I don't own. Hope you like my special guests.

FWWBH: Welcome to Twenty Bucks, it feels like we really never left. But- as this is the special one year anniversary edition of 20 Bucks in Twenty Seconds it has actually been a YEAR since I first created this story. Surprising, eh?

This is for my readers. I love you guys HEAPS! And ESPECIALLY To those who came after all was written, said and done but still managed to leave a review unlike some of you that have been here from the start and could not be bothered to lift up your lazy fingers and click on the small greenish looking review button and type in one word. I thank you. Reviews are the reason I do what I do for you guys. Because you like me.

Alex Pettyfer: Hi everybody! I'm here to give a bear hug to every girl in the audience....

Angelina Jolie: And I'm here to do the same for the guys (A/N Do I have any guy readers? Cause I totally dont know, If you're a guy. Please review nad tell me so that I know for future reference)

Audience: *squeals then faints*

FWWBH: So today, it is for you guys that I do my special anniversary edition of 20 Bucks in 20 Seconds. (turns to Movie Cast of Twilight and New Moon) You ready guys?

Cast: YES!

FWWBH: Your time starts… NOW!

Rob Pattinson. Do you actually LIKE your hair? What's with you and Kristen Stewart, lovers or not? And are you gay?

Robert Pattinson (Edward): That's a lot of questions. Very good questions. You know you make an excellent host? I would LOVE to host a TV show-

Audience: Quit Stalling!

RP: Grrr. Fine. (Pinches bridge of nose) Yes, I like my hair. No, K. Stew and I aren't lovers. And… Maybe

FWWBH: Kristen, you have gotten to make out with Robert, feel Taylor's abbs and get a bear hug from Kellan… Which was the best?

Kristen Stewart (Bella): *drools* mmmm… I dont know, mabye if I could try them all again? *looks hopeful*

FWWBH: Kellan, do you by any chance like tall, funny, dirty blonde, Australian fanfiction hosts?

Kellan Lutz (Emmett): Sure! I mean, it's not like I know any though! But if you could introduce us?

FWWBH: *grins* OK. And one more thing. Will you flex your muscles… for the audience of course!

Kellan: *Flexes muscles*

Audience: *drools*

FWWBH: Damn it! Why did we have to get new carpet in the studio for the one year anniversary? Now it's going to be flooded with drool! Nikki, what's your biggest weakness?

Nikki Reed (Rosalie): Chocolate! And I'm sure all the audience feels the same! Which is why I've arranged for FREE BLOCKS OF CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE!!!

FWWBH: *mutters* God. You'd think this was Oprah.

Audience Member: Dude. Don't complain. Its free chocolate!

FWWBH: Jackson, who's your biggest celebrity crush on?

Jackson Rathbone (Jasper): I don't know, I've always loved Sam and Dean from Supernatural. They're so cool, the way they fight all the demons…

FWWBH: Ashley, in what way are you most similar to Alice? (Aside from looks)

Ashley Green (Alice): Well, I tend to talk a lot. That's one thing! And shopping. OMG! I love shopping! I mean, just the other day I saw this GOREOUS pair of Dolce boots that would match that scarf that I brought a couple of weeks ago but then I thought that if I got the Manolo pumps to go with it that I could use it for TWO more outfits-

Sam and Dean from Supernatural: *bursting through doorway* FREEZE! I heard that there were vampires in the immediate vicinity. We will TAKE THEM OUT, so there is no need to panic. Your exits are to-

FWWBH: Um GUYS? Hello? This is the MOVIE cast of TWILIGHT! There are no vampires here.

Sam: OMC! TWILIGHT? I LOVE YOU SPUNK RANSOM!!!!! OMC OMC OM- *turns to see Dean stare at him* What?

Dean: You like Rob? DUDE? How can you go past Kellan?

Jackson Rathbone: OMG! SAM AND DEAN!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!

Dean: Whoa. Time to go. *Runs out of the studio*

JR: [Chases after Sam and Dean]NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Robert Pattinson: [Chases after Jackson Rathbone]JACKSON! DON'T YOU LEAVE! I HAVENT EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO TELL YOU THAT I'D TURN GAY FOR YOU YET!!!!!

Edward Cullen: [Comes onstage and Chases after Robert Pattinson]MY ROBBIE POO! COME BACK TO ME! I LOVE YOU! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH STINKING BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Jacob Black: [Comes from offstage and Chases after Edward Cullen]EDDIKINS! COME BACK! I LUUUUUUUURVE YOU! DON'T LEAVE ME FOR SPUNK RANSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Random Poodle: [Chases after Jacob Black]WOOOOOOOOOF! WOOF WOOF! WOOF! Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk. (Translation: JACOB! YOU PEED ON MY FIRE HYDRANT! COME BACK HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!)

MICHEAL WELSH (Mike Newton): [Chases after Poodle] WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING? HEY! THIS IS FUN!!!!

FWWBH: *shocked silence*…

Okay.

Elizabeth, what do you like most about yourself?

Elizabeth Reaser (Esme): Hmmm… The fact that I don't make Gay proclamations about myself on Fanfiction TV?

FWWBH: Peter, could you ever see yourself becoming a doctor?

Peter Faccinelli (Carlisle): I don't think so. I'm not that great with all the blood and gore. Besides, I'd be putting more people in hospital- 'cause when they saw me in the doctors' coat, they'd all faint!

FWWBH: Dakota, you're only new to the cast. What was your first impression of all of them?

Dakota Fanning (Jane): Well, obviously I thought all the guys were extremely good looking. Although Kellan kinda scared me and I thought Rob desperately needed a hair brush. I liked Nikii and Ashley a lot, they both shared a lot of my passions and Elizabeth was always really nice to us all, she was sort of like a mother hen. And I loved the wolf pack- so many shirtless guys at once!

FWWBH: What about Kristen Stewart?

Dakota: Yeah. No. I didn't really like her at all.

KStew: Hey!

FWWBH: Alex, how do you handle being the hottest member of the wolf pack?

Alex Meraz (Paul): Well, all wolves run at a toasty temperature, so I wouldn't say that I'm the hottest of the pack *winks cheekily*

FWWBH: Billy, what's with the 'stache?

Billy Bourke (Charlie): Don't disrespect the 'stache. If feels things too you know.

FWWBH: Christian, how do you feel that there's no 'Ben' character in the movies? Are you disappointed that you have to date Eric instead of what's supposed to be your one true love? And is it weird that Justin Chon has a really tiny fluffy Moustache?

Christian Serratos (Angela): It's really disappointing. I would have loved to go out with someone like Ben- he's actually one of my favourite characters in the books! And as for Eric. Who would you rather, you're one true love or well… a guy with a fluffy moustache?

Justin Chon (Eric): Respect the 'stache!

FWWBH: No. Just no.

Justin: DAMN YOU!!!

FWWBH: Finally, just before the timer runs out. Taylor Launtner. Will you please-

Audience: "SHIRT OFF" "SHIRT OFF" "SHIRT OFF"

Taylor Launtner: *slowly reaches down and start to pull his shirt up inch by inch until-*

DING.

FWWBH: Time's up!

Unfortunately, since this is a special anniversary edition of 20 Bucks in 20 Seconds… well. I won't be able to give you who the cast of Twilight would turn gay for until NEXT anniversary edition… IF I even put up another edition.

Then again… You could always review and I could tell you.

'Nuff Said. This was just for the readers. Hope you enjoyed it! If you're still hungry for MORE… maybe check out one of my other fics. I have a new EmxR one shot up...~FWWBH- P.S sorry for all the capital letter use 1/2 way through the chapter! I felt it was necessary...