Disclaimer: Twilight, New Moon and all related elements © Stephenie Meyer and Little, Brown and Company 2005. All characters and situations—save those created by the author for use solely in this fan fiction—are copyright Stephenie Meyer and are used without permission. No profit is made off this story and it is for entertainment purposes only.
I apologize for the long wait; I know it's been a while. Dont blame me, I started out with THIRTEEN pages of questions from you guys, all of which were brilliant! So it took me a while to anwser them all. I just wanted this last chapter to be perfect, and I kept getting interrupted whenever I tried to finish it. Whether it was Easter, or end of school, or a Grandparents Birthdays… Well, you get the picture. Sorry!
FWWBH: It is with a sad heart that I put pen to page (or fingers to keys) today, as unfortunately, this is the last interview of your beloved Twenty Bucks. But, as all finales are, this is going to be one spectacular interview!
Moonlightdarkness724: DANM STRAIGHT!
FWWBH: Today, we have anyone and EVERYONE from the Twilight cast here to answer anything you want, and scream at your favourite characters along the way!
Anna-pixie: I love you Jasper!
MissMusicLover: I love you Edward!
FWWBH: So without further ado, your time starts... NOW!
-mAcKiE-mOo-: Edward and Jacob do you own one of those G-stings/thongs that say team Edward or team Jacob?
Edward: Hell Yeah! I have a team Edward DUH!
Jacob: I have an Edward one too! I'm wearing it now!
FWWBH: Too much information. Just… too… much….
Jasper'sSoulMate: Esme/Carlisle: Can you adopt me?
Esme: Sorry hon. we already have too many kids. Ask Emmett and Rosalie, I think they're looking for a kid!
Jasper'sSoulMate: Emmett: Can you be my adoptive brother? I don't care if I get kill by your hugs!
Emmett:YAY! *gives hug*
Jasper'sSoulMate: Can't BREATHE. *Emmett lets go* Edward, first Can you read my mind, and what am I thinking of right now?
Edward: Ew, you cannot do that to Jasper, GROSS! And World domination? Seen it before much?
Jasper'sSoulMate: Jane: All I have to say is, you're not evil.... just misunderstood.
Jane: No, I'm pretty sure I'm just plain evil.
Jasper'sSoulMate: Felix: Can I adopt you alongside Emmett?
Felix:YAY! Felix HAPPY! But where Felix PONY! Are you PONY?
Alec: MY PONY! GIVE ME PONY! *vampire cat fight goes on in background*
Jasper'sSoulMate: Aro: I saw you in k-mart buying socks; do your feet actually get cold?
Aro: My feet are always cold my dear, that's one of the downsides to being a vampire. Of course when you realise that your immortal, it always cheers you up a bit.
Jasper'sSoulMate: Marcus: *reaches into own pocket and pulls out blood flavoured condoms* you dropped these.
Caius: Oh goody now we can- NOTHING!
Jasper'sSoulMate: Have any of you noticed Jasper has more fan girls than Edward, and Alice didn't envision it?
Edward: Have you ever thought that maybe Jasper is influencing your emotions to make you fall in love with him?
Jasper'sSoulMate: NO! WE WOULD LOVE HIM ANYWAY! Alice, Have you ever tried not seeing the future, like how Edward 'tunes out' so to speak?
Alice: I can if I concentrate really hard. It helps if I am focusing on something other than what I'm trying to block out, like thinking about what shopping sales are on instead of what is going to happen at my surprise party.
Jasper'sSoulMate: Bella: Do you know how many girls want to be you?
Bella: Seven hundred and thirty eight thousand six hundred and twenty two. We had a Census.
Jasper'sSoulMate: Renesmee: Do you like your name? And have you ever misspelt it? And do people often get it wrong?
Renesmee: I love my name! It's unique. And yes, people do get it wrong, how is beyond me! It's just Renee and Esme!
