Sorry for the delay, muses on strike and a nice surfing trip to Antigua got the best of me…

Disclaimer: They are still not mine, even when being on a different continent, the WWE belongs to Vince and the guys belong to themselves, all of this is just FICTION

Notes:

--- Somehow I just can't let go of Raw and ECW hehe, so sorry if it makes the chapters quite long

--- A little Kane/Jeff Hardy quickie made it into this chapter, and I won't apologize for it :-), and a little Undertaker/Jeff Hardy after their match too :-)

Up to You Guys ;-):

I promise a Chapter on an Island with any pairing (now don't go crazy, when I say any pairing I feel very inclined on staying on my turf lol, so maybe it could be a Jeff/Undertaker,

or a Jeff/anyone seriously hehehe, he's just too cute, it's his own fault ;-) *don't despair Jeff, I only use your body hehe, you will keep your soul, I anyways can't imagine anyone stealing it from you*

Kane/CM Punk: my own Rhum use and abuse may render poor Phil all drunk hehehe,

Or maybe a Matt/someone (since I project to post it with the Consequence Series, a bi/gay Matt won't interfere with any plots :-), *apologizes to Matt, I know you're not gay and if you are, I hope you're bi and you and your boyfriend will end up in my… No ok, I'll stop right here lol*

Batista/Kane? Batista/Anyone?

Just tell me somehow and I'll promise I'll get it done ;-)

And now off you go, kept you away from the chapter long enough *wonders how many ppl actually read this hehe*

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Chapter 14

Smackdown

November 14th 2008

Manchester

Jeff and Matt arrived with the same flight as Ric Flair did, and Ric couldn't refrain from poking Jeff from behind as he saw the brothers waiting for their luggage and saw Jeff standing there and annoying his brother "Hello there young man". Jeff turned and had a smile on his face the second he recognized the person who had pushed him more than poking him, he threw his arms around Ric and buried his face in his neck and hugged him like a kid would a teddybear "Ric… hi… How are you", Flair laughed and squeezed him gently "Fine, if you let me breathe son", Jeff grinned and let go of the older man, Matt pulling him back, a little embarrassed by his younger brother's attitude towards someone like Ric Flair "Geez Jeff, behave, let go of him, you're embarassing bro", shaking Matt's hand Ric smiled "Your brother isn't bothering me Matt", "Tell me your secret", "Hey…".

They moved to the lounge that was reserved for them and where they were all to meet and sat down, Chris snarling the second he saw that Jeff had brought his guitar and not minding making a loud fuzz, somewhat because he was bored and a lot because both Hardys were annoying him to the fullest "Oh wow, mister rockstar has arrived… How lame is that Jeff, do you see me bring mine? No, but you think that you're so fucking special that you just can do it right, not even an album out but acting as if Motorhead would be your support act… Lame and pathetic", Matt was ready to rip Jericho into pieces, Jeff had stopped and was staring at him not sure he had heard right and his heart suddenly beating twice as fast, Ric just was shocked at the obvious animosity, he inhaled and shook his head, his voice scowlding "You are one dumb boy Jericho", "And you are not supposed to here, and frankly, nor is he"

Shawn who was just entering the lounge with Mark behind them gasped, Mark only sighing "And here it goes, a great and friendly trip to Manchester with only loving and caring people… Sweet", "Man, I swear, by tonight Chris will be shutting his stupid mouth", "Please yes". Jeff sat down, his guitar leaning in his couch and pouting, glaring at Chris, Mark sat down next to him "Ignore him, don't let him get to you Jeff", Jeff locked eyes with the Deadman and shook his head, sighing and whispering "What if he's right", "You can bring your guitar Jeff, he's just jealous he forgot his and that you're the better player", Ric who stretched opposite of them smirked "I have to say I'm really glad Vince asked me to come with you, I think this will be fun", "No, it will be tiring to keep that asshole in line", "Yeah well, between you, Hunter and me I think he'll learn his lesson fast", "And Shawn"

The next ones to arrive were Dave followed by Glen, both men just locked eyes and the temperature dropped a couple of degrees making Mark smirk "No guys", "What bro", "No staredowns please", Ric tok a sip of his drink and amused smirked also "Especially you two, we'll leave late because of that", Dave's eyes sparkled as he turned and saw who had just spoken "Ric…", "Hello David… How are you", "Now that I see you I'm good", he sat down next to his friend and hugged him "What are you doing here?", "Well, I'm joining you guys", "That's great, I missed you so much", "Oh I can imagine…"

Glen sat down next to Jeff seeing he wasn't smiling but rather lost in his thoughts "Hey rainbow… That the guitar we got you?", Jeff nodded weakly "Yeah, but I think I shouldn't have brought it", "Hey, it was the best idea you had, I never heard you play, so…" he affectionately kissed Jeff on his temple and added "… it's perfect that you brought it along kid"

Vince was glad to see that they were all there and since the plane was ready he started shushing them in, Matt tailing Mark until the Deadman turned and stopped him "Ok Hardy, why are you following me… That is usually Jeff's job", "I need to talk to you", "Is it going to screw my good mood?", Matt bit his lip and nodded "Uh, it may, yes", "We'll talk later ok", "Ok"

Jeff had moved to what Mark called the "playground" area where playstations were connected to a giant tv, the Deadman sat down next to Matt and slapped him on the leg while handing him a beer "Now tell me what Jeff did", Matt took a sip and whispered "Smoked pot", it somehow reassured Mark that it was only weed and he exhaled deeply "That's all?", "Yes, found him yesterday evening and man I wanted to strangle him for doing it", "You know why he does it", "To chill, but I think he really does it because his back hurts, he just doesn't want to admit it", "Ok, Vince won't like this", "That's what I told him too Mark, but you know him, he's stubborn", "I seriously hoped he had understood he couldn't continue like that", "I don't know what got to him Mark, but please, don't let him have problems because of it, don't let Vince fire him", "Matt, there will be a time when whatever I'll say won't be enough", "Please"

