especially welcome James.

(Cheering as the aforementioned vampires walk out onto the stage)

dramaqueen-144: Its working! Cool, so let's start the show!

lolgirl607: Welcome, it's great to have you all here! Because there's so many of you today, we'll just get straight into it.

Sioban: Sure, but… Where's Fuzzy?

K 4 kookiemonsta: We honestly don't know.

Maggie: Hmm… they're telling the truth. Strange. Nevertheless we're ready to start if you are.

Apil: So, Your time starts… NOW!

Emmett's Girl 47: Laurent, did you feel left out because James and Victoria were together and you were alone?

Laurent: Never! We had a threesome…

Emmett's Girl 47: Victoria, did you ever hook up with Laurent after James died?

Victoria: No, but beforehand… well… What he said.

vampire chaud: James- was Bella's scent only a cover for your obsession with her? Are you really just a paedophile who never had to share toys as a child?

*shifty eyes* My toy, MY TOY! I mean, My Business, not yours!

vampire chaud: Benjamin- how does it feel to have to share your name with a pre-existing character? Love is often described as a force of nature so can you control that too?

Benjamin: I can't believe that my name was reused, that stinks.I do wish that I could control love, but even if I could, I've already found my perfect match!

Audience: Aww…

vampire chaud: Typical man, always thinks of himself, what about the rest of us?

Stefanlover12: Stefan, Dude you totally rock and you have the same name as a totally awesome hunter! Uh have you ever tried to hunt these weird small blue creatures before?

Stefan: Um… aside from cold humans, no.

Krissy: For Amazons: Have you met George of the Jungle? Have you ever been swinging on a vine and slam into a tree?

Senna: We don't hit trees! But we have met George of the jungle. No one ever saw him after that though. He was really… yummy.

Stefanlover12: Do either of you have weird thoughts about Edward or any of the other Cullen's?

Peter: Define weird…

Mrs Jazz Hale: Can one of you distract Alice and Edward so that I can steal Jasper?

Tia: Which one of us?

Mrs Jazz Hale: ANY!

Cynic-in-a-fishbowl: I've got a Ms 10 questions too! The chasers are awesome.

Garret, what's your viewpoint on Marxism?

Maggie, do you ever pretend you're actually Artemis Fowl?

For everyone, do you know how many toes a fish has? Or do you know how many wings a cow has? Hmmm?

Benjamin, have you ever gone for a polar bear swim just to aggravate the wildlife?

Liam, are you the strong silent type, or do you rarely talk because you're secretly WELSH!?

FWWBH: when is the chaser coming back to the ABC?

Jasper: are you by any chance Hannibal Lector? The guy who played young Hannibal was a human cupcake, just like you. *squee!*

Randall: is it ever difficult having a name as utterly wanky as yours?

Finally, for everyone: can I get everyone to say malapropism five times really fast?

Garrett: Its… interesting.

Maggie: I wish! Wait, isn't Artemis Fowl a guy? Are you trying to tell me something.

Amun: That's absurd. Seriously? How can you count the number of toes a fish has when-

Kebi: Seven? No, no… it three? Right!?

Benjamin: No! I would never do something like that!

Liam: What? WELSH! No, no. Huh. Funny… *mutters* I thought Aro was joking when he said they know all of your secrets…

Charlie: I know, right?

Heart of Diamonds: FWWBH isn't here, so I'll answer for her, I have absolutely no idea when the chasers are coming on, but I sure can't wait!

Jasper: You know I'm not even meant to be in this chapter? I'm not a nomad or random coven!

anaa-pixie : So what, your still HOT!

Randall: It is hard having a wanky name like Randall. From now on you all have to call me… Edward!

Soapy-Liedown: That names been taken.

Randall: Jasper?

Theevilcookiemonster: Nope, that too!

Randall: Emmett? Carlisle? Jacob?

ilikesparkles: No, no and no!

Randall: OK then… Hilary!

ilikesparkles ,Theevilcookiemonster and Soapy-Liedown: Right…

Cynic-in-a-fishbowl: And the Malapropism?