Jasper'sSoulMate: Jasper: Because I'm so cool, I won't scream I FREAKING LOVE YOU AND WILL YOU DUMP ALICE 4 ME?!!! Like I did just then, instead, I'd like to ask, can you feel if someone is lying?
Jasper: Sort of, I can tell if they're feeling guilty or scared, but not if they're outright lying.
Jasper'sSoulMate: AND FINALLY to FWWBH: can you do a chapter where the Cullens/James coven and the humans/werewolf's meet the actors that played them in the movie?
FWWBH: Hmmm… No. The nudist colony is hard enough as it is!
Jasper: MY SOUL MATE! I HAVE COME TO DECLARE MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU! *scoops up JSM into his arms and runs out the back door, but only after FWWBH slips him $50 for his fake effort.*
*Jasper's Soul Mate passes out*
Vampire Note: *evil laughter* Alright, I want to know if:
A) Caius is truly evil, or he only acts it because his hair turned white prematurely
Caius: No! My hair is not white, it's A DIGNIFIED GREY COLOUR, and I am not insecure because I feel like an old man- OH! I think I just popped a hip.
B) If Edward would PLEASE kill Jacob
Edward: Sorry, but I kind of can't. He's dating my daughter and I promised her I wouldn't be embarrassing…
C) Where the HELL FWWBH was hiding..... :D
FWWBH: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
D) And if James was really a guy....
James: Hey *sob*! I find that *sob* I-insulting! Just *sob* because I like manicures *sob* and am SOMETIMES emotional *SOB* doesn't mean that I *sob* am FEMALE!
Edward-and-Jasper: Jasper, what were your family like?
Jasper: I didn't have a family; I grew up in an orphanage. Carlisle's is the only family I've ever known!
Team Jasper: OMC! A broken hearted, hot, sexy, emotional man with family issues? Jasper just got even SEXIER!
xXVampyMethXx: *drool* is that even physically possible?
star-girl62626: FWWBH, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA POST THE NUDIST COLONY STORY?!!?
FWWBH: Ah, this is important. I will post it soon, about two weeks after this chapter is up actually. But I'll do it sooner with reviews!
star-girl62626: And for everyone (yes everyone): WHO LOVES HSM? I DO!
Jacob:Woo Hoo!
Everyone Else: *crickets chirp*
AHoenie39: Riley-Did you think Victoria really loved you? I mean isn't she like 7, 8 years older than you? Do you like older women?
Riley: Actually, she was about three hundred years older than I was. And aren't I supposed to be dead?
-mAcKiE-mOo-: This is not a question but JASPER I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE. SORRY IVE WAITED SO LONG TO TELL YOU!!
Team Jasper: Back off! First in gets dibbs!
Jasper's Soul Mate: So who was first in?
Stephenie Meyer: Me! So back off ladies, Jasper's MINE!
Team Jasper: *Stares in awe*
-mAcKiE-mOo-: Esme is it true you are bringing out you own set of Lego all in beige and white?
Esme: No! But that's a good idea! I already have a set of curtains, dining room accessories and underwear in those colours… YAY NEW PROJECT!
-mAcKiE-mOo-:Are the Cullens allowed down to first beach now since the treaty is practically stuffed?
Emmett: No. We make the locals nervous.
Emmett's Girl 47: Hell, you make ME nervous!
-mAcKiE-mOo-:Where the hell was FWWBH last chapter?
FWWBH:On Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain Chaaaaaar-lie!
SarahtheEmpath: Jasper: I LOVE YOU! Oh, and do you wear boxers or briefs?
Jasper: I'm like Garrett. I wear NEITHER! Instead I wear women's underwear! Particularly Alice's.
Team Jasper:Ok, so he just got a little bit less sexy.
EdwardCullenismyluv:OMG Vladimir is your last name Spoonapple and if so do you have 3 nieces named Katie Edwina and Myra and Nephew named Joe. And if you were ever on a dear Edwina show can you sing your song!! And why are you and Stefan so stereotypical?