Mark willed his patience to become pitless and walked up to Jeff who was standing at the little bar in the middle of the plane and was doing shots with Shawn, Mike and John, mainly to get them to forget about his last attack on them with the chair, Shawn still laughing and trying to show John just how funny he had looked running away, Mark stopped behind Jeff and squeezed his shoulder "I need to have a word with you Jeff", Shawn chuckled "No sex in Vince's plane Deadman", the gaze he got told him that Jeff had done something and that Mark wasn't amused "Now Jeff" but Jeff seemed oblivious to that, he smiled and hooked his arm with Mark's "Lead the way Mylord", Mark didn't answer and it was that that made Jeff stop him "Hey what's going on", "I need to talk to you", "About?", "Not here, come with me"

Mark wanted some privacy and was glad when he found some vacated seats, he pushed Jeff down, sitting next to him and whispering "You know Vince will have you tested right", Jeff stretched in the seat and grinned "Yeah", "Ok, so why do you do it anyways", turning his head he looked at him quizzical "Do what?", "Jeff, don't… I know…", Jeff frowned "Matt…", "Yes Matt, and don't frown, he has every right to worry", "There's nothing to worry", "Oh really", "Yeah, I just smoked a joint to relax a little", "Why do you need stuff to relax Jeff", "I don't know, the plant was grown and quite frankly I didn't think it would matter that much", "It matters to me kid… You've had problems in the past, shouldn't you try to avoid getting used to it again?", "I'm not getting used to it again, I'm not Brian you know, I smoke from time to time that's all", "And I don't want you to", Jeff locked his eyes with Mark's, a little shocked "Excuse-me?", "You've heard me right Jeff… How many times did you smoke lately", "Not since my birthday", "Oh, so you weren't stoned a couple of days ago", "No", "Jeff"

While they were chatting Shawn was looking for Hunter, but he found Chris first and smirking pushed past him and Lance, Jericho bumping him away "Get lost Michaels", "Hey, why so bitter? Isn't it your birthday today Jericho?", "Fuck you", "Roh, you're rude, mommy didn't get you the toy you asked for?", "Get out of my face Shawn", Shawn grinned cockily, seeing who was coming their way "And what if I don't?", "I will show…", Dave was passing by and fed up pushed Chris violently and made him tumble and fly to the floor, he chuckled "Ups, my wrong, thought you were stronger, but then again, you're only when you cheat, right assclown", "Stupid asshole, I will…", he saw Glen smirk behind them and smirked "Yeah, and now what? You gonna attack me here? In McMahon's plane? Just go ahead, I dare you", Vince passed to get a drink, walked over Chris and pushed past Shawn and Dave, and without even looking at any of them said "Do what you want but no blood stains, or you'll pay for the cleaning gentlemen", Ric followed Vince amused "I see some things never change", "No, some guys tend to become assholes with time"

All Jeff was hoping was that neither Steve nor Hunter had told him, he hated lying to Mark but didn't want him to worry nor get angry "What, I wasn't", "Whatever you say Jeff", "Hey… I'm clean", "Besides the pot", "Yeah ok, besides that, but it's not as if I had a pound hidden in my bag you know", "I'm glad to hear that you've still got a little conscience left kid", Jeff was back to being his old self and flashed him a cocky grin "See… And I promise I won't smoke that much anymore, ok", "Yes", "Can I room with you", "No", "Ok, I'll ask Brian if he'll be my roomie", Mark rolled his eyes and pulled him into a headlock "Jeff… O Jeff, what should I do with you?", Glen sat down next to Mark, whispering seductively "Let's fuck him", "Glen…", Jeff grinned "That's a good idea", Mark gave them both an amused look and got up "Well, go ahead, I'll have myself a drink", "Your loss bro", Jeff sat down on Glen's lap and straddled him "You know I missed you", "Liar, you had Shannon", Glen's hands were resting on Jeff's thighs, pretty innocently for the matter but Vince just stopped as he passed and looked at them, before yelling "Hardy… What the hell you think you're doing?", Glen smirked "Turning me on Vince, and he's very good at that…", "Excuse-me?", "No, we were talking", "Then make him sit down like a normal person dammit", Ric pushed Vince and gave Glen a thumbs up as he passed them, Jeff leaning on Glen and whispering "As much as I like Ric, I can't understand how Dave can sleep with him", "Really? You prefer me?", "Yes", "I'm honored"

Matt was walking through the plane too and seeing his brother sitting on Glen's lap made him blow a fuse, he grabbed Jeff by the hair and pulled him off, earning himself a thank you from Vince and a slap from his brother "Asshole", "What were you doing", "Rubbing myself against Kane", "You're insane", Jeff grabbed his brother's legs and attached to them "But you love me", "Oh Jeff, come on, let go of me", "What, I'm bored", "Then annoy Glen", "You stopped me", "Read, listen to music, no sex bro, got me", "You're so not fun", "Jeff", "Someone banging a diva doesn't bug you", "That bugs me too Jeff, no sex at all", "Jealous ha?", Mark got back and grabbed Jeff into a hug, keeping him against his chest and playing with his hair "Stop discussing with him Matt, he won't stop, ever", "Now do I know that, he was doing things to your brother", "Ah yes, they had decided to have sex", "Gross Jeff, really gross… How about you touch your guitar", "No, I don't want to bug anybody", "You won't, now go get it kid", Jeff took off to get it, mumbling "Whatever" and came back five minutes later and got down, stretching his legs over Glen's and started playing a little…