Mary: We already said it, REALLY fast, so fast that you couldn't hear it. Sorry.

Krissy: For all: How many of you gave Edward an offer even though he had a mate and daughter?

Maggie: I did.

Senna: I did

Mary: I did

Makenna: I did

Tia: I did

Vladimir: I did too!

Krissy: For Romanians: What was it like wearing man-skirts and man-dresses when they were in Rome? Did they like the violent sports in the Colosseum? Did you purposely make Mount Vesuvius explode in Pompeii just for fun?

Stefan: What did it USED to be like? Who still doesn't wear dresses!?

Vladimir: And violent sports are the best!

Stefan: Especially Ballet and Ice-skating!

Vladimir: Of course.

Destiny Kalince: Maggie - Can I request your help for a few of my friends who need to see if a few people are cheating on each other?

Maggie: Of course! I hate that, it's so terrible knowing and not being able to do anything.

Destiny Kalince: Benjamin- I just gotta say you rock!

Benjamin: Thanks.

Krissy: For Egyptians, Can you do that weird Egyptian dance where your arms are up, your hands pointed and bobbing them and your head to the side then the other side?

Amun: I find that insulting!

The rest of the Egyptian Coven: *doing the Egyptian dance behind his back*

Krissy: For the Irish coven, I heard the Irish people have a worse diet than any other country, including the starving countries where they get no food, because of that, what the heck do you eat over there that is so bad?

Siobhan: Think about what you just asked us. We're vampires, what do we eat that's so bad? Why, People of course!

Destiny Kalince: Amazons, Can You take me with you? You guys rock and are on my top ten favourite Vampires!

Zafrina: Thankyou child. We are honoured. But we are a strictly female only coven; would you be willing to leave Demetri behind?

Destiny Kalince: Hell no!

-mAcKiE-mOo-: To Peter and Charlotte, Why don't you follow your friend Jaspers lead and go vegetarian like him?

Charlotte: We might… But right now we're happy as we are, and we're not doing much damage to the human population.

The Dawn Is Breaking: MORE TEN QUESTIONS!

Siobhan, can you will either any of the Cullen boys, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Launtner or Gaspard Ulliel to fall in love with me?
Maggie, is it true that the world will end in December 2012?
Liam, can you do an Irish river dance for me? Or at least an Irish accent?

Benjamin, can you give us Sydney-siders some snow? I seriously need an extended break from school...

Amun, considering the fact that you live in the desert, doesn't your skin sparkle a bit indiscreetly?

Garrett, can I gatecrash you and Kate's wedding with lots of ginger beer and Ferrero Rochers? I can bring A positive blood if you want...

Peter, is it just me, or are you like Jasper's long lost twins or something? I mean, you're both blonde, you're tall, you have midget wives, you were in the South with the Newborn armies, you once had a crush on Maria, etc.

Charlotte, did you stop growing at the age of 10? Or were you born a dwarf?

Randall and Mary, are you sure there's nothing going on between the two of you, if you know what I mean...

And lucky last, Alistair, THE VOLTURI ARE COMING! HIDE!

Alistair: -swears- Oh **! -runs off-

Sammy1224: Geez, thanks a lot for scaring off our guest!

TDIB: -smiles- No problem. There's so many of them today!

Siobhan: I will not will them to love you. No way! All of them are MINE! Mine I tell you! *squints eyes shut* come on, love me, love me, come on…

Maggie: *Snorts* As if.

Liam: Top o' the morning to ya! (I apologise to the Irish community for my terrible try at an Irish accent)

Benjamin: HA! You have to go to school! Sucked in.

Amun: Hmm… I've never thought of that. Oh! Is that why people run away screaming when I walk into my local pastry shop?

Garrett: Gatecrash? Sure! But make sure you bring a lot of A+ Blood. We have quite a few guests.

Peter: Its time you knew… Jasper is my clone. We're one bit of DNA sliced at birth. You see, we have the same mother! But don't tell jasper, he doesn't know yet…

Charlotte: Yeah right, and I'm the world tallest woman.