Stefan: Um… I'm not Stefan Spoonapple. And I don't sing. Now, I have come to suck your blood!
EdwardCullenismyluv: Jane: How do you feel about Dakota Fanning playing you in New Moon? Personally I like her and everything but she is too nice!
Jane: Dakota Fanning? That cute little ball of fluff! OH! She is so ADORABLE! Yes she is!
Chelsea:Are you on Meds?
EdwardCullenismyluv: Leah: how do you feel about Vanessa playing you in New Moon?
Leah:Vanessa Hudgens? That creep! So she got Zac Efron, but that wasn't enough for her? HUH!
Jacob:Well, Zac Efron is jealous of Edward Cullen.
EdwardCullenismyluv: Mike, Lauren, Eric, Tyler, Angela, Jessica and Ben: Hey the Cullens and the other freaks over there aren't human they're vampires except for the La Push people they're werewolf's/shape shifters! *attempts to run*
Mike: Does she need medication?
Lauren: I have some spare if she wants them!
Sk8rChick2355: Jasper, will you marry me?
FWWBH: I said no marriage proposals!
Sk8rChick2355: Grrr… fine. Jasper, If you could eat anything now, what would it be?
Jasper: Um… I don't quite know how to put this but I would probably be you.
Sk8rChick2355: Go ahead!
vampire chaud: That is just wrong!
CullensGrl: Edward: are you satisfied with Robert playing you, or if not who do you think would fit better as you? I mean, no one can be as sexy as you, but who comes closest?
Edward: No, no! Robert is SO sexy, he's perfect! I mean, I could just EAT him ALL UP!
Bella: Literally, you're a vampire, remember?
CullensGrl: -Emmett: You like sports a lot, right? So which one is your favourite? And No, Naughty-Playing-With-Rosalie does NOT count.
Emmett: Can you read minds? Because one person who can do that is bad enough!
CullensGrl: Bella: if you absolutely had to, who would you choose if you had to pick one: Jasper VS Emmett?
Bella: Jasper, because he could make Emmett blubber like a baby! I mean, he even made Edward and Emmett make out!
Jasper: Who said I forced them too?
CullensGrl: James: Why are you so mean? Were you abused as a child or something?
James: Why does no one love me? I feel so alone.
CullensGrl: Jasper, What's your opinion of all your fans? Do you often try to calm them with your powers, because if so I don't think it's working so well!
Team Jasper: WE LOVE YOU JAZZY WAZZY!
Jasper: I see what you mean, here, I'll try to calm them down.
Team Jasper: We… Love… Ja..Jasper. *snores*
Soapy-Liedown: Edward, what happened t the nudist colony?
Edward I'm under a legal obligation which states that I, the contractual participant, must not articulate the events of said nudist settlement.
Emmett's Girl 47: James, how old are you?
Victoria: I don't know but he has the mental capacity of a two year old.
James: *sucks finger* Ma-MA! Goo, goo, goo, goo. Bobble, NOW! BOBBLE!
Emmett's Girl 47: Emmett, dump Rosalie, marry me. lol, hey, you said I was cute before
Emmett: Err, what? I mean… um… I said…. Ha… *death glares from Rosalie*
Destiny Kalince: Edward- you feel any pride in changing millions of girl's standards for men?
Edward: No! All girls should have a guy that's cold dead and sparkly.
Destiny Kalince: Carlisle- *no question just steals doctor jacket* Yes! Now who looks sexy!
*pause*
Destiny Kalince: *silence* Damn I thought it was the jacket. Alice- I know you saw who you would be with but jeez do you have to carry around step stool to kiss Jasper off guard?
Alice: *Hides stool behind back* NO! Like, as if!
Destiny Kalince: Jane- seriously, you creep me out.
Jane:Thank you… Mwah ha ha ha ha ha HA *cough*!