They immediately drove to the hotel to check in and get comfortable when they arrived, and with Vince checking over them the rooming issues were kept at a strict minimum for once, Jeff getting comfortable with Matt, Mark with Glen, Shawn had jumped Vince from behind and whistled in his ear "I'm gonna room with Hunter", "I don't care who you're rooming with as long as it isn't me", Vince gave them half an hour before he requested their presence at the restaurant, jetlag making most them very calm and cuddly by the time they arrived at the restaurant…

The next morning, Vince had organised a bus to get them all to the arena, well actually there were two, and the bickering started the second the first bus was full, Jeff and Shawn complaining that since they hadn't moved fast enough now had to go and be in a bus with all the guys they didn't like or weren't friends with, but Vince just rolled his eyes and entered the first bus, asking the driver to close the door, Hunter and Matt were glued to the window pulling faces at them, Shawn nudging Jeff with the elbow and Jeff understanding, they made the "Suck it" sign and pushed through Santino and Cody, jumping in the other bus and making their way to the back, Shawn laughing "This bus has officially been taken over", there were some boo's but they just moved to the back, Randy giving Jeff a smile as he passed which made Shawn whistle "You like Jeff, Orton?", "Shut the fuck up Michaels", they sat down, Jeff nudging Shawn "Leave him alone", "You like Randy, Jeff?", Jeff laughed and imitated Randy's tone "Shut the fuck up Michaels", Ted turned "Why don't you just shut up Shawn ha, and make that stupid idiot next to you shut it too", "Watch it Ted, I kicked your daddy's ass, I can do the same with you", Ted jumped up but Randy grabbed him and threw him back down "Don't", "You heard him", "Yeah, and he's right, so sit down and leave them alone"

Dave made it to the ring first, he wanted to get a rematch, and tonight, "Well, I'm not here to whine and cry about last week, what I'm here too do, is to evoke my rematch clause", unfortunately Steph who was watching the show back in the States intervened, well it wasn't something that made Dave happy but he was man enough to wait three weeks, and knowing she wouldn't go behind her words he knew he would get his rematch, as Stephanie continued Glen was smirking, happy that he got what he wanted, a match against Rey, and Shawn just locked eyes with him and grinned, they both got what they wanted, and they both knew that they had to thank Hunter for that, Shawn turned and smiled "Thank you Paul", "Ha? I've got nothing to do with that", "Uhu, you spend an hour at the airport talking to her, so, thank you", "Whatever Shawn", Dave nodded, yes he could wait and he liked Stephanie, he trusted her, just as he wanted to leave the ring Randy made his way there, getting in his face…

Randy wanted the titleshot and he told Dave he had to wait in line, Dave smirking "Oh really", Randy continued on how he was better and deserved it more, "Ok Randy, Randy, I just wanna let You know, that history is written by winners and if you look at our history I've been better than you in every way, shape or form", "I was better than you when we were with Evolution, I'm better than you now", "You know, Steph just said tonight is about settling old scores so we can move on, and I would say, you and I definetly have a score to settle, so this is what we gonna do… Tonight, right here, Orton versus Batista so we can get this thing behind us", "So what you're saying is you wanna wrestle me right here tonight", "The answer is yes… But just so you know Dave once I win the World Title back I will remain Champion a lot longer than 8 days", it was the one thing too much, Dave's mood had aggravated and he thought about how to get him, smirking he threw him his mic, Randy catching it and being rewarded by a kick to the groin and Dave grabbing him for a Batista Bomb, Randy managed to wiggle free and made it backstage pretty quickly, keeping his eyes on the ring and the man that annoyed him so much…

Jeff was coming back from the catering area and bumped into William Regal, who was standing there, ready to go to the ring, he gently smiled "Hello Jeff", "Hi… Futur Champion… Have a great match", "Well thank you Jeff", Layla was circling around Jeff, stroking his cheek flirtingly "He's cute Darren", Jeff blushed a little and gave her a smile, Regal pulling her along "Yes, he is, and we have to go to the ring", Dave who had come back, stood there hands on his hips and laughing "Well well well Jeff", "What?", following Regal and Layla with his eyes and discretely whistling he shook his head "Nothing", "Then wipe the smirk of your face Animal"

Dave put on a sweater and sat down, accepting the bottle of water Jeff handed him "She really checked you out man", Shawn burst out laughing, Jeff pouting as he sat down "Oh, stop it, she's not my type and she's with Darren", Shawn nodded as Dave chuckled amused "As if that meant something", "Shawn… Dave…", "I won't tell anyone", "There's nothing to tell", Kane appeared on the screen and Shawn whistled again "That's more your type", Kane was smirking and even if he knew that Stephanie would be amused he knew that Shane would shudder and that was just as funny as torturing Rey "First of all, I would like to welcome Stephanie and Shane McMahon back to Raw… I hope it is worth it", Shawn was eyeing Dave and he smirked "Or Dave right… And Mark… Hunter… Randy", Matt arrived and was more than pissed at hearing Shawn tease his brother as Kane continued "There is something about Shane McMahon that brings out my inner child… It reminds my of how I used to tear the wings out of insects and small birds, I enjoyed torturing the innocent, that's why I love beating on Rey Mysterio so much, and tonight in a DQ match, I am free to do anything to Rey what I want, it will be all hardcore to like it"

