Lol, this one is just a spazzed out one that I randomly thought of when I was looking up Christmas carols. Say it out loud for the best effect!
You know Edward and Tucker, Hoenheim and Armstrong,
Alphonse and Scar, Dante and Graun,
But do you recall, the most famous Colonel of all?
Mustang the flame Alchemist, had ignition gloves of white
and if the bad guys saw him, they would run away with fright
All of the higher-ups would say "He's only in this for a raise"
They never gave poor Mustang, any compliments or praise
But one foggy Christmas Eve, Hakuro came to say:
"Mustang, with your flame so bright, can't you find my team tonight?"
Then how the soldiers loved him, as they shouted out with glee:
"Mustang the Flame Alchemist, you'll go down in history!"
Wow. This one really is retarded...