Randall and Mary: *making out* *realise everyone is watching and stop making out* Going on? Between Us? Nothing!

Hymnophile: For Benjamin, Do you think you could make it stop snowing in New England? Really, it's March, we've had enough.

Benjamin: Oh, sorry! I forgot about that! I started that AGES ago; I must have forgotten to stop it.

Hymnophile: Kebi, why don't you say much?

Kebi: *shrugs*

Hymnophile: Alistair, where'd you get such a cool name? And also, has anyone informed you that the Volturi gave up on the Cullens and you're safe?

Alistar: Name? Cullens? Volturi? WHERE WHERE? The aliens are coming to EAT me! Hide, hide! FIRE hiss, boo, MUMMY!

Hymnophile: And, in the interest of EVERYONE (maybe even the Cullen boys), boxers or briefs, Garrett?

Garrett: Neither, None!

Hymnophile: *faints*

vampire chaud: Randall- who the hell are you? Do you feel depressed for not getting any love from SM?

Randall: Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I might as well jump off a cliff. I didn't even get more love than MIKE NEWTON!

Zafrina: You'd probably end up damaging the rock more than yourself. You're indestructible, remember?

vampire chaud: Garret- please say you wear your hair in a ponytail. In my head you do and you look downright SEXY! And will you pretty please leave Kate for me, I just love bad-ass, rebellious men!

CullenBlackForever: Like Jacob!

Garrett: Yes, I do wear my hair in ponytail, but no, I will not leave the love of my life for you. Sorry

Hymnophile: Siobhan, have you checked out page 756 (or 758, I'm not sure)in BD (the index of vampires)? Because it says there that you possess a "quantifiable supernatural talent."

Siobhan: Yes, My talent for… AWESOMENESS!

Liam: More like a talent for insanity.

Hymnophile: Maggie, how do you know when someone is lying?

Maggie: I sort of feel it in my stomach, like intuition only stronger.

vampire chaud: Laurent- are you originally from Jamaica or Haiti? I can't decide but you had to be to have that awesome accent.

Laurent: Actually, I'm from Scotland, but I sound way cooler with an accent!

vampire chaud: Vicky- what do you use to style your curly hair, because I need help.

Victoria: It's a mixture of venom and fear!

James: Really? I thought I was that hair gel you're addicted to? And your curling iron too! She gets real grumpy when she doesn't have her curling iron.

vampire chaud: Alistair- are you really gay because in every FanFic you are in you are? Some say you were one of Carlisle's many admirers *cough Volturi cough*? So in that case, who would you turn straight for?

Alistair: Straight? Gay? Volturi! Arghh! Volturiiiiiiiiii! RUN, RUN AWAY!

Kachiri: Jeez, He's really paranoid. And kind of retarded.

Ping.

VirgIsMyBird: And that's it. All we have is one last question.

SkittleRocker: So who gets to ask it?

Stefan: What's the question?

Jasper's Soul Mate: Oh, it's who would you turn gay for?

Vladimir: We'll write it down.

The Young Authoress: Ok. So, we're done? Nice. Untill next time oh faithful readers, until we have on-Who do we have on?

Kises Of Chocolate: Don't worry; I'm sure Fuzzy will put it in the author's note. Anyway see you-

FWWBH: Sorry I'm late, did I miss anything?

He, he, he. I'm really happy with the way this chapter turned out. Not all the answers to the questions were perfect, but I like the whole idea of you guys getting to run the show! It was fun to write. Sorry if didnt put you in, I tried to fit in as many people as possible!

Next week, as I said at the beginning of this chapter- is anyone you want. Any questions you have for ANY of the Twilight characters or myself. Ask your favourite characters whatever you want, like questions you forgot to ask when they were on last time. ALL QUESTIONS ARE ACCEPTED!

Love (And fruit loops, seriously those things are great!)

FWWBH (FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut)

Renee: Dory from finding Nemo
Phil: His baseballs bat
Sue: The girl who plays Addison in Private Practice.
Billy: Charlie
Charlie: Chuck Norris