Jeff had blushed but kept his eyes on the screen, shivering a little at Glen's voice that really got to him, and having Dave's body pressed against his on his right side just added to his goosebumps, Matt on the other hand was less on what Kane was talking about but more on what Shawn had said, he slapped him on the head as he sat down with them "Hey, stop it Shawn, you make my brother sound like a whore", Shawn laughed, caressing the spot Matt had slapped him on "No Matt, I'm lining up those he finds attractive… And they all have huge muscles", Shawn pointed to the screen where Kane was continuing, Jeff's eyes unmoved "But I've never liked being liked, not by my brother, not by the McMahons, most of all not by any of you, and I guarantee after tonight you'll like me even less" Dave frowned and Jeff had a little pout on his face due to both his brother's and Shawn's discussion and Kane's words, he mumbled "So?", "So nothing Jeff", as Kane finished "Which means I'll like me all the more" Dave turned his head and added amused "And Layla… Let's not forget her", "Hey", "Really?", "Yes, she checked your brother out, man", "Hey, not true"

As they were watching D-Lo Brown against Mike Knox, Dave was getting comfortable, leaning back and worrying sick after Kane's little promo, he shook his head and nodded to Jeff, not very interested in the next match but more in understanding how Jeff could grin and smirk when Glen said things like that "Now please enlighten me and explain me how he's a nice guy, he likes being hated", "He's not like a real nice guy, but he's one, it's difficult to explain", "I've got time Jeff", "It's not that simple, for instance last week in our match, he entered the ring illegaly and punched me on the back right, well it was a thing in the ring, he wouldn't do that backstage", "But he does with Rey", "That's why I said it's not simple to explain, Rey and him just hate each other, Rey has jumped him too in the past", "Ok, that I admit, but only as retaliation and to show him he ain't scared", "Rey will be okay Dave", "I hope you're right"

Jericho passed them, strutting like a king, Dave sighing and feeling rage built up, Jeff patting his shoulder "He's such an ass", "Yeah, I hope Shawn will take care of him soon", "Yeah, me too", they both looked at the Heartbreak Kid who was following Chris' words with attention too "Yes guys, I promise he'll go down soon, maybe even tonight", "Good, first beat him down then fuck him dead", Dave chuckled "What a nice way of saying it Jeff", "What, it's the reality, he really needs a lesson, he's been acting like an obnoxious asshole for too long"

Rey arrived and jumped over the back of the couch, landing half on top of both men "Ouch, I'm not Dave, that actually hurt", "It actually hurts me too", "Sorry guys, I'm just excited to beat the crap out of Kane again", Jeff coughed and smirked "Hey, watch it, he may very well beat the crap out of you Mysterio", "Oh yes, I forgot, you're friends, you're not being destroyed everytime he sees you, lucky you" Rey smirked amused and got up, starting to warm up a little "Well, wish me luck… Uh, not you Jeff, wouldn't force you to go against your buddy", Jeff gave him a smile "Good luck Rey" and added, teasingly "You'll need it", Glen who had just arrived too got down behind the couch, both arms around Jeff's neck and content and proud that Jeff had just said that rumbled with his deep voice "Exactly"

Dave turned and glared at him, Jeff had shivered when Glen had talked against his neck and grinned, grabbing his arms and keeping him against him, more to avoid that he'd assault Rey already here "All of your guys matches have been great guys, just give us another one", Rey smirked "I will, business as usual, clean pin on Kane", Glen lifted himself up, Jeff moving with him since he didn't let his arms go, and with the couch he was a little taller than Glen, he leaned back on him "No no, kick his ass in the ring, not here", Dave had gotten up too and put himself on Rey's side "Why are you like that Kane", Glen cocked his head and locked eyes with the Animal who didn't back down and kept his eyes on Glen's "I like being me", Jeff blushed a little a mumbled "Yeah me too", Rey was the first to make it to the ring, Jeff letting Glen free and sliding back down on the couch "Have a nice match Glen", "I will, I will" and he followed Mysterio, Dave sitting back down too, shaking his head "I so hate this", Shawn, curious asked "You really like Rey", "What's there not to like in Rey"

Dave realized how he must have sounded and blushed a little, Shawn grinning "Something going on between you two", "No, and if, it wouldn't be your business", raising his hands in defeat Shawn grinned "Okay okay big guy", "Well, it would explain why you're so protective of him", "Well, you're protective of Kane too, so does that mean that there is more going on?", "Uh, yes… He's a good friend… A friend with benefits", "With benefits ha, well, Rey and I are very good friends too, but not with benefits", "Why not?", "Why not? None of your business Hardy"

The match actually ended as usually and Kane made it backstage looking for Rey to end it once and for all, his anger so deep he was literally fuming, Rey was sitting on the edge of the couch grinning at Dave, Shawn and Jeff, Jeff immediately jumping up when he saw Glen arrive and stopping him before he could reach Mysterio "I beg you not to do what you feel like doing Glen", "And I believe I already told you to stay the fuck out of my business", "I can't, I care too much for you, you'll only get in trouble Glen, not to mention that Dave won't let you touch him", "Well, I wanted to kick his ass for a while too now, so where's the harm", Jeff blushed a little as he whispered "I want you to direct your anger at me", "You what?", "Fuck me", Glen grabbed Jeff and pulled him along, slamming him into his lockerroom and looking at Mark who had been chilling in there "Something I should know about?", "This brat needs a lesson, can you leave us bro?", "Only if you promise to keep him in one piece", "Oh yes, one sore piece, but no harm will be done", Mark locked eyes with Jeff and had to smirk, the younger Hardy was beaming with lust and desire "Knock yourselves out guys"