Krissy: For Edward: I love you! Only one girl in my class is Team Jacob and the rest are Team Edward, are you proud of that?
Edward: One girl? Oh no! That's terrible. I can't believe it. Why doesn't anyone love me! No, NO!
FWWBH: *cleverly* It's alright Edward, I love you. Now be a good boy and give me a hug. *Triumphant grin.*
Krissy:Have you ever considered getting Jacob neutered, so he can't ever get it on with Renesmee and make a human/vampire/werewolf baby with her?
Edward: Um… NEVER! We didn't do that in his sleep… Psssh.
Krissy: Have you ever noticed that Jacob's fur is about the same colour of your hair and do you suspect that's because he copied you to try to win Bella over or get more ladies to love him?
Rosalie: Well, he does need all the help he can get!
Team Jacob:*Hissssss*
Krissy: For Bella: Why couldn't you have gone for your own species? Then Edward would be mine!
Bella: Are you a vampire? And anyway, my species are SO boring! W\I mean, would YOU go out with Mike Newton?
Mike: PLEASE SAY YES!
Krissy: For Jacob: I know there are some girls that are into the whole fluffy thing, but have you ever thought about trying something called waxing!?
Jacob: Waxing, NEVER! I'm too manly!
Krissy:Are you afraid that when you go all wolfie form you will feel naked if you wax or do you like that feeling*shudders at the thought*?
CullenBlackForever: A naked Jacob?Woof!
Krissy: Emmett, Why do you stand on the back of the truck so much instead of on the seats, because I noticed that repeat in the movie?
Emmett: Seats are for losers! Daredevils stand on the back of trucks.
Alice: He doesn't fit inside the cab.
Krissy: For Jasper: My sister thinks you look like Hyde from That 70's Show; did you copy his image when you saw the show?
Jasper: How do you know that I wasn't actually Hyde? And that I didn't play his character? HMMM?
Jasper Whitlock Luver:I LOVE YOU JASPER! *try's to glomp Jasper* hehe and I LOVE your hair! It's awesome. Who does it, and how do they get it that way?
Jasper: Thanks? Alice does it-
Jasper Whitlock Luver: Alice WHO? THERE IS NO ALICE! Emmett, will you be my hypo buddy?
Emmett: I am hypo, love being hypo and am hypo all the time! HYPO, HYPO, HYPO YAYAYAYAYAY! *Pause* HA!
Jasper Whitlock Luver: Alice, you're cool and I'm not jealous of you in anyway. Just because you have Jasper and I don't. Cause I'm not. Jealous *thinks: don't say a word Edward!* Anyway, why do you love shopping? I find it annoying!
Alice: Shopping? ANNOYING! Shopping? SHOPPING!No! Grrrrrrr! Bad human, BAD!!
Jasper Whitlock Luver: Lauren... *glares* I don't care what you think but YOUR THE BIGGEST ** ON THIS PLANET! And there is nothing wrong with my face, but there is on yours *Bella chucks green goo onto Lauren*
Lauren: Green goo? Original much?
Jasper Whitlock Luver: *Is restrained from starting a cat fight by Jasper. Realises Jasper is holding her and Jumps into his arms.* And finally for everyone... Whets the most embarrassing thing that has EVER happened to you?
Emmett: There's not enough time to say. Just with Bella alone that could take up the entire show!
dramaqueen-144: Jacob: Who do you love more yourself or Nessie?
Jacob: *looks in mirror, Then at dramaqueen-144* I love one person more than myself… and he lives in this mirror, SNAP!
dramaqueen-144: Emmett, First of all I love you! And secondly how many houses did you and Rosalie brake?
Emmett: 67, not that we've been counting or anything…
Rosalie: You JERK! It was 68! How could you? Don't you love me enough to care? *Runs off sobbing*
Emmett: Baby! Come back, please?
dramaqueen-144: Carlisle and Esme: Have you ever sent your family to therapy?
