Wow, this was more successful than one of my other stories... anyway... you guys might hate me for adding another chapter to this but I felt like you had to know what came after...
Disclaimer: Don't own.
Alrighty, enjoy.
... Kanda's Moment to Shine
Dear Allen,
You haven't written in a very long time. I suppose that was because of what I did to you.
Kanda
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Dear Allen,
It's been a few weeks. I expect a reply for my painstakingly hard work of writing so many letters.
Kanda
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Dear Allen,
You little pig. You still haven't written. Geez, you can't blame me for everything that happened to you...
Kanda
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Dear Allen,
Alright, I hacked you up with my Mugen and purposely hired a person to drive over you. It's hardly any pain, right?
Kanda
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Dear Allen,
It's been three months. Write already!
Kanda
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Dear Allen,
I still don't know why I'm still sending you letters. Especially if you're not gonna reply to them.
Kanda
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Dear Allen,
That's it, I can't be bothered to write anymore.
o.o.o.o.o
In the hall of the headquaters, there was a white coffin. On top, there was a picture. It was a picture of Allen Walker. Inside was probably a chopped up Allen with tire tracks on his face. In front of the picture, there was a stack of neatly piled letters all addressed to the person who was inside the coffin, all in Kanda's handwriting. The incident happened a year ago. Only Lenalee and Lavi knew better.
They both watched as Kanda dropped a letter at the coffin every few months. Once again, only they knew better.
o.o.o.o.o
Dear Kanda,
I have risen from the dead and am ready to haunt you. You didn't think I'd die from a weak attack like that?
Allen
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Dear Allen,
Holy shit. You're alive... ghost man.
Kanda
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Dear Kanda,
That's right. I'll get you back for attempting to kill me.
Allen
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Dear Allen,
Like you can.
Kanda
o.o.o.o.o
A few weeks later, on the day Allen came back (to life), there was a scream from the dining room. Lenalee had dropped her cup of red cordial over Allen's face. She was apologising over and over again. Allen stumbled over to the nearest door that wasn't locked. It oh so luckily happened to be Kanda's room.
"Oi, Kanda. You got a free bathroom?"
The look on Kanda's face was priceless. A pale white Allen (sun deficiency), white clothed, white haired and blood dripping off his face (red cordial).
No one would ever forget the scream Kanda let out.
o.o.o.o.o
Far far away, a mother was looking for her lost five year old daughter. She heard a very loud scream.
"Kari, was that you, dear?"
Fin
And I don't think I'll write anymore of this...
Oh, and if you didn't get the ending, it meant that the mother heard Kanda's scream and mistook it for her five year old daughter's, signifying that Kanda's scream was shrill and very high-pitched.
Alrighty.
Cookie to all reviewers!
Peace
Sky~