The second an evily-amused and smirking Undertaker had left Glen locked the door, Jeff licking his lips at the rapidly raising chest that came closer as Glen pulled him hard into an embrace "You're playing with fire Hardy", "I think I can manage", "And I think you're getting a little cocky", "And hard… Please Glen… Take me…", it took less than a heartbeat and Jeff was pressed, ass in the air against the couch, he giggled at the impossible quickness both brothers had, and with Kane's size it was a wonder he could move like that, but the fact that Glen had ripped his pants down and was penetrating him without any preparation made his mind and thoughts go blank, all he could concentrate on was the pain/pleasure the big guy was giving him…

The noises that came out of the lockerroom made most people pass quickly without even looking at the door, it was Kane's lockerroom after all and noone wanted to get noticed by the guy, well Randy stopped and grinned upon hearing who was with the Big Red Machine and made a mental note to try to get into Jeff's pants again, and this time all the way, inside Jeff was screeching, not caring if anyone could hear him, feeling Glen's huge thick cock slide brutally in and out made all his scruples vanish… Glen was losing himself in Jeff's body, nothing better than a nice screw to make his anger at Rey diminuish, he had to hand it to the younger man that he had the guts and desire to be with him when his mood was like this, but he didn't mind at all, he grabbed Jeff's hips, sure he'd leave bruises but hearing Jeff's pleasured moans he knew he wasn't hurting him and accelerated his speed some more, pounding merciless into Jeff's body and squeezing Jeff's hard cock with his hand "You like that Jeff", "Oh yes, please Glen… Harder", Glen wondered if harder was possible as he spilled himself deep into Jeff with a loud roar, Jeff following him on the spot and dropping against the couch "Hmmm, yes…"

It took them a couple of minutes to come back to their senses and get dressed, Jeff grinning "You're feeling better?", "Yes…", "Good… Me too", as they made it back to the screens, Matt gave his brother a weird look but didn't want to know why he was beaming like that and had flushed cheeks so he ignored the little voice that told him to ask and satisfy his curiosity…

Dave's match was up and Shawn had insisted on taping his knee, giggling a little at the Animal's annoyance about his behaviour, he made it to the ring, Randy coming up next, but Cody and Manu arrived a minute later and Cody insisting on wrestling Dave made everybody chuckle, especially Dave himself, who after a short match had Cody pinned and Manu knocked down, he walked up to Randy who had been watching the match from the ramp, but instead of assaulting him Orton preferred moving backstage and getting out of his way, Jeff giving him a smile "Afraid Randy?", "Shut the fuck up Hardy", "That's not nice", Randy flipped him the bird "Fuck you", "Hey", Jeff grinned and added "Get whatever crawled up your ass back out, geez", he mouthed amused "Well for you it would be easy to get Kane out of yours right", Jeff blushed "What?"

Randy grinned and walked up to him and whispered in his ear "Oh yes… Deeper… Harder… Hmmmm Glen, yes…", Jeff whispered back "You listened to us?", "Yeah, and it made me all hard Hardy", "Your loss Orton", "No, I will have a nice fantasy to fall asleep on tonight", the idea of Randy standing there and listening made Jeff all fuzzy inside, he teased, whispering seductively in his ear "Bummer that's all you'll get right", but Randy wasn't one to back down "We both know you wouldn't mind spending a night with me, so don't get cocky…", "Who knows Randy", "Stop playing a game you can't handle", "Same I could tell you Orton…", Matt walked up to them, having enough with the whispering that was going on "Leave my brother alone you piece of shit", "Lalala, I'm not even hearing you Matt, and why leave him alone, he wants it too", Jeff smirked and shook his head, knowing Matt would give him a hard time about this, so he tried to save the appearance "I don't want anything you have Orton, so get the fuck out of my face", Randy smirked, locking his eyes with Jeff to make him understand he had invited him to his room before turning and leaving the area "Whatever Jeff"

Matt grabbed Jeff's arm "What was that?", "Nothing really, just some teasing", "Uhu, just watch your back with that guy", "Sure Matt, no problem, I got everything covered"

After Shawn's match which was up last they made it to the pub next to the hotel, Shawn planning and plotting on how to get Jericho taken care of, and JBL too, Mark and Hunter were definitely both on his side and promised to help keep Lance away, Jeff promised to help him with Chris, just as did Dave and Matt, they only thing they didn't know was when to strike, but according to all of them it had to happen fast.

The next day Jeff joined Matt at the arena with Shawn, who needed some air and didn't want to stay at the hotel, they waited for his match to start when Finlay walked up to them, offering his hand to Matt "Well, we finally will find out who is the best man", "Yes, we will", "Well, to a good match than", "Yes, I'd say good luck to you but it would be quite hypocrite", "Same here, well, see you out there", Jeff hugged his brother as Finlay made it to the ring "Good luck bro, I know you'll keep that title of yours", Matt smiled at the sweetness in Jeff's voice and the fingers that traced his belt gently "I will, I'm not ready to give this away", Shawn smirked "You're both sappy right now", "We're brothers, we can be as sappy as we want", "Exactly"

During the whole match Jeff was on edge, jumping at each punch the men in the ring exchanged and he was more than glad when it finally was over and his brother had won, and Finlay's way of playing it fair made his heartbeat come back to a regular speed "Relax Jeff", "Yeah, I'm relaxing", "Man, you were close to a heartattack", "Was not", "Was too", "No", "Yes", Matt stopped in front of the bickering duo "Are you done?", "Yeah, great match bro", "Thanx Jeff"