Esme: We tried but after they went, their therapist needed therapy.
lolgirl607: Stephenie Meyer, my question is that WHY THE HECK DID YOU MESS UP THE LAST BOOK? There were WAY too many coincidences! I mean the entire time was like "Oh, it just HAPPENED to blah blah blah" and "It just HAPPENED that this happened and all is sunshine and donuts"!
Steph: I could really use a donut. And I LIKE coincidences. *then it magically just happens to start raining donuts* See?
lolgirl607: Alice, will you take my sister and I out on a shopping trip? With Renesmee? And Bella just for the heck of it? And everyone else that was in the book? That would be a heck of a shopping trip...heh heh heh...
*schemes evilly and cackles in head and does evil scheming finger thingy and lightning strikes and thunder rolls and the day suddenly grows dark and stormy and a cauldron appears out of nowhere with smoke and suddenly she's in a witch costume stirring the cauldron and weird green smoke comes out and a black cat suddenly appears and hisses as she schemes and then she stops and looks innocent with a halo and light coming from the sky and everything disappears except for the cat and she is stroking the cat innocently like a little angel*
lolgirl607: What?
Alice: Have you considered therapy?
Skittle Rocker: Charlie- Are you in the witness protection program and your real name isn't Charlie, it's Bob? -hums 'Bob the Builder, can he fix it? Bob the Builder, no, but Edward can'-
Charlie (aka Bob): NO! How could you say that?... I WANT A LAWYER!
Skittle Rocker: Renee, What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Renee:I… I… *MASSIVE sob* DESTROYED MY BUNNIES! BWAH HA HA HA *continues to sob hysterically until…*
Phil: No you didn't!
Renee:REALLY? BUNNIES! YAYAY!
lolgirl607: And you think I need therapy?
Alice: Point taken.
Skittle Rocker: Bella- Can I have Edward? Please?
Bella: Hmm… I'll think about it.
Skittle Rocker:Edward- What's your -cough cough- shoe size? (Sorry, had to have the innuendo, and no one's asked that.)
Bella: Large, VERY large.
Jacob: Yes, Definitely.
Edward: How do you know?
Jacob: *Turns to Bella* Yeah Bella, how DO you know?
Skittle Rocker: Aro, Marcus, and Caius- Do you stalk Edward? If so, can you tell me where to get those little stalker cameras? Not like I need one...pssh...I mean, it's not like I'm gonna stalk Edward...pft... -shifty eyes-
Aro: Bunning's! You can get EVERYTHING at Bunning's! Lowest prices are just the beginning! (Bunning's is a hardware store in Australia)
Marcus:Not like we stalk Edward or anything. Pfft.
stefanlover12: Jasper what was it like to be a general in a vampire army?
Jasper: It was interesting, but very violent.
stefanlover12: Edward, Jasper you guys are my favourite vampires ever! You guys are the best!"
lionluver1918:I TOTAL LY LOVE YOU EDWARD MORE THAN ENYONE IN THIS ROOM! EVEN MORE THEN JASPER! OR ANYONE! YAY FOR EDWARD!
Soapy-Liedown: YOU CANT LOVE ANYONE MORE THAN JASPER! HE'S AWESOME! I LOVE YOU JAZZY!
FWWBH: Didn't I say "no screaming or proclamations of love"?
lionluver1918: Yeah, I guess that's pretty much stuffed.
stefanlover12: Esme what is it like to have 6 'kids destroying your home on a regular basis?"
Esme: On a regular basis? Try about every fifteen seconds! It's a nightmare… but at least it gives me a chance to redecorate!
stefanlover12:Carlisle do you ever get irritated by Jasper messing with the fans emotions?"
Carlisle:I LOVE jasper… ha... ha ha.... MOOO!
Esme: Jasper, quit messing with his emotions!
Jasper: Sorry
stefanlover12: Mike are you secretly gay and don't want Jess or anybody to find out about it?"