Shawn and Jeff waited for Matt to get ready at the catering area where Mark Henry walked up to them, hoovering over Jeff "I have a message for your brother", "Then go and tell him asshole", Jeff didn't see it come and ended on the floor with his chair, he jumped up ready to pounce on the way bigger man when a dark voice sounded from the entrance to the room "You better apologize for that move", Mark had arrived to get Jeff, Matt and Shawn, since they had decided to hit the town tonight and was more than pissed to see Shawn standing there ready to kick Henry, Jeff on the floor and Henry smirking like an idiot at the smaller men, and Henry knew he was in trouble, now Shawn and Jeff were no match for him, but the Deadman… He snarled and tried to leave, only to see Glen appear behind Mark "A problem here?", "Seems Henry got cocky and reckless and somehow assaulted Jeff", "He did? Well well well, seems I'll get my training after all", and Henry's situation didn't evolve in his favour when Matt arrived and tried to find out what happened, only to have Jeff pout amused "That big baboon hit me because he needs to talk to you", "He what?", he turned to Henry "You what? You lay a hand on my brother?", "He deserves far more, and so do you… Just get ready to lose that title to me", "The only thing you'll get from me is the beating of your life you asshole", "You wish Hardy", "I know Henry", Mark pushed Henry out of the room "Better get out of our faces or you'll face the worst minutes of your life… And you better stick to the ECW guys Henry, if I catch you touch anyone else again I'll make your life a living hell"

Laughing they made their way to their minivan where Hunter, Dave, Rey and Ric were waiting for them, they made their way to a cozy restaurant before hitting the clubs and coming back early in the morning, most of them a little drunk and their moods hilarious…

They slept until early afternoon and moved to the gym, before having dinner, a last drink and heading back to bed…

On Friday, Jeff arrived at the retaurant and got to the buffet pretty early, he was alone but not for long, when he saw Shawn arrive he got back up and followed him to the buffet "Shawn, I have a question", "Good morning to you too", Jeff had spent a good part of the night thinking everything over and he needed advise, and quickly "Yeah, listen, I need to do something", "Go ahead", Jeff chewed on his lower lip, whispering "I want to show the bitch I'm extreme, and Steve told me to inform the concerned persons next time, so, you think Mark and Hunter would mind if I did little interruptions while they are in the ring", Shawn grinned and sat down "What are you thinking of?", "Well, Hunter will sign that contract with Vladimir right, I wanted to interrupt it", "Good idea, I'm sure he won't mind", "Ok, I'll talk to him"

Mark was ready for his little live promo to scare the Big Show, but his opponent for tonight was more on his mind, he observed Jeff who was sitting there and finishing his facepainting, he was up first and running a little late but Jeff called him back "Mark?", "Yes Jeff", "Uh, I may interrupt your promo", Mark turned and locked eyes with him "Really?", "Yes, if you're ok with it that is", "I am, but you wait for me to finish kid", "Okay, well, see you later", "Yes Jeff"

Jeff arrived just in time before Matt made his way to the ring, "Hey freak", "Thank you so much bro, and I came to wish you the best for you match", "That's awfully sweet of you", "Yeah ha, well, anyways, even though you just offended me I still know you're going to own Shelton, so have yourself a blast Matt", "Thanx bro", his song started and he gave Jeff a little smile, heading to the ring, followed by Shelton…

Jeff sat down next to Hunter and Shawn "Hunter…", "Yes", "Uh, I may plan a little intervention", Hunter looked up and sighed, Jeff's last "interventions" still vivid in his mind "A what?", "You have that contract signing with Kozlov right", "Yes?", "Well, I'm seriously pissed the bitch doesn't give me another shot, so I wanted to show her how extreme I am", "And you want to do what exactly", "Interrupt you guys", "Really", "Yes, really", "Well, as long as you don't attack me, I'm cool with it… You know me, if Vickie ends up pissed, I'm happy"

When Kozlov passed Hunter bellowed, laughing "Nice dress up Kozlov, nice", he didn't get an answer, just an evil glare amusing him even more, he leaned down on Jeff, whispering so no-one could hear what he was saying "Listen, while you're at it, can you take that idiot out? Just a suggestion", "That's what I got planned", "Cool, well then, I'll see you and remember not to touch me", "Promised"

Hunter made his way to the ring, turning the different little insults for Vickie in his head, he got to the ring and started it off immediately "Let me just start off by saying that being in this ring is kinda special for me, it's kinda almost like the United Nations, we have a representative from Russia, a representative from Mexico, and a representative from Fat-Labia", backstage everyone was laughing, something Vickie wasn't doing as Hunter continued "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding, she's from Bulge-eria", "I'm just kidding, she's from Chunky-Slovakia", "Can we get back to business", "Ok ok, sorry"

Hunter saw Jeff on the turnbuckle and jumped up knowing what would follow, Kozlov thought Hunter was agressing him by that gesture and jumped up too, Hunter smirking and motioning behind him, the Russian turned and got hit by Jeff, who got up, rolled the knocked out Kozlov away and ripped the contract apart, throwing it in Hunter's face before leaving the ring, his entrance song playing, Hunter's eyes followed him until he had disappeared, he had to hand him the nice intervention, and the fact that Kozlov was out cold for that matter, Hunter checked by kicking him gently, and was more than amused…

Jeff was up first, he was so nervous he was fearing to faint, Hunter arrived and gave him a nodd "Relax Jeff, don't stress yourself and have some fun out there", "Yeah", "Inhale, exhale, Mark won't kill you…" seeing the Deadman arrive all ready and scary he chuckled "… well at least not too much", Mark gave him a little smile "I will only hurt you a bit, don't you worry", "You're not funny", "No, but painful and deadly", Jeff pouted a little and was happy when his music started, he gave them both the middle finger and left, Mark chuckling "Yeah, well that will not go unpunished either", Hunter patted his shoulder "Watch it, he has become really good", "I hadn't noticed Hunter, thank you so much", "Just saying…"

As they were bickering, Jeff was making his way to the ring, his heart racing and Matt laughing next to Shawn on the couch "In a minute he'll be all shivering and quivering but this time it will be in the ring", "Hehe, yeah, poor Jeff, wouldn't want to be in his place, taking the Deadman out for Vickie", "No, me neither, but my bro will be okay", "Yeah, he'll beat the Deadman", Mark gave Shawn a glare that made him shiver too before making his way to the ring, Jeff's emerald eyes locked with his all the way…

Matt had been right, Jeff was feeling all strange, especially once the lights went back on and the Undertaker was entering the ring, he couldn't take his eyes of him, the only thing he didn't forget to do was breathing, for the rest he just stared at Mark who gave him a cold glare back that made him shiver even more. Jeff knew that he was only a prey now that he was in the ring with the Deadman, and that all the affection that Mark had for him wasn't what the Undertaker felt, he just wanted to crush him and that made him feel strange, but he wouldn't back down, absolutely not, he had to prove him he was ready…

Their match was making Matt fear for his brother's health, neither Mark nor Jeff were giving in, actually it had really become the battle of the disciple and the master which made Hunter laugh his ass off backstage "I tell you, that's like Jeff being Anakin and turning all Darth Vader on our poor Obi-wan", "Oh shut up, he wants to win", "Yeah, and I'm not so sure he can you know, your brother is good, but is he ready?", they watched a snarling and frowning Big Show pass and before one could intervene and stop him he was on his way to the ring, Jeff and Mark so busy with each other that neither men noticed the giant get to the ring…

Jeff performed a Whisper in the Wind and was getting up as he felt someone grab him and throw him out of the ring, he lay panting outside the ring and he realized it was the Big Show, he willed up all his strength and got up, getting on the turnbuckle to stop him from attacking Mark… He jumped but unfortunately Big Show just easily caught him and tried to throw him out again, he gripped him seeing what Mark was up to and kept him occupied while the Deadman got a chair he slammed on Big Show's back making him fall out of the ring, Jeff rolling back in quickly and grabbing the chair, hitting Mark with it the second the Phenom turned, Mark went down and Jeff got the ladder in front of the turnbuckle, his leapfrog hit Mark full force and he went for the pin, getting the three count…

Jeff hushed quickly out of the ring, knowing very well that if Mark got him he was in for at least a Tombstone, and with his hurting back that wasn't what he wanted to experience…

Jeff was on his way to the medics holding his back, he knew Mark would follow him there but Vickie interrupted him "You were very good Jeff, I'm impressed", Jeff got down glad he could lean against the wall, his back was hurting and all he wanted was to have it checked, painkillers and a nice shower, Vickie continued, pissing him off a little "…but I never gave you the same deal we promised Kozlov", "I'll tell you what, you want a deal, I'll give a deal… Next week you face HHH one on one, and if you win, then I'll make it a triple-threat match at Survivor Series for the WWE title" "Alright that's fine, you know what, I'll beat HHH in the match next week, and if you don't put me in that championship match at Survivor Series, I might just go extreme on you", he pushed past Chavo not looking back, his heart racing…

Mark was already getting patched up when Jeff arrived, stopping and smiling "You're ok?", Mark looked at him, a certain twinkle of pride in his eyes, now he wasn't happy about how it had played out but Jeff had really given a good performance "Yes kid, and you?", Jeff got down on a bench and stretched, laying immediately on his chest and wincing a little "Just my back", a doc started checking his back, Jeff leaning his head on his arms and sighing, biting his arm when he found a blocked spot, Mark watched him, sitting up and wondering where his cockiness had gone "And congrats on your win kid, you're not even boasting about it, what's going on?", Jeff moved his head a little so he could lock eyes with Mark and whispered "Only got it because that ass intervened", Mark shook his head, rolling his eyes in the process "Jeff, can't you just for once be happy?"

Wincing as the medic continued with his back, Jeff whispered, his voice low and full of sadness and doubt "I don't tend to lie to myself Mark, I'm not sure I would have pinned you, so ok I may have done it, but with Big Show's intervention", "Jeff, that was a great match, indulge in that fact and your win, don't go all brooding, now that you beat me", Jeff pushed up on his arms a little and shook his head "I didn't beat you Mark, I won, but I didn't beat you", Mark was all of a sudden awfully happy that he didn't have to fly back to Atlanta the next day but could stay around Jeff in Manchester, he was interrupted by Hunter who had been standing at the door and listening, chuckling amused "Well Jeff, you can always upgrade your mood by beating me next week", Jeff didn't even look at him, nor did he realize what Hunter had just said and especially the sympathetic and friendly-bickering tone he had employed, no, Jeff just sighed dramatically "As if", "Well, you never know, right", Mark was more than amazed that Jeff didn't get defiant or cocky with Hunter but just acted as if he had already been defeated…

Hunter took up the medic's place and pressed the ice to Jeff's back "How's your back", "Ok, just bruised and hurting", "Well, your moves aren't safe", "But they are extreme", Hunter moved the icepack over Jeff's lower back making the younger man wince a little "What?", "Cold…", "But it will numb the pain", "I know that Hunter", Hunter just couldn't not tease Jeff "So the bitch played you ha", "Somewhat, I think she wants me to lose all of your friendships", "Well, I know Mark already told you that what happened in the ring stayed there, so the only way for losing my friendship is by screwing up Hardy", "Thanx", "Don't thank me for something that's normal"