Mike:Um… NO! I mean… Ok. Its time to come clean. I AM secretly gay. I'm sure no one suspected-
Rosalie: Yeah Right.
Mike: - But I AM GAY! And I'm also dating Eric Yorkie. I love you man.
Eric: You too babe.
FWWBH: I'm sorry, WHAT? That's not weird at all… Hey! JASPER! Are you messing with these guys?
Angel of Apathy:Jasper, Could you and Carlisle and Jake and Embry and Seth and James if he's not too busy being dead all come over to England so me and my friends can kidnap – I mean TALK to you?? And can I hug you??
Jasper: Um… not sure about the kidnapping, but you can have the hug.
Rosalie&LeahRule!: Bella- How does it feel knowing nearly the whole universe is after your husband?
Bella: It's scary, but at the same time comforting in the fact that I know I can very nearly kill all of them with my little finger if they get anywhere near to him.
Team Edward: *Shifty eyes* That's going to be a problem…
Eddie-Poo: Jacob, Why don't you see a shrink!! Everyone except you already knows that you're GAY! Plus we all know that Edward is mine because he's so HOT!
Bella: *evil stare*
Eddie-Poo:… I mean he's BELLA'S Cuz he's so hot? Sorry?
Jacob:I went to counselling with the Cullens. I think it was mainly my fault that the therapist needed therapy.
Rosalie&LeahRule!: Rosalie/Jacob- What's your favourite car?
Rosalie:The Bugatti Veyron Hermes! Of Course. (A/N Linkage on my profile!)
Twilightluver:For Steph Meyer."Did you ever think about having Jake imprint on Edward?"
Stephenie Meyer: All the time… believe me… ALL the time… Why do you think Jacob turned out the way he is? *Turns to Jacob*
Jacob: *Doesn't realise people are watching* Edward, WOOF! Oh yeah, he's the man, he's the man, he's the- *Realises people are watching* Um… Hi?
The Dawn Is Breaking: Hey HEY! All right, more ten questions!
Wait...actually...TWENTY QUESTIONS! DOUBLE THE AWESOMENESS!
Edward, please be truthful..Boxers or briefs?
Bella, do you think vampires or werewolves should be a protected species?
Emmett, what would you give for Robert Mugabe's 85th birthday?
Rosalie, would you appoint Paris Hilton as your vice-president if you became
US president?
Alice, now that the stock market's plunging, and the economic crisis is deepening...Do you still shop til you drop?
Jasper, can you do my Legal Studies homework that's due on Monday? Please?
Carlisle, since you're a doctor, what's the difference between DNA and RNA?
Nessie, WHEN ARE THE CHASERS COMING BACK ON?!
Jacob, are you, in any way, related to Sirius Black?
Mike, YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYIN' ALL THE TIME! YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYIN' ALL THE TIME! -Cough-
Jessica, what would you do to stop the Israeli-Palestine conflict?
Lauren, if you could be in any position in the White House besides the
President, what would you be?
Angela, what house are you in? Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff or
Slytherin?
Aro, Caius and Marcus, have you ever had a threesome with each other?
Felix, was that you doing the voice over for Marge Simpson?
Jane and Alec, are you guys going to move to Alabama so that you could both
get married?
Siobhan, can you will the Chasers to come back on the ABC again?
Tanya, be honest, did you secretly lust after Eleazar and Garret when you
went back to Denali?
Alistair, THE VOLTURI ARE COMING AGAIN! HIDE!
Alistair:ARGH! Volturi!
FWWBH: Thanks, that's the second time that's happened.
The Dawn Is Breaking: And this is to all the vampire and werewolf characters - SHIRT OFF! SHIRT OFF! SHIRT OFF!
Audience: SHIRT OFF SHIRT OFF!
FWWBH: Ladies, there'll be plenty of time for that at the nudist colony. Calm down.
Edward: I wear Briefs!
Bella: Definitely, Vamps and wolves should be a protected species!
Emmett: I'd give him Rosalie for his birthday!
Rosalie:Paris Hilton! OMG! Like TOTALLY!
Alice: Who Doesn't?
Jasper: Sir Yes Sir!
Carlisle:Well, Both DNA and RNA are composed of repeating units of nucleotides. Each nucleotide consists of a sugar, a phosphate and a nucleic acid base. The sugar in DNA is deoxyribose. The sugar in RNA is ribose! So, basically, they're the same thing but with different sugars. Like red liquorice and black liquorice! The same, but different!
Nessie: I don't know, Maybe you should have asked Aunt Alice!
Jacob: No! But I want to be!
Mike: Yes… Cough
Jessica: Like, Buy them a new shade of lip gloss!
Lauren: Um… there's other positions in the white house besides the president?
Angela:I'd be in Hufflepuff Definitely
Aro: *shifty eyes* A threesome? NO!
Felix: How can you tell!
Jane: *shifty eyes* Get married? NO!
Siobhan: I'm trying!
Tanya: *Shirty eyes* Lusting? NO!
Mrs. Jazz Hale: To Alice: Were you upset that Jasper didn't buy YOU a house? are you now so mad that you will give him to me?
Alice: Who says that he didn't buy me a villa in Tuscany?
Team Jasper (of which there appears to be several members): *sighs longingly*
Mrs. Jazz Hale:To Sam: Why do you hate the Cullens so much?
Sam: They have cooler powers than we do!
Mrs. Jazz Hale:To Esme and Rosalie: Are you sure you are not secretly envious of Bella having Renesmee? Are you going to steal her in the middle of the night when Edward and uh... Bella are going at it?
Emmett: No way.
Rosalie: NO! WHO TOLD YOU THAT! God ARO WAS RIGHT, YOU CAN READ OUR MINDS!
Aro: I was, wasn't I?
Mrs. Jazz Hale: To All: Do you ever feel the urge to suddenly spring up and sing Potter Puppet Pals and the Mysterious Ticking Noise?
Aro:SNAPE, SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE!
Marcus: Just… no.
Huntra: Marcus: *has a staring contest with him*
Marcus: *blinks* DAMMIT!
Huntra:Seth! *Glomps him into a super tight hug* Leah: How does it feel to be the only female in the pack?
Leah: It's like the feeling you get after watching a chic flick with a tub of ice-cream.
Huntra:Demetri:Can you track down Caius for me so I can kill him for even thinking about harming Nessie?
Demetri: Sorry, I'm too busy tracking my own butt. I just can't… seem... to… find it!
For Volturi: Can I join?
Aro: Of COURSE! Come to the feeding room- I mean, JOINING room, after this…
Ping.
FWWBH: Oh! I suppose that's the end then?
Kisses of Chocolate: Yep. Thank you for letting up time keep!
Hymnophile: Yeah. *sniffles* Thanks.
FWWBH: OK, so thank you so much for everything-
Heart Of Diamonds: WAIT! You forgot THE question!
FWWBH: But who am I going to ask it to?
iluvedward4ever: Who would YOU turn gay for?
FWWBH: Me? Well… I suppose I'll have to tell you next chapter!
details-withheld: But there is no next chapter!
FWWBH: EXACTLY!
Hey guys, this IS the final interview, yes, but don't be sad, we still have the nudist colony! Review more, the sooner you get your colony story. It's coming along nicely if I do say so myself!
HUGE thanks to everyone who's supported me and reviewed me through every chapter. You all know who you are; I mean, you all got to ask the questions every chapter!
Love (And... Stuff, No, I've got to do better than that! A little piece of Edward's Hair, or Jacobs Fur? More Cyber Cookies? One Free slap to the character of your choice? I don't know, you guys can choose! OH! TWILIGHT EASTER EGGS! YOU CAN ALL HAVE TWILIGHT EASTER EGGS! YAY FOR YOU!)
FWWBH (FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut)
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