They took the bus back to the hotel and went to the restaurant, too battered and exhausted to go far, so after dinner they took a booth at the pub next to the hotel, Jeff's mood still down and Matt pushing him down and cuddling against him "Jeff, you fucking won", "Yeah, but only 'cause Big Show intervened", "Come on bro, I don't want to leave you in the UK alone and miserable", Mark had listened to them and joined the discussion "He won't be alone, he'll room with me Matt", "Thanx Mark", "Nah, wouldn't want your brother to continue looking like he lost"

The flight back to Atlanta was around noon, Matt waking his brother who's voice pouted sleepily "Wanna sleep", "Just wanted to say bye", Jeff pulled him into an embrace and made him fall in the bed with him "Hey", Jeff put his both arms around Matt and clinged to him, laughing at his own actions "Don't wanna let you go", trying to get him to let him go the older Hardy snickered amused "You can come with me you know", "No, Vince will only make drama", "And Mark will be here any moment, so you won't be alone bro", "I know that", there was a knock and Matt pushed away from Jeff and went to open it, both Mark and Glen standing there "Ready to leave the rainy weather and bad food?", "Oh yes", Mark passed Matt and laughed when he saw Jeff blink with tired eyes "And you're not looking ready to get up", "No, not really, but you could join me you know… It's warm under here", Matt took his bag and shook his head "I don't wanna know what will be going on in here when we're gone", Glen gave him an innocent smirk, not being able of not teasing him "Hot and dirty sex", "Hey, I said I don't want to know", "Sorry"

Mark undressed completely and took his time, feeling Jeff's eyes linger on him and giving him a little show only to find him stroking himself when he lifted the covers "You're a pig Hardy", Jeff liked his lips "And you're hot", Mark lowered his body to the bed, eyes roaming Jeff "That doesn't excuse your impatience", a little smirk and Jeff lifted his hips, spanking himself "Punish me", "With the biggest of pleasures", the Deadman grabbed Jeff and pulled him into his lap and brought his hand down in what could only be described the spank of the year, and he didn't have to wait for a reaction…

Jeff screeched the second his hand collided with his butt "Ouch, have you lost it", Mark smirked "Yeah, I lost a match, imagine that… I…", seeing Jeff's facial expression he had to suppress a grin, the younger Hardy looked so sexy staring at him in what was a mixture of disbelief, a little ounce of anger and a lot of defiance, Mark licked his lips and continued "… Seriously, I, the Undertaker lost a match…" and brought his hand down a second time, smirking "And guess what…" and another slap, followed by a heartwrenching wince, Jeff's head hanging down and his whole body shaking, trying to will the sting away, the sheer anger at the situation made him lean up and try to get away, spitting "Ouch you stupid asshole"

Jeff's rage just fueled Mark who was having a little fun moment even if his protégé wasn't, but knowing he wasn't doing any permanent damage he used the moment for a little revenge, continuing unfuzzed, his voice amused "Against a rainbow-haired punk… Can you imagine that", Jeff pouted "I so hate you right now", "And you know what's the worst…", Mark's hand rested on Jeff's ass, gently stroking where he had spanked him and added "He didn't enjoy his win, he thinks it wasn't his doing…", Jeff turned his head and looked at him "Mark… I… I know I won, but Paul intervened…", "I know, I was there, but you pinned me after a move that you did kid", Jeff tried to wiggle free but Mark kept him still "Stay still you brat, you'll hurt your back if you continue", "Or you'll hurt me right", "No, but I don't want you to have reasons to smoke", "I won't, I remember promising you I wouldn't for some time", "I know, it's just that I'm not sure you'll keep your word", "I will", "Ok, and you know if you want to continue beating everyone you'll have to workout?", Jeff spat, a little annoyed by the turn things were taking "Yes, I wanted to work a little out with you, but you just started becoming a stupid ass"

Mark chuckled, his hand moving on Jeff's ass, gently pinching here and there before parting his buttcheeks and starting to tease him "Oh Jeff", from pouting to moaning, Jeff started quivering under his touch "Oh, and now what?", Mark licked his fingers and penetrated him slowly with first one but adding quickly a second one "Oh yes Mark", "Yes?", "More…", "If I hear you say that you won and you beat me Jeff", "Mark, I didn't beat you… How can you ask of me to", "Jeff, you need a little ego-boost", "Are you saying that you let me win?", "No, absolutely not, I'm saying I want to see you smile", "Continue what you're doing and I will be fine", "Jeff…", Jeff had started stroking Mark, quite forgiving now since Mark was pleasing him more than just a little "Please… Need more…", Mark pushed Jeff down and got behind him, sliding into his willing body in one hard push, making the younger man moan loudly "Yeeesssss", he immediately established a quick pace, pounding into Jeff's thight body as if his life depended on it and it didn't take long for both men to come in loud moans. Jeff cuddled up next to him and fell asleep within a minute, Mark gently stroking his back as he drifted off too…

They got up for dinner, taking a shower together and talking, Mark trying to figure out why Jeff was so down "Listen Jeff, it was a great match, you won, I don't know why you have that sad expression in your eyes", "I didn't beat you on my own…", "Jeff, come on, just forget that fact and smile a little", "I'll try", they met with Ric, Hunter, Brian, John and Mike at the restaurant, John smirking "I don't know what the Deadman does to the Rainbow to make them be late", Mark slapped him as he passed him to sit next to Ric, and Jeff kicked him the second he sat down next to him "You wish you had a sex-life like mine", "Oh no", "Hey Hardy, no sex talk", "Yeah right, Shawn's far"

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Soooo, a week in Manchester for Mark, Hunter, Ric and Jeff, I think I'll write Miz and Morrison in too hehe, just for the fun